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Friday, July 25, 2014

Funny...LMAO!








I found this comment on the Liberian man with Ebola who has died post and i cant stop laughing....HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous said...
This morning an ebola patient was brought to a private
clinic, the sister said to the receptionist my brother
has ebola the doctor being a yoruba man shouted from
his office EBOKINI? Olorunmaje ki ari oriburuku he ran
out of the hospital everybody followed including
women in labor and Hiv patients.
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83 comments:

  1. Baddest Puta25 July 2014 at 22:05

    *rolls to Madagascar* I'm Cryeeeeennnnn! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

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    1. 9jahub.com25 July 2014 at 22:37

      hahahahaha

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    2. Unknown26 July 2014 at 00:14

      OMGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing ehhh

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 00:54

      very funny. However this joke made me think that what if some people are having the symptoms already.where can they go to complain. or get tested. shouldn't there be centres across lagos with trained personnel ready to handle such cases to prevent d spread?

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    4. Unknown26 July 2014 at 03:51

      Hope they bury him in his country sha.. That's my own.
      I know this is a joke... but my response to comic relief can be so rigid that it will take a whole lot to get me cracking. Even though i'm a very cheerful person. I don't know why but everyone could find a thing funny and I would just be aloof, wondering why I can't join in..lol. Just like so many stand up comedians, I never find them funny. I tire for myself biko. *rme*.

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    5. Unknown26 July 2014 at 09:25

      Haaaahaaa @ sisi eko! You are a clown! Well there is nothing wrong in being yourself!!! Its not a must that 'everyone' must laugh @ every joke!

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    6. Unknown26 July 2014 at 09:42

      Haaaahaaa @ sisi eko! You are a clown! Well there is nothing wrong in being yourself!!! Its not a must that 'everyone' must laugh @ every joke!

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    7. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.26 July 2014 at 14:09

      Lmaooooooooooo

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    8. Unknown26 July 2014 at 22:26

      @Ify what a relief that someone understands me. Lol

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  2. Bianca Bruno25 July 2014 at 22:06

    So?
    What is funny?
    Who wan die?

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    1. Girl Next Door - Virus Detected!26 July 2014 at 03:18

      Soon nollywood would release a pathetic movie titled Ebola Virus just like Alu4, bring back our girls n many others smh. Can bet one of em dey reason am

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  3. OLORI25 July 2014 at 22:09

    I saw dis too I don laff tire.....Lmao

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  4. GORGEOUS MISS.25 July 2014 at 22:11

    This is funny but.....who confirmed that he's been infected with Ebola? Hope the sister was protected? What means of transportation did they use to the hospital? How many people have been in contact with the patient?
    May God protect us and ours, amen.

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    1. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank25 July 2014 at 23:21

      Thomas keep doubting till it comes knocking at ur door.

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 00:13

      Its just joke joor

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  5. Her Excellency25 July 2014 at 22:14

    Not funny at all,stella!

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  6. Unknown25 July 2014 at 22:15

    Buhahahaha! Very funny! Poster is this real lmao! Nein!

    Pepper ose oku!

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    1. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:38

      Anytime u want 2 comment d first word u always use is buhahahaha!dnt u have another word?

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    2. Unknown26 July 2014 at 06:20

      Buhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Laughing again! Oya ooooo do your worst! Egal!

      Pepper ose oku!

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  7. Pink shell25 July 2014 at 22:19

    I tried!
    Honest to God,
    But I ddnt find dis funny.

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    1. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:36

      Same here

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    2. kiss26 July 2014 at 00:02

      I'm with you pink. ..driest shii I've read in a while

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  8. Shakara25 July 2014 at 22:20

    "...including women in labor" haha funny!....e reach pick race ojare. we sure knw how to add some comic flavor to every situation

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  9. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 22:23

    it's sad stella lost of peeps ain't even aware of dis virus. Pls Govt Shud start creating awareness biko. As 4 me and my household n'a sanitizer go b our body cream

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  10. Amicable 25 July 2014 at 22:24

    For real tho

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  11. omaahhonda25 July 2014 at 22:25

    Lool

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  12. Ocso25 July 2014 at 22:26

    if it were to be you, you'd denied being a doctor :)

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  13. CHI EXOTIC25 July 2014 at 22:26

    Yoruba people can fear for federal! Lmao.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 00:42

      Wait is this not that light skinned not pretty Igbo lady. Please you have no right to yab on this blog. Shut it ok

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 08:17

      @anon 12:42 When you open your own blog you can make such decisions but for now you ve no right to talk trash or bully her. Kmt

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  14. Nki25 July 2014 at 22:28

    In the present circumstances, I think this is in poor taste.
    We're facing a potential catastrophe and people can still make such jokes! I know Nigerians are supposedly the happiest people on earth, but mehn, there's a line that needs to be drawn.

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    1. miss nina26 July 2014 at 00:52

      Hia, take irisi baby. Ebola shall not kill u, u can still laugh if u want, cos only serious people are in d grave, so culu temper. *still laughing and entering d bathroom over the ebola joke*

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    2. NUVI HONEY26 July 2014 at 07:40

      Mehn Nki,m I'm with you and Pinkshell, this is not Funny and uncalled for, there are situations where you can make joke and people will appreciate it, I've been thinking since Yesterday, someone said something about squeezing and touching people in Buses, how careful can you be?
      Stella it's easy to laugh when you are Miles away, I'm in Lagos to Visit and I'm sooo scared. We have an Epidemic rising, and you just had to turn this to a post.

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 17:34

      I agree with you. The joke is not funny at all. Talk about a poor and distasteful joke! Please if you can appreciate the seriousness of the virus because u think u are safe abroad remember it came to Nigeria through a Liberian. We all need to create proper awareness.

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    4. Anonymous27 July 2014 at 23:22

      In poor taste. Those finding it funny are most likely nowhere near Naij. We here are shitting our pants when a guest comes thru the door. I find myself rushing to greet people with sanitizer at the door!

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  15. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 22:29

    Na wa o! So funny I forgot to laugh. Mtshewwww

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  16. Baddest Puta25 July 2014 at 22:33

    You people should loosen up! This story is so not real! Y so serious? Hian! Still laughing though LMAO

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  17. Joy C25 July 2014 at 22:33

    Funny on a normal day but...may God help us.

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  18. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 22:35

    Bit wetin we do the liberian man. Why he come quench for here na haba

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    1. miss nina26 July 2014 at 00:55

      Lol, the man really quench. Honestly that man shld have just stayed bak in liberia. How am I even sure he wasn't d agent sent to come n "share" ebola in Nigeria.

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  19. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 22:38

    Some people are so uptight. It is obviously a joke.
    Pink shell, try laugh. With your face wey be like eba wey them match.

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  20. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 22:39

    But like serzly, ds ain't funny...Btw Dr N. Agwoturumbe, why can't the likes of ur gods help out wt situations like ds?

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    1. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:40

      U must be good @ juju tins

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  21. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 22:58

    Not funny and insensitive joke . Smone

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  22. Portia25 July 2014 at 23:01

    Crien!!! I have tears rolling down my eyes.

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  23. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)25 July 2014 at 23:01

    *yawns

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  24. Jelly Beans25 July 2014 at 23:03

    Not funny. Actually dry.

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  25. Musing25 July 2014 at 23:05

    this was way too funny for me. LOL

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  26. Musing25 July 2014 at 23:05

    this was way too funny for me. LOL

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  27. nash25 July 2014 at 23:08

    Abeg you people should losing up it's funny ojare

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  28. Unknown25 July 2014 at 23:13

    Lmao! Funny AF.

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  29. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:19

    Am happy dat some peeps ve 'great' sense of humour not just 'wack/poor' sense of humour. I didn't find this funny either. We with 'great' sense of humour know how and wen to laff. Poor joke!

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  30. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:24

    Not funny at all

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  31. Unknown25 July 2014 at 23:29

    Lmao nobody wants to die. Chukwu nafu kwa ekwensu ike buko. Oria nka nmiwun Ka nma Chia. Smh

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  32. Phoenix home of beauty and Event decor25 July 2014 at 23:31

    I'm still laughing ,haba Nigerians i hail thee o,i had to share this on my bbm,person wey get HIv sef still get hope unlike EBOLA abeg who wan die

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  33. mzjenjulius25 July 2014 at 23:32

    Someone plz explain,m lost

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  34. Ezenwanyi 25 July 2014 at 23:39

    Lmao @ Olurunmaje ki ari oloriburuku.

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  35. orovan25 July 2014 at 23:41

    people should loosen up joo8r

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  36. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:49

    Lmao


    ***Jagbajantis's GF***

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  37. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:51

    ANGELRAY SAYS
    But d man wicked oh, all d way from Liberia e carry Ebola come nijja, na our juju na kill am so dat e no go spread d virus.

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  38. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:58

    Pls this is not funny at all. Can u imagine how many people are going to die. As yoruba will say were dun wo loja... But when it becomes someone close to u it no longer is funny. We are all so scared in Lagos island ; eating out problem, shakin people problem.

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  39. Anonymous25 July 2014 at 23:59

    So not funny. Stella please me more sensitive

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  40. Unknown26 July 2014 at 00:56

    Impostor please stop impersonating native doctor agwoturunbe.. I have followed his comments and I know he doesn't cuss out anyone. So when I saw that post,I didn't need to be told that it was a fake plus the original has a google account. Get your names and stop dragging names with people who are known to be good..

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  41. Thelma's cake world26 July 2014 at 01:15

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...LWKMD!!!!!...so funny hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...Ebokini got me LOL....hahahahahah

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  42. Thelma's cake world26 July 2014 at 01:16

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...LWKMD!!!!!...so funny hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...Ebokini got me LOL....hahahahahah

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  43. Thelma's cake world26 July 2014 at 01:16

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...LWKMD!!!!!...so funny hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...Ebokini got me LOL....hahahahahah

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  44. WIDE EYED!26 July 2014 at 02:08

    I don laff sotay I nearly reach orgasm. No kidding.Laughter curled my toes like it does me in cloud nine! The women in labour got me on another level. Kai...people mouth tho.

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  45. sparklingeyez26 July 2014 at 02:37

    Not funny @ll
    Wen Reality hits,u will know how scary it is.
    With our crowded environment,church,school,market,place of work etc
    Viral infections are always difficult to treat.
    I pray we get a soln soon

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  46. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 02:50

    This "joke" is in bad taste.

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  47. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 03:19

    Lines have to be drawn on certain issues. You do a post about a dead man and follow it up immediately with a joke about what supposedly killed him, whilst yet millions might be in danger of contracting the disease. Distasteful and insensitive much.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 09:38

      Gbam!!! You are so correct my dear.

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  48. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 03:35

    Not funny!

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  49. Topaz Interiors And Exteriors26 July 2014 at 04:08

    Not funny!

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  50. Unknown26 July 2014 at 04:20

    Chimoooo hahahahahahahah

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  51. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 06:17

    See. I forgot to laugh.

    Making jokes about an epidemic doesn't really strike me as funny.
    Mrs. BitchBiko

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  52. Joy Monique A26 July 2014 at 06:59

    I will love a comedy film on this ebola starring funke akindele and john okafor. Who missed me?

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  53. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 08:51

    Omg! My laughter woke everybody up this morning. This is really funny.

    As for people who think its a serious situation, as such people shd not make joke out of it, dont forget that most jokes come from serious issues.

    Just wash your hands regularly and try as much as possible to eat food that contains garlic. If possible cut garlic into bits a swallow. Its virus and you all know that virus has no cure.

    When we had swine flu here people where just told to wash their hands regularly.

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  54. Unknown26 July 2014 at 09:57

    Stella atop hoarding my comments. I made 2 comment on this post and I can only find one.. And it took me time to type that ling epistle... I don't like this anymore... Not cool

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  55. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 10:07

    Chai....me nd iya ibadan don laff fall 4 ground 4 here oooooo!!! Very funny!!!..............................OKIJA WIFE

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  56. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 11:50

    Its baffling that some people find this funny! IMHO, it's not even funny on a normal day, talk more of now that people are dying from this socalled "joke"!

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  57. MOI26 July 2014 at 15:38

    Yes it is funny but when you think of the dead man then it is not.

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  58. SWS26 July 2014 at 18:21

    It's NOT funny and quite insensitive abeg.

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