The question asked here might crack your ribs but please do not laugh!
ITCHY BLOKOS
Please don't publish my details, abeg!
My own na small issue shaa, it may sound funny but serious... My d*ck just dey scratch me, not the surface or flesh but inside, perhaps the urinary tract up to the tip. Abeg wetin fit be the cause?
If it itches you,dance shoki aaanh...
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA..Please forgive me for laughing...OMG,is this Tuesday laughs?
U don carry skelewu
ReplyDeletePls bvs my six weeks old daughter always throws up after eating wat cud be the cause. I do exclusive breastfeeding.....am at d hospital now but will like to hear from experinced mum me am a first time mum....thanks
DeleteHahahaha hahahaha skelewu indeed lmao
DeletePoster go and see a Doctor.
DeleteUrine M/C/S and
Urethra swab will be among the list of tests you will be asked to do.
Try not to overfeed your baby. Did they tube down your baby's throat when he was born? If so it can irritate baby's throat making them to throw up after feed. My 10 yrs old daughter was like that from abt 4days old baby till 6yrs old. I complained several times to the her GP in London but his normal response was "it's normal" without any medication. It wasn't easy back then especially if she ate anything after 6.30pm, she would definitely threw up at the middle of the time. I had to change bed sheet every night till when she turned to 6yrs old and God performed wonders. Same thing happened to my neighbor as well and her daughter stopped at 6yrs as well. Hopefully yours will not be this long.
Deleteget help in d hosp fast.it cld be u.t.i and d earlier u treat urself, d better.and make sure u use a condom if u r not married or treat ur wife as well if u r married.
ReplyDeleteits not funny stells.dats his own sincere way of describing his symptoms
Some of you know the cause of your problems but still want to ask questions, oga,you have infection the earlier you treat yourself the better for you! Rush down to the hospital and get treated bfore u bgin distribute the thing!u hear?
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaooooo.... Bros, wetin yu and ur doodie dey always dey do abeg, talk true abeg.
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Lwkmd.... Let's wait for the doctors but wait ooo.... Hope you no follow for people wey dey wear boxers for days #justasking#
ReplyDeleteLWKMD! Shoki na remedy again?
ReplyDeleteC ur Dr asap
ReplyDeletehahahhahahhahhahhahahhahahahahahahah i can't stop laughing ooooo. na corocoro be dat nah.
ReplyDelete*Scratching my head* Itchy dick???!!! *still scratching my head*…Nah wa!
ReplyDeletebuahhahahahhahahahhah @ dance shoki.
ReplyDeleteguy check your hygiene.
u de wash your boxers so? hope u dont wear it for a week before washing?
cleaniliness! cleanliness! say NO to dirty boxers.
OMG! This got me rolling on d floor...see bashing!
DeleteLolz...I no know oooo
ReplyDeleteD cause? U stuck it into too many holes without protection. D solution? Visit your doctor, abi this place resemble medical centre? If symptoms persists, guy just free d thing dey scratch am dey go. E fit b d 'causer' of a new dance step. Maybe d new shoki abi shoki reloaded #side eyes#
ReplyDeleteHahahaha@ d scratch dey go
DeleteANGELRAY SAID
ReplyDeleteDance skelewu to the lab for gono test hehehehehehe kikikikiki, use a condom next time.
Whats funny about this?
ReplyDeleteEmeka I wanted to say same imagine. @poster go to your clinic and request to do MSU m/c/s. And urethral swab m/c/s. Though U/S is very painful but you will get tangible result. All the best and sometimes don't be such a lazy lass and keep bringing your health issh here.
DeleteNa you abi? Talk true
DeleteLolz u guys won't kill sombori!
DeleteBros no vex hahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletePls see a Dr very fast before it worsen
And also tell the woman/women in ur life to treat themself
* herself/themselves.
DeletePele. Go and bath and it will stop.
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bitchplis! This ur profile picture Na die. Lol.
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Alloy,nothin dey dia na...na ordinary painting..if u dey read any meanin to it,den u need to cleanse ur mind
DeleteChineke Leee kwa ooh !
ReplyDeleteInfection to the core run to your doctor if you get one I can freely refer you to Dr. Agwo.Turu.Mbe 1 of SDK blog.
please as you dey run dey go ,no say hi to any babe at all.... cause any of them carry high risk of getting infected...
Biko run, e gbule oge (North West Time in Stella's voice)
Me too 'let me pick race joooooooor !
Haahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha choi dis is very funny I swear.
ReplyDelete@ emeka collins i was wondering the same thing.. i dont see anything funny here.. oga abeg go hospital go treat urself. when you were putting your dick in every hole did you ask for help
ReplyDeleteIt's "ikwa ri kwa ta". Go get treatment guy. D Doctors are waiting. Goodluck.
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abeg doctors help me too oh. my own is that my vagina is itching or tingling me. with a foul smell and little discharge. I have been using a lot of soap in there while bathing but I've stopped as I heard it's not good.. I have a dildo too which I keep clean afer every use. abeg help me. and yes I'm already ashamed. don't cuss me oh
ReplyDeleteNne, nothing is 'tingling' you, it's rather ticking you. Have you been to your doc? I'm sure that is d first and right thing to do. You have an infection and you need to carry out some tests. Who knows, maybe your dildo cheated on you #lwtmb#. We have treated itchy kpekus on this blog too many times. Google itchy tohtoh sdk or itchy vagina sdk.
DeleteJizoz! Epic reply! Lolz
DeleteNo alarm for cause, it is ICE cream that is about to exude ur PR**K. Just immerse your PR**K in water missed with a lot of ATARODO and ATAWEWE (hot and spicy pepper),you will be fone and most probably thank me later.
ReplyDeleteRotfl......
Delete#Its official# this blog is therapy for depression. Hahahahaha...
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Bwahahhahaha! You want him to jo ijo shina ehn!
DeleteBwahahhahaha! You want him to jo ijo shina ehn!
DeleteLMAO
DeleteOrisirisi!
ReplyDeleteJust dumping all sorts on this blog.
ReplyDeleteLOL...comments on this blog are just too funny. i dey laugh like craze person sometimes. SDK welldone
Infection dude
ReplyDeleteYou don carry jombo.
ReplyDeleteOne should not take this itchy stuff as a joke...i no dey use ear hear infection...pls go and find out the name for this internal itch...
ReplyDeleteYou don enter wrong market...... Oya see your doctor asap. No go chemist o
ReplyDeleteits obvious you have an infection, you should get yourself treated asap. Little issh like this, you bothering Stella and her BV's. Mumu
ReplyDeleteI have been having high temperature. it fluctuates. atimes it gets really hot but after a while it reduces on its own.i jst treated malaria and typhoid and I was even admitted and I took drip.i also made sure I finished all my drugs. I also av another complain.any time I make love with my husband and I go to the bathroom to wash up I always notice that the sperm alwaya pours out. I jst married and I am trying 2 conceive so I dnt knw if o shld b worried about this
ReplyDeleteWhen next u make love with ur hubby plz dont be too fast to wash up, Nfact raise ur legs over to ur head for some mins b4 u wash up! It only takes a drop to get u fertilized not d whole sperm! Good luck. As for ur fever, maybe u are being stressed, get some rest.
DeleteBabes next time u make love to ur husband, try standing on the wall upside down, that way the sperm will stay in. Thank me in 9mths
DeleteU stil dey ask weda u go wori? Abeg rush go hospital. If dat sperm cntinue 2 dey pour out! U no go get belle o
DeleteI think as regards the high temperature thingy,,u still have to go back to d hospital. I believe there's an underlying issue.
DeleteAs per semen coming out of vjay after love making, i advice that u stay in bed for a while (lying on ur back) after sex. i mean dont stand up immediately. If it persists,pls see a doctor.
It normal for some of the sperm to come back out once you stand up or walk a little. To increase your chances, keep some baby wipes next to your bed for wiping and keep your legs up.
DeleteIt only take one fast swimmer, goodluck.
Sorry poster, seek medical attention fast before it becomes too much of a deal
ReplyDeleteSorry o...
ReplyDeleteYou have the obvious..a possible infection. Please go for a test and get treated before any further complications...instead of going to the hospital, you choose to come here to be ridiculed. Na wa
ReplyDeleteThis could be very serious than what we could see.pls go and see a doctor for a proper check up
ReplyDeleteStraight Up Guy, u get Gono! Dance like wounded masquerade now enter hospital see your dokita NOWWWWW
ReplyDeleteWetin wey dey sweet, dey kill as well. if u throw caution through the window into the air,na the result u don get so!"Ighotago" *In Phyno's voice*
Counting down to my Great Britain Hols!
Na wa o. Sorry bro. U r healed IJN
ReplyDeleteSister! Let's stop deceiving ourselves, either he was sleeping around and got infected or he's been careless with his hygine.
DeleteMy point! Jesus no dey when he dey screw babe without protection, even the Bible preach of hygine o.
Sister! Let's stop deceiving ourselves, either he was sleeping around and got infected or he's been careless with his hygine.
DeleteMy point! Jesus no dey when he dey screw babe without protection, even the Bible preach of hygine o.
Tolu MzT u dey velzzzz oh
Deleteΐ join anty sterra laff.....ure infected...na better infection u don carry so...am sure say na stapfylokokos or gonoria u don catcth so....go submit urslf and Ʊ® sexual partners for medical screening.......(Enemuwe thelma)
ReplyDeleteΐ join anty sterra laff.....ure infected...na better infection u don carry so...am sure say na stapfylokokos or gonoria u don catcth so....go submit urslf and Ʊ® sexual partners for medical screening.......(Enemuwe thelma)
ReplyDeleteΐ join anty sterra laff.....ure infected...na better infection u don carry so...am sure say na stapfylokokos or gonoria u don catcth so....go submit urslf and Ʊ® sexual partners for medical screening.......(Enemuwe thelma)
ReplyDeleteΐ join anty sterra laff.....ure infected...na better infection u don carry so...am sure say na stapfylokokos or gonoria u don catcth so....go submit urslf and Ʊ® sexual partners for medical screening.......(Enemuwe thelma)
ReplyDeletewhere you carry the d**k enter? How many holes you don't enter? Giving your life to the Lord Jesus and reading the word of God will give you peace brother!
ReplyDeletePls, go and treat yourself fast.
ReplyDeleteBros , don't worry . Is just bed bugs that found their way up there . What you will do is light a candle , place the snake on top and steam it till it turns red . Then hold it like you are about to pee and keep hitting it on a hard surface till the bug falls out dead since you don't know is infection .
ReplyDeleteBiko nke egwu gaa , visit a doctor if you still want to father children before that thing turns to decoration o !
Lmao! Laff wanna finish me hia! Choi, that was cruel, lol!
DeleteHahahaha...you wan render the snake useless be that@ bedbug
DeleteKai! Kai!!! Kai!!!!! Blood of God!!
DeleteLord have Mercy. Decoration loun loun. You're cray already
Pls go to hospital immediately coz such infection can make a man STERILE. MAY YOUR BLOKUS NEVER TURN TO A THING OF DECORATION coz fathering children from it is very important. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteWhy u dey fear to go whisper to a doctor, u wan dash yr partner the itchy? Docs plenty, go see them o.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ all the comments!!! Dude, you have an infection. Get treated ASAP and be kind enough to tell the woman (or women) in your life so they can get treated as well. Otherwise you'll end up catching it again. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteBv pls help, for the past 4months I only saw my period once. And I haven't been sexually active for like 5months now. So far, I havn't noticed any infection, my vagina is normal with the normal discharge and I feel perfectly healthy. Please is this normal? My doctor frnd told me its not unusual 4 ladies that have never gotten pregnant to have irregular menstrual cycle but I am scared. Pls help. God bless.
ReplyDeleteUr doctor is right, but just to be sure, go see a gynaecologist who will send u for lab investigations mainly hormonal assay, ultrasound scans to rule out pcos. I had irregular menstruation when I was single but am currently pregnant.So no cause for alarm.just do the necessary.
DeleteUse kerosene take rub am ehn...
ReplyDeletedo that twice daily,morning and night..
nothing wey kerosene no fit cure
My friend carry yourself go the nearest hospital..u get'kuruno'
Go to hospital jor.
ReplyDeletepls i need help, i want to know if traditional herbs can cure low sperm count, ive been using drugs prescribed by to doctor for more than a year now, buh no how, i need to know were i can get potent agbo and i also need to know if it will cure lowsperm count, i need help pls, im dying inside, no one to confide in, n i dont want to loose my wife, pls someone help,i need advice, no money for ivf oooo, and my prayer is that it doesnt come ti ivf ...... i need advice help pls.
ReplyDeleteSo sincere. One of the most touching comments I've read here. I felt for you especially when you said you're dying inside with no one to confide in and that you don't wanna loose your wife. I pray that God will visit you and heal you. Please always confide in God and in your wife. If anyone can help this guy, please do and God will surely bless you.
DeleteSo sorry about your situation but don't lose hope. Kehinde afe mentioned in previous post about sperm friendly food. You might want to look for that post. As for agbo, I'm not for herbal mixtures but do more research OK. If I see anything interesting I will post it here.
DeleteLook for Kehinde Ake on facebook, then inbox him, I'm sure he can help
DeleteGo to general hospital u wud b place on drugs for 3 or 6 months Bt u can publish it as a story on sdk u wud get answers , it's common n ppl have kids
Deleteoh dear! your comment got to me.
Deleteif you are in the u.k, please get the drug 'proxeed plus'.
i assure you, your story will change.
you can get someone to buy it for you or check Amazon site, you can order it from there.
i wish you well.
@human beings sef! Give them an arm and they take a leg. Make una no go see dr if ur blokos n punani dey itch una. come here come dey ask SDK yeye question. SMH.....
ReplyDeletepls i need help, i want to know if traditional herbs can cure low sperm count, ive been using drugs prescribed by to doctor for more than a year now, buh no how, i need to know were i can get potent agbo and i also need to know if it will cure lowsperm count, i need help pls, im dying inside, no one to confide in, n i dont want to loose my wife, pls someone help,i need advice, no money for ivf oooo, and my prayer is that it doesnt come ti ivf ...... i need advice help pls.
ReplyDeleteIt's a simple Micromonas infection...it's an STI and can be cured by using antibiotics...ask your pharmacist
ReplyDeleteAunty Stella, pls I want you to help share with blog visitors what Natura remedies can I take to avoid miscarriage. It's happening the 2nd time. Tanx
ReplyDeleteSorry my sister it is well, take heart be strong and get an experienced obyn/gynae to rule out all possible physical causes. Face GOD in this matter spiritually and ensure mentally you are strong. Be blessed.
DeleteEayya the man with low sperm count ur comment touch me! yes agbo can cure low sperm count that's if u get the real one or better still luk for ijew women those pple sabi drugs no be small, one agbo woman gave me agbo for my sister son that has pile ever since dan no more pile, u can send me ur email let me ask the woman if she can give agbo for low sperm count or beta still go to ajegunle ask for ijew woman she do give that too, is not yet for for IVF pls beside the IVF is not guarantee it may work it may not work. so use herbal (agbo) for it. wish u all the best.
ReplyDeleteFellow bvs abeg I also need help too...I just started talking in my sleep all of a sudden (something I never used to do) so so confused..its really embarassing to have my boyfriend tap me discreetly in d nyt so I can stop talking n disturbing his sleep. Pls any ideas as to what could be d cause n things I could do to stop it? Thanks
ReplyDeleteToo much play, activity and talking in real life can cause it
DeleteYou have been initiated into d ogbanje world. Get ready to fly @ 12 midnight, you shall be @ hogwort's tonight. HeheHehehehehehhahahahahahahhohohohohohehehehhahahahahahahhohohoho
DeleteHehhhehhhe you must be very playful
DeleteYour own case is for MFM not for doctor's.
Delete@Anon 11:38am, that thing your baby does (throwing up after each feed) is called Possetting, the valves in her throat that helps to keep food down isn't mature yet so it's nothing to worry about, it happened with my 2nd daughter, it'll stop when he or she is about 4months. But if she cries, squeezes and coughs persistently he should be checked for REFLUX...
ReplyDeleteGo see ya doc. ASAP!!!
ReplyDeletestella babe,could u pls drop my phone no for the lady with fever at intervals. it will distort her fertility i had that issue for years with no help in view n it eventually lead to something bigger than could hv been anticipated, n all d doctor could tell me was that there were sorry.i found a solution for it even thought it was late. will drop my email n phone no in ur mail box.udofia
ReplyDeletereally? now I am scared..so what should I do??
Deletethanks guys 4 the advice, Godbless you plenty, i will try the ijaw women, in ajegule. stella pls you can post my predicament on lowsperm count in doctors section, so i can get more options. Godbless us all plenty.one love.
ReplyDeletethanks guys 4 the advice, Godbless you plenty, i will try the ijaw women, in ajegule. stella pls you can post my predicament on lowsperm count in doctors section, so i can get more options. Godbless us all plenty.one love.
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