King of comedy Alibaba does not just know how to create laughter,he can teach you a thing or two about life...and love.
What you are about to read is his 101 concerning love matters and I totally agree with him.
Some of us take love and falling in love for granted and when the cookie grumbles we look for the ''fall guy''.
Enjoy and learn...It is free!
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Did you learn anything that you will start practising right now?
Do you disagree with his school of thought?
Hahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI love that babe that said she can never say no to Dangote
Lmao
I'm with u on this
No for what?
You mean u are for sale?
DeleteYou mean u are for sale?
DeleteMr Alibaba is a wise man.
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Make Dangote or Otedola ask me out make I say no? Mba nu..everyother thing he wrote, I agree
ReplyDeleteEven if they've other xters dat u don't like? That's why I keep saying ladies usually see some bad signs b4 marriage but dey'll all come here claiming 'he changed overnight'. U'll see d handwriting CLEARLY on d world but d love of money usually reigns supreme......................then the sob story follows...
DeleteWhat other characters? They are married so how's that my headache?
Delete@MzAnon, ur comment simply means you would not say NO to money, not necessarily Dangote or Otedola. There are many rich singles you know. I think dats y d anon made dat comment
Deletei agree! but ermmmm...that money aspect, mba nu! love without money is dead!
ReplyDeleteSeconded @bloglord. If I hear say I no put his financial status into consideration... oriegwu
DeleteGbamest!!!
DeleteHehehehehehe
DeleteHmmmm brings out book n biro, noted.
ReplyDeleteLOl...we have heard.Also to the LADIES don't forget to suck his dick every morning,cuz if u dont............
ReplyDelete"A blow-job a day keeps d divorce attorney away"
DeleteHow about the guy giving you the head everyday.
DeleteThatIgbobabe isi gini biko?
DeleteBlow job every morning?
As in every morning?
Jesus!
This must be story for the gods!
Is dick my toothbrush that I have to have it in my mouth every morning?
Hian!
If it's like that, I no marry again biko.
Unu anukwanu akuko bikonu?
You think it's easy sucking someone's private part. Have you forgotten unrine and slimy sperm comes out of there?
The mere thought of giving blow job every damn morning is a big turnoff.
I'm feeling sick already.
I can't deal mehn.
The horror!!!
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!
*Spits*
*Pukes*
*Faints*
*Dies*
69¡! My favorite something. Yummy!!!
DeletePS. Love you More AdaDiUraNma.
#Hot Ice.
He makes a whole lot of sense. Tested & tried rules that work.
ReplyDelete'money should not be the reason you are with anyone' no be for runs girls & babes that marry their grandfathers.
Correct
ReplyDeletenice one from him...not yet in a relationship though
ReplyDeleteTrue talk
ReplyDeleteI don hear
ReplyDeleteOdiegwu!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis one don become love doctor.
#peelsgroundnut
Why are all these rules directed only at women hian. This relationship thing affects both men n women you know. Men should also work at their relationship. Ali park well biko.
ReplyDeleteYep,learning to cook isn't rocket science neither is it gender restricted...
ReplyDeleteGbam!
DeleteStella I wnt 2 b helpin u out wit international news Frm evry site I cud name of..bt dnt no wher I wil b sendin u d link or d post 4 u 2 repost?abeg jst let me no cus I wnt 2 help u wit international news
ReplyDeleteThanks darling. Send to the two email addresses on my blog homepage. Make i go chop abeg
DeleteHahahahahahaha I love you Stella!
DeleteSending your kisses to the two email addresses as well.
Betty.
Stella pls, let's do it on ur Fb page.emailin u wil b litle difficult.
DeleteDaalu @october january
DeleteUnless u wnt jst d links 2 each stories
Delete4 Godsake cn we leave dis international news alone. Why not keep going 2d source u get dem from on ur own? Even if she posts it ere, u kno u will still visit dt ur source. GezzzzzzZzzzZzzzzz
DeleteAnon 1:03pm, thank you.
DeleteANGELRAY SAID
ReplyDeleteBros I hope u practice what u preach.
Totally agree. The sayings of a wise man.
ReplyDeleteLearnt many,most especially saying wat is eating me up inside, I no wan die troway! Lol. Hubby calls me "onu ntu"(pointed nail mouth) each time I wear a longface n pouted lips allover d house. Don't like spilling all, I just serve evryone watery Semovita moulds or non-peppered soup. Shikena. Dem dey understand.
ReplyDeleteBros Ali in case ur reading, many will be in d Cathedral for d Friday Nite programme cos of You and Sis Chinyere Udoma.
Pls keep up oo. D Diaz is set. We ar ready. See ya.
Xhlrted p
Lmao @ watery semovita moulds! U gotta love passive aggressiveness!
DeleteOkay, Noted.
ReplyDeleteAdvice taken.
ReplyDeletei can never say "No" to Dangote too when am not mad.. The only thing i see here is learn how to cook it not rocket science.... The rest are story for the gods!
ReplyDeletehe is absolutely right. and most of it is working for me.alhamdulillah
ReplyDeleteLol @ that reply to 'money should nt be the reason why you are with anyone' . To Dangote; oh well I won't say yes but then again I won't say no.
ReplyDeleteThere is no written rules anywhere for a successful marriage. It only takes 2 people who are WILLING to make it work.
ReplyDeleteYour head dey intact Swerve.
DeleteBetty
Gbam
DeleteGbam! I totally agree with you.
DeleteIn a nut shell, It takes tolerance, patience, understanding and Love.
i totally agree with Bros Ali,all the single and married,take note,becos i don write my own down somewhere,i go read am like say na 5000 unit course.
ReplyDeleteSo true,but it doesn't work 4 all.....I wonder y is only women dat tries to make a relationship work.
ReplyDeletePoverty knocks on the door, love flies out through the window..Money is important to a great extent o.
ReplyDeleteBut he nailed most of the points.
Thank you Alibaba.
Ali baba is one to talk.
ReplyDeleteAfter what he did to Patricia Leon?
Mary was busy having kids with him while he was married to Patricia Leon from T&T. That is adultery!
He rode on her fame and fortunes to get in the spotlight. Is it fair that he used her? NO
He should just Shut the fuck up for once!
Stella, kindly check the facts and put yourself in Ms Leon's shoes!
Post my comment O! Truth has to be told!
No mind Alibaba.
Deletestella u dey go chop by this time u no dey watch ur weight? hahahahhahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletealibaba, your wife must be in owo soup ah ahn y is it errthang that is directed at a woman in a rship?Is a woman the only party in a rship? Women will commit suicide one day cos of men.Woman bath, brush teeth, wash ur vjay jay,give him space, attend to him, have sex with him.Lets be realistic here when the woman is doing all this what do u men do? sit around and have mistresses?No matter how a woman does all this as long as a man is not willng all this is crap in the end. Ali baba i think when u focus on talking to the men folk this world will better.But until then keep this advice cos we have had enough of it.God bless u.
ReplyDeleteYou can do all this and more for most of them and they still won't be satisfied.
ReplyDeleteStella Start international news oo! CNN quoted Linda Ikeji via if what she posted. Linda Ikeji is recognized internationally n locally, even good luck reads her blog. Pls I love u Stella and also want u to shine Biko
ReplyDeleteSo?
DeleteI agree with him completely though they aint new to us. I love that aspect of being a good human when relating with others. Making sense
ReplyDelete@ thatigbobabe, must ladies such d**k? Is that a therapy for a healthy relationship? I don't agree
ReplyDelete@ Swerve, I love your comment
ReplyDeleteIhe anyi machakwa!
ReplyDeleteWe know all these things before Mr Ali.
Thanks anyway.
Shikena! He just wanted to upgrade the amount of tWeet he has
DeleteSome pple are still going to context this. And he's so onpoint wit his writeup. As trivia as those words,they are very important. Especially the part he spoke abt affection in in public and compliment ur partner. That part is common wit men. And they are good in showing mistresses affection and complimenting them. Hmmmmmm may God help marriages IJN AMEN!!!
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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True talk alibaba, yu make sense die nobi lie.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
@Moi i do local news and nothing will change that..international news will be posted here if it makes sense.I call the shots and no one can force or push me into news i cannot relate with.
ReplyDeleteIf good luck reads the other blog ,i am so happy and elated that he does..however i do know for a fact that PEOPLE WHO MATTER read this blog and that is all that matters to me.
If my blog can save one life,change one life,put a smile on one face,i applaud myself.
I am happy for progress and anyone caught in its whells...
that said,please face the news here and stop bickering.I LOVE YOU TOO
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DeleteGbaaaaaammmmeeeesssstttt!
DeleteYes o swerve it takes two sane people to make it work
ReplyDeleteStory! Bottomline is, any man that doesnt have the fear of God will still stray... abeg i don tiya for all the preaching directed at women when its the men with the issues!
ReplyDeleteGive Magical a break! Alli Baba
Story! Bottomline is, any man that doesnt have the fear of God will still stray... abeg i don tiya for all the preaching directed at women when its the men with the issues!
ReplyDeleteGive Magical a break! Alli Baba
stella carry go joor! don't mind i dey ur back. international news ko local news ni.
ReplyDeleteI agree with all he has said, 90% of this has helped in my relationship and we are going strong.
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting this Stella
Stella Stella, this ya Isoko blood stubbornness no dey let you see road. Moi no talk bad nah, you wan begin fight!!!! Learn to take criticism well, its no biggie. Relax girl. Go and have a good German beer with hubby and relax...ok.
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