Dear NNPC,
Please forgive me and other Nigerians for helping you look for your missing $20billion instead of minding our 'own business '.
We were misled by the following :
1. Sanusi; who said "your money " was missing when you, "the owner" has not said "your money" is missing.
2. APC; who said the money must be accounted for when you "the owner " is not complaining.
3. House of Representatives ; who said you should account for all your income since the past 5yrs.
Now that you're angry with us and we have felt your anger in the petrol stations around the country (fuel scarcity) , the 3 groups that put us in this problem with you have not said anything and don't have any alternative.
We have no other choice but to ask you for forgiveness. Please give us fuel.
You are aware that your sister, PHCN is also angry with us for how she was sold and has since refused to give us power.
My fear is that if you don't do something urgent now that our brothers in the north are still busy killing people, our brothers in the south may use the small fuel left in their homes to set a few "things" ablaze and Fire Services don't even have fuel and water to respond.
We promise not to ask you about "your missing money" again if you can resume fuel supply.
God is watching all of us oh! Hmmmmm
Truly yours,
@okeybakassy
LOL its the simple truth we need fuel not concern about the cash because we know nothing will come out of it. we dont want any more committee to search for it.
Really hilarious !! But the situation is crazy, We Nigerians practically beg the FG for everything they us. Every single damn thing. Smh... Ukraine won't take shit from Russia and that's how it ought to be.
Yes ooo. See wetin our *Aprokoism* don land us naa? We are very sorry. We promise to change our names from *SABINUS* to *LOOKMAN* Am in PHC right now and going about has been so hectic. *wipesSweatFromForehead*
NNPC is full of crooks. They have succeeded in diverting our attention from the missing fund. Okey is right. They should give us fuel and use the missing fund to treat their ailments. The missing fund is more than enough to buy fighter jets to fight boko haram. But hell No, they would rather celebrate yeye centenary. Awon oponu ole jatijati.
Ahahahahah okey! LMAO. My own be say; they should still audit their account. Enough of monkey work baboon chop and still yet fire for jungle no won off..... We need the stolen money to repair our refineries
Not funny Stella! Like seriously, should it be made a joke? Shouldn't we be asking questions? We'll rather make a joke of it!! I'm sure he's too talentless to make that joke sef cos I've been seeing it around for like two days!! Na we Fela sing that Suffering and smiling song for!!
I had to queue this morning at the bus station for almost 30 minutes! Na faith I take carry car out yesterday and I couldn't even push my luck today!! No-one is saying anything about the whole ish!! I just tire!! I have decided to relocate o!! I will not die young abeg, my Children will enjoy me and I will enjoy them!! Na hubby still dey keep me for this Naija if not I no go even come back in the first place!! I know some people will say 'what have you done about it?' but what can one person do? This thing needs full cooperation of all Nigerians but people will not come out if one person spearheads so make una no vex!! I'M CHECKING OUT!!!
Madam pls check out. If your IQ is average or high you would have noticed he was been sarcastic. Trying to act like you rich, if you were low on fuel all you had to do was call a cab service company not minding the price or buy the expensive black market or send your driver to go and queue. Simple
My dear it's a sorry situation oo...one person can't change naija..only a few good men can. We should stop this begging syndrome and learn to demand for accountability from our leaders. Trust me it works. Enough of the suffering and smiling jare!
What are u waiting for? Hubby Ko, hubby ni, Pls come and go to wherever you want to go jare. Nigeria doesn't even nid fish brains like you, who cannot even identify ordinary jokes. Abeg park well jo.
@ anon 8.52. Pls check out if u can.staying in this country isn't worth it anymore.so much suffering.no light ,no fuel and no jobs for the graduates.how long would we keep hoping for a beta naija wen the people at the helm of affairs are hell bent on looting this country dry. Na so we take deceive Andrew make him no check out, Na suffer suffer Na him finally finish Andrew.
It's really bad here in Abk. Had to dump the car yesterday and take bike cos I want to save the little fuel I have for emergencies. Hubby still has fuel tho cos he uses a manual drive and doesn't use AC. Lord have mercy. *wipes sweat with jacket collar*.
Abeg Jlo and Truth teller, abeg make una no cuss then abeg *wink*. This problem don pass be careful for here. We don shout, vex, para, d no answer us, money no even show pim! Ok, I too follow de beg with Okey Bakassi, make dem no vex again. Diezani nwanyi oma (yimu) oya free us from this untold hardship naa. Make una de chop de go, but hapuru anyi fuel. I no wan de enter house late cos as I don de spend the whole day crawling in traffic to get home. Abeg nau...
If your IQ was above average too, you'd know that living abroad does not equate to been rich.. Its just living in a sane environment where basic things of life are well catered for.. I will not bring myself to the level where I thank the government for providing basic things I am been taxed for! Hell no!! Read my comment well, I never said I was rich!! The reason you guys are plagued with the kind of government we have! lmao @ queue for 5hrs, No be by force o, I go just go house back jeje! lmao @ andrew, na hypertension kill am..
I wish Nigerians would have the oppoutunity to live in the US just for 24hrs and see how 'BEST' things work here. The leaders here don't av two heads. So sad for my country Nigeria. God bless America
I don't like it when nigeria is compared to the us or the UK, these countries are more than 200yrs old, nigeria is just how old? When we are America's age do you think we'll still be this way? You lot need to reason properly please
So na by old age dem take dey get sense? So wat will u say abt dubia Dats barely 20yrs old? Dey dere dey wish. If we re not careful 300yrs 2 come Nigeria will b nigeria.
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lmbo! this is hilarious! but chai...fuel scarcity again? Which way Nigeria? smdh*
ReplyDeleteYes oooo, we are not searching for the money again give us fuel. Chai! I can't even get fuel for my "I pass my neighbor" gen. Its well o.
DeleteWhich way nigeria
DeleteLOL its the simple truth we need fuel not concern about the cash because we know nothing will come out of it. we dont want any more committee to search for it.
ReplyDeleteOkey bros, my favourite comedian. Abeg help me shout am to them say we need fuel.
DeleteNice 1 there
ReplyDeleteLooooooooooool....anyi toro ato na obodo a...
ReplyDeleteTrue talk
ReplyDeleteIngenious and hilariously funny
ReplyDeletehilarious, but I guess he is right
ReplyDeleteReally hilarious !!
ReplyDeleteBut the situation is crazy, We Nigerians practically beg the FG for everything they us. Every single damn thing.
Smh...
Ukraine won't take shit from Russia and that's how it ought to be.
Yes ooo. See wetin our *Aprokoism* don land us naa? We are very sorry. We promise to change our names from *SABINUS* to *LOOKMAN* Am in PHC right now and going about has been so hectic. *wipesSweatFromForehead*
ReplyDeleteTrue that:)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Okey tell them. Nigeria is a mess. Jonathan 2015 awaits you.
ReplyDeleteNNPC is full of crooks. They have succeeded in diverting our attention from the missing fund. Okey is right. They should give us fuel and use the missing fund to treat their ailments. The missing fund is more than enough to buy fighter jets to fight boko haram. But hell No, they would rather celebrate yeye centenary. Awon oponu ole jatijati.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby is in NNPC n em no follow chop the $20b oooo
Deletepls keep shut biko!!!bcos u no follow chop no mean anytin...
DeleteKai mechi onu gi your hubby follow chop our money unless his a messenger there.
DeleteAhahahahah okey! LMAO. My own be say; they should still audit their account. Enough of monkey work baboon chop and still yet fire for jungle no won off..... We need the stolen money to repair our refineries
ReplyDeleteGreat brain Okey! Your head dey there ooo.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe.
ReplyDeleteChai. Naija! Shamelessness galore!
I Second Him..... Please we use Almighty GOD's Name Beg you NNPC.
ReplyDeleteNot funny Stella!
ReplyDeleteLike seriously, should it be made a joke? Shouldn't we be asking questions? We'll rather make a joke of it!! I'm sure he's too talentless to make that joke sef cos I've been seeing it around for like two days!!
Na we Fela sing that Suffering and smiling song for!!
I had to queue this morning at the bus station for almost 30 minutes! Na faith I take carry car out yesterday and I couldn't even push my luck today!!
No-one is saying anything about the whole ish!! I just tire!! I have decided to relocate o!! I will not die young abeg, my Children will enjoy me and I will enjoy them!! Na hubby still dey keep me for this Naija if not I no go even come back in the first place!!
I know some people will say 'what have you done about it?' but what can one person do? This thing needs full cooperation of all Nigerians but people will not come out if one person spearheads so make una no vex!!
I'M CHECKING OUT!!!
Keep hoping! Aimoye queshuns to ti wo voicemail. Only God can wipe those fools out. Hmmm. *sipsgreentea*
DeleteK
DeleteU waited for jst 30mins? Hahahaha!
DeleteI was in d queue frm 6am to 11am! Beat dat!
Have a safe flight!
DeleteMadam pls check out. If your IQ is average or high you would have noticed he was been sarcastic. Trying to act like you rich, if you were low on fuel all you had to do was call a cab service company not minding the price or buy the expensive black market or send your driver to go and queue. Simple
DeleteMy dear it's a sorry situation oo...one person can't change naija..only a few good men can.
DeleteWe should stop this begging syndrome and learn to demand for accountability from our leaders. Trust me it works.
Enough of the suffering and smiling jare!
What are u waiting for? Hubby Ko, hubby ni, Pls come and go to wherever you want to go jare. Nigeria doesn't even nid fish brains like you, who cannot even identify ordinary jokes. Abeg park well jo.
DeleteLol....the untold truth
ReplyDeleteOkey......very funny, yes we are sorry uncle GEJ ! We need fuel. Okey bakkasi thank you Jared
ReplyDeleteOkey......very funny, yes we are sorry uncle GEJ ! We need fuel. Okey bakkasi thank you Jared
ReplyDeleteThis comedy deserves best comedy of the year,Okey your head dey dia,na true talk........Abebi
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe..hahahahahaha.
ReplyDelete@ anon 8.52. Pls check out if u can.staying in this country isn't worth it anymore.so much suffering.no light ,no fuel and no jobs for the graduates.how long would we keep hoping for a beta naija wen the people at the helm of affairs are hell bent on looting this country dry. Na so we take deceive Andrew make him no check out, Na suffer suffer Na him finally finish Andrew.
ReplyDeleteIt's really bad here in Abk. Had to dump the car yesterday and take bike cos I want to save the little fuel I have for emergencies. Hubby still has fuel tho cos he uses a manual drive and doesn't use AC. Lord have mercy. *wipes sweat with jacket collar*.
ReplyDeleteWhy all this difficulties everywhr. God forgive our sins n have mercy. Human's greed. No more to say.
ReplyDeleteMeeehn dis guy jst said d real n absolute truth. Him nor lie
ReplyDeleteLOL. Okey my brother thanks for helping us 'beg'them o. Otio!
ReplyDelete*Enjoy lovestories here http://alifediary.wordpress.com/ *
Abeg Jlo and Truth teller, abeg make una no cuss then abeg *wink*. This problem don pass be careful for here. We don shout, vex, para, d no answer us, money no even show pim! Ok, I too follow de beg with Okey Bakassi, make dem no vex again. Diezani nwanyi oma (yimu) oya free us from this untold hardship naa. Make una de chop de go, but hapuru anyi fuel. I no wan de enter house late cos as I don de spend the whole day crawling in traffic to get home. Abeg nau...
ReplyDeleteLol. We go dey curse them inside church now.
DeleteUhnmmMmm.true talk
ReplyDeleteAll we r saying!!!!!! Give us fuellllllll
ReplyDelete*Singing African China* make una lead us well... if u be Govt.... govern us well...
ReplyDelete*singing *frican china*
ReplyDeleteMr. President [Lead us well]
If you be governor [Govern us well]
If you be senator [Senate am well]
If you be police [Police well well, no dey take bribe]
Oya lead us well [Nne me eh, Govern us well]
If you be senator [Senate am well]
If you be police [Police well well, no dey take bribe]
Verse 2
Fuel e no dey
Brother eh transportation no dey
And our road e no good o
What about the NEPA people o
we no get light
Everybody just dey halla
fuel no dey, na how we wan survive
Many youth ready for work
but as work no dey
na how dey wan survive
We be giant of Africa
but to get visa enter Ghana
na WAEC [oh my God]
Policeman go see white
e go tell you say
I say that thing na red
Tell me something my people
Make una lead us well,
no let this nation to fall inside well
D thing is really bad and to think dat our close transformer choose now to blow? God na ur hand we dey o .
ReplyDeleteIf your IQ was above average too, you'd know that living abroad does not equate to been rich.. Its just living in a sane environment where basic things of life are well catered for..
ReplyDeleteI will not bring myself to the level where I thank the government for providing basic things I am been taxed for! Hell no!! Read my comment well, I never said I was rich!! The reason you guys are plagued with the kind of government we have!
lmao @ queue for 5hrs, No be by force o, I go just go house back jeje!
lmao @ andrew, na hypertension kill am..
Lwkmddd! Ewo! Nigeria leaders, ndi
ReplyDeleteekwensu telu black powder
I wish Nigerians would have the oppoutunity to live in the US just for 24hrs and see how 'BEST' things work here. The leaders here don't av two heads. So sad for my country Nigeria. God bless America
ReplyDeleteI don't like it when nigeria is compared to the us or the UK, these countries are more than 200yrs old, nigeria is just how old? When we are America's age do you think we'll still be this way? You lot need to reason properly please
DeleteSo na by old age dem take dey get sense? So wat will u say abt dubia Dats barely 20yrs old? Dey dere dey wish. If we re not careful 300yrs 2 come Nigeria will b nigeria.
ReplyDelete