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Saturday, December 13, 2014

SATURDAY LAUGHS


I have repented,the laughs came in early today!lol


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THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVE LAUGHS,TOO FUNNY.

BLOG VISITORS EKARO OOO




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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GOD FORGIVE ME FOR
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA,YOU HAVE
HEADACHE 'ODE MU KEROSENE NI''?

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SAY WETIN?FROM A PARICULAR AGE CHILDREN START HIDING THE MANHOOD SEF

YAM WITH VAYJAYJAY?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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I HAVE EATEN YAM IN OVER 5YEARS.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
SOKOTO-KANO
ABUJA-LAGOS
WARRI-ENERHEN
YOU WANNA SEE ME TOO?
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA THIS IS SO WRONG

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HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA I HAVE STOPPED IT OOOH
COS THE MINUTE I MAKE NEW YEAR RULES,I BREAK 'EM

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IT WILL HAPPEN THIS XMAS AT A LOCATION NEAR YOU.

HEHEHHE SO TRUE,I AM ALWAYS VERY QUIET WHEN I AM PISSED.
I DONT SAY A WORD,DONT WRITE A WORD,I JUST PLAN HEHEHEHE


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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA CAUGHT RED HANDED NI YEN!

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OMG OMG.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEE THE DRAWING OO


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OMG SEE POMO!






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HAPPENED TO ME HERE TWO YEARS AGO,I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN
RIPPED DENIM PANTS AND SINGLET TEE SHIRT AND ALL THE GIRLS HAD
DRESSES AND GOLD....I STOOD OUT SHA AND GOT ALL THE ATTENTION
PERSON THAT INVITED ME WORE A DESIGNER SUIT.

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LMAO

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MY NUMBER IS NU FAF WAN TIRI TU ZENO,TU ATE ZENO
#WAFFY THINGS

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OMG!

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HUH?SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS




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LMAOOOOOO..THIS IS UNPOSSIBLE!

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SOOOO TRUE

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE LAUGHED SO MUCH OOO,CANT DEAL.HAHAHAHAHA
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JAYMOORE'S LMAO LIST
Special list
Below are my special list I believe SDK should use for weekend freebies.
I allocate private jet (PJ) to SDK to enable her co-ordinate our ministry by 2015.

I want Mercedes G65 (2014) or 
Rolls Royce wraith 2014-2015

Mercedes S 430 (2014)- huh?i thought it was S 400?
Kehinde Ake 

BMW X6
Dr okechukwu 
Kcee
Stanley nwanze 
Bitchplis

Bentley.
Mrs Zulu 


Range Rover 2014.
Bloglord 
Ezenwanyi
GW
Sisi eko
Genny
Fab mum
Cakes Lulu grace
Manna Bee
Linda Eze 
Goldscent diamond 
Whirlwind
Iphie

Range Range sports 2014.
Irene B
Pinkshell 
Lovelace
Bunny
Chiadajesus
Onyii Asa 
Bianca Bruno 
Bootylycious diva
MOI
Queen Amy
Oliviasilk
Maimi
Charismatic Diva


Evouge. 
Rubynnia
Orela
Pat ogar
Uzochi onwunli
Pipi lee
Queen bee
Pink berry 

Acura ZDX.
Alloy chikezie
Eesah was here
Tony Ohaeri


Mini Cooper 
you are students you need a car you can afford its fuel.
Martins Aboy
And other young students.
@martins drop your email I will send you Christmas gift I read your comment days ago I felt sad.

To all invisible anonymous who curse others I send your Peugeot 505 and 404 (from 1973 models to 1980). If you come with change you receive new blessing from God.


To all the new names who took pain to register their id's the past weeks due to our up coming freebies, please be patient you get your gifts in 2020,after being part of our ministry, you need at least 5years to fully become a member. I can as well send Richard card as compensation yearly to you.


If your name is not mentioned and you celebrated last Christmas with us write your name below you will be considered on our freebies.

Sdk hope we still have cash after my list? Please bear with us if you don't receive your car, pray Baba God butter your bread to buy yours personally.


Remember to sow seed here when it happens also remember Pastor Jay Moore prayed for your breakthrough. 

.....AND THE PEOPLE SAID AMEN?
I CANNOT SAY AMEN TO THIS OOOH,I CAN ONLY PRAY FOR THEM TO BUY THEIRS.
WHY IS ONLY MRS ZULU ENTITLED TO A BENTLEY?



156 comments:

  1. Lol what type of car is that and this Mr macho bad gan o...lmao

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    1. LMAO my time was not wested

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    2. Hahhaah very funny collections as usual.
      U ddnt wested my time. Hehhehe
      Erm I want my range in midnight blue color
      *sideeyez

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    3. Lmaooo n I so much love range. Who go buy me the ride Jaymoore u dear? Winks

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    4. Tnx stella though stressed, I still smiled hard.
      Pastor Jaymoore weldone o


      *Rmn blessed*

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    5. Ahahahahh jay don crayyyy...

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  2. the dog postrating was really funny

    visit my blog

    www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com

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    1. Dey are all funny,saved some sef

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    2. Jaymoore kisses to u. But which one s range range sports? I ve not seen or heard about it b4 o. Lmao. Stella today's own s off da hook bwhahahhahahahahahaha.

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    3. Hahahaahahahahahahahaha LWKMDM *virgin Kit*!!
      Jaymoore thanks for the shout out, make I go re-negotiate with baba God, I bin they fast and pray for Toyota venza, as u elevate me so, I claim it...

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  3. Saturday Laughs making sense since October 1, 1960.

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  4. Ahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahhahaha, can't stop laughing..sooo rock...

    Son of Solomon

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  5. Abeg Stella me shout amen o...lol....this na really prophesy..
    Abeg I laff wella..downloaded some fir keepsake

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  6. Lol that goat and father christmas cracked me up

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  7. *original comment vanished*

    So, great jokes as usual. Thank you laugh providers for making my Saturday and thank you SDK for welcoming me back in this hilarious way *winks*

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  8. I can't find my name there maka Y?

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  9. Dat follow back got me lol...
    @jay moore,don't worry about d bmw x6..I just 15k...u can send it directly to my mechanic's account n I'm ok for xmas

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  10. lol..stella now dat i have become visible..make i still drive PEUGeOT?

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  11. Hahahaha I can't stop laughing!

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  12. Loool. That yam with vijayjay is something else.

    Shouting a big amen in anticipation of my new ride, abi naa.

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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  13. D mecho don catch a good maga...na me go buy rice n chicken for his family dis xmas

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  14. Goodmorning stella,goodmorning blog readers. Pls treat me well

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  15. Sm of us have been here a very long while o. since 2013 sef. we jst rarely comment ni o and its became hard commenting on d blog using name iD et anon. I had to go dig up my gmail password. Ko easy rara. Consider us too oh. I'm a faithful follower. Lolol.

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  16. lol..stella now dat i have become visible..make i still drive PEUGeOT?

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  17. lol..stella now dat i have become visible..make i still drive PEUGeOT?

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  18. Pastor Jaymoore why u no mention my name na, been here for over two years o.......lol. Funny laughs, i already saved some.

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  19. Abeg, who be Tony Ohaeri? I need to know o.
    Plz reply let me know how you got 'D name'
    *Side eyes*

    Bestest laugh ; this could be us but God forbid. mehn the couple worworism na diee, whew!





    *Ayah Shehu*

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  20. is okay funny o

    segregation



    #teamDec14

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  21. The one with the pastor's wife eyeing fat tithe? Hahahahahahahaha

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    1. That is ehee dat one got me real bad, Lmao!

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  22. Buhahaha!! GW are you seeing Jaymoore's list!! Choi! Like he knows...full option nwanne!.Amen someborri ooooh

    Lmao@upzip your trouser and show your mother your manhood...

    Stella that joke about your mom calling from downstairs and her voice telling you not to go from upstairs should be categorised under house of horrors!! That's some scary shit!

    I loved all the laffs menn! Loaded!

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    1. Amen amen n amen ooooo!
      Chop Kiss Jaymoore!
      Indeed,u are d son of ur father!

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  23. LMAO!!! Hilarious stuff! Oh my days!!! Thanks a lot, Stells mi love. Laughter, indeed, is therapeutic .

    @ Iphie D; hello my delectable cuddly sugar bear, don't know if you saw my birthday wishes to you yesterday. I hope you enjoyed yourself thoroughly . #kissesandlotsofhugs.

    @ Genny B; Awwwww! My poor baby! How are you feeling today, my angel? Please get well soon. #e-kisses.

    @ BlogL; I condole with you on the passing of your friend. I know it stings at the heart but, when you think of all the pains she had to cope with, it's a tad comforting knowing she's at peace now, I reckon. Please take heart, honey. #e-bearhugs.

    I had to save the "best" for last...@JayM; really? Really? Sweetie, so I don't deserve a ride, no? Or is your plan to "appease" me with some substandard lackluster hamper basket? You must be kidding! From now on, no more English lectures for you. I'll go all vernacular on you unless...ok, I'll settle for Rolls Royce Wraith 2023 limited edition.

    To the rest of the blog family, I wish you all a restful weekend.#e-bear hugs

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    1. Mother of Moses!!

      I laffed so hard!! N saved so many!!
      Hahahahaha!!!!

      Ronalda my best friend on SDK. This one you are the first to comment today!! Lol.
      Please include Ronald on the Bentley list o!!


      Lmao. Wer my Range Rover Sports 2014???
      I claim it ooooooooooo!!!!
      Chai!!


      Funniest collection ever!!!
      To all the bvs that sent in these laffs may God bless y'all.


      Inih?? Pe-her. Lmao!!!

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    2. Oh my Ronalda!! I can gladly share my own ride with you ooh..you drive this week,il drive the next...
      hmmm I don't think I saw your. comment...I have been trying to meet up with my reading here..a lot of comments everyday! thank you my dear..God bless you

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  24. Cause Mrs Zulu na Jaymoore wife.
    My name aint on d list so amma write it
    Fyn Ijebu Chic
    What do I want?
    A good paying Job. Shikena!
    Merry Christmas y'all!!

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    1. LMAO @ all the laughs, it's always refreshing every sat. It's the season of giving o, no one should make anybody feel bad. If u win anything this period good for you no one should feel any less biko. People have been regular bvs but prefer to be under anonymous. Love this family like kilode. Prettywitty

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  25. Super funny Saturday laughs, very hilarious. * show ur mother ur manhood*

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  26. Stella....can't see my name o...God is watching you

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  27. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
    Lwkmd @ wat are you wearin...the whole armour of God....
    Lolllllllzzzzzzzz...
    *faithful BV enemuwe Thelma*

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  28. Jay Moore dont let me release some negative blessing into ur life. I cannot find my name on the list. That I am a native Doctor does not make me a witch.

    Stella, anything for the Agbaras?

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  29. They really cracked me up...

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    1. I laughed so hard. ...The ibadan car, the chicken, can't remember them all, but it cracked me real good...

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  30. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
    Lwkmd @ wat are you wearin...the whole armour of God....
    Lolllllllzzzzzzzz...
    *faithful BV enemuwe Thelma*

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  31. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
    Lwkmd @ wat are you wearin...the whole armour of God....
    Lolllllllzzzzzzzz...
    *faithful BV enemuwe Thelma*

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  32. Thelma enemuwe said...
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
    Lwkmd @ wat are you wearin...the whole armour of God....
    Lolllllllzzzzzzzz...
    *faithful BV enemuwe Thelma*

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  33. lwkmd ooooooo

    Abdul is such a numb skull, I laughed so much Stellz baybay.

    Awwwwww Jaymore, I need mine in cash biko. lol

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  34. Thelma enemuwe said...
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
    Lwkmd @ wat are you wearin...the whole armour of God....
    Lolllllllzzzzzzzz...
    *faithful BV enemuwe Thelma*

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  35. hian.better laff for my weekend

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  36. Stellz,Wre my name for dre???Dis isn't fair ooo,loooolzzz!funny laufs BTW......Happy weekend y'all,I will be d 'ahhh in ur shoki',Stella.....

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  37. Who said banana is fattening?
    My neighbour travelled and brought back bananas. And since I read here that banana is very good for one's health, I decided to indulge myself.
    I ate the first one, it was yummy! Na so I begin devour banana like monkey o. My mum was asking if I were hungry, I said no, that I read on stella's blog that banana is good for one's health.
    My pple, wen night reach na im I hear am ooo! I purge through out the night. Flagyll couldn't help my situation. Just got back from the clinic.
    My brothers haven't stopped taunting me with 'banana is good for your health'

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    1. haba, too much of everything is bad, the fact that it is healthy doesn't mean you should eat 10 bananas, it aids digestion, 2 or 3 a day is fine.

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  38. Jayem Wants a mini cooper na...make una add her name join ooh

    Genny baby,how are you feeling now biko?

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  39. Mama sdk cracking our ribs since 1700

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  40. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
    Very hilarious....

    Lol @ Jay moore's list...

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  41. Oh my....... I cease to laugh cos no tears in my eyes any more, have laughed it out. Shuuuuuuuuuuu.

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  42. Stewie Gilligan Griffin13 December 2014 at 12:39

    The Ibadan car, the lady making fun of her husband's sexual ability, and the lady holding her fart in really cracked me up.

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  43. Stella u 4got a whole potable viv like me just bcos I no like drama.........diariz God ooh

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  44. haha nigga forgot to include my name. been on dis blog since God knows when. lool abeg i no follow those new people wey just register for freebies o. sheybi u bin dey root people previous comments with their names. oya do d needful nd give me my car sharply! not asking for smtin too big, na just the latest element i want. lool.

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  45. This totally made me snap out of my sad mood. Hilarious, tnx SDK for making my day and it was even early.

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  46. This could be us but God forbid.....hahahahahaha

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  47. Do I not just love this family?
    Though I'm sad my name did not make it on d list and I've been trying my best to comment everyday since I came across this blog


    **lululiscious**

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  48. Sorry pls who is jaymoore? N wen did u start coming here..well to me u re still a baby on sdk..i know some few peeps dat v stayed like 5years here so stop feeling like u know wassup here ok..no grudges tho#sipsMoetnChandon#

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    1. Hahaha hahaha @ Moy dot. Please give Moy dot his Keke nape.

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    2. 5 yrs? Oriegwu
      Na inside dream u dey visit sdk for 5 yrs ni?

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    3. thank you @moy dot ..nor mind all this new peeps wey carry the mata for head like gala seller..jaymoore n jayem na when they begin visit this blog...we wey don dey visit this blog since 3years,dey cause traffic,send you blog link to friends ,we nor dey make noise...stella for ur notice...i have been a blog visitor for the past 3years,i even send link to my friends and i can boldly say we are 5 in numbers who visit,comment anonymously,with different id's too... the reasons are ...we also live in Europe and gladly want to help you grow too in a gentle and respectful ways not all this ass lickers who insult unnecessary

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    4. See grown ass babies arguing about years... Una well so....stella gets more than 500 views per minute and you make 5 sound like a million...
      You guys should chill..that list up there was for fun obviously the sender didn't even mean anything serious.. See the list of give aways Sebi Stella na bill Gates?....if you are so loyal and not a creep get a name...and be recognized after badasschick chick aintvc real name but it's way better than being anonymous

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  49. Jaymoore has killed me with laugh, omg, my belle oh, my head,you are cray, i want a Bentley joor.

    Have a stress free weekend everyone,
    Seasons Greetings and stay blessed.

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  50. i have been on this blog since last year and no one knows me... it just shows controvesy rocks because the popular bvs now are those that got the title via trouble...

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  51. i have been on this blog since last year and no one knows me... it just shows controvesy rocks because the popular bvs now are those that got the title via trouble...

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  52. @jaymoore;i really love the list ooo..lol
    My email is martinsaboy@yahoo.com

    @MARTINS ABOY

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  53. Haha hahaha haha hahaha haha
    He Hehe Hehe Hehe He Hehe He
    Ho hohoho ho hohoho hohoho ho

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  55. This laugh has uplifted my spirit today o jare. Na wao, yam get punani. Lagos traffic is so true, but the forgot to add panadol to the list. Dem de take panadol like nothing spoil. The traffic can raise your headache to the 10 raised to power infinity sef. That one of Ibo man's account is so true. You go to market to buy something, ahh, some yoruba rdy make eg if na orange; dey ready make that orange rotten, dem go throway am cos dem no wan sell less than the original price dey don put am. But ibo man returns go plenty cos e de sell and restock fast, doubling his money. Lol. Make una ready, all them Finland deportees are coming with dia accents. Lol. This xmas we go hear assorted accents called mixkogbuo.

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  56. Jaymoore you no well oooo
    LmAO.
    Mehn today's Saturdays laugh is the ish.
    Me how I sleep, knowing I'm single and that no one is cheating on me cracked me up, guess cos it applies to me.
    And the one with the new year rules , everyone will soon start with their new year rules, that we would break before feb
    Lastly yes oohh, Stella spree spreeee people don land ohhh! Went out last night. My ears nearly block with all kind of accents, I just can't deal

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  57. Had a good laugh, tanks stella I always look forward to this on saturday and sunday.

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  58. Lmao.. Thanks for the laughs Stella.

    Jaymoore, this is cheating o!

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  59. stella i dey vex,wey my name?

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  60. Funny,funnier,funniest.lol
    Jaymoore where my name
    Visit#www.teenagerta.blogspot.com

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  61. well well today's laugh is da bomb..the init n igbo ppl be like Uuna this is 3in1...lol

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  62. Funny,funnier,funniest.lol
    Jaymoore where my name
    Visit#www.teenagerta.blogspot.com

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  63. Stella, no be everything person send out you suppose de post. Jaymoore and his cohorts, you guys should not discourage people from coming here or registering ids. Let these new id registered people be. If you don't want to give them anything, let them be. Afterall on Stella's webpage she says, "you come to stella's blog and you don't comment, how do you sleep at night" or so. If its freebies that brought them, its the season of freebies. So who im luck shine make una leave am. Not cos you sent in recharge cards gives you so much edge or whatever to label others differently. So much ado over this sunday thing. Some will win and some will lose. Its the spirit of sportsmanship that matters. You guys should let people be, biko. They will still survive with or without the chunks. It will not stop those who will still remain from staying back. IF THE TRUTH BE TOLD.

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    1. Sweetie truetalk , calm down .
      I believe Jay is just making a funny joke . As you can see , he wrote this here, The Saturday laughs and not a post or memo .

      Chei!, may God punish sadness and tears o !
      Today's laugh= SHUT DOWN !
      DAMN , I HAVE NEVER, LAUGH THIS HARD STRAIGHT FROM MY TOMMY FOR A VERY LONG TIME .
      I have to share this laugh as usual with some other people , I can't be the only one in pain from laughing so hard . MORE PLS,MORE !

      Una Tankuu ferrI ferri much joor .Stella ,pls for my xmas giveaway, pls bless me with 14 days of this LAUGHS NON STOP TILL JANUARY 2 ,2015 O O O !
      Please lead me next year uncontrollable laughter biko o!
      Thanks to everybody that joined hands with Stella to fill my soul and life with laughter!
      It must be well with us in Jesus name,Amen .

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  64. LOL @ d laughss. @ SDK pple like Mrs Zulu and Ronalda deserves more than Bentleys o, they've been helping pples lives and relationships since 1909.
    @Brov Jay, Ooooooooshe!



    *lips sealed and watching*

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  65. Stella no try ur sef oo.. I have teyed on dis blog o, Saturday laffs dey hilarious lol@ travel to cotonue n return with UK accent

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  66. Stella I don't care if my name is there or not all I know is that am d invisible visible paka, I don't need to be noticed cos i've noticed my self. Am always busy minding my "busyness" yes ke. Look 4 my trouble n i'll give u one week of mine. Among d peeps u mentioned i've only noticed linda Eze. The rest are "ur ass lickers. Yes na me talk am. Abuse me oo. OYO I won't even come back to re read comment that's how busy I am. Chio na me type all dis? Paka ur trying mehn....... laughing @ -gbo man who wears rag n yoruba boy whose look expensive but broke ass niggers.

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    1. I love this your name ehn!! You and Lare pepe-rente!!

      Pakani----ma!!

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    2. Iphie the as a licker

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  67. To jaymoore and his "to all new names who took pain to register their I'd" and crap comment..the fact that uve been here with a user I'd for long doesn't mean others with anonymous comments are new here...some people just decided to get an I'd so they can feel more closer to stellas blog while participating that doesnt make them newbees here....So kindly take one of Stella's generous sits and put your ass on it alongside your observations on who has been here longer..Kapish!! Last I checked there was "Lmao" as the intro to ur post so I will just follow same and laugh it off..OK bye!!

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  68. Kikikiki
    @jaymoore, I guess ur mouth wil have a very bad smell from ass licking**spits**
    Beggy beggy

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  69. lmao wana fear tenniss shoes, this isnt all stars, na all size

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  70. Hahahahaha, hilarious piece!

    Jaymoore, you don find trouble o. I dey come

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  71. Hmmmmmm Jaymoore...
    All these cars you are sharing there is God ooo.
    Gimme my own car joor, been here before you sef.

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  72. Lmaooooooo Na wah for Jay Moore o. Chai! Everyone is hyped up for tomorrow sha. I must not miss it. Lol

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  73. So funny, love d corper tnz d more

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  74. D pregnant and hippy santa claus got me. ...........ahahhaahahahaha. wetin person no go see

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  75. Some of u failed comprehension in English am sure. Jay Moore complied the list not Blognalista Stellollo. Besides its all for laugh so make una chill hian. Jesus loves you

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    1. My dear, all for laughs but some of them haff take it personal oh.

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  76. Funny pictures and captions. You've made my Saturday lively with these laughs.

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  77. LOL. Pastor Jaymore i no say amen oh. Hahahahhahahahahaa

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  78. Lol @ jaymoore. U missed so many ppl. Na trouble u dey find! Can imagine some BV seething when they see this! Lol


    This laughs were really funny.

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  79. Hahahahaha..Jay Moore this your list ehn..lmao…Just that right now i am using a Bentley.

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  80. I am a car freak, can't use a car for more than one year, i love the scent of new leather. I drive like a man and i really enjoy driving.

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    1. Na ur ass I wan lick oh....imagine me praying for anything with tyre so I will stop rushing bus with my children...God dey.

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  81. MOI you and i are the same.....i love the smell of leather and i also cant drive a car for more than two years...infact i am due sef..hehehehehe

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      Uwa oma!!! I tap into that blessing in due time.

      PLS CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD MY LATEST MIXTAPE

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    2. Very very soon I'll be like you.
      And I'll be driving mine for 6months maxi

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  82. Aunty Stella, today's laughs na wire. I was just Lmao in the office. That kerosene own na my papa oooo and we be Igbos. If u have a small cut on your body next thing u will hear is 'have u used kerosene on it'? And if d cut is big nko? Na him go use him hand pour am for the wound. Chimoo!! My gf always asks me if my dad has left kerosene alone whenever she calls. lol. You no waste my time at all. Ehenn Jaymore, I have been reading dis blog before you and you cannot talk abt dis blog without all the anonymous pple here. Even though I just got an Id, I v been here way before the jalabia era that brought most of you here. So stop with the names' mentions. No be only cars Aunty Stella go buy for una. Private jets nko. Mtchwww. We have not even talked abt the pple dat visit this blog every min but do not comment. For me every single person that visit this blog is part of this family. Shekina!!

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  83. JAYMOORE!!! Can u be the Aahh in my Shoki?

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  84. The Jesus in his father's house got me laughing out loud, thats an epic joke.

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  85. Jaymoore weldone ooooooooo I don laugh tire everybody dey look me say hope say I dey ok.
    Happy weekend my blog family nd to u aunt Stella d angel on earth.

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  86. Chai world people you guys shouldn't take it personal or serious is part of Saturday laugh. Life is not that serious Pls God will bless everyone 2015. We are our brothers and sisters keeper. For those people that their names were not included don't take it personal, can't keep record of so many names. @Mrs Zulu got Bentley as my blog mother but in real world I can be her oga lol, she's a lovely lady like so many of you who comment maturely. By the way won't you buy your mum good car before any other?
    Dr. Agwoturumba you deserve phantom as our native doctor @Ronalda you share mine with me or share Stella's jet lol, we bless you with everything you wish yourself. @La petite,@fyn ijebu chic anyone who's names wasn't mentioned it wasn't intentional everyone will get blessings both those with names and anonymous. Don't take life serious because, happiness matters. Laugh so that you don't look old at your young age, drop the bitterness as everyone come here to take out stress we face daily.
    God bless everyone and happy weekend.

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    1. Chai world pipo o....
      Please leave my jaymoore for me o..darling I know I have got your heart dear...my name need to appear on that list....we will ride in your Mercedes (hope no be dream o) in to the sunset and live happily ever after.

      See as my mouth full with spit from ass licking jaymoore, this jaymoore yansh smell no be small o...
      Guys wey dey para Oya come chop kiss. At least you go indirectly lick him ass he go award you keke napep or bicycle.. Bi- or tri- all na cycle

      On a serious note guys,all these are for fun...no need getting worked up its for laffs after all he published it in Saturday laffs and not IHN he even titled it LMAO list....so enough of forming I was here first...life is bigger than that....to the anonymous claiming you have been here since inception of the blog...if only you had a name I guess he would have wished for you a space trip because you would be his blog greatgrandmother....abeg...make una laff am off jare...

      Sisi Stella....I no go lick ya yansh call you anty world people don lick am finish because of tomorrow ya yansh dey shine now...I hail o

      Make I lick yansh hail some people.....
      Iphie,
      Ronalda,
      rubynia,
      TGW,
      mamie,
      lepashandy(my bitch),
      Stella asemota(how's ya boy).
      .abigail crayfish(how ya contest),
      wideeyed(Opolo no be open eye o), xoxo,(mysterious chold
      jayem(how baba whity?and Australia
      genny baby (I won't steal ya daughter) , Mrs bitchbiko (most bitter wife),
      ezenwanyi (how are the sugar sons)..
      ugly and gifted (had to change it)..
      Dr sabogida ora(how's shinayomi).
      .lara peperempe (your boo is locating you now),
      orela (dimples abi pimples.. Doctors advocate)
      martin's aboy (don't worry my boo has a gift for ya..side eyes jaymoore,)
      Mrs Zulu (my blog Mil),
      bitchplis(the repentant gigolo).
      .pat ogar (one liner in blog history).
      viva ciara(nurse skempe)..
      miss Gemini (now Mrs... How honey moon...hope the knackin is outta this world),
      eka joy(how you dey)..
      .mannabee...(take home to mama).
      .nelly (abuja runs Babe).
      .moy dot(the broke ass nugget that's always drunk
      Phrinkies(she don change that name after tony)
      Tony ihekire (nothing for you
      Pipi lee...(iyawo native doctor
      N Dr agwoturube( the only doctor in the divide)
      Sexyboocallher (aka..farts and walks away)
      Oliviasilk (ya eye no be hia o)
      Moi( I still think of moimoi and garri)
      ....
      I Don tire sef...who send me work..
      Anonymous I hail una
      Waka pass with out commenting.. I hail una

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    2. Thanks jay. Much love. I just dey laugh ooooo.

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    3. @ Jay,I already have one of those,d gift I want is for U to bang d shit outta me.

      Sex with U will be like an adventure,with our eyes locked in ecstasy,adrenaline pumping,d world standing still and waiting for d next action.

      I hope I was subtle.


      Bwahahahaha.....

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    4. Ezenwanyi taah....stop am....na my jaymoore you want take do sugarson?....abeg carry ya craze go meet ya husband o...bang Wetin......you want to disvirgin him for me with that ya asaba vjayja?....jaymoore even if I said till our wedding and you need to have some please not with ezenwanyi Haba...you can do it with someone else I understand body no.be fire wood...in short come over tomorrow I would give you the cookie..(today na sunday)..we suppose go chop communion...


      Ezenwanyi enjoy ya self jare but not with my jaymoore

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    5. Hahahahaha @ ezenwanyi your comment is good for Sunday laugh.

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  87. Ha SDK it is good to know we have one small thing in common o. lol.

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  88. Today's laugh over make sense. The look of d pastor's wife, the yourba dog, the Danish cookies tin(i'm so guilty of this lol), the virgin kit etc.....mehn I haf died... lmao!


    Jaymoore, I must admit that getting an id and commenting with it gets u known as a BV. I've been a faithful anonymous BV for over 2 years until this season where e be like I suppose get I'd before I win something.... hehehhehe.... so I got over d laziness and finally figured it out. So I require a Red Ferrari to always drive myself to SDK forum everyday... * runs away*

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  89. JAYMOORE!!! Can u be the Aahh in my Shoki?

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    1. Taah.....boo snatcher..... He is already the Ahh in my shok... Go and find another Ahh.. Inugo

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  90. Hahahahhaha....
    The laffs are soo hilarious
    Biko make una chill na
    Its just a blog
    Na joke Jaymore dey joke na
    Whether my name dey dere or not
    Me I must buy a new car next yr..Amen

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  91. hahahahaha. thanks madam Stella. Cheers

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  92. Lols... Hilarious indeed! I laugh sote I pee for bodi

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  93. Jaymoore shuo!!! Y evils? Y is my name missing na, since the jalabia story bring me here, I don become mario 4 SDK lol. Na opera mini no dey let me use my blog name always o. Stella I enjoyed d laffs n saved many sef

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  94. wow, today's laugh come with heavy weight, i don laff so teyyyyyy

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  95. Enjoyed everything.May God bless you Stella.

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  96. Stella better no give popular names d chunk o, e go b ojoro oo, there r lots of ppl who read n comment anonymously Nd ltr get a new Id , put that into consideration thanks

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