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Saturday, December 06, 2014

Saturday Laughs Don Land!



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HAPPY Saturday!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I EVEN PREFER THE TWO UP



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ACTUALLY AFTER TODAY IT IS THREE SATURDAYS LEFT.

SHOKI ANNNNNNNH
SHOKI ANNNNNNH
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A HOE IS A HUMN BEING AND SOME ARE MARRIED TO BILLIONAIRES
AND PRESIDENTS.LMAO!

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THIS CHILD WILL BE A GOOD BUSINESS MINDED PERSON....SEE
AS E SHINE EYES FOR MONEY AT THIS AGE.HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

LMAOOOOOOO


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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
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POLITICIANS ARE BEHAVING LIKE AN INSANE BECAUSE OF A
POLITICS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA BUT SORRY I WOULD
RATHER BE PROPOSED TO WITH A BOWL OF AMALA.GOAT MEAT WITH BODY ODOUR AND GBEGIRI
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH NA MOTOR PERSON GO CHOP?

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ALTERNATIVELY TO BE SURE,MAKE YOU SNOOP DOGGY DOGGY!.


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SHOUTOUT TO SHOKI AAANH RECHARGE CARD HOUR FASTEST FINGERS




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ROACHES GIVE HEAD?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHOEVER DID THIS GOD
IS WATCHING YOU OOOH.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOO




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LOL

SOOO TRUE.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOME WILL AGREE
HERE AND DO THE OPPOSITE IN REALITY.






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I JUST SENT TEXT..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

LMAO!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AN INVITATION TO ALL THOSE SEEKING PEPPERSOUP AND WANTING TO WORSHIP GOD SAME TIME.
MAY YOUR TESTIMONY LOCATE YOU IN JESUS NAME.




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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA''G-A-D''!

HEHHEHEHHEHEHE@CICKEN

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THE DENTIST WHO TOOK OUT MY TOOTH WAS A WOMAN,WHAT SHOULD I HAVE HELD UNTO?







FACT -If a guy walks into a pharmacy with a humble/sorry face, and greets everyone, including his junior. just know he wants to buy condom!


hehehehehehehehe.

Sorry for delivering late..lol

wested ya time?okay na SDK wetsing time since 1900.
have a great day...the cold here is something else.


73 comments:

  1. Lolzzz...naija no dey carry last

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    1. U did not west my tym.
      U go fear undelivered text message o
      Click Here to visit my page

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    2. I ate an easter Egg because i'm sexy like that :D

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    3. Hahahahahaha.

      Choi @ undelivered message.
      Double barrel tins.

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    4. U did not waist my time LMAO

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    5. Stella,if dem quit me from my suburbian estate,na you go relocate me o. See me dey laff wake up neighbours!I hate your 'chameleonic'~ bat~woman tactics of tickling my fanciful in the name of funny photos!. Love em subtitles!

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  2. The person that did the hausa,igbo,yoruba and edo girls pix is sick. So na edo girls con fine pass?

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    1. Pls n pls stop forcing the poor boy to take off sdk blog boo, off his name. He wanted it, that why he added it. If anybody has a problem make them jump inside river jare. He is SDK BLOG BOO.
      Can't deal with people taking PCM for another persons headache.

      ClickHere to visit my blog

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    2. No mind the person. Him no dey see well.
      That one of no Love no Sex sweet me reach bone. Love ko Hate ni.
      If you ain't got money don't ask for sex, finito

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  3. Stella you should have held the dentist nipples firmly.lol
    You didn't waste my time.

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  4. Quite hilarious..my first laugh in days..

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  5. Dat guy's msg to his friend got me laffing like a loon ...hehehehehehehehe
    '..talkin to ur wife n banged her....n ur daughter'

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    1. CHEERS to all the gilted ex tht think it over when it isnt over yet.. it took God 6days to create the world.. 3week is tomuch for God to make their wedding dreams come thru.lol.

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  6. Lol
    Aunty stells thank you maam

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    1. Stella anything can still happen within the next 3 Saturdays in the year oh!
      Ahhhn shoki
      Thanks Iphie dearie for the explanation.

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  7. I just pee pee on my paent!!
    That yoruba translation is epic!!
    @ Baba osho! No. Mind em ee, we go mind our business!! ,d tha nigga with sagged trouser!!
    All of them is so hilarious! OmG!!

    Ehen! Abeg person wey do those ladies pics must be from EDO!! Guy u wucked o

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  8. I am shirtless with a homo cos hoes keep stealing my tacoes??????? *raised brows*

    Oxygen&Mg!!!!
    yollywood will not kee me o
    .....an bat.... chameloeonic in nature, lmfao

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  9. Thanks stella u made my day...

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    1. I really like the one of sex and money. Yes Edo girls are very beautiful.

      Please click on my name for your virgin hair that lasts.

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  10. Hahahaaaaaaaaaa.....
    Thanks SDK!!!...
    Here 2 in UK Is really cold, my comfort is Hot H2O bottle, Dark chocolate & a flask of green tea...

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  11. Laughing like never before.hahahoho

    Visit #www.teenagerta.blogspot.com

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  12. Laughing like never before.hahahoho

    Visit #www.teenagerta.blogspot.com

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  13. Hahahahahahahhahahahah, as usual, laughing all the way, representing edo state o. Seriously o, I need money address o, make I mail am, e no green visit me again like before. Nice one stellz.

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  14. I needed... a glass of milk... because I have AMAZING boobs!

    Today laffs make sense jare.

    Dat baby with egusi soup face just make me hungry for naija food, e be like say I go enter Deira dis evening...

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  15. Lmao
    Goat meat with body odour is just d best.

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  16. Kai Stellosloviasky, I go choose Range over amala joo..whic kain u prefer amala to range as proposal..lol. My thyme north waisted.

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  17. Stewie Gilligan Griffin6 December 2014 at 13:51

    The "an bat with a chameleonic" whatever really got me.

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  18. hehehe osho baba,eveybody shuld mind their business...una don hear ,leave oshoimole alone.
    Honestly Edo ladies toh fine osheyy

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  19. hahahahahaha u did north west my time.


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  20. So funny,most especially the dentist and patient got me lol.

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  21. Lmao, I've been waiting for this bikonu.. Another funny set, all time favorite is the 'why are you acting like an bat that is chameleonic in nature' that gets me every freaking time..

    Love you mama :*

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  22. Lmaooooo... This cracked me up after my cousin brought out the worst in me.

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  23. Very funny.... I love the joke about lending mum money. I loaned my mom 200k to add to money to sell aso-ebi during a family function. the day i used style to ask her if she can repay me. na so my mama say if i ever ask her for that 200k again her blood pressure will increase. na so i tell am to rest ohhhh cus i nor want make the Bp increase and i really didn't need the money anymore self na just a little greed be make me ask her make i take drink COLD STAR

    I LOVE MY MOM 10X MORE THAN I LOVE MY SELF

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    1. Wish I have a mother

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    2. My mama dey do dat kain tin too hehehehehe

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    3. Whenever I borrow my parents money I'm so scared of asking for it, even if they decide to give it back fear no dey let me collect the money lol

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  24. I rep pretty edo babes!
    You north west my time stellz!

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  25. 15 dec and my colour is purple= I slept with an egg because am gay! Hahahahahahahaha stella dimo dimo kor kus kus u no kill me o.lol

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  26. I don laugh tire ohh especially d one at d bank saying na new yam festival him dey do for bank. Kai na wa oh

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  27. unu anukwanu ekesisi.maka umu nwoke.ekene kwamunu

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  28. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA….

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  29. Hahahahahaha.. If I commot for Jayem window today, make I hmmmm.... Lol..

    Thanks to SDK and all our suppliers of Saturday and Sunday laughs... I salute una

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  30. Time north wested. Hehehe I watched the yoruba movie that the girl was hoping the guy will perform his magic on her. I laff no be small. Shout out to Jayem, seem Australia cold has humbled her lately

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  31. As much as I like the pictures and msgs behind the laugh !!!!! I think the body odour and amala is quite wrong and it depicts my tribe wrongly ... Not everyone with body odour prepares amala .... Those other tribes with Ofe manu brains with have something to say

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    1. Please re-read what Stella wrote sir, "... goat meat with body odour..."
      Hope you didn't break a leg (or two) jumping to conclusions?smh

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    2. Lack of tribe esteem. Read well o. Nobody said anything about people with BO. It is the goat meat my friend that was being referred to. The stinkier the goat, the tastier it is. Now who is the tribalist.

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  32. Lollll. I especiall liked the sagging meme *quickly changes dp.

    HALEEMAH

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  33. Who still buys condoms from drug stores? Order a 12 pack from jumia hehehe.

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  34. Those movies translations ehn.

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  35. Loooooool my bele Oooooo. naaaaah u did north west my time

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  36. Time not wested oh.
    Have a good laugh.

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  37. Hahhahahahahhahahaha
    Oh my Days!
    I know who Sent d sagging jeans and the MTN Virgin......LMAO

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  38. I smoked with a homeless guy because I'm sexy like that..................lol.

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  39. I'm working today. I had a good laff though

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  40. Nice one madame Stellz... I need a toothbrush because I have double Ds?lmao!!!
    Zee

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  41. The tribal stuff is getting a bit too much week after week - there are a thousand and one other funny memes and pics. One Nigeria pls

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    1. @Ephi: these are just for laughs. Trust me, if there were Igbo, Hausa or any other tribes whose movie subtitles are these funny, we'd see them here... abi no b sdk again?
      Enjoy the humor bro/sis

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  42. Edo girls,we re just too much....inaede faith

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  43. Lmao! Just going through d pots I missed! Ur d best Stella!

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