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Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Blog Visitor Cries ''Help Ooh I Mess My Boyfriend Pick Race''







''Hey my dear Stella,

I wish to make this a quick one. Please help me ask your readers wetin person fit use to stop FART from smelling. Because i am beginning to realize na this fart make me and my boyfriend break up. E too smell, its
that bad the smell affects me gan. Make person dey fear to mess for man front. Abi if i marry i no go mess for my husband front?! I live here in America and have gone to the drugstores like them CVS, WALMART n KMART but nothing to use. If one drug dey or herbal medicine from 9ja i can use i won't mind telling my mum. Please post this as its very important to me and its not even funny''



*hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha wetin pesan no go hear?*
*faints from laughing*


51 comments:

  1. paraga no fit help?or alomo bitters.....hahahahahahhahahahahhahaa

    i just had to comment!

    hahahhahahahahhahaha

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    1. Na Paraga and alomo you take cure your own?

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    2. Let her reduce her egg intake,d yellow sac contains ammonia n when ammonia is too much in d body ur fart smells bad infact no dey take ham at least for a month n c wat will happen

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    3. Check to be sure you are not lactose intolerant (eg milk intolerant) if u r, ur gas will often nd smell badly.

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  2. Lol mind what you eat n always detox ur body

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  3. Hisssssssssssss! What a smelly messy post. So Stella, you are trying to turn your blog to mama Suwe arena abi? Hissssssss again.

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    1. Get lost biko. U don't need to be a saddist all the time. Try and be happy once in a while and laugh ur burdens off ok. Stupid child

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  4. LMAO...STOP FARTING..LMAO..

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  5. Is it possible to fart and it won't smell? I agree there are various degrees of smell, but in the scheme of things, this should be down in the ladder na. Your boyfriend isn't serious. How often do you fart?? Personally, I fart only when I'm in the toilet.

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  6. @ oluyimi you knw not what you say... Only wen u are in the toilet? Is your fart poop? O am ga o!!!

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    1. What is the big deal in farting only when I want to discharge faeces? Our bodies are different and it is Oluyomi.

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  7. Person wey love you no go mind. My man hails me when I drop the bomb on him. I bet u can't even compete with me. I have gastritis. That should tell u.

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  8. Lol,laugh wan kill me,mine is so bad dat ma mum had 2 tel me 2 stop it,pls take a lot of fruit nd water its gonna cleanse ur system,nd d smell wil stop nd pls dnt stop d fruits nd water o,or else u wil kil obama

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  9. Eat more Hamburger and Sharwama.

    CP (space) show biz blog of the year (space) Stella Dimoko Korkus send to 33121.

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    1. Lol abeg somadina y be say u no dey quick get sense ehen?! Ur matter taya mi o

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    2. Soma, I know you are being sarcastic with your comment.

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  10. Stella pls can u pls send me ur number or email add plzz its veri urgent.

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    1. You are funny o! How she wan take send am? ANONYMOUS!!!

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    2. ^^^ yeah, very funny but I understand the individual.

      Asker, at your request: stelakuko@hotmail.com

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    3. Rubynia 10x a lot,as in I was tinkn she cld put her email add here.

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  11. Use yoyo bitters

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  12. Lmaooo Kai na wa o my bf and I do farting competition sef. If your bf cannot fart (common fart) in front of you. He is hiding so many things from you. Nne don't worry he is not yours
    Haaa, but this post funny gaannnnn o buhahahahhahaha

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  13. Don, t think it, s bcos of the fart you guys broke up cos my dear everybody fart it's natural

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  14. Foods like egg, beans, and some other forms produces smelly gases easily. Avoid eating such food particularly at odd hours. Have your dinner early and take lots of water daily. I believe this should solve the problem 90 percent. Also, take vegetables and fruits regularly, they help digestion and bowel movements.

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  15. I will advice you not to take whole milk, eggs,chess or any dairy product. Drink lots of water after each meal.

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  16. Stop eating black eye pea,and drink less whole milk .

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  17. You don't need to get anything from the motherland to help with flatulence.

    I'm sure you have so many foods around you to help with that.

    Like other have said, reduce your sugar and dairy intake, drink lots of water, increase your fruits n veggie intake and lastly detoxify your system.

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  18. Above all, dey shite often. At least every morning

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    1. Gbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!! I drink water first thing in the morning and it aids my farting and stooling.. The only problem I have is when I eat beans, akara (bean cake) and moi moi, but even at that, I fart as much as I stool.. Let me just say that my stooling depends on my farting.

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  19. Contaminated system! mix a little Dettol, Jik and Kerosene together, take it first thing every morning for three days, your stomarc wl be fine and you stop messing . Dont forget to thank me later!

    monic

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  20. Go and get Living Bitters (the liquid o)to clear your system.

    but why do you have to fart in front of your boyfriend?

    ewwwwwww!

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  21. Go for an allergy test, you might be allergic to some foods you are eating.

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  22. Squeeze half a lemon into a glass of moderately hot water and drink first thing in the morning.
    Cut down on meat, carbonated drinks, eggs, milk and cabbage (yes!): these produce gas. Eat plenty of fibre to detoxify your system. Metamucil will do just fine. Eat a lot of probiotic yoghurt e.g. Activia. Try all these and see what happens.
    If symptoms persist, consult an allergy specialist.
    Good luck!

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  23. funny story, am a very bad sleeper... If fire dey burn sef, me no go wake up, but there is only one thing dah used to wake me up back then in hostel, my dear friend - cjay mess...
    And na bcos of those concoctions and out-of-this-world mixture of chow coupled with whatever tins dey inside that boy internal organ... Lmao *nostalgic*.... Rotflmao

    Gurl, so jes thank God say ur BF leave u o... niccuh aint meant for u rara... No joke

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    1. Lmao@AustinUche, best comment ever! Abeg you people will not kee me, I dey work Abeg, before my Oga at the top catch me!

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  24. lwkmd. u have to eat less sugar,meat,beans and eat a more plant based diet with lots of water that will help with the smell. and u also have to poo everyday,if not the poo stays inside and makes the flatulence smell

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  25. *shakin wit silent laughter* dis mess matter no b here o, if mess odour dey kill person I 4 don die o, my 2 sisters(adults o) dey always do messin competition. We go just dey watch TV. B4 u knw u go start 2 perceive dead rat odour+ cabbad+ dirty gutter+ sour soup. Na so palour go scatter. Every body go run includin my mumcy o. We don tire 4 dem but hw we go do na? We no go disown dem cos of rotten mess na. If I no fit cure my sistas own den I no fit help u o. Lol

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  26. Na Ashietu go fit handle am! D 1 wey my bf dey giv me pass dis 1 o...if no b God were i 4 dey

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  27. Which kain topic b dis for Godsake?can't stop laughing.My dear,y not take HYPO,e go wipe all d dirty insde u.onijekuje.u better control what n ow u eat,n moreover u ar nt a baby.Pj

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  28. I believe farting/passing out gas is a natural occurence and I don't think anytin can stop that. However,if u don't want ur fart to smell,the one thing I can tell u is to ensure u use d toilet EVERYDAY!trust me it works!tested and trusted by me!

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  29. CHECK YOUR DIET.

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  30. hhahahahahahah, u and that your bobo never seroius

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  31. i suffer from bad odor from my mouth as i speak. for the past 6 months i have been placed on all kinds of antibiotic. plz help a brother out.

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    1. Brush ur tongue well and ur inner cheek!ur gums upper palate must be brushed!Get original Ethymol toothpaste,use morn and nite while u use dental floss to clean between ur teeth!also see a dentist in case u ve tooth decay!go for scaling n polishing every 6months even if u don't ve tooth decay!Anti biotics may not be d ans!some pple just brush only teeth and leave the mouth like that!you ve to brush out the whole mouth especially ur tongue!Goodluck!Signed:wide eyed!

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  32. Lmao...I heard that farting too much is a sickness from one man dat sells herbal drugs in the market...didn't even know its actually true. Hahahahahahahaha,sorry dear. #Duchess

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  33. @Blue, make sure u brush ur tongue very well atleast twice a day. And don't skip year breakfast cos not eating in d morning will make the digestive enzymes in the mouth to react with bacteria which will give u mouth odour. Stop taking alcohol and stop taking those antibiotic, so that it will not cause another problem for you. Above all drink plenty of water. And don't forget to be brushing ur tongue regularly and use paste that has more of mint. Thank me later... Chinna

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  34. Hi, Blue. Try rinsing your mouth with lime (the green type) juice and water as often as you can especially after every meal. Also mix half a teaspoon of baking soda with a little Dabur toothpaste. Use it to brush your teeth morning and night, concentrating on your tongue.
    Hope this helps!

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  35. Hehehehehehehehehe; Wahala dey ooooO; my dear* I've bin der swit. Wat I did :1. I drink water 1st tin in d mornin wen I wakeup or somtimes lipton wit hot water. 2. Started taking fruits nd stoped late 9t eating. Even if u eat late tk an antacid like gestid(liquid type, make it handy) * den always try to use d toilet evn if u dnt feel pressed jst sit on it u'l get d urge to push*wink* den stop eatin gaseous fud @ 9t* its ur diet dear* work on it. Thank me now lolz#Sugarous Sugar

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  36. Hehehehehehehehehe; Wahala dey ooooO; my dear* I've bin der swit. Wat I did :1. I drink water 1st tin in d mornin wen I wakeup or somtimes lipton wit hot water. 2. Started taking fruits nd stoped late 9t eating. Even if u eat late tk an antacid like gestid(liquid type, make it handy) * den always try to use d toilet evn if u dnt feel pressed jst sit on it u'l get d urge to push*wink* den stop eatin gaseous fud @ 9t* its ur diet dear* work on it. Thank me now lolz#Sugarous Sugar

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