OMG ..what is this?
SHOCKING NARRATIVE
FATHER OF TWO AND MY DAD STILL BEATS ME OVER LITTLE THINGS
Hello,It’s not with pride I write this but I need advice on how to make this stop. I happen to be a father of 2 and at times I go with my wife and kids to visit my parents in Port Harcourt. The house has only one bathroom which is used by everybody.
Here is the problem. Anytime I take my bath I always forget to throw away the leftover water in the bucket. Once I finish taking my bath my Dad always goes to check and he beats me up claiming that I’ve been doing this right from when I was a child. At times, my children and wife witness the beating and try to plead with him to stop but he claims he’s helping me to change. This man hits me at any provocation. It’s really frustrating and embarrassing to say the least.
Yesterday I went to visit some of my childhood friends and I returned about 10pm and met the doors locked. I knocked and he told me to go back to where I’m coming from that he has locked for the day. I complied, only for him to beat me up in the morning saying that I slept out and I should know I’m under his roof. I try not to fight him back because he’s almost 70.
This happened again today and while he was beating me my towel fell off and all my privates were there for everybody to see. I’m fed up with this and he even still checks when he comes to visit us in Abuja. Please I’m no more a kid for crying out loud. I’m 33 years old and I’m no pushover.
Please I need reasonable advice from your blog visitors on my next course of action.''
*lol....I am sorry i laughed,i am shocked,I will come back to comment.
Lwkmd... Best chronicle ever written. I should write a script on this. It will sell but I need Ur dad to come play that role and also I need you too cos I need a real coward
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Women are really trying in this life!
DeleteStells i follow you laugh. Sorry poster, this is just so funny; so sorry i've got no advice for you.
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I don laugh tire I ave to share dis to all my bbm friends. ..chai #speechless
DeleteThis is pathetic. Smh! Like what? There is more to this that you sure are not revealing. Assuming this is the truth, I will advise you have a heart to heart with him and make him understand that you will stop visiting if he does not stop embarrasing you, your immediate family and himself. If he refuses to change, please stay away from visiting him and don't allow him visit ur home either. Peace!
DeleteKai I don't even know wot to say. It's funny tho
DeleteChisos! Rotflmao! Sorry poster, this ur narrative is a comic relief. Epic!
DeleteChisos! Rotflmao! Sorry poster, this ur narrative is a comic relief. Epic!
DeleteROTFLMAO. Ur papa na ex military man? Lmao. How does ur wife feel? At least if u misbehave she can threaten to report to ur dad and you'll seat up. For that alone I am happy. Cos u men can like to frustrate us. Lmaoo. Comic relief I find this.
DeleteOh by the way, u can refer to Kemi Olunloyo's manual. But if the thing boomerang like her own I no dey o. Lol
DeleteHmmm nawa o..wot a narrative!
DeletePoster, I understand u!!!
DeleteI know a family like this. Their father has totally refused to accept that his kids are grown ups. And these kids/adults fear him like kilode... one of them finally broke out and started standing up to the man (a girl sef). Now, the man fears her so much. There are so many whispers around town that the man is a jazz man and has bonded all his kids not to have sense and question him. But today, the girl is dealing with him (doesn't beat him o), Buh she broke the jinx and evn d older ones can't believe it.
The thing is, u have to first take it to God in prayers. Co's bliv me, something u may not be aware of is going on underground. Break ur ties with him! He's bullying u into silence not to question his misdeeds and I can bet u re smarter him (dat brings in complex on his part). Stand ur ground and stop asking him for anything. Give him longggg space!!!! (he needs u more). Also start training and gain some muscles. The Nxt time he tries to hit u, seize his hands to pain him, he'll withdraw!!!
I rly wish u all the best cos I know what u re passing thru isn't easy! God's ur strength*
Wo Mr. Man!!! I dnt care if he is 100years old, I think it is high time u punish him like d child he is behaving. SILENT TREATMENT. Dnt pick his calls, dnt call him. Deprive him of seeing his grankids. Dnt visit him, dnt let him visit u. If he comes unannounced, show him who be MAN for abuja n turn him bck. Downside is ur mama will feel it too, bt dis will move her to move heavens to ensure he stops dis nonsense. Or else she ma no go see her grankids. Before u embark on dis move, 1st join him wit pastor or alfa, report him. Dis is so dat u hv a way of vindicating urslf later wen anybody wants to open mouth n say u r disrespecting d old fool. If anybody worry u, quote dis Bible passage Colossians 3:21. U hv Biblical backing! God is on ur side in dis matter! So stand gidigba!!!! U hear me? Arrant nonsense! Dis ur papa go jst mke wife disrespect u one day. Plus if he is still trying to train u @ 70yrs, he shud bury his head in shame coz he has failed woefully as a father. 70yrs n u hv nt been able to "tame" d seed of ur loins. Wat r u? His mates hv died alredy he still dey hia dey shout. Ur papa no like peace @ allllll. He is obviously an arrogant man.
Deletethis is bullcrap! its not even funny....i am vexed....whats dis? ogaposter sit down in ur house na....abi its by force? dont go visiting....anytime he wants to come...pls tell him u are not around.... what kinda madness is that? how do u command respect from ur kids if he is doing all that in front of everyone? if u like ur self nd u wanna maintain d respect in ur family....pls stay away from ur dad.... talking him out of it will only warrant for more beating! some parents can b annoying tho...mtchewww
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I concur!
DeleteIf I were you, I will stop visiting him for the meantime till the beating is resolved.
That man needs you more than you need him at this stage of life he's in. I still can't believe what I've just read.
If at this age, you keep forgetting to empty the bucket, that means your pops' method of beating you isn't working. I hope your matter isn't spiritual.
You sef bros, why you dey forget to dey empty bucket when you dey your papa house? Your memory should be sharp at this age. Please read Psalm 19 for a retentive memory morning & night.
Lastly, when you are under his roof, OBEY HIS RULES or look elsewhere to stay when in town.
Mr poster, abeg next time 1st introduce urself as a "Retard who lives off his aged father". Now my advise is grow some balls, threaten but never hit the old man.
Deletethis is bullcrap! its not even funny....i am vexed....whats dis? ogaposter sit down in ur house na....abi its by force? dont go visiting....anytime he wants to come...pls tell him u are not around.... what kinda madness is that? how do u command respect from ur kids if he is doing all that in front of everyone? if u like ur self nd u wanna maintain d respect in ur family....pls stay away from ur dad.... talking him out of it will only warrant for more beating! some parents can b annoying tho...mtchewww
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You don't need any advice. All you have to do is "man up". Keep chopping the beatings if you like.
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:15pm ROTFL as in I can't just stop laughing @ your comment 'keeping chopping the beatings!! But on a serious note, your dad she try and respect you and know that you are no longer a boy but a full grown man with a family, just as Anon 6:14pm rightly wrote, quit visiting him and stop him from coming around you till learns some 'manners and respect'.
DeleteHahahahaha Tf????????? Oga Poster if ds is true, dis kin matter no b here we go settle am, ds one pass ur lolzz.
DeleteChei so now everyone has seen ur amu??? If i be ur wife u for hear nwi. U be woman with p$*&k!!!
DeleteHmmm,this is not funny.I sense ur dad as someone who is very harsh and doesnt seem to see anytyn good in what u do otherwise he has grown past beating u and should be passing his corrections by talking to u PRIVATELY.hmmm,wat of ur mom?becuase she should be the only one who can speak to ur dad that u are nw a grown man,things should be settled wt dialogue.he is evn lucky u re cool headed,if na correct bad boy he ll engage him in a fight.if u can,pls talk to him,air ur feellings.
ReplyDeleteThe omly thing I see here is you are still dependant on your dad, perhaps he plays a big financial role in your life. Mrs O
DeleteOk dear poster..lmao..after trying to erase the memory of your privates out for everyone to see(jeeez) and trying to stop laughing... here goes:
ReplyDeletePlease reduce your visits to papa's house biko!why are you always running back to them? Your wife is not working? You nko? The kids no dey school?...Do you still ask him for money? Does your wife complain about you to them? Do you go to whine to him and your mother about your family...stop all those things if you do them.....
Buhahaha...sorry..Is your father an old soldier? old soldier neva dieee..lolz
even me too had to laff nd at d same time angry with u.what kinda father is dat?
ReplyDeleteif u dont tell him to stop he wl continue cos he might not know d extent of embarrassment he s causing u and ur family
What rubbish! Haha! Mi o gbo iru e ri, stop going there, and if he visits u and try it, send him out, that's violence, 33 years old, even if u are not married, what kind of father is Dat? , stay totally away from him or u have to man up and privately give him a stern warning never to try it again.make I stop here b4 I say something worse?. Haa! Beating ke.
DeleteInfact, I am back again; even if he is feeding Ur family, u should still warn him seriously, haa, I am sure if he hears Ur wife moan when u make love, he would come and beat d 2 of u orisirisi, don't ever let it happen again, he is really disrespecting u, I am sorry, u are not even man enough, u shouldn't even be married yet
DeleteThis one pass my power. First, I think the next time you visit him in PH, you should stay in a hotel and not at his place. Second, when next he comes over to your place at Abj and tries to hit you, hold his hand and tell him to his face what your frustrations are. Tell him that he is in your house and should live by your rules. At 33, haba! How then will your wife respect you? How will your kids respect you? Abeg ooh, don't let him touch you. Hold his hand and tell him to his face that he should never ever touch you again.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not that you still collect money from him, because that is the only reason I can think of him treating you like a child. What of your mum and other siblings? Does he treat them the same way?
Give him a dirty slap or one serious punch that he won't forget in his lifetime, I tell you he will stop.
ReplyDeleteAre you stupid? At 33 your father still beats you! You're not being respectful by allowing your dad abuse you, you're being stupid. Beat him too on day, let him know what's up. What kind of thing is this again?
On another note, I hope you're not living under his roof and he's overwhelmed with the responsibility of catering for you and your family? This one pass me abeg!
Beat his father ke? Dats not a good advice.
DeleteThere are several ways to handle d situation without dishonouring his father.
Smh
DeleteBastard. How can he beat his father. That is ow you beat your parents right? Pls dont heed to this advice poster. This is a bastard advice.
DeleteDear poster, abeg no beat your papa oh. If u do, ur pikin go beat u too oh and the beating cycle continues from generation to generation. GOD FORBID!!!
DeleteSay what? He's 70.
DeleteU want 2 commit murder?
This guy is a joke
Can't stop laughing omg!
Haba! Why should he beat his father just to prove a point? Pls poster don't beat your dad up o....honor your father and mother so that your days may b long and don't forget your children r watching your every move....when confronting your dad b respectful but be firm and stand your ground. Don't be afraid of him.
DeleteNa wa 4 u @JayEm, is that how u punch or beat ur father?? That's a wrong advice to give.... so so wrong. @Poster, it's so annoying to have ur dad hit u like a child. But what I expect from u is to limit how u visit ur father? What are u looking for up n down? Atleast u know that that is his behaviour, before u leave where u reside to go n visit him? When next he tries to hit u, don't allow it. Hold back his hand n tell him point blank that he shouldn't try it cos u re no longer a child. A man with kids n a wife is no longer a boy, let him know that much, cos I see that he still sees u as his little boy of yesterday. Whatever u do, never hit him or beat him back, it's a curse u re placing on urself if u ever hit/ beat ur parents( father or mother). My 2cents.
DeleteJayEm Benin blood cant be hidden LOL
DeleteLol.. this is laugable, i don't believe this guy jare, haba, because of what now? you be mumu ni? abeg tell us another story jare, stop bobo-ing us. lol
ReplyDeletestrange indeed, its either you sit him down and talk to him on how you feel, u can even threaten not to come see him again or you keep accepting the beating as uve always done. can't remember d last time my fad raised his hand to beat me. Kpele oh.
ReplyDeleteI remember mine: only TWICE when I was under 8.
DeleteWell...my father is 84yrs old, but no one can look in to his face till today nit even d first child53 yrs old a professor for that matter ooo, if he enter every one will be shaking, if he say no u can never question why, if he talks that's the final...in fact outsiders says he did juju on his body called ERU (scaring stuff) we kept asking our selves why things are like this, if you are rude to him or u try to correct or question him he will not talk to you again u will be forced to travel to where he is to go and apologise, there was a time our mum packed out (79yrs) na she pack back..lol, I know its not funny but what can I do, he stands on his words always, in fact I will send in his story someday
DeleteAnon jeez.. your papa na chuck norris? Laugh wan kill me.
DeleteLmaooooo... I'm sorry for laughing but is this really true? At 33 he still beats u up in front of ur wife and kids? This is shocking... U need to grow some balls man and show him u 're a man
ReplyDeleteOh! No! Am sowi, I don't knw wat kinda advise 2 give u o!
ReplyDeleteat 33? are u crazy????
ReplyDeleteStay away from him! This is beyond embarassing. Haba! Pls tell him u won't visit again.
DeleteHeyyyyyyyy long hols is here! I will have time for my fav blog and blognalista!
If this story is true, this is what i will do if i were you ( God forbid ) I will not insult or touch him because i wasn't raised like that. I and my family will stay away from him. I won't visit him nor will he be allowed to visit me, at least until he changes ( as if leopard dey change him sport ) RUBBISH!
ReplyDeleteNobi only sport na lawn tennis!
DeleteAm shocked! The issue is dat u allowed. It to linger up to this point. U have to sit ur father down and make him understand that u r now adult and as such shouldn't be treated like dat. U should also get pple he respects to talk to him about it.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhahahahahahahahahahahah!!! Omg!!! Dis guy yhu funny die!!
ReplyDeleteJesu!!
LWKMD. Oh lawd!!
Una no go Kill me for this blog o! See as i dey laff for office where CCTV dey! Chai!!
My dear, as much as i don't encourage you beating your dad, but do you just fold hands and leave him to vent his frustration on you??, Does he still feed and provide for you and your family? Are you crippled? Are you handicapped in any form? How do you think your wife feels whenever he beats you? She go soon beat you join! And your children will soon grow up to beat you too.
Ogbeni, sit your Father down and warn him severely, that he should never in his remaining life dare raise his hand on you again! Inukwa akuko!
Next time he raises his hand,hold the hand,hijack him up,look him in the eye with great anger and warn him!
There is nothing i won't hear on SDK. Abasi mbok!
Lwkmd!!Aviod seeing your dad 4 now!mayb wen he ask why he hasn't seen u,u speak out ur mind as a full grown man..kudos to d fact dat u av a good anger mgt, wen he is beating u bcs if not u might commit murder#smh
ReplyDeleteSay what? #eyebrowsraised
ReplyDeleteHahahahah I can't stop laffing.
DeleteYou need to move and get your own apartment with your family. Them don sign, whisper, probably insult you but you pretend not to hear. Now the man is beating you. Some people sha. You want to make sure you take over the house when he dies. Go and get your own life with your family. Your wife doesn't even have shame. She follow you siddon for all this one. Tilufiakwa
ReplyDeleteI advice you to go tru d chronicles again. Ur comment no make sense.
DeleteU obviously didn't read well
DeleteBuhhahahahahaha.Stella this looks like what you can type!! Kikikikiki..am just lmao here!!!
DeleteKwakwaooooh! Stella are you this anony?? Why evils menn...buhahaha
Funny...
ReplyDeleteLie lie boy!
ReplyDeleteYour dad is quite temperamental.
ReplyDeleteYou need to confront him about this,it might lead to lack of respect from your wife and kids,imagine ur dad even hits u in their presence. Shit is funny though...
Another breathe taking story.....I guess
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this narrative,Bv permit me to say u're a daddy's boy!! 33 years and you still get such treatment from your dad??? Smh.well my advice to you is stop visiting him, and warn him to not visit you either,but always remember to remit money to his account for his upkeep,dont deny him that,but don't visit him again,until he turns a new leaf,that's if he wants to anyway!! Because I don't know the kinda of impression your kids would have about you,having seen their grandpa spank their dad,it doesn't tell good of you.
ReplyDeleteOmg! Say what? Your father beats you? & you have not threatened him yet? Lmfao! Oh my! Seriously?
ReplyDeletePoster Isi gini?
ReplyDeleteYour dad still beats you at this age? That's absurd.
Unbelievable!
He must be a chronic bully. WTF?
Please you, your dad and all your siblings, your mum and elders in the family should have an emergency family meeting asap. He needs to know that he has been over stepping his boundary.
What rubbish!
And you even tolerated it all these while. Na wah for you sef. Thanks for not retaliating tho. Shows you are not like him.
After the meeting and he refuses to change, then I suggest you cut Al communication with him for a while. Don't visit him and don't allow him into your house when he visits.
Hope he is not the one paying your bills till now? ( that's not an excuse for him to be beating you tho).
Maybe by the time he doesn't hear from or see you or your wife and kids and even your other siblings, he will then understand that he is messing up big time.
He really needs to be made to stop now! He should stop taking out his frustrations on you. It's not right.
What kind of impression does he think he is he creating in the minds of your kids, his grand children?
This is really bad and I'm not happy you allowed it to go on for this long..
He has no respect for your person at all.
I really hope he doesn't beat your mum too.
Na wah.
Looool, abeg carry this mumu story away from here...
ReplyDeleteLol....I'm sorry but this is funny!..Awww....just tell daddy to stop beating you. You're not a kid and its out of respect you're not hitting him too!
ReplyDeleteYou must be an imbecile
ReplyDeleteLol
Lmfao....buhahahahahah.... I'm sorry I laughed too but it's too funny. On a more serious note, must you go visiting? My guy stay in Abuja with your family and stop disgracing yourself. Your papa na soldier?
ReplyDeleteCall people that u know dat he respected n let them talk to him n u too stop any childish behaviour
ReplyDeleteTry and talk to me first.Tell him this got to stop.Man to man .If he continues, my dear I don't know what else to advice u except to pick race anytime he at to hit u.Pls don't hit back or push him oh. 70 plus....anything can happen.Just run.he can't catch u.And plus stay in ur own house.Rae London
ReplyDeleteTry and talk to me first.Tell him this got to stop.Man to man .If he continues, my dear I don't know what else to advice u except to pick race anytime he at to hit u.Pls don't hit back or push him oh. 70 plus....anything can happen.Just run.he can't catch u.And plus stay in ur own house.Rae London
ReplyDeleteLmao u must b a fool n hv d look of a mumu, u mean to tell me dat ur dad beats u at 33 years old? Oghene ose......u own don finish ooo, u must still b dependent on him for him to hv a strong will over u! if u r well to do he won't touch u...well doooh oh! pele Omomo..
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I had to laugh too, this is 'shockingly funny'.
do you still ask him for money?
are you dependent on him (family business tins)?
a 70yr old man has d time and strength to beat somebody, na wa o
Superstory. This is a fabricated story joor.
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ReplyDeleteHahahahshahahah very funny@ 33 wat are u still doing in ur father's house, stay away from him and don't ever allow him to visit ur house, he's just a wicked man. So d man beat u so teepee ur blokos throw way outside, choice.
ANGELRAY SAYS
ReplyDeleteHahahahshahahah very funny@ 33 wat are u still doing in ur father's house, stay away from him and don't ever allow him to visit ur house, he's just a wicked man. So d man beat u so teeee ur blokos throw way outside, choice.
I can't even remember d last time my dad raised his hands on me, way back back back, when I was in ss1 or so.
ReplyDeleteLol. My dad has never raised a finger on me oh. Na small shout wey im go shout, you go dey ask your forefathers wey you no know why he no bulala you. Choi, this post is the funniest shit ever
Deletemy friend grow some balls.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚, oh God I didn't just read this! Kini iwukpalakpala oshi bi yii ehn? My parents don't even scold me,not to talk of spank and I'm very much still under their roof and chopping their money and I'm barely an adult oo, lol mehn, I just can't deal.which kin tin be dat sef, beating a grown ass father of two!😳😳, ahhhh egbami oooo, eru yii oti poju fun mi.
ReplyDeleteokay on a serious note, your father has a problem and it' did not start and end with you.From a psychologist perspective, I would suspect he is afraid of loosing control and slipping and hitting you is a valid way to prove that he still has control! It's more of a dominance and subjective issue. I would suggest you seat him down and make him realize that you are a dad now, and this is not the way forward.What nonsense is that ejo,Let me see the daddy or mummy that would hit me now, mistcheewww.
They don't even touch my 14 yr old brother, not talk of agabalagba like me. I insist spanking is good and only works for children in their formative years,(0-11/12) , any parent whooping any child after that is deceiving themselves.NIGERIANS WANT to Flog the damned demon out of you till you're 80!
Anyways on a lighter note, who has seen my love bitch pls, he has been absent lately.
You are an adult
DeleteThis is so unbelievable.Am so sorry poster but i don't buy this crap.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing I'm sorry! Beat him back just once abeg. He will think twice b4 raiding his hands next time
ReplyDeleteWaoh! Coming from you? To raise his hands and beat his father? You are senseless.
DeleteAnd you are much more than that for taking me seriously. Don't ever come for me unless I call for you. And sit down calm your tits and enjoy the blog!
DeleteYou are clearly a pushover. How can your dad still be beating you? Won't you hold his hand and warn him to stop that nonsense! To think he even does it in your own home! I'm sure you respect him a lot but this is crossing the line.
ReplyDeleteIs it by force to visit ur father. Abeg be calling him on phone that's good enough
ReplyDeletelol...too much home video
ReplyDeleteI think it's your wife's duty to make dat stop,by talking to her father in law,or u do it dis way,dont go visiting him for long,and make sure u won't invite him to ur base,and when he calls,u table ur rules,.... and he will behave in other to see u guys....best of luck
ReplyDeleteNnukwu nwanyi, u want make d old soldier beat his wife join? When he can beat a grown ass dude. O ga oo!
DeleteWhich duty? How many duties wife go get? Lol
DeleteWas she there when the beatings started..permit me to laugh again biko..lmaooOooOooo
Sorry!!lol
Abeg wifey butt out before they use you and reconcile! These inlaws aint loyal!
Oriegwu!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I join Aunty Stell's in laughing o. Must you visit him? Dem say na when person stay toilet for too long na different kinds of flies go meet am there. Some parents sha!
ReplyDeleteErrrrr...., i think.....,ummm... Yeah, i got nothing. Sorry bro.
ReplyDeletePlease stop going to his house to spend the night. Visit him but stay else where. Love him and honour him, but you deserve some respect too. You are too old for this---TyB
ReplyDeleteThis has got to be a huge joke! It can't possibly be real! Looool
ReplyDeleteHa! Dis one don fass my fawer fah!
ReplyDeleteKai!!!
Me I no gree
Then wen u go visit don't stay in the family house
But wait ooh
Even u sef,
U aint careful enough
Re u a baby! Why must ur father keep beating u over and over and over for Same issue?
Re u that blocked headed?
Na in be say u be dullard na
I hope ur kids won't take after mumu like u
Hahahahahaha!
Ur papa never beat u well
Na koboko wey get 6 mouth him for use wipe ur head well make the bad blood wey no dey hear word there commot!
Ode, jaki, wawa kawai!!!
Goddess u are a bloody idiot and u have no home training..... Stupid girl what's all the insults for? Razz gutter brought up insulting someone else.... U must be sick upstairs
DeleteHehehe. .
ReplyDeleteDis ur story get as e be oo
But all I can ttell u is..neva hit him bak, cos dats a curse for u to hit ur father or mother. But u should also grow up nd be a man dat u are, u ve shown him enuf respect, I think wat he needs now if for u to man up nd challenge him(not fight o).
Show him dat ur grown nd not d boy dat u were...let him give u d respect u deserve.
He needs u to earn his respect cos he doesn't think u deserve it!! So earn it mehn
This is a serious issues and that's an embarassment toyour kids to say the least. Please man up to your dad. For once in your life I don't care if u av to punch him one of these days
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha. You need advice on how to stop him from treating you like a child? Unbelievable! Haaaaaa, your rep go don mess up for your wife and pikins dem front nii.
ReplyDeleteOk, seriously, try talking back at him. Threaten him that if he ever dares to as little as raise a voice at you again, he will never ever set eyes on you and your family.
Btw, na em dey feed you and your family?
This is a serious issue and that's an embarassment toyour kids to say the least. Please man up to your dad. For once in your life I don't care if u av to punch him one of these days
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ReplyDeleteMust u go and visit him and stay over? Na by force?
ReplyDeleteU sef Mr grown up staying out late when u know u have a family waiting for u at home. It means u still behave like a teenager and still need major spanking!
Yimu at the remaining water in bucket story, instead make u talk true say u go shit finish no flush I know ur type wella, You need baba Nla beating, both in the physical and spiritual..mcheww
Stupid comment
Delete*Speechless*
ReplyDeleteHmm, I tot I was the only one left speechless. Anh, am in shock sef. Things are happening oo
DeletePoster pardon me please but I just want to say a big thank you for making me laugh this hard. Omg... I've been kinda low for a while so I really needed this laugh. I can barely even type. Lord have mercy. RODFL. No offence but this is too funny.
ReplyDeleteMr.man are you really okay as in okay? You are an adult for Pete sake, act like one! Stood up to your father and let him know you are an adult.
ReplyDeleteAm not telling you to fight him but act and speak up like an adult. Your Dad is to advice you not beat you!!!
Dis your story is irritating...ur wife is really trying!!!
Nwunye Okeke
Stood up ke? Na wa o!
DeleteMr 33 years old, you too stop leaving water in the bucket. Even I hate it with a passion, everyone in my house knows, hubby, kids etc. Even spiritually it's bad and I won't say further on the spiritual aspect.
By the way I think there is something you did to your dad that is making him mess you up. You need to have a chat with him before its too late o. Before you will find out you have been excluded from his will.
Stood up to your father ke? BBC, BBC BBC where are you o?
DeleteIt is spiritually bad to leave water in the bucket????????
DeletePls elaborate on d spiritual aspect biko
DeleteFirst try and take correction. When you are in his house do as he says else don't visit him anymore. Why will you at your old age leave left over water in the bucket?? For how many years will u be corrected? Besides change your father bathroom to shower. Is it till he dies hell be bathing with bailer? Or simply stop visiting. Na ur kind no dey listen to correction or advice.
ReplyDeletepls permit me to laugh ....loool
ReplyDeletebut criosly u need to talk to your dad,if he still continues,give him space
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Wait I don't understand.he beats u?how?as in slap or with cane or I dunno cos its somehow.n for ur age?na wah o.can't u talk to him?u have a family now.talk to him like a man.how will ur children feel or ur wife?Guy grow a pair n talk to ur dad.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha your father na Mike Tyson hihihi
ReplyDeleteYepa...ur dad went to far.probably he hasn't realised that u are a grown-assed man man. What is he trying to teach ur kids(his grandchildren)? I hope they don't use it to insult u later in d future. I will suggest that u stopped visiting for a while,probably he will re-adjust.pele dear
ReplyDeleteAhh Oga... this is a serious something o. Maybe you shouldn't stay at his place when you travel to go see him.
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I follow you laugh o! In your father's eyes you are still his lil son who never listens. Take him out for drinks (as per grown man thing) and gently tell him say you appreciate him and all but the floging is getting out of hand. Remind him you have a family and kids now, how would he feel if his own dad still flogs him.
ReplyDeleteLobatan!
ReplyDeleteI no fit laugh . My belle o . Chei . Wonders shall Neva end .
ReplyDeleteAt 33, you're being beaten by your father in front of your own kids for something as mundane as leaving bath water in a bucket and your brilliant idea was to send Stella a mail, okwa ya? I want to believe all your senses are functioning, Mister man. If you don't like being beaten,please do something about it. Talk to him, give an ultimatum, take drastic measures, whatever. Or.. Is your father the one feeding you and your family? If that is the case, oh,well.. behave yourself to avoid the beatings. Daalu!
ReplyDeleteCall a family meeting and tell them what your father is doing tell him he will never see you again the next time he tries it and if he does try it again cut all ties with him change address dont ever visit dont even call
ReplyDeleteHeadbutt naim sure pass
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaaha#mybelle ooo this is so funny smh!
ReplyDeleteIf he beat u like that again Tataa of life, just unknowingly fall on him to send the scumbag back to his maker ,beating a grown married man what rubbish .
ReplyDeletePlease this is extremely serious o. I think it's spiritual my brother. Go to God in prayers. Fast about it. U really need a deliverance . Even if ur pops na army officer or general him go stop to dey beat u at age 22 sef. Mehn! Dude u need Jesus in this situation.only him can save u. Else u will continue like that.
ReplyDeleteThere is something going on o. Ask God to show u all u need to know. It's not normal to me.
Till u stand up to your dad befr things will change.
ReplyDeleteUr an imbecile .
ReplyDeleteMy friend grow up, get your own house and stop complaining. You refuse to leave your fathers house and equally behave maturely so you deserve all the beating, Ode!
ReplyDeleteUr narrative is thought provoking,unbelievable but funny!how can a 70yr old man keep beating u a man of 33yrs with wife and kids?#confused face#u really must be a pushover,cowardly and weak,i hope ur wife doesn't beat you too?smh at u.lol!.ur dad has seen dose traits in u dats y he's capitalising on it,as a child am sure u were always d bullied one,he always tot he has a weak,slow and never do well child' so dat pscyhe he has taken to his old age and again, u have never resisted him!next time hold his hands half way as he attempts to beat u,stand up to him then make him understand u are a man now,a father and husband at dat,so all that bullcrap has to stop!watch dis space:he will never repeat it again,cos d shock alone will keep his mind busy and afraid for a long time!#omo see gobe oo!
ReplyDeletelol. mumu is your other name. you know he does not like you leaving water behind yet at your age you still forget to empty the bucket when you are done.
ReplyDeleteNevertheless warn him and tell him the next time he raise his hands on you, you will protect yourself and your pride as a man.
I HOPE YOUR FATHER DOES NOT VISIT STELLA'S BLOG CUS IF HE SEES THIS POST HE WILL BEAT YOU SILLY.
i'm ashamed of you i swear. we are age mates and i cant imagine my father raising his hands on me for what? No father has ever physically disciplined his wards above the secondary school talkless of a married man like you with two kids.
now i seriosly nid one of those customizd seats...jeeeezz.rotflmao..wtf..lolzzzzzz..guy e b lyk say u dull..u havnt earnd his respct daz y.must u visit:.d wife wey mari u try..na una type dey shw una power for una wife body,,plz stay away n gv hm a vry stren warnin.wot rubbish........Jenny
ReplyDeleteyou told us you had two children but you failed to tell us if you were 'matured' or not. siring children doesnt equate to maturity. Your dad still beats you cos you havnt shown to him that you are a matured man. and let me guess, he still gives you money too bah? torr.
ReplyDeleteNext time when you go to visit, stay in a hotel to avoid stories that touch.
My mother in law slapped me once. I returned the slap double dose to her. If I had kept quiet she would have still been slapping me till date. Her son scolded her even on top. Told her it was reflex.
ReplyDeleteOya clap for yourself... come on people lets give her a standing ovation. .
DeleteI laff sotey tears begin stream down my face. Oh boy! Dis guy na correct comedy script writer bo.
ReplyDeleteThis can't b true sha.
Your Father Clearly wants the best for you so be a good boy. LMAO Joke of the year, this should make Sat laughs tomorrow.. lmao
ReplyDeleteAbeg stellastica me nor fit read d former chronicles wey u post oo....think sometin is wrong..... It's directing me to ur website nd d story nor dey ur website
ReplyDeleteMay God forgive all this awoof people o! When SDK get free gift i see over 1000 comments, nah wao! Una be fair weather friends o….hmmm. Make una fear God o…hmmm...
ReplyDeleteI guess you are scared of being Disinherited if you challenge him.
ReplyDeletethe ball is in your court man.
three words: absurd, pathetic and very sensitive!!! I don't even know what to say!
ReplyDeleteBeat him bak
ReplyDeleteDear poster, u r just a pussy!!!
ReplyDeleteDear poster, u r just a pussy!!!
ReplyDeleteYou better sit up Mr man..what nonsense? Ain't you meant to do something? You have to act fast else its never gonna stop.
ReplyDeleteLMAO...i dont know if it was right to laugh,but i had a good laugh with this and am still laughing.
ReplyDeleteGuy,,until you speak up for urself,this will repeat itself over and over again....and ur dad can do this to you in public,i mean,in d presence of strangers. You dont need to fight him but when next he raises his hand up to beat u,abeg guy, seize that hand sharply and warn him sternly but politely never to raise a finger against u again. Tell him d day he makes an attempt,you will never step ur feet into his house again neither will u allow him to pay u a visit,,,and you may even cut all forms of commumication with him(of course,they are empty threats but u just have to "shakara" him a little).
Abeg ,ur papa na retired military man ni?? *still laughing*
What rubbish. This is nonsense abeg stop visiting . What are u even going 2 do there? And he should not visit you 2. I ope ur not still in the house after that beating and privates exposure. Kai ur father is a bully abeg
ReplyDeleteLol!hes going to collect pocket money,and feeding money,and school fees for kids and rent money and his wife's hair money and money for his boxers and....(am calling them according to how he will write it in d list to daddy lol!),daddy's lil slow son!why won't d father be beating him like a child!smh
DeleteI don't know why I have a strong feeling dat d poster is a lil bit of retard,dats why d father still feels he is still growing up hence needs to go on with the discipline!forget d wife,d family would have organised her for him to save face.
This is d funniest chronicle of BV narrative ever!laffed till tears rolled down my eyes just by reading d comments!
SDKers are crazy walahi.
My dear, just grow up, that will end the beating. I guess your dad is the type that talks with his hands. Rose
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe....can't stop laffing o! Ur father beat you in the presence of your wife and kids! Chei...mbanu! In fact am lost for words cos I don't knw what to tell you...mister you've got to make it stop o
ReplyDeletePoster I believe this has affected your self esteem and confidence that is why you've been unable to stand up to him but you have to realise you are now a man, you now have your own family and you are also a head. You have to tell him to stop that bullshit and stay away from you!!
ReplyDeleteabeg i dont believ dis story
ReplyDeletePoster u funny o! @ 33, ur papa dey beat u and u dey ask us que on how to stop him! Is he the one in charge of ur family responsibilities? Even if he is a man @ 70 should be very weak to even raise his hand on you!! Something must be wrong somewhere.. Mbanu!! Its high time u manned up oga.
ReplyDeletePoster...if you don't stop him, he wont stop.
ReplyDeleteThat is why he still beats you. ..you don't act like a man.
When next he tries it, scream and tell him stop.
Sometimes people push you to the wall to know the extent you can go.
Your father wants his son to be a man.
Grow up
Father of two doesn't mean you are grown.
Do not raise your hand on your father but let your actions show that you have zero tolerance for that.
XOXO MYSTERY
beating you in front of your own family is the height of humiliation and embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteYou are an adult now ok!
Visit him once in a while and make it a very brief visit.
Don't be ridiculed in front of your wife and kids.
what's that?
Bloglord, u don talk am finish, my father in law beats my husband in front of me, to the extend of opening his punana in front of his children, dat marriage can not work again, d man is a weakening. Sorry to say. Man up dat is my advice to u
DeleteAre u serious @Jenny? Can't believe wat am reading.
DeleteOr are you d poster's wife?
LMAOOOOO!! I'm sorry but the last sentence threw me way off guard lol... I don't know what to even advice
ReplyDeleteMy bruva,your dad was born to beat you,take heart...run away,keep your distance,flee to a safe haven if you can...#okbye
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Lmao! This is an expensive joke right? This is the weirdest and funniest thing i've heard this year. Oga this is beyond embarrassing, please stay far away from your father. You'll soon lose respect in ur family if this continues. Its time to stand your ground as a man.
ReplyDeleteLmao! This is an expensive joke right? This is the weirdest and funniest thing i've heard this year. Oga this is beyond embarrassing, please stay far away from your father. You'll soon lose respect in ur family if this continues. Its time to stand your ground as a man.
ReplyDeleteWhhhaaattt!!! Hold him to a fight man to man next time he tries such, aha.
ReplyDeleteMr man, so you think BVs will advise on what to do? Omo, your everything is in your hands, no one can help you make your decision.
ReplyDeleteThink of your kids and wife, what do you think goes on in their mind when these beatings are going?
Its obvious you are a big push over because if you are not I wonder why you are scared of talking with your Dad man to man, eye ball to eye ball.
Better think of what to do to stop this shameful beatings besides must u stay with him in Ph?
The world we live in is not like those shows we watch on TV. Some Dads are really difficult to handle, abusive or horrible to be with. If you are unlucky and you got stuck with a terrible Dad, these steps might just help you understand and deal with it better.
ReplyDelete1. Accept that we don't choose our parents. If your Dad is abusive or not there for you in the way you need him to be-it can be very painful but it is not your fault. If anyone else had been in your place, he would have behaved the same. His behaviour is not a reflection of who you are - it has nothing to do with you. Understanding this fact is very important!
2. Release any guilt you feel by acknowledging that your Dad is not a good parent role model for you and your kids. There are many ways your father can be harmful to you. Is he physically abusive to you or your mother? Does he call you or other family members names, belittle and curse at them? Is he too strict or and just plain mean?
3. Understand it is not your problem other than you are forced to live and deal with him. If your Dad is an unhappy or weak person that does not make you the "cause" of it. You did not drive him to this behavior. He has created his own life and his own relationships with people. He might have been happy at one time but he is not now. This fact you can not change for him, no matter how much you might want to.
4. Avoid big, dramatic blow ups with him. It will get you nowhere if anything only make things worse. Your life just has to go on without him. You don't need to prove yourself or try to win approval from him. It will make you feel horrible and empty inside. Focus on the good relationships you do have with other people. The world is filled with nice people and your family who want good friend/dad and care about others.
5. Work hard at pleasing yourself in life. If you want money and you are already working then begin to save your money to become more independent.
6. Stay strong. Embrace your values and morals. Strive to be a good man for your wife and kids despite being dealt with an unhappy father.
7 Tell him. Tell your dad what's making you feel uncomfortable because of him. There will be a fair chance that he might change and try to make you feel happier. If your dad is not that kind of person (old habits dies hard), act a way that makes him feel that something isn't right about his own kid and he might think about changing a bad attitude or habit.
First timer
D earlier u rant d better no visit again dey ur lane. Lol
ReplyDeleteOsaluboha, how can you now call your wife for night duty after everybody has seen the thing dangling around in broad day light I dont know but if this story is true oooo. I think you know in your hart how to handle your problem.
ReplyDeleteSuper story!
ReplyDeleteNa wa o!!!
ReplyDeleteEh yah, one beautiful soul gave her hear to a M0r0n unknowingly.
ReplyDeleteFOr you Dad to beat you at 33, you have definitely not shown him any adult tendency.
Like seriously,its really unbelievable.My dad used to be a strict person as well but he is growing older and all that crap is wearing out.And he doesn't beat us just that he is over protective.At 33years,awww I can't deal..
ReplyDeleteI think you should let him know your frustrations and that u will stop visiting.I hope he won't raise his hand to beat your wife one day!Moreso,If you are the one taking care of your dad,i don't think he will have the guts to do all of this ish.I wonder why u always visit them sef.Call yourselves that should do..
And please you both need prayers cos it's so absurd...I wish you the best
Cheers
Oga poster, this is nonsense. You think your kids and wife will truly respect you if nothing is done Asap? This an insult to your person and manhood. WTF! I don't normally swear but this is rubbish. Have a candid conversation with him. Go visit him and make sure you don't spend the night there. Tell him to either stop this rubbish or he will never see you and your family again and will not be allowed into your house. If he comes visiting without permission, take him to a hotel and ship him back to his base the next day.
ReplyDeleteIt is bad enough to have your parents or a parent disrespect you this much, but to do this in front of your kids, wife and neighbours, you are better than this. Nobody should ever allow this.