UNA GOOD MORNING OH......IGNORANCE NA EM BE THE WORST DISEASE.
PLEASE USE GOOGLE TO UPDATE YASEF ON THE EBOLA VIRUS AND
HOW YOU FIT PROTECT YASEF...INUGO?
Hey you......wish you the best for today...spread some love!
LOOOOOL..WORD!
LMAO...SAY OHON OHON IF YOU BEEN THRU THIS AND GIST US SMALL
*WINK*
LMAOOOOOO..SUGAR THAT IS SUGAR FREE..NA DUNLOP DEY INSIDE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ONLY IN NAIJA MY MURDERLAND
LOOOOOOOOOOL.LOCK THE FRIDGE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IBADAN PIPU SE UNA TI GBO?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.MSCHEEEW!
SHARP SHARP.. I TRUST NAIJA AND OVERNIGHT PRODUCTION.
LOL
ANOTHER REASON TO HAVE DISINFECTANT HANDY.HEHEHEHEHEHE
DEDICATED TO 'MTN' HATERS....I NO CALL NAME OH.*WINK*
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOLOMON GRUNDY BORN ON MONDAY
CHRISTENED ON TUESDAY,MARRIED ON WEDNESDAY,GIVE WIFE BELLE
ON THURSDAY,BORN PIKIN ON FRIDAY,STRESS KILL AM ON SATURDAY,
BURIED ON SUNDAY...THAT IS THE END OF SOLOMON GRUNDY
I GET AM?
KERMIT HAS FINALLY COMMITTED IT TO CHRIST..NOW ITS NO
LONGER YOUR BUSINESS TO LAUGH AT HIS JOKES.
LOOOOOOOOOL.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO HAS TRIED THIS?
BEING FAITH FUL FOR SOME IS LIKE ASKING THEM TO USE
TEETH TIE SHOE LACE FOR LEG.HEHEHEHEHEH
I GO COME BACK TOMORROW..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else....THANK ME NOW FIRST.
I had a gud laugh. Some niggas trying 2 confuse me, telling me u 'kermit' do drugs, I know u don't do that shit mehn! Cos I can even find ur nose! Lol!!
Where will i start ??????? This is hahahahahahahahahahaha......STELLA O O O...hahahahahahahahahaha...SI.TE.LA.BUHAHAHAHAHAHA...CHEI!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! It was be well with everybody that gave their contribution to make me this happy from incurable laughter,don't forget me for laughing with them & not at them !
stella y not create a joke blog, like bella dis she has bella aso ebi apart from d gist page, wen ever i wan to check d old saturday and sunday laugh ave to start going back and b4 i no it my mb is finish.
stella y not create a joke blog, like bella dis she has bella aso ebi apart from d gist page, wen ever i wan to check d old saturday and sunday laugh ave to start going back and b4 i no it my mb is finish.
well actually there is fried ice cream. I ate it at a Chinese restaurant not in Nigeria though. the ice cream is put in a bons like pastry and fried. its very delicious. - MS
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Yay!!!! I feel berra nw,hv been refreshing since
ReplyDeleteMe too,lol
DeleteI had a gud laugh. Some niggas trying 2 confuse me, telling me u 'kermit' do drugs, I know u don't do that shit mehn! Cos I can even find ur nose! Lol!!
DeleteEbola! Ebola! Ebola! Na only you waka come
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Sun-tastic.
DeleteThat guy's hair..Hahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteIrritating 2 say d least. Other than that, I had a good laugh.
DeleteHahahahahahahahah....
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaaha....
Hahahahahahahahahaah....
International efangelist mynistry got me laughing so hard...LMAO
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteAm bored of Kermit... These jokes use to make me laugh so hard... Now it just..*sign* but thanks Stella I know u tried really hard..
ReplyDelete*am out*
Exactly, the kermit jokes didn't even get a smile from me. But most of others were quite funny tho
DeleteI love kermit jokes! Stelz pls keep em coming,dont you ever stop! Lol
DeleteNewBie!
Wow Wow Wow
ReplyDeleteWelldone Aunt SDK
Nice,had a good laugh, that Apple supporting Windows is deep mehn
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteLwkmd
ReplyDeleteEpic @ two frogs making out while kermit watches hahaha
ReplyDeleteEwelele chai in Mannie of cool fm's voice
*lips sealed and watching*
Funny
ReplyDelete"Nigeria is Africa's fastest growing economy and I never chop since morning"..Lwkmd !!
ReplyDeleteAnd the look on that boy's face is so epic.
was almost coming bak to ask wey d SLs lol
ReplyDeleteHahaha kermit's tired of his bombass
tea now he's coking lol
Fried ice cream indeed lol
Dat PLATED hair ehn hihi
Nice one aunty stells. EVE E UME
ReplyDeleteLmao. Thanks. Stella
ReplyDeleteThere's actually fried Ice cream, its really good but must be done by someone deft at it.
ReplyDeleteFirst time commenting, I really appreciate the idea to make people laugh,i laughed so hard I cried, keep it stella
ReplyDeleterly 9ce stells...love number 8 kamasutra lessons
ReplyDeleteWhere will i start ???????
ReplyDeleteThis is hahahahahahahahahahaha......STELLA O O O...hahahahahahahahahaha...SI.TE.LA.BUHAHAHAHAHAHA...CHEI!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
It was be well with everybody that gave their contribution to make me this happy from incurable laughter,don't forget me for laughing with them & not at them !
Cool****the psychologist****
ReplyDeleteKamasutra lessons on point. *muah* sterra of life.
ReplyDeletestella y not create a joke blog, like bella dis she has bella aso ebi apart from d gist page, wen ever i wan to check d old saturday and sunday laugh ave to start going back and b4 i no it my mb is finish.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one anon 3:51.
DeleteI really love the Saturday & Sunday jokes so much.my queen Stella ,pls do consider
stella y not create a joke blog, like bella dis she has bella aso ebi apart from d gist page, wen ever i wan to check d old saturday and sunday laugh ave to start going back and b4 i no it my mb is finish.
ReplyDeleteKermit keeps getting bolder, lmao.
ReplyDeleteGreat laffs.
well actually there is fried ice cream. I ate it at a Chinese restaurant not in Nigeria though. the ice cream is put in a bons like pastry and fried. its very delicious. - MS
ReplyDeleteHehehe so many were funny! My time was north wested, 10q lol.
ReplyDeleteThose Kamasutra lessons sha, lol.
ReplyDeleteThank you SDK