Sunday Laughs

SO WHICH GIRLS ARE FRIED RICE?HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Happy Sunday to yo all.For all those who do not find their jokes come up after they send,its because i might have used it before because Saturday and Sunday laughs is over a year old....so imagine.

I need to start Meme-ing my own jokes  oh.

Off to get ready for church now. *shines teeth*

OLOFOFO......HOW MANY OF UNA DON EVER DO THIS?HEHEHEHEHE INTRODUCING YOURS TRULY
MY AMEBO START FROM SMALL PIKIN.WHEN I WAS SMALL AND CAUGHT MY LATE ELDER SIS
WITH A GUY TALKING TO HER,I WENT TO CALL MY DAD OH...AND THIS WAS AFTER I COLLECTED SWEET AS BRIBE FROM HER..LMAO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO IF I HEAR!

WHAT ABOUT A WARRI GIRL?YOU WILL ZENO ATE ZENO,TNI TNI
ZENO,FAF,FAF TUH,TUH,TNI.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
IGBO BABES NKO?WHO WANNA TRY?

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH TURN BROTHER....NA SO SOME PEOPLE
DEY USE MARRY...IF YOU SIT NEAR A
SISTER THAT LIKES YOU.....LMAO

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DID THIS
RECENTLY OHOOOO

OMG,SO II AM A WITCH AND I DIDNT KNOW?HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I AM RE-USING THIS PIC COS IT CRACKS ME UP BIG TIME AND REMINDS ME OF ONE BLOG VISITOR ON FACEBOOK
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....I MEAN THE CORNER EYES OH.

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THIS IS WICKEDNESS.WHY NAME A
CHILD ERECTION ?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOO

WOW...SEE WICKEDNESS OOOH.JEALOUSYYYY  LOL

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LOL

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP EATING

LOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISNT THIS THE NORMAL QUESTION TO ASK?

LWKMD HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NA TODAY?UNA FIT REACH ONE DOZEN

WTF?HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OR I AM BORED LETS SHAVE
YOUR ARMPIT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC CONFESSION.

LOL ABEG MAKE UNA CONFIRM.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THERE ARE ACTUALLY SOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS OOOOOOO

HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

HAHAHAHHAHAHA THEM FULL BBM

LMAOOOOOOOO

LMAOOOOOOOO

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAMEN,TRY THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH

LMAOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SAVED SOMEONE ON MY PHONE
SMELLING MOUTH BEGGY BEGGY.I HAVE LIE LIE,I HAVE POUNDED YAM,
TEE STINGY LOVER,DO YOU SAVE ANY SUCH NAMES ON YOUR FONE?

LOOOL..CORPER SHUN!!!

HEHHEHEHE WICKED.

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LMAOOOOOO

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH RIP KEH?AM OUT!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHE GET AM NA

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA IN REALITY THIS IS HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE.SOME DO NOT STEP OUT OF THEIR HOUSE BUT MUST MAKE IT A POINT OF DUTY TO DRESSUP
GO OUT SIDE AND SNAP DIFFERENT PICS AND LOAD ONLINE WITH CAPTIONS
SUGGESTING THEIR OUTING WAS BOMB ASS..LMAOOOOOOO

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I DO THIS ALL THE TIME ABEG,NOTHING THERE.

WOW

REPOSTING...CANT GET OVER THIS ..HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

Select quotes 

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).

He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904)

He who fully unwraps a MoiMoi and Gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)

Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member -William Shakespeare (1788).

Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria -Lord Lugard (1904).

He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the Great (1709).

He who refuses to mix Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder -Michael Faraday (1999)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet)?

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' God created them for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).