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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Saturday Laughs

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Happy Saturday everyone,have a nice day and find something here to laugh about.


HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE*shut up stella*



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HEHEHEHEHEHE WHY FROWN?IT IS MORE BLESSED TO GIVE NA

LMAOOOOOOO.WETIN U SEF FIND REACH THERE?




HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NA WHO GET THIS KIND HEAD OH


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I AM NUMBER TWO ON A GOOD DAY.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA




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THIS ONE IS WHAT THEY CALL DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEADY BODY AND THE OWNER OF
DEADY BODY.
1- WETIN OGA FIND GO STRIP CLUB?
2- WETIN MADAM DEY DO AS STRIPPER?
3-FATAI THE DRIVER HOW YOU KNOW HOW MADAM BODY BE?LMAO!


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LOOOOOOOOOOL,BEEN LONG I SAW A ROACH.

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HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH KERMIT GE GBU MADU OOOOOOOO

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YOU HOLD YOUR SHOES AND....RUN!!!!!!LOL

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INTRODUCING THE WALFIES.LOL

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LOL...MEAT FIT NO DEY INSIDE SEF.


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NYSC HAS SKIRT????? LOL

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I AM ALSO REALLY UNDERSTANDIOUS OF YOUR STATMENTULATOR

AND SHE IS ALREADY GOING THRU YOUR FONE..HEHEHEEH


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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JABBA THE HUT IS
A CHARACTER ON STAR WARS SERIES.

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LOL CAN ALSO APPLY TO HER

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC OLODO

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OMG....LOL BRIDAL GOWN AND GROOMAL SHIRT.

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 One day, Me and my girlfriend were seriously having a go- shouting and throwing insult- at each other. Then I suddenly said to her, ''PACK YOUR THINGS AND...''
At that moment, a phone call came in for her, so I had to stop. She answered the call and lo, it was her rich dad. She put the call on speaker. After the pleasantries, her father said, ''I have sent N5,000,000 into your account. Give your boyfriend N4,000,000 out of it and use the rest for your upkeep, okay?''
"Okay." she dropped the phone, turned to me and asked, ''So, you were saying?''
I quickly readjusted and answered ''I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE IT TO ME FOR WASHING."..............AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*wested ya time?

51 comments:

  1. Funny pictures, but that baby praying to God is so cute. By d way, Waterloo road I love u, SDK bouncer, I love u right back. Oya chop kiss like that cute baby up there.

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    1. BLOG ANALYSER: hillarious!

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    2. Awwww!!! Love you too hon. Wish I could comment more often but demands of taking care of 2 under fives and the home in general is intense. Thank God for maternity leave sha. Hope you ok dearie? God be with you and your family always. God's love and mine.

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  2. No ooo Stella, Kikikikikiki Hahahahah LMAO.

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  3. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
    Hahahahahahahaahahahahah....
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahah...
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaahha...
    No Stellastica Stellacious,you didn't west my time...you rock jare...
    Sleep is calling..early morning sleep is the bomb..back to bed..

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    1. And u are in new York? U see ya self? Liar liar

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  4. Ehhn! Stella yaff vex and remove hottie post? LooooooooooooooL!

    Ehen...back to the matter:
    The creators of that Jona and Mama P mock-up, ona no well, lol!

    Alomo is truth indeed. Logic 101, hehehehehe.

    Bia Stella carry time o! My Phyno does not look like Osama mbok! Lmao!

    IV coke o! Very necessary at times!

    Rihanna ehn, that babe too salty! Kai!

    Chiwetalu's face, epic. Pmsl!!
    The pastor meme, bum head, interview, nostrils of life, car charger, Brazil. Lmao!

    Chei! That stripper, na tripple wahala for dead body o! Oturugbeke!!

    Lol, no more selfies o. Walfies now trending!

    Make una leave Mamie o, lol!
    Obiaghagbon eh! So discombumbulated!

    That wedding pic! For real???

    Stella you did 'north west' my time rara. You out did urself today. Great laffs!

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  5. Haha! The missed call one is so true!!! Even I am guilty of freaking out or blowing things out of proportion or both! Wallfies, won't be surprised if that starts trending! I'm guilty of making Kermit's face, when people vex me in traffic, whilst giving them the evil eye.

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  6. Vert interestine! Dt grooms wedding outfit is hideous, what where dey tinking? GEJ luks funny...pple r sth else. I enjoyed my sef*winks*

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    1. LOL, with an outfit like that, tomorrow now the bride will say she didn't know that her man likes men....

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  7. OMG! OMG!! Am sooo in love with today's laughs. Hahahahaha that kemits virgin pussy tho...LMFAO

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  8. Lmao


    ***Jagbajantis's GF***

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  9. Don't usually comment but today's own got me...Buhahahahahahahahaha

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  10. Saturday laughs just got funnier...SDK have thrown that niggas post into the trash bag! Lwkmd.....

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  11. God bless u stella....i really had a gud laff going thru dis

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  12. Hi Stellina pls allow me express my concern on your blog. I have never commented before,i skim through when I have the time to but I froze mid air as I read the story and comments that followed on the whistleblower. I was shocked to read the first 3 comments and that propelled me to go on. I felt bile rise from my stomach and I tasted it on my lips. I work with troubled teens in my district and I can tell you that the drugs,teenage pregnancy,leniency with life decisions,school drop out..all stem from abuse from a trusted older partner. Usually a 'boyfriend', a step father, a brother..the list is endless and the thing is they think the are supposedly living their lives until someone steps in to show them that they can be so much more. It gives me pleasure to see those men convicted because it is a crime to have sex with a minor,consensual or not. To the poster I say God bless you and do not relent please,keep up being 'nosey' but be wise in doing it. Seek counsel from professionals first. This poster should be applauded and not insulted and called all forms of names. Shame on all the women who see nothing wrong with a 30yr old man sleeping with a minor who should be in school shaping her future. Hide your head in shame Nigeria because the supposed leaders of tomorrow cannot see beyond their nose. What my people need is re orientation in every aspect.

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    1. doppel ganger.26 July 2014 at 13:32

      I agree with you on this.

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    2. truthh..

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    3. I was shocked to the marrow at the irresponsible comments on that post. I had to close it after reading the first few comments. My hope for Nigeria was restored when I came back to the post and saw some sensible comments later.

      And everyone was pretending to be shocked at Yerima, the paedophile! I just wish the poster could get in touch with the silly girl's parents because I seriously doubt she's stopped seeing the guy.

      What do you know? Her parents might be like some irresponsible ones we have here and already know their 15 year old is skipping school to shag a 30 year old man all day long.

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    4. God bless you for this. I was really shocked reading comments calling d poster all sort of names.smh at d so called "mothers"

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  13. Had a good laff... cant afford to miss my saturday tonic... thanks Stella

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  14. Hilarious! Welldone stella.

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  15. Stella this is like the bestest! I'm dying here LMSAO!!!!

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  16. =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚°Âº‎​=)). So funny, u made my morning. Stella thanks for removing d hottie post, I thought its only ladies dt seek attention me surprise to see uncle babz tooo. Hmmmm

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  17. That's some bomb A55 saturday laughs right there lol




    *lips sealed and watching*

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  18. Oh Stella u didn't north west ma time!!!dat last one rily cracked me up!big ups dear

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  19. Hahahahahahahaha naah you dint at all..did tht dude say ebunola disease? Lmao

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  20. mehn you bad gan sis sterra. i don laugh so tey i throway my tea. bitches be like...

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  21. This is the best saturday laughs ever,thanks stella,You did not waste my time

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  22. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Making sense no doubt.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  23. Keep them coming stella love

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  24. Not at all, not at all. You saved the best for last. At least it relieved my worry a bit from this ebola thing for some minutes. Thank you.

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  25. Oh my, funny things. Thanks Stella

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  26. That missed call 'boo thinks' is da bomb! Buh lemme go bk to sleep cos dis weather is making sense..be back for a re-laff.

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  27. U go fear financial management na! Hahahaha! U did north west my time at all ma ncha!

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  28. Haha, Stella you posted some of my laughs. Post the rest tomorrow abeg. 1❤

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  29. Haha, Stella you posted some of my laughs. Post the rest tomorrow abeg. 1❤

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  30. U chop my comment madam stells.anyways its not d first tym nd I aint surprised.welldone ma

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  31. See the way I was laffing like a maniac in my office. that samuel l. Jackson look, epic!

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  32. The face you make when the IPad you hoping to snap with in a friend's wedding doesn't charge overnight. Haa. Na tears oo. And did Kermit actually bare his bums? Ooooo. So disgusting. I love weekend laughs.

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  33. The face you make when the IPad you hoping to snap with in a friend's wedding doesn't charge overnight. Haa. Na tears oo. Did Kermit actually bare his bums? So disgusting. Yes. I love weekend laughs.

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  34. Stella I hardly comment on your blog but i had to. Laughed so hard and still laughing...in d office o. esp at d virgin tin o. Chemisti oni okpolo is a real trouble maker. I hope with his marriage to d indian will make a change in life.

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