Gists CAFE - Monday.

                                             
                                                        GIST ONE
                               POLITICS AND JUJU ARE SIAMESE TWINS!

Greetings Madam Stella,
It has been a while since I have written a mail to you, hope the family is well...
The purpose for me writing what am about to say, is for us Nigerians to remember that 2015 is coming soon. 
Recently I was with my friend and she was gisting me of how one of her friends father liked her, as he will appreciate his own daughter. 

Whenever she went to his house on Sunday or Monday, he will instruct them not to give her food and instead he will give her money to go and buy food outside. She was aghast by his behaviour, until the day baba sat down to talk with her.

The mans house was built using mud, but when u enter the building exotic cars are parked. He then explained what he does.  

Sometimes people will start giving out food or have a party and invite their friends I.e baby's dedication, remembrance etc then during the parties they send their siblings on errands and warn their family not to eat the food, the reason for this is to trap peoples destinies, and sometimes they also share money to people. These people love using native fowls to cook, so they dedicate up to 50 fowls for the party. All these people come to him to bless these materials.So he warned her not to accept food from outside, so all the those that collect things from politicians beware I.e bag of rice, cloths etc. 

Then wives that lock their husbands manhood go to him. When you lock it, his thing cannot rise unless the wife is there. Me I was just in a state of shock, I use to hear things like this but I never knew they were true. So please let us all be very careful because things are not always as they seem
He is one of the top babas in Nigeria, that even Governors go to him for protection charms, and also Pastors. So please be careful the grounds u enter. 

Then all those pastors that give prophesies that always come to pass, be careful of them too. So now i practise Christianity in my heart, read my bible and pray, biko too many fake prophets around. That does not mean Men of God don't exist, it just means we should be extra careful.  

The timetable is Wednesday for women, Thursdays are for the men, and Fridays are for pastors, they Saturday is combined. He is in Edo state, not going to state the region.
This is just a friendly reminder Nigerians that we should lean on God for support especially during this season, don't know who may benefit from this information but I only encouraged myself to share.''

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                                                GIST TWO

                             HUMILITY PAYS.....ASK PATT OGAR

The celebs you see out there today claiming big boys and big girls?their stories started from one small story....

Blog visitor Patt Ogar (real name Patt Offoboche) broke blog history yesterday by having the largest number so far on a BIRTHDAY POST ....305 positive comments and counting and some people are complaining they cannot comment again. (if you are using mobile you might experience this problem)

MEMO TO SELF - Patt Ogars humility on this blog has shown that when you ignore people who dislike you,they end up loving you and lifting you up!...*congrat* Patt I still celebrate you the morning after!..We gonna make a real star outta you soon.

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GIST 3

CODED MONDAY MORNING GIST

A Nollywood actress who is well into her mid 40's in a magnetic relationship with a powerful politician in Delta state...She is in love and doesnt seem to be hiding it.

She was recently on a movie set in asaba and the olofofos on that set could only watch and wonder '' she is dating one politician whose name sounds like an A.K.A.The first three letters is the fifth calender month,the next two is OK and the last three is UNbelievable .the man is very rich and he was the sponsor of the movie she was playing a role. she was driving his cars and she was coming on set from one of his houses .she was practically the iyawo on set,but she is nice .no doubt,they are dating seriously and he insisted on her being in the movie,you know the man right? a top politician in delta state.

The actress is very very pretty and you cannot refer to her as a blonde Bimbo because she ain't one.

She is as sexy as her colleague Omotola and her beauty and acting prowess is akin to none other,just LOOK WELL inside here......oyibo repete ooooooh.

I am done with this gist,if you cannot decode,you are on your own.

However those bad bellicks who come here to decode and have fun at the expense of other peoples gist,una turn dey come one day,including the writer of this coded gist.....Remember that everyone has a skeleton....yes,we all so behave when ya all decoding!

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GIST FOUR

AIDS IS REAL,EBOLA IS THE NEW ISH.

Who the heck is going on?

To nack without condom is risky,to shake hands these days without taking proper care could mean death after 21 days!

what to do?

Make sure you have a condom always..buy some disposable hand gloves,get some disinfectant spray.avoid crowded areas,sweaty people,sharing mouth objects,avoid kissing for now......and look around for people who display symptoms of fever.....equip yourself with knowledge and what you find out will tame7kill your mad libido.

AIDS IS REAL.....SO IS EBOLA.

Damn my libido is high this morning even after reading!!...am off to...