Woman do you own one?
I am sure you all know what's up?
The dildo has taken over the penis!....guys how did you all let this happen.???
Now what this is about is that the dildo is every woman's private toy....the men need not know she has it.
Do you think its wrong having a dildo?come on its rubber and you wouldn't classify it as cheating would you?
If you were a man and you stumbled on a pair of dildo owned by your partner,what would you do about it?
Would you encourage it or step on the dildo with your shoes?
80 percent of anonymous female commenting here own a dildo but will not admit it because the Nigerian society frowns on having one....yes!
If you are female enough to agree you own one.what is your reason ?I bought a dildo to find out what it was all about and lets just say i liked the ride!...hehehhehhe!
*drinking alomo bitter on the rocks*
Lolsss. Buys kuli kuli n Coke. All eyes open.
ReplyDeleteLolsss. Buys kuli kuli n Coke. All eyes open.
ReplyDeleteDildo is not a bad tin 2 ave
ReplyDeleteI love the Tshirt.
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DeleteHmmmmmm!
ReplyDeleteI almost got one a few years back when I was tired of men and their ways!
Well,let's say God spoke to me in different ways!
I ordered the rampant rabbit online at ann summers cos I was shy to buy it in store when I went window shopping ☺, Guess what! It did not come,I ordered it again with other stuffs(underwear),the others came except for this rampant rabbit!
Then God showed me some scriptures in the Bible,these scriptures just caught my eye while reading the Bible and some others,I woke up with the particular scripture in my heart,and I stumbled on a lot of discussion about it,whether good or bad, So I just decided that God did not want me to have it and I quashed the idea.
B4 anyone comes here to say stuff regarding my opinion on this,remember,God deals with us differently!
Stella,u asked for us to be sincere,there u go!
Ur right dear if u take ur mind off smthing u may not remember dat its exists my hubby travels and stay close to 3mnths is nothing to me cos I don't rmem there's smthing called sex and besides I think is disgusting to use any kind of sex toy dat is my opinion no hating.
DeleteI agree,I later thot it was disgusting & I was grateful to God that HE saved me. I guess if I had bought it,I would have been addicted and to stop will now be wahala!
Delete☺
I do own one and a vib as well, no biggie, has it's pros and cons tho! Sometimes, I miss the sensitivity of Mr Penis! That natural skin to skin feeling, that natural warmth, the 37 degrees celcius of the penis. It adds to the pleasure but other than that, Mr. Dildo is good enough but not better. Women need to becareful tho because Mr penis is not always hard 100% of the time like Mr Dildo so don't compare the two in that regards. I had a friend whose relationship suffered because his gurl preferred the dildo *sad* Hypocrites don't judge me! *strokes hair and walks away*
ReplyDeleteYou ladies are only bluffing a Dildo can never be a PENIS!
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DeleteThose doing this, cancer is watching you in 3D.
ReplyDeletePlease where can I get one asap. Am a married woman but at times i dont get to sleep with my husband in 2 weeks cos he comes up with the excuse that he's very busy at work and travels a lot. Any info on where to get it pleaseeeee????????????
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Delete* Stella in my opinion I have a rabbit cos I don't like casual sex and I am currently not dating.. Taking my time to choose my life long partner...
But u know.. Body no be firewood.*winks*
My dildo makes me squirt.. No man has ever gotten me to dat height.. But Mr Dildo makes me orgasm.. I am not addicted to it though but use it whenever I can't control & witstand d urge of sex..
Smiles..
Kel
Hahaha S to D u go kill person,funny enuf I used a dildo just recently n it was wow.but notin pass the real thing but wen ur man is not around help urself instead of cheating on me *wink*
ReplyDeleteI Av one , now dats Love U can alwaz call ur own, but since I met my partner am usually too tired to Use it, dat guy is Bad even in his sleep if u touch him junior comes Alive. Nuff sald *runningaway*
ReplyDeleteI was just drawn the part that says"will you step on it with your shoes?"if he wants let him step na,Dildo no dey finish for shop.Na only him go tire.That thing rocks jare!!!
ReplyDeleteI want 1 pls where can I gt it????????coox right here mmmmmmmmm.............*bb sad face*
ReplyDeleteCall +2348144201315 if u want a vibrator.very affordable.
ReplyDeletei cant stay 2days without using a vibrato, expectially d one with finger. immagine d dick inside ur punana vibrating and d fiinger ontop ur clit viberating also....stella i no go lie i don groove diff guys wella all in d name of searching 4 correct dick i no gree see,,,,some of our men get gud dick but dem no sabi use am, y some no dey even care if dia girl don cum.. immagine guy dey ask babe if she don cum ask me waiting he go get 4 an answer if no b yes jst tu cover up, d worst of it all na those wey b pure water,123 jah b4 u count 123 dem don cum na those kind guys dey always complain say our girls tu spiol,,,, na all dis condition introduce me tu vibrator and d 1st day wey i use am i begin speek in tongues i begin hala say na thunder go fire pennis 4 were vibrator dey...... though i don get guy wey i love and he love me wella and our wedding dey hold dis december but i still value vibrator pass he dick though he his gud on bed but d sweetness of sugar is diff frm d one of sweet joor...............my problem is how tu stop using a viberator or should i tell him b4 we tie d knot????? insult is allowd
ReplyDeleteHaha you don kill me with laf 123 jar OMG girl you too funny .for me am satisfy with my oga own if he travel I dey remove my mind .but for this your write up I go buy one to try .for curious sake . for Stella this is why I dey visit your blog you are real men .
Deletei cant stay 2days without using a vibrato, expectially d one with finger. immagine d dick inside ur punana vibrating and d fiinger ontop ur clit viberating also....stella i no go lie i don groove diff guys wella all in d name of searching 4 correct dick i no gree see,,,,some of our men get gud dick but dem no sabi use am, y some no dey even care if dia girl don cum.. immagine guy dey ask babe if she don cum ask me waiting he go get 4 an answer if no b yes jst tu cover up, d worst of it all na those wey b pure water,123 jah b4 u count 123 dem don cum na those kind guys dey always complain say our girls tu spiol,,,, na all dis condition introduce me tu vibrator and d 1st day wey i use am i begin speek in tongues i begin hala say na thunder go fire pennis 4 were vibrator dey...... though i don get guy wey i love and he love me wella and our wedding dey hold dis december but i still value vibrator pass he dick though he his gud on bed but d sweetness of sugar is diff frm d one of sweet joor...............my problem is how tu stop using a viberator or should i tell him b4 we tie d knot????? insult is allowd
ReplyDeleteI suspect you are the same person that advertised vibrators above!nice try!so u want women to scroll up and order!advise indeed !signed:wide eyed!
DeleteAnonymousJune 20, 2013 at 10:30 AM
Delete1. Your English is painfully bad,I suggest evening school.
2. You were in search of a good dick, smh
3. U prefer a vibrator to ur husband to be.I think ure marrying the wrong one.
4. Most importantly, You need JESUS and deliverance!
Whr cn T̅Ñ’Ñ”̲̣̥ dildo b gotten in lag?
ReplyDeleteAs a man, I own various sex toys.The HANDY vagina, the life size doll etc. But I just got this badass toy. Its adjustable (for doggy, anal and other positions), gets wet (you have to refill the liquid) and it has fleshy butt hole and pu**y. I wish I could post the picture. DID I MENTION I AM MARRIED? Yes I caught my wife moaning to a dildo and I decided to get mine and now SHE IS COMPLAINING.
ReplyDeletecraze man!!!!! lol.
DeletePsycho!
DeleteAnal?
#sodom tinz
Please can u quote d exact Bible passages. I dont own a dildo but I masturbate a lot and even my hubby knows about it though I try to be discreet. I give it up many times and come back to it. Could not discuss it with my pastor cos of shame. I really need to be more enlightened on this. Thanks for ur response!
ReplyDeleteSince u are ashamed to tell ur pastor,I think that tells u its not right!
DeleteWill get the passages for u!
In the meantime,pray to God to help u!
Also tell your husband to do the things ure doin to yourself,that will also help u drop the habit!
Really??? Is dat a side effect or just ur assertion? pls more info!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahhahaha at cancer in 3D
ReplyDeleteFor me this Dildo=Masturbation. Masturbation=Self Love. And self love kind of *not*cool*at*all
ReplyDeleteInterested in buying one? I can hook you up. What i sell is Lingerie, but a customer made a special order for one but it didnt arrive before the date i promised as there was customs delay. Whats your email address so i can reach out to you.
ReplyDeleteSeems these days women have more s*x toys to fiddle with. Why is it so? And yet some women are still promiscuous even in matrimony *confused*
ReplyDeleteI have a dildo n vibrator. Hubby prefers one day a week sex, which does not work for me. I would never tell him I have these, but it has helped to curb my lack of sex. We only have sex once a week, 4 times a month! We have talked about it n he won't use viagra!
ReplyDeleteSend me an email and i can give you a shop address where you can buy one
ReplyDeleteSend me an email on "allladiesnid@gmail.com" so i can forward you a shop address to buy from.
ReplyDeleteAbi SDK can i make free advert here?
if you need a dido i can get you one.
ReplyDeleteshould you need a dido do email me at mustaphai50@yahoo.com and i will let you know where to get it.feel free as your identity is secured
ReplyDeleteI don't own a dildo and never used one but I love to masturbate.. Am married and my husband is cool with it and sometimes like to watch me make myself come. He said would rather I masturbate than use a dildo lol. Mastubation helps me when am angry, irritated or just horny. Every man or woman for their own jare, whatever makes u and ur happy pls go for it. Mj
ReplyDeleteDildo is a woman's best 'friend' in times of 'need' where Mr Penis is not readily available. For ladies in search of Master Dildo, just get in touch with Zee Virtual Media at Ikeja. Number to call is 07038845262. Thank me later!! Hehe..
ReplyDeleteGOOD QUESTION! I tire for men , this days to get a GOOD DICK is not easy to come by! I had a big one but my oga at the top don burn am:)
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahahahahahahaha! U had me rolling on the floor with *my oga don burn am* loooool
DeleteI don,t think that doldo can be compared to the real fresh penis. I have never used it and will nt use. I will stick to my husband,s penis any day. The skin contact,kissing,fondling,collecting the yougurt can not be gotten from doldo. Abi i lie?
ReplyDeleteNa wa oooo! Wat's d diff with a dildo and a vibrator sef?? Neva come across any. But seriously things are happunin ooo. Men don't satisfy women dis days and women don't satisfy men, still cheating here and there.wetin una dey fine?
ReplyDeleteA dildo is far beta than a penis,espeecially the vibrator cos its faster.60% of women dnt hit climax wen having sex wit a penis,I lie?I noticed I dnt hit my climax wen I have sex,tho I enjoy it,but it takes to long,and once my partner hits his climax ,that's it,he doesn't want to knw if u also did,most men are like that.so I decided to get a dildo and a clit vibrator.I've been sleeping like a baby ever since.*wink*
ReplyDeleteLike seriously, how do u guys enjoy doin these by urslfs? How do u enjoy it? Just curious...
ReplyDeleteOh u enjoy it extremely so. U don't know d joys of sex until itz ur 10th cum
Deletehttp://www.zeevirtualmedia.com/ them go deliver anywhere u dey for lagos... na my office dem dey deliver mine and dem go wrap am like present wey be say you gas to open like 6wraps before you go see wetin dey inside. I love sex toys cos u can do whatsoever u want with it , but when u r with a guy , na so so pretend you go dey pretend so dat make he no know say u like dick too much *Naija's mentality* you guys wit pencil tinz really need to grow the fuck up!
ReplyDeleteHaaaa!
ReplyDeleteCan a vibrator be compared to a normal tin? â„“̊ got a guy wit his thing as small as a biro,but â„“̊ love him.so â„“̊ decided to forget about sex.A̶̲̥̅♏ looking for drugs without side effect for him,to make his thing big.
ReplyDeleteHaa! Pls no drugs. Get a tyre inflating machiine n use on his dick. It'll grow bigger.
DeleteUre contradicting yourself!
DeleteIf ure ok wit it why do u want to give him drugs?
Sex is important in Marriage,so ask urself,ure not satisfied u need to consider it properly oh!
Wahala dey oooooo!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat d fuck do u need a toy for? Teach ur man what u need and use his dick as much as u want. That's d real thang girls. Dildo dey suck nipples? E dey rub ass?
ReplyDeleteanon@3.13 pm abeg make una stop tu dey pretend jorr we knw say vibrator no dey suck nipples but e dey make person cum like who fuck 4 dream....but wat about those guys wey dey suck nipple at d end u no go even near cum lol, some dey suck breast like say na kpomo dem dey chew... it take some gurls 45munites to cum y d guy in question dey cum under 8 to 10 munite tell me how she go take cum??? abegi my viberator is my pet,my joy, and my allllllllll......if to say i go fit send my viberators pics to stella make una 4 see how d dude fine.......
ReplyDeletei no cum
ReplyDeleteu no cum
pikin cum
how cum
viberatorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is the best of d best it makes u cum like a river........all u need to do is to give it a try or if u wanna know how sweet it is den ask stella......
then why looking for a drug for him if his size is not important to u. *mtcheew*
ReplyDeleteAbi o. (Anon. #49) tell them.
ReplyDelete#MOVEMENT!
How would you feel if your children sees you rolling and screeming on the floor with dildo or whatever in your p**sy?
ReplyDeleteWait o, do u lie in a one bedroom?
DeleteI have a vibrator, works like magic when I m horny. My partner knows about it, he likes to even watch when I use it. Makes me cum like crazy. Try it, your life will never be the same again. # runs away#
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 55, u r nt serious oh, u just made me laugh my head off, chai, OMG the people on this blog are something else.
ReplyDeleteTalk about 21st century see and complete satisfaction. You should try the rampant rabbit from Ann summers, you will speak in tongues as it works wonder in your pussy. Infact when you come like never before you will sleep like a baby. Abeg remember to thank me for this advice,you are welcome in advance.
ReplyDeleteWho even needs a man? Or even their pen is these days? If I am bored, I open my treasure box and choose my choice, if I have got company, we simply have a crazy sexual orgyandby company I mean my girlfriends and I. I cannot even remember the last time I had set with a so called man, see toys make me wanna come over and over again.
Thanks Stella for this post, this is the best ever.
I need my girls to come over tomorrow for a sex fest, we will have fun to the max am sure but before then going into the toilet to ease this built up tension.
Note to self : don't visit stella's blog whilst at work.
U need serious help,trust me!
DeleteThe devil is dancing azonto with ur life!
I tell you,my vibrator is my best friend. I use it anywhere on my body, my breast,pussy and anus,any where on my body. it is lovely and I'm seriously in love with my vibrator. and guess what my darling husband bought it for me. he enjoys using it on me and enjoys watching me use it on my self. I thank God for my husband, we do anything and everything. we are very open sexually. sometimes he will call on his way home and tell me to dress up as any character and then after our 2boys are in bed we fuck
ReplyDeletenothing is like the real thing.....
ReplyDeleteI had a Vibrator till I met Oga, now I am tired of sex. He just fucks and fucks and fucks and fucks and fucks for hours on end almost 2ce a day. I'm scared to even tell him no because he has such a high libido and I don't want to give him an excuse to cheat. Vibrators and Dildos are great but nothing (apart from Oga's member) does it like the bullet............ That shit makes me squirt like crazy then I start shaking! Ladies, if you are going to buy a sex toy buy the BULLET! works magic
ReplyDeleteI love the real thing attached to a man any day. No comparison biko.
ReplyDeleteWell I don't get to see my man for about 2 to 3 weeks in a month at a time and guess what, he bought me a dildo to play with when he's away. I am not very sexual by nature but knowing that there is an alternative is better than going out there to cheat!...
ReplyDeleteStella Biko ask the men only what they think about their wives or gfs using sex toys? We nd to know their opinion on this oh? Btw ,me no get sex toy n I no want get, my boo is my sex toy, chai that guy treats me with so much skill, especially when we take a little bit of alcohol , hiaaaa! sex toy is a no no for me joor!
ReplyDeleteStella Biko ask the men only what they think about their wives or gfs using sex toys? We nd to know their opinion on this oh? Btw ,me no get sex toy n I no want get, my boo is my sex toy, chai that guy treats me with so much skill, especially when we take a little bit of alcohol , hiaaaa! sex toy is a no no for me joor!
ReplyDeleteI got the real deal! I do real, I don't do rubber. sorry!
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ReplyDeleteSpirit marriage matters. Masturbation, sex toys etc. You have to be very deep to understand the spiritual implications. Just 2 or 3 weeks and you can't control yourself? Wahala dey.
ReplyDeletei get one sorry to say
ReplyDeleteits not cause oga is lacking
its just to keep me together when he's not in town
a woman can get horny anytime,l i'll rather do dildo than sleep around afterall na my bed dey suffer d jigijigi
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ReplyDeletethey have bullets dilds and all those candies
for licking, i got mine from them and am enjoying them
Wow! Its funny how people can't stay without sex/sextoys for about 3weeks, when I've not had sex in over 6months.. My hubby isn't arnd, I'll rather wait for his Penis dan to dey chuku chuku my sumtin wit rubber.. In other words, nothing beats the real deal *wink*
ReplyDelete•Amah•
Wahala dey,married women,una no get shame at all!na wa o
ReplyDeleteOne thing you women/ladies failed to understand is that you all have been destiny not to enjoy sex, because of what Eve did to Adam.
ReplyDeleteIf you are a woman enough, please do tell your parents that you are into this act(inserting tube/dildo) into your engine room. Haters, come up with your defence, I am sure you are not smarter than your creator.
End of discussion.
Imagine one of your car tyre get deflated, as you are pumping it at the vulganizer's place, you also remember you are yet to pump your dildo. What a life.LOL
ReplyDeleteBeing as truthful as I ever can be, I think Stella is perhaps not photogenic. I knew this babe in uniben and she no worwor at all and till date, she still no worwor. If there was any art of her body to complain about. It was definitely not her face. Stella isn't ugly and I am being truthful here. Besides, she's immensely blessed, let's leave her very handsome husband and cutest kids ever out of it, have u heard Stella's voice? Then she possesses one of the sweetest hearts ever.
ReplyDeleteI Rest my case!!!!
Sapele Babe, blind bat.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha,you got that absolutely correct. Blind bat +too much ogogoro. I taya for myself.
DeleteVibrator bawo? All of una wey get am,congrats.but u see when u get man wey Sabi him work well well, j go know say nothing can compare to the apola called penis!!!vibrator ko.. Vibratory ni....
ReplyDeleteOSHISKO,iranu.Nonsense.stella show ur real self jare make we see.PJ
ReplyDeleteWell well,dis is interesting,why do u women/girls pretend all d time,when it comes to sex,and u go home to d comfort ur self with rubber dick,in quote rubber dick,a real dick can't do what a diodo can do,and a diodo can't do what a dick can do,see let me give u women some tips,if u want a man to last on u,u hv to work also its a 2way thing do always lie down like a wood and expect him to do d whole work!,u women hv to be creative on bed,if u are crazy and creative he will come under 1minute and he won't want to go bk why? Cos its not interesting,so women who complain abt early ejaculation be creative and watch what he eats!,and u will thank me but can't put up my email or number cos my woman will be mad at me!,b4 I go sex is all abt d mind and its not always!.and always remember to talk sex with ur partner b4 u go for it u will never complain!,be creative women,and u will burn ur rubber dick thanks!.
ReplyDeleteI have a rabbit. Bought it after I moved to d UK and husband was still in Naija. I don't really like d dildo part of it, as it's kinda different from d feeling of d penis. So basically use d rabbit head, which is fantastic!!!!! Before we (son & I) I had a vibrator which husband and I use during love making & it was great - shortens d foreplay time & always effective. Husband knows abt d dildo, he asked me to buy it sef. These morality business folks attach to it no dey our side, so itz great to be open and honest. I never old na, so for how long wld I close off my mind to sex???? All n all sha, dildo shouldn't be a replacement dick in a relationship, daz what I think
ReplyDeleteyou can also get some real stuffs from www.viewden.com. they make very fast delivery and got lots of stuffs
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
ReplyDelete