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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Christmas Dishes From Today...LOL


Wide eyed baked and burnt this cake today..lol


I asked some people to send me pictures of nigerian dishes they cooked today and this is what i got..lol
our own wide eyed sent in burnt cake..lmao!



Igbo catfish peppersoup







Native egusi soup with ogufe....chaiiiii





catfish and potatoes

Asun......yikes!


what is this?

What did you prepare for Christmas?abeg these dishes didnt wet my appetite at all,so i am happy i ate salad jor!....*badbelletinz

95 comments:

  1. I was reading your blog stella! Its all ur fault! Meanwhile is that stew or attempted banga and starch ?

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    1. Wide eyed ur bad mouth too much*lol* that's banga na...

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    2. Not surprised you burnt the dry cake. Na dirty eye you carry bake am.

      So no other food from your side?

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    3. Wide eye I want a piece

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    4. You are a bad bad baker.
      The result looks like Galore.
      Burnt and bitter.

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    5. Buahaha That should be stew and starch

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    6. Lmao at the result looks like galore. Burnt and bitter. Wicked much .
      Wide, next time add more eggs and a little more baking powder. That cake looks like rock buns. Hard like upper mission bread.

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    7. Bad mouth of the year goes to Toluwalashe's boo.

      Yeepa! See finishing of Galore.

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    8. This wide eyed is broke!!!

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    9. Eya, that last pix...the person must've been bored yesterday. Today is another day, try to have some fun.

      Wide Eyed, you don de blame SDK instead of your N600 VISOP abi?? Hehehe. Issorite :D. Hope you had fun yesterday though.

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    10. Like seriously? This Toluwalase's boo can yab for Africa. BTW,Galore is not as bitter as some people here na.

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    11. Wide eye no mind them, some peeps insulting u can't bake an ordinary pie especially this ugly Toluwaa boo cos I know say from ur looks we go identify dem food.

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    12. Wide eye no mind them, some peeps insulting u can't bake an ordinary pie especially this ugly Toluwaa boo cos I know say from ur looks we go identify dem food.

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    13. Princess Charming26 December 2013 at 10:43

      LOL@ julit. Upper mission bread ke? It looks like Aduwawa bread.

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    14. Nor be only upper mission,Na igbesawman,okhoro and Ugbague Akara.As if you fit fry chin chin.For your info,the cake is finished and was highly appreciated by the lucky few.Dem know say before Diva enter kitchen,na 'treat' levels. Una nor even dey shame to jealous! New year,I will bake my version of shepherd's pie;and like it or not, you must all like it!Watch this space!

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  2. U have a special relationship with some blog visitors abi? *jealous much*
    I like that Marinaded cat fish, it will be very delicious after frying.

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  3. U have a special relationship with some blog visitors abi? *jealous much*
    I like that Marinaded cat fish, it will be very delicious after frying.

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  4. Stella cant u see dat d last dish na starch and very lean banga soup. Lol.....

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    1. For some reason I take offence to "lean banga soup." c'mon it's Xmas, be nice. What if that's what the person could afford? Ah!

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    2. 'I asked some people to send me pictures of nigerian dishes
      they cooked'....

      Stella why some people and not all your registered bloggers?

      And yes, I'm jealous, made a very nice dish with dessert and appetisers, would have wanted to show off!!!!

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    3. My dear dnt mind stella, she choose the people she love to send her their dish pix. BB sad face.

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  5. Wide Eyed, Y nw?? Y did u burn d cake. Hmmmmmmm. Dese dishes are amazing. Wish I could av a taste of everything especially d 2nd and 4th. It is well.

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    1. And the Last? #picksrace. #purgingtinnz


      BARBZ

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  6. Starch n owo or banga . Chaiii food of destiny!!

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    1. Wow! That's our trad dish.whoever made that gorgeous food should pls let me salivate here. Now I miss home this moment.

      Usi and banga/owo , Muah !

      Urhobo wado !!!

      Merry Xmas to u all.

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  7. All these food looks like yoruba food.

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    1. Taa.

      No Yoruba food is this miserly or dry.

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  8. I just cant stop laughing...that last pic though...stella pls who sent d last pic..he/she sure made my day

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  9. NA attempted starch n Banga soup e go be o.

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  10. Christmas is a day I shut my door, stay hungry indoors and reflect.

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    1. LMAO..... Tony u are nt serious at all.....

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    2. Do you have a door to shut? You deserve the hunger though

      Why is Phrinkles laughing like an 'arindin' over her BF's stupid comment?

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    3. Ofcourse,you'd stay hungry...brokeass hungryman!

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    4. Honey don't worry u will get used to it.

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    5. Anon 12:25AM, y are u so bitter?? Guess sum1 broke ur heart yesterday. If am laughin at my boo's comment, abeg wetin be ur own. Y u kon dey take Alomo bitters 4 my headache..... If Tony's comment annoys u, pls take a chill pill....

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  11. Wide eyed burnt cake?Haba why na

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  12. Maybe I shoulda sent you a pix of my Afang soup...hmmmm! Yummy! will do justice to it tomorrow...EEE!!!

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  13. What I will do for some asun and catfish in my life right now!

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  14. It's banga oooo, it's too watery, wetin do ewere( native pot).... I had Egusi pepper soup and starch....

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  15. HehehehehehehehE...that stew/soup is a failed attemp aswear... Una for just cook white rice na..I ate just rice and cake today plus lots of chicken and beef... Merry Christmas people..

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  16. Hahahhahahaha....what flavour is your cake wideyed? Is there brandy in it? #winks
    Na that one sure pass o! Lol

    Yep! That's banga and starch. The person don chop all the fish finish before e remember to snap am.
    #warri no de carry last. Hehehhehehe.

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    1. BL,et tu Brute`? My personal person! Wey your own? Send make we see too.

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  17. I ate riCe and cake... Stella when you find out what exactly that stew/soup is I'll be here waiting..merry christmas to y'all

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  18. wowwwwwwwww.... u sure this is christmas grub or your weekend laffs section the struggle is ALIVE cotdam!!!!!!!

    off to fry my own plantain but I was tempted to take a pic of my fried chicken gravy sauce it made me fall in love allllll over myself I made a nice lonesome FEAST :D

    but these pics belong in #cookingforbae ROTFL
    potatoes on catfish, warra delikayzee 1millimeter of ibo garri, food for the kings. I bow

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  19. What the fuck kind of meals are these?? Yuck

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    1. Wetin dey do this one? If u r not Nigerian, then ask nicely n be told rather than swearing unnecesarily. Wey ur own 'unyucky' food? Mgbeke feeling funky. Others r having fun, u come dey disgrace urself. Park well jo!

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  20. Lol, nice array. I'm too filled up to care...

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    1. @CIA Babe! What are your favorite foods? Wetin you cook yesterday?

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  21. But you didn't ask me na..... I'm angry o... Sending my ikokore pix your way now..

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  22. Meanwhile, don't blame Wide Eyed... Hangover no be beans

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    1. That is en! But the cake sweet.Taste even Better with that green bottled drink.Hang over be damned!

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  23. Lmaooooo.... I just love dis blog.. *Bosslady says so*

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  24. Wide eyed burning burning na ur second name. Jezz isn't dat raw cat fish coloured round wit pepper(5th pix) lol e no get wetin nigerians no fit do. U guys sent raw decorated fish to stella hian na wa.

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    1. My tot exactly. I almost vomit. @ first sight, the other pix is potato n cat fish, na confused vegeterian wan chop dat one so?? LmAO.

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  25. Stella,requested u on bb but u nor gree accept,wanted to nak u gist,it is well,merry christmas

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  26. That first jollof rice is not home made biko...looks more like a hotel food...guess the last food is Ofe-mmanu ndi yoruba...ewwww*throwsup

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    1. Hotel staff, you know everything about hotels. B

      Bush girl, so you can't prepare food like that in your house.

      Yoruba people don't have such poor food.

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    2. U r such an Idiot! The last soup is banga soup made by deltans. N guess what? There r ibos in delta state. A lot of them. So u r throwing up on your fellow people n have also cursed your own. People like you are the reason Nigeria cannot be great. Anuofia di ka gi. Everything must be tribalized but e no dey hard una to run go be another country's citizen even with their different colour. Big fool you are!

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    3. Imbecile Anon 5:00. D ibos in delta dnt eat banga...its more like urhobo,isoko,ijaw,itsekiri fud...so ur an idiat!

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  27. With all these, I'd rather stick to plain old 'rice and stew'. But then, Xmas is becoming economical. I didn't cook, had to go to work today, so I ate salty white rice which my sis cooked. Wide Eyed's cake is good tho'. And the third dish...is that ekpa and eggs?
    Merry Hexmas!!

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  28. D last meal though....more like a meal meant 4 d gods! lwkm!

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  29. Y'all tried :) I want that asun like NOW

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  30. Ah! Stella you didn't tell us on time to take pictures na. We cooked a lot today o cos we had a get together at home. We cooked ukwa (breadfruit) with dry fish, we cooked Nsala (white) soup with chicken, we cooked bitterleaf soup ( ofe onugbu) with beef,stockfish and thick kpomo, we also cooked white rice, stew, jellof rice, pepper chicken and goat meat pepper soup, then we made salad, poundo yam,semo and wheat. My aunt sent cake, chin chin and original ose oji (groundnut paste) yesterday.
    Phew! Today was stressful but fun. I'm glad the day went well. Glory be to God.

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    1. All these Ibo people and distortion of words!

      What is "jellof rice"?

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    2. @ Anon: Another big fool is what you are. Y must u idiots tribalize everything? Dont even get me started with d way yoruba's pronounce their words. Even d educated one's. Mumu. I'm neither ibo nor yoruba but you guys disgust me. Na boko haram fit all of una. They kill without tribal discrimation. All of you that tribalize everything Nigerian, i hope boko haram touches your lives one way or another.

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  31. Ofe Akwu and Azu fridge last xmas...
    Same 4 dis xmas...
    Cudnt b bovvered mate!!!
    2moro....ofe onugbu wif goat meat!!
    Dats all!!
    No more...no less...
    Billie jean

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  32. Shey na "irunmole" wan chop d starch nd fried fish stew? Hmmmmmm sme "amadioha" chaw shii.

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  33. that look like stach and bangar

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  34. Fud! I luv fud,I cn eat any except hausa meals yuck,I am igbo buh I love yoruba fud a lot,amala n ewedu?noni

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    1. That's your bloody business! We can't eat igbo food either..yuckies!

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  35. omo that last soup banga and starch ,i can pay anything to eat it right now,though looks like e no go sweet at all ,but still don't mind ,

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  36. Stella u offend me no be small...I didn't cook oo bt I could av sent u d pix of my free meals....#sipsbaron

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  37. Wide eyed,biko next tym no use dorty eye bake again,i hope say ur soup no burn 2?
    D jollof rice luks yummy!
    Dat egusi soup,its tantalizing!
    Asun is inviting!
    Catfish???
    D last fud made me lol,d sender do chop nd send!
    Y'all tried

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  38. I know some peeps insulting wide eye n even d last banga or wotever soup can't afford to prepare any of them, jealous peeps. Whoever prepared d last soup tried jaree provided u ate it with joy, dts d only tn dt matters.

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  39. Choi! Na rice and chicken, vegetable soup and starch and chicken pepper soup i munch yesterday :-D

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  40. hahahahahahahaha, so many crazy comments. *in tears*

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  41. LOOOOOOL why is there no chicken in all this??? Na waa even pigeon una no kill. The cake sha...that is the definition of HOME MADE.

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    1. Shut up! Some people killed cow for Christmas. Which is 100 times more expensive than chicken.. Stop looking down on people.. Broke ass

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  42. This my xmass meal was the bomb. Manchester represented. Gizard n dodo wit prwans, moimoi,pakistan rice, jellof rice, grilled fish, meat pie, hot puff puff and icecream, washed down wit a bottle of Rose wine. Still hung over. It keeps getting better. Thank you God.

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  43. All this ladies that run their finger here can't even cook. No wonder most of u are still single. 9 sampled dishes only 2pics look presentable.

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  44. Lmao, u guys won't keel person ooo

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  45. Wide eyed your cake looks dry but I go give you A for effort. The rest looks yummy, except the last one which looks like someone's leftover.
    That asun is giving me life right now and I will give my right arm for it.
    Toluwalase's boo needs to grow up, I'm sure she didn't cook anything yesterday and if she did, it's probably those satchet tea she made for her visitors (little girl can't even make cool aid).

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  46. Stella sending a picture of my amala, gbegiri, and ewedu.

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  47. @Wide eyed if na to gv Hubby blow job,,u go carry A1

    Just to bake cake Tire u,,,see as u score F9


    @Galore

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    1. Man shall not live by 'cake' alone. @ Galore,u think I don't know its you that sent attempted banga?

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    2. @wide eyed...lols....no be me oo

      Netwrk no dey my village sef

      ds airtel netWrk bad faa

      @Galore

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  48. Dat na Ice fish banga na! Hope nor b Sabida sha. Scubia(titus) banga nor too bad tho, if it must b ice fish o!

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