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Sunday, August 03, 2014

SUNDAY LAUGHS




UNA GOOD MORNING OH......IGNORANCE NA EM BE THE WORST DISEASE.
PLEASE USE GOOGLE TO UPDATE YASEF ON THE EBOLA VIRUS AND
HOW YOU FIT PROTECT YASEF...INUGO?


Hey you......wish you the best for today...spread some love!



LOOOOOL..WORD!

LMAO...SAY OHON OHON IF YOU BEEN THRU THIS AND GIST US SMALL
*WINK*


LMAOOOOOO..SUGAR THAT IS SUGAR FREE..NA DUNLOP DEY INSIDE?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ONLY IN NAIJA MY MURDERLAND

LOOOOOOOOOOL.LOCK THE FRIDGE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IBADAN PIPU SE UNA TI GBO?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.MSCHEEEW!

SHARP SHARP.. I TRUST NAIJA AND OVERNIGHT PRODUCTION.
LOL

ANOTHER REASON TO HAVE DISINFECTANT HANDY.HEHEHEHEHEHE

DEDICATED TO 'MTN' HATERS....I NO CALL NAME OH.*WINK*

LOL

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA POUNS KO DULLARD NI.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOLOMON GRUNDY BORN ON MONDAY
CHRISTENED ON TUESDAY,MARRIED ON WEDNESDAY,GIVE WIFE BELLE
ON THURSDAY,BORN PIKIN ON FRIDAY,STRESS KILL AM ON SATURDAY,
BURIED ON SUNDAY...THAT IS THE END OF SOLOMON GRUNDY
I GET AM?


KERMIT HAS FINALLY COMMITTED IT TO CHRIST..NOW ITS NO
LONGER YOUR BUSINESS TO LAUGH AT HIS JOKES.

LOOOOOOOOOL.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO HAS TRIED THIS?
BEING FAITH FUL FOR SOME IS LIKE ASKING THEM TO USE
TEETH TIE SHOE LACE FOR LEG.HEHEHEHEHEH

I GO COME BACK TOMORROW..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOO SHEGEJAGWA!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MRS AND MRS CARROT

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHA

KERMIT OBAYAGBON HAS TAKEN OVER!

KERMIT YOU WATCH PORN?LMAOOOOOOOOO!

LMAOOOOOOO


I WISH I KNOW THE CAUSER OF THERE LIARING..LOL

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JAGBAJANTIS RECHARD CARD CENTRE AT YOUR SERVICE..LOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOL

TRY AM NAH THIEF YOU GO BORN..HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOOOOOL


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

TOO SHOCKED TO LAUGH!





PRESENTING KERMIT THE FROG LIVE AND DIRECT..LMAOOOOO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL











KAMASUTRA LESSONS:

 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 


2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P! 


3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 


4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. 



5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! 


6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 



7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 



8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 


9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..


Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else....THANK ME NOW FIRST.



*On a time westing mission....north ya business!

35 comments:

  1. Yay!!!! I feel berra nw,hv been refreshing since

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    1. I had a gud laugh. Some niggas trying 2 confuse me, telling me u 'kermit' do drugs, I know u don't do that shit mehn! Cos I can even find ur nose! Lol!!

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  2. Ebola! Ebola! Ebola! Na only you waka come


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  3. That guy's hair..Hahahahahaha...

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    1. Irritating 2 say d least. Other than that, I had a good laugh.

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  4. Hahahahahahahahah....
    Hahahahahahahaaha....
    Hahahahahahahahahaah....
    International efangelist mynistry got me laughing so hard...LMAO

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  5. Am bored of Kermit... These jokes use to make me laugh so hard... Now it just..*sign* but thanks Stella I know u tried really hard..

    *am out*

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    1. Exactly, the kermit jokes didn't even get a smile from me. But most of others were quite funny tho

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    2. I love kermit jokes! Stelz pls keep em coming,dont you ever stop! Lol



      NewBie!

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  6. Wow Wow Wow
    Welldone Aunt SDK

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  7. Nice,had a good laugh, that Apple supporting Windows is deep mehn

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  8. Epic @ two frogs making out while kermit watches hahaha

    Ewelele chai in Mannie of cool fm's voice



    *lips sealed and watching*

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  9. "Nigeria is Africa's fastest growing economy and I never chop since morning"..Lwkmd !!
    And the look on that boy's face is so epic.

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  10. was almost coming bak to ask wey d SLs lol
    Hahaha kermit's tired of his bombass
    tea now he's coking lol
    Fried ice cream indeed lol

    Dat PLATED hair ehn hihi

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  11. Nice one aunty stells. EVE E UME

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  12. There's actually fried Ice cream, its really good but must be done by someone deft at it.

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  13. First time commenting, I really appreciate the idea to make people laugh,i laughed so hard I cried, keep it stella

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  14. rly 9ce stells...love number 8 kamasutra lessons

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  15. Where will i start ???????
    This is hahahahahahahahahahaha......STELLA O O O...hahahahahahahahahaha...SI.TE.LA.BUHAHAHAHAHAHA...CHEI!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
    It was be well with everybody that gave their contribution to make me this happy from incurable laughter,don't forget me for laughing with them & not at them !

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  16. Cool****the psychologist****

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  17. Kamasutra lessons on point. *muah* sterra of life.

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  18. stella y not create a joke blog, like bella dis she has bella aso ebi apart from d gist page, wen ever i wan to check d old saturday and sunday laugh ave to start going back and b4 i no it my mb is finish.

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    1. That's a good one anon 3:51.
      I really love the Saturday & Sunday jokes so much.my queen Stella ,pls do consider

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  19. stella y not create a joke blog, like bella dis she has bella aso ebi apart from d gist page, wen ever i wan to check d old saturday and sunday laugh ave to start going back and b4 i no it my mb is finish.

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  20. Kermit keeps getting bolder, lmao.
    Great laffs.

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  21. well actually there is fried ice cream. I ate it at a Chinese restaurant not in Nigeria though. the ice cream is put in a bons like pastry and fried. its very delicious. - MS

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  22. Hehehe so many were funny! My time was north wested, 10q lol.

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  23. Those Kamasutra lessons sha, lol.

    Thank you SDK

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