Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narratives

Two narratives that will provoke two different emotions in you...one will definitely make you LOL.

Got a narrative?We got space!...lol

NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
50 YEAR OLD EASTERN NIGERIAN LADY NEEDS A HUSBAND.

''My name is Jade and i am constant visitor to your blog though i have not commented before. I have an issue bothering me for a while now and I want to share it because I believe that a problem shared is half solved.

I have a cousin  who is an only daughter, had 2.1 secretarial studies and was born in the year 1965 and will be clocking 50 next year the problem is she is not yet married. Please how can i help get her a man? we are Igbo's and you know what it means for her. At least someone who will respect her as a woman and look beyond the age. I need you and blog visitors to help advise me on what to do. She is not aware I am doing this but am her younger cousin I and am happily married. please help me''

*Did she tell you that she needs a husband?This is a nice move but abeg face your marriage and leave her alone.have you asked her if she wants a man?Some people are happily single oh....''

blog visitor oni ise!

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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO

BLOG VISITOR FINDS SOLUTION TO TACKLE CHEATING HUBBY.LOL

''hello Stella. How are you? I have a chronicle..lol. I am not really looking for advice per se as I have found a way to keep my sanity. Anyway, below is my 'tory.

I dated hubby for close to 3years, truthfully, the 1st 2years were OK, But I started noticing some negative sides after that, especially when we had started the marriage process, Phone calls, women,violent especially when other guys are involved but I never thought it would be so bad. I never cheated on him, he knows o, but he doesn't want me talking to guys, he says one thing will always lead to another. Anyhow, I discarded my male friends for him, I used to tell him everything, I was so open, up to the kobo in my acct. when I tried to break up with him then, and I did severally, the begging no be here, that's how it continued till I got pregnant and here we are today.

We got married, and then I started seeing something, he would lie, cheat, I fought, talked, cried, no changes. I complained to my mum, his mum,and sisters, they all said, that's how men are, just focus on yourself and your children, after all he takes care financially. And so I did that. I hardly use my money for anything in the house o, I collect from him, me on my own, am a bank now, I save and save and save, I did not know I could have such discipline.

I was doing buying and selling then, he was frustrating my business, cos I could not talk to men, when he would not stop cheating, I damned him, I put all my energy into my business, into looking for a job, into making myself more beautiful.All these,without his full knowledge,I would do my transactions,and save my money quietly.

He says we're Catholics, so I shouldn't use contraceptives, me I don't understand that billings method, when I saw his plan was to be keeping me pregnant and indoors always I went to do contraceptives without his knowledge.cos anytime any small job comes, he will screw me everyday, all the time, even when I say am not safe, he will not oblige.

I got a job for 130k, he said he didnt like it, complained, I called everybody to beg him o,he said that its either that job or the marriage. he provides financially, but I noticed he just wanted me to be dependent on him, and be inside the house so I refused. That period, we were fighting o, but he will screw me, all the time. He didnt know belle no go enter. eventually, I started the job, made friends, but unlike former me, my husband has no idea what happens in my office o, I do not tell him about my colleagues, bosses, increments, nothing. 

I now earn 250k, he still thinks its 130k, he has no idea how much am paid when I travel, I downplay everything to him, and so far, all the avenues he uses to fight me are closed.

One of my colleagues was starting a company, I invested 1m, am reaping the benefits so plentifully, my husband has no idea. In my office too, there are deals we do,my savings make me so proud, I think of my balance, and smile. My husband has no idea o. He thinks am still struggling to make a million, he is always teasing me and says '' this your 100k job that you cannot use the money for something big'' I go smile like Mumu.

I am tempted to buy a house, and be doing mortgage, I'll rent it out and be using that to pay, I have made enquiries, It's just at times, I wonder what is taking it too far, if it comes out, they will say I bought house or land without my husband's knowledge. I just keep fixing money in different banks, but I really want to invest in property, maybe the next big evil thing he does, I will gather mind, and make the down payment.

The new position in my office has been making me travel, hubby does not like it, he was asking me if I won't go and see a doctor, this one belle no dey enter, he wants another child, I say it will come, it's stress. We were at a supermarket last week, and one guy was hitting on me, I told him am a mother of two, the guy kept yarning, I pointed and said see my husband, the guy apologized and left, Oga was furious and said ''the first thing you should have said is you are married, not that you are a mother''. 

In church also,one of his friends was rubbing my palm and saying,''you don't look like who has given birth'' Oga was boiling. Since then, all I hear is why are you not pregnant yet? He went and bought me 'well woman' make I dey take supplements. I told him ''its stress, i am not happy, you clutch your phone like a child,I can't believe you anymore, too many lies, you'll rather go out and drink after work than come home,be playing with your single friends that don't know

 themselves'' he said ''its not that, you are not eating, see how you are losing weight, this work is stress, maybe you should stop it'' blah blah.

As for me, I am okay with my 2 children, I will continue to save and plan for the future I am not sure of. let him continue to carry girls. I am not happy my marriage is like this, I always wanted a happy home but seeing as I married a stubborn man who has decided to share his dick, what else can I do?

I cannot cheat, that will not bring me joy, God forbid my children hear such things about their mother tomorrow. So, all I do now is church, children, and work. When the thing too much for me, and I cannot cope, I go put one pikin for left hand, the other one for right hand, dey go where I dey go''.

*Wow,woman with Solomons wisdom...your narrative is so funny i actually read it out to my friends last night when we went out for a drink.Stay smart and happy.