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Friday, September 12, 2014

Man Runs Into Bank Thinking He is Invisible And Begins To Steal Cash..

Hahahahahaahahahahhaha Oh My God!!
I have been laughing since I got this...So things like this really work or not?





''This man on my dp went into one of the GT Bank locations in Lagos today jumped over the counter and starts stuffing cash into a bag! He claimed he was wearing a ring that made him invincible. How stupid can one get?. He was rounded up by the security in the Bank, given the beaten of his life before being taken away..''

Source - Nollywood actor Segun Arinze via BB and circulated until it got to me.


looool

114 comments:

  1. Lol that babalawo wicked no b small!

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    1. Hohohohohohohohohoho! He's invincible, invincible security men caught him & gave him d invincible beating of his life hahahahahahahahaha! Africa magic. Lwtmbh o!

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    2. Honestly, that babalawo no know work!!! Choiiii... see stunt.

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    3. Lmao..mumu of the highest order.

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    4. Oshrirshri
      4 his mind the invincible man.
      Buh the person that gave him the ring his/her wickedness don't have part 2.

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    5. Lwtmb,so dumb a man,serious bad market.

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    6. This is not funny but he must be insane. Who believe in such myth anymore.

      I actually watch the video and rice man feel regretful and confuse. I guess she stayed for the upcoming wedding, riches and another chance. She knows him better.

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    7. Lol!
      Maybe he offend d babalawo or he dey collect jazz and no dey bring returns,so this was his punishment.

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    8. Lmao!! Foolish boy

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  2. hahahaha....some people ehnnn..he shuld have tried it at home first

    visit my blog

    www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com

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    1. Lol @tried it @home first...
      If it were that easy, people will be syphoning the bank steady na...
      Makes me wonder @ times if 'juju neutraliser' dey for banks...

      I'm only imagining the kind gobe he would be in now...mumu man.

      You dey even talk try @home, he should av tried it in a supermarket first na.

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    2. That's it glowy he would have asked me atleast my slap wouldn't send him to jail

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  3. Awwww....... Bad market. But seriously d guy should av tested himself with his frnds if he is actually invisible b4 goin for d operation in a bank. This should be in saturday laugh... Cant stop laughing..Lol....... *Frances Chesca*

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    1. The baba must av told him that nw bank straight u go waka go. No look back oooo.

      Lwbmb

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  4. Ihekire Tony

    are you sure this is not the same man, who wanted to travel abroad with Access bank ATM visa card...........foolishness runs in his blood.

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    1. Hahahahahahhaha!
      OMG!!
      Juju no dey work abeg
      This na to show say all this na
      WASH!!!!!!
      Omo oole!!!!!

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  5. Hahahaha! #Jazzgonebad

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    1. He should enter d guinness book of records as d dumbest idiot of all time....he sopos test d jazz on d road by slapping ladies' yansh to confirm if he's trully invisible if d ladies no slap am

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  6. He would have helped us go to sambisa forest since he thought himself invisible cos he would have released d girls witout boko haram seeing him, hahahahahahahahahahaha

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  7. Lol that babalawo wicked no b small!

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  8. Lol. By the way, its invisible* not invincible*

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  9. Puhhahahahahahahahaha hav neva had dis much laugh b4 this crackd me up big tym make I continue puhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahhahaahahaha

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  10. Kwakwakwakwakwakwakawa...
    Joke of the century...
    His juju man is very wicked...
    He better start acting mad..LMAO

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  11. Stella maybe he thought he was acting a nollywood script. Too much of Nigerian movies has changed his mindset, most things we watch are just fictions but some people thinks they are real, am sure he is one of them. Soo funny, wearing invincible ring indeed

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  12. Gham gham dem don catch caribean princess's boyfriend pls they shud come and arrest her too,, na she push the man to dah extent ooo she wan use the money cum tey show up here and use small fraction pay surgeons for her facial surgery puhahahahahahaa bad market #na dah car wey chizoba my love'' dey ride na go kill u.

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    1. Na your idiotic father dem catch. Fool!!!
      Mumu pikin.

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    2. Hahahahahahahah...
      This guy is so so funny..
      You have left Chizoba and turned to Ceecee...
      Kwakwakwakwakwa..

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    3. Lol
      This Kelvin na another funny case for this blog!

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  13. Gham gham dem don catch caribean princess's boyfriend pls they shud come and arrest her too,, na she push the man to dah extent ooo she wan use the money cum tey show up here and use small fraction pay surgeons for her facial surgery puhahahahahahaa bad market #na dah car wey chizoba my love'' dey ride na go kill u.

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  14. Gham gham dem don catch caribean princess's boyfriend pls they shud come and arrest her too,, na she push the man to dah extent ooo she wan use the money cum tey show up here and use small fraction pay surgeons for her facial surgery puhahahahahahaa bad market #na dah car wey chizoba my love'' dey ride na go kill u.

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  15. Can a man be this gullible? Funny though.

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  16. Who was his fake Native doctor?
    Choi!
    Lol.

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    1. N Dr A..........

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    2. He is mentally challenged. Yaba left calling. Were alaso.

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  17. Crazy and mumu man lyk M lol#Team M#3days to go

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  18. Lmao!!!! Hilarious!!"!


    Kourt

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    1. Re u on gmail? If yea, drop it. Tanks

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    2. Why darling? Why do u want my Gmail? *side eye *



      Kourt

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  19. Bwahaahahahahaha! E no go better for d native doctor wey give him d ring...Choi!

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    1. Why u dey curse N.Dr Agwurotorobe (abi ao he dey spell his name?)

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  20. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaoo.... May be the charm take a break and he never knew....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Wetin concern you? Abeg,just stay in Jupiter and leave us alone.

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  21. The news is everywhere o.

    Madness plus stupidity!

    If it was that easy, everyone in Naija would be rich. He should have asked the Baba who gave him the ring why he's not richer than Dangote.

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  22. How stupid


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  23. Buhahahahaaha
    Buhahahahahaha
    Buhahahahahhaaha

    Owu na baskard!!

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  24. Oh wow, not the sharpest tool in d box. Pls visit my blog liflblog.WordPress.com

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  25. Hahahahahahhahahahhaha




    XOXO MYSTERY

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  26. Lol! See as them lift the guy. Choi poverty na bastard

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  27. Hahahahahha saw it on Instagram yesterday thought was a joke .choooo this is pure I believe I can fly .

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  28. He must have been doing it before but God don catch am 2day.. Everyday for da thief nd one day for da owner.

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  29. chaii....lmao..... y he no try d juju for somwhr else first? hehehehe going into a bank? GTb for that matter....lol stupid guy...
    @xclusiv

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  30. chaii....lmao..... y he no try d juju for somwhr else first? hehehehe going into a bank? GTb for that matter....lol stupid guy...
    @xclusiv

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  31. hahahahhahahahahahahahah!he would have told the negative committee inside his head to shut up.where did he spring out from?

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  32. Hehehehehehehe
    Chai! Some native doctors can be so evil.

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  33. The boy is obviously a mumu o, he should have tried it on before entering the bank na and ask a passer by if he/she can see him. LMAO, this is what we call a trial will confuse you

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  34. am just trying to imagine the scenario..he walks into d banking hall, probably saunters to the front and then fiam! flips over d counter and starts loading cash into his ghana must go. chei.. see gobe!!! kikikikikikikikikiki

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    1. Did he not see people looking at him when he entered cos I'm sure he must've been acting weird.D babalawo go just say na u dey invisible not d ghana must go wey u carry

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  35. Lmao.. the title shoulda been "crazy things Hediots Do for Money" Lazy asshole#

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  36. I feel for him o. Buh I think there z a high class juju in banks if not, y spirit or real juju men no dey stroll go collect money?
    Pls visit www.makeupcubicle.blogspot.com to put an end to cellulite

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  37. I can't stop laughing here.
    This is stupidity at its highest peak.

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  38. as in ehnn..very "wucked" babalawo.

    buahahhahahahaahhahahahaha...too funny a story.

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  39. Voodoo crack. Drug no dey pay,e for don hear. E go hear when,seebi na inviscible man abi?


    »_»_• \0/ ^FORTUNEDEXC£L^ »_»_• \0/

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  40. Haahaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaaaahaaaaahhhaaaahaahaaahaaaaaaaa..........my belle oooo

    I wish I can see a video of how the guy packed the money sef and the look on everyone's face. LWKMD ooo

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  41. Smtheeeeeewww!! He must be one of these local yoruba eleran boys!...smh........................OKIJA WIFE

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  42. See how gullible some people are. Make I follow laugh jare hahahahahaha for his mind him dey invincible. Apari wu oria daa.

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  43. Segun arinze English sha. "Beaten of his life“/invincible choi

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  44. Lmao. Rentaghost hahahaha. Jazzgonebad

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  45. Hahahahahahahahaha ole alapa ma se ise

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  46. One chance, stupidity at its peak.When he gets out of prison after being charged to court,he will look for the herbalist and descend on him,hahaha.

    Hope it is not Dr Agwo that gave him the ring though??

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  47. Hehehehe....no be small thing o! But dat native doctor sha do this man strong thing o!

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  48. Kikikikikiki height of madness

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  49. Frustration, mumu, laziness=E go teh for prison

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  50. trying to be lord of the rings in Nigeria, what a dumb thing to do! lol can't stop laughing

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  51. Hahahahaha
    Very Funny
    And d poor dude must have being wondering why dey could see him in d first place not to mention beating him to stupor
    Hahahahaha
    As soon as he leaves prison,na d juju man's house straight away
    Hahahahaha

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    1. Hahahaha@ d juju man's house! No, he'd better accept Christ for inside dat prison o heehehe!

      trust mi dat moment left d juju mans hut wit d ring was d very last time d shrine xisted . Nwa dibia might soon convert d shrine to church lol

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  52. bwahhahahhahahahah...cant imagine how he felt when slaps started landing on his face...he would be like, ah!adonbelivit. hahaha, i don pee for my paent.

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    1. ...he'll be like, eh am I visible? as in re u seeing me? No,dis mst be invisible n spiritual slaps lol

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    2. LMAO @ Adonbelivit
      Exactly! I am also imagining how he felt wen d blows started raining on him
      Dis is hilarious!

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    3. Haahhahahahhahahaha
      M actually holding ma head and laughing like à cray
      Hahahahahahaha
      Exactly!
      He'd be wondering if na invisible slaps no be small
      See as dem carry him like cow
      Dere r characters Mehn
      Hahahahahhahahahahaha

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  53. Kai his otumokpo enter voicemail lol!

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  54. hahahahahahahahahaha.....jazz gone wrong.

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  55. Fake charm @ work

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  56. This post really cracked me up, dude is sick...

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  57. This post really cracked me up, dude is sick...

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  58. Oloshi u want to reap were u never sowed.iiidiiot

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  59. Oloshi u want to reap were u never sowed.iiidiiiot.

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  60. Oloshi u want to reap were u never sowed.iiidiiiot.

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  61. Haahahahahahahahhhhhahahahahaha chai stupidity no good oooo madam stellina dis for too work as Saturdaylaugh. ..

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  62. Everything happening to him now is invincible. Hahahahaha

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  63. Lol... The person wey do am this thing no try o. Choi!

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  64. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…He will go back to his juju man..HAHAHAHAHAHA..

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  65. Lmao! The mumu man must have bn deceived by all these guru maharaji or hausa talisman peeps. They advertise in one small corner of newspaper claiming to have ring for everything ranging frm life partner,touch and follow,success in business,do as I say ring,exam biro for success,ability to disappear and appear. Even ability to live forever on earth! Nna,sorry o! Soldier beating no be here o! Na d next day ur body go tell u! Onuku ibaji!

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  66. hahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laffing o. in this time and age?????

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  67. E don tey wey 9ja people no get sense wallai. See how dis dullard use put himself for prison.

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  68. Lol the native doctor is wickeeeeeeeed!
    And the guy is stuuuuuuupiiiiiiiiiiid!

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  69. Eyeh..this guy is on a long thing..I pity the poor guy though..I can't stop laughing.

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  70. Someone can't be that gullible Joor, tht tory was cooked by who knows? D door colour of the bank doesn't look like GT's..if u visit d bank often,u will know wot am taking abt.... D man must have probably done something else... Mayb come impersonate etc... Una feel me house?

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  71. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

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  72. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

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