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Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Tuesday Laughs


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha abeg make una help me laugh.I couldnt just deal or save this till Saturday! WTF!





118 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahaha are eyes will still dey outside

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  2. Hahahahahahaha!
    Supu!
    Oyibo esika.

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  3. lol ths one na gobe,,, cant stop laughing

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  4. Lol. This is an epic Tuesday laugh.


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    1. Gw,how's ya sham of a marriage?

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    2. Ada Ada, whether her marriage is a sham or not...cool temper gi. The hate you are spewing, e plenty. Is the General asking you out? Bedding you? Refusing your advances? Which one? He will not be the first. Oya lee kwa several seats, have one!

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    3. Ada Agulu.. Eya.. sorry ehn.. is that how miserable ur life is? That u go about insulting people you dont know.. Ndo Nne.. i will say a prayer for u.. next century..

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    4. @Ada agulu Her sham of a marriage is fabulous! Thanks for asking, How's your sham if an existence?

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    5. Awwww! Misery loves Company @ ada aguu (hungry). Pele dear, sheit happens u know?! Dis too shall.....worever! Waka farrr! Ain't nobody wanna touch body wit misery.

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    6. Ada Agulu I pity you.
      Good things don't come to bitter people.
      Please try and lick 5 packs of sugar everyday, believe me after 1 month your miserable life may become a lil sweet but never as sweet as hers.

      Nnye obi ufu!
      Tufia!

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    7. Women, i fear who no fear us,God forbid if you hear she has problems in her home so you will pop champagne and get drunk? It will solve all your problems? You will be accomplished, happy and fulfilled?

      A big shame on you for wishing your fellow woman misery.

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    8. SMH. I know GW won't respond to ur crap. But be rest assured that ur bitterness won't lead u anywhere. Just because people share their mind on this blog you'll start to crawl after their comments on every post. SHAME on u and your colleagues. GW u should know who this is anyway. Oya follow me too. I dey wait for you o. We will see who go tire. Bloody twat

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  6. Hahahhahaha goodness me. Lol @ only your english can make her go outsidem chai! Stella where u go see dis one? Good morning my family members.

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  7. This guy fit use English break person head, na wah for Yoruba people.

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  8. hahahahahahah Stellastic I will surprices you oooo lol.

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  9. Lolest. Lost love. O ga gannn

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  10. Hahaha... Your english alone can make nt only her eye to be outside but her ear too.

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  11. Stella the last image really cracked my ribs, she tears for my eyes! choi!
    Nigerians no go kill me!

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  12. lol....very hilarious.





    @ symbie

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  13. But we've had this as part of the laughs before keee. Or maybe I saw it somewhere else.

    I just read yesterday's chronicles.
    See a grown ass adult pretending not to know how to chase a man away. If it was a shoemaker disturbing you like that, wouldn't you have gotten rid of him since?

    But she suddenly grew "liver" to insult those that were bothered enough to give her advice.

    That poster 2 that says she switches off her phone deliberately to catch some sleep, it does look suspicious/rude when your phone rings and then is turned off. Don't you miss out on important calls that way? Use the silence button instead so you can at least see your missed calls. I've never switched a phone of mine off deliberately but my phones are always silent.

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    1. @Goldscent, yeah you're right. Stella, the 1st image has already been used.

      It appeared on Saturday/Sunday Laugh two weeks ago. BTW, you do repeat some of the images at times.

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  14. Men like this are truly caring oooo, Ladies make una stay nah. LWKMD

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  15. Lmao @only your english can make her go outside.

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  16. The grammatical of my fellowship Yoruba comrade is very very gooder. #watamess# May the English of Olamilekan murderer all my enemies.

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  17. Lol @ only ur English can make her go outside..

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  18. Abeg my laff was too brief...side eye

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  19. Lafs,"only your english can make her look outside"lol

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    1. So not funny,ugly bitch must be desperate 4 hits

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  21. HahAhaahhahahahah
    Those guys are definitely from Ibadan.lol
    Can't stop laughing

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  22. Bhahahahahahahahahahaha! And all these people that throw gbagauns...they like to write long essay

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  23. Wow......damn hilarious!

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  24. Hmm stella hope you arnt refering to someone who de share something right now.you know say my sense pass me.

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  25. O lord of grammar!!! Hehehe ,,, it is well with both of them ,,,,,, headache

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  26. O lord of grammar!!! Hehehe ,,, it is well with both of them ,,,,,, headache

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  27. But Stella its not really funny

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  28. My SDK family, i will surprices y'all...hehehe lwkmdo

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  29. Kaii Stella !! all these tooth ache that you are sharing;make you fear God oh.why you come transfer the tooth ache to me now. one side of my face don swell small.am sitting this one out today.I go try with all the pains read comments.I am signing off for today.

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  30. Hahahahaha, nice 1 Stella... Good morning BV's...

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  31. lmao... ur english alone can make her go outside..##epic

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  32. Hahahahaha this Yoruba guys eeeh choi.

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  33. lmao, guys and their horrible grammatical expression. The town I stay is no exception too.

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  34. Stella God punish English, sum1 will come and tell me that english is not hard. if i hear.

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  35. I don't find jokes like this hilarious
    I see such as dumb or stupid
    Can't be bothered to laugh.

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    1. God bless you, Nne. I find jokes like this more annoying than funny. Same with all them youruba movie subtitles
      But please, to those that are doubling over with laughter, by all means, have at it.

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  36. D english is enough to make the babe run. Kia i dont blame her at all. Hahahahhhahahahahah

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  37. choi!
    this one pass yollywood subtitles sef
    RIP English

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  38. Lol...
    But I think I've read this in one of your laugh posts... Dunno!

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  39. Sorry if I am tribalism on this one:but why do most uneducated or half educated yorubas force themselves to speak queens english,which they will end up murdering the language!ol
    Make them just speak pidgin abeg like other tribes do!

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    1. "Sorry if I am tribalism on this one"
      No difference between you and the guy.
      You for try write in pidgin next time.
      Tribalistic mofo.

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    2. Its exactly the same reason you are "tribalism". How you take better pass them now?

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  40. hahahhahahahhahahahhahaaa.....

    I will 'surprices' you very soon. yes you!

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  41. lolzzz...idea is need. hehehe!

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  42. Hahahahahahahahahaha.... stella I will surprices U very soon.....







    Creamie

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  43. stella idea is need biko...engrish is not my fada tongue..hehehe

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  44. So I saw my ex at the airport yesterday, and then later when he arrived his destination he called me and apologized for the wrong he did to me...
    And I haven't been myself since then...
    ***Confused much***
    And I think he's got a baby wif his girlfriend... Don't sure...
    Lemme respect maself and steer clear...
    Ok bye...

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    1. Hehehehe! Bunny?? Ok oo
      I'm washing u n ur Hex with Ha 3d ...lol

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    2. You better sure.

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  45. Hahhahhahahhhahhahhahahahhahahahahhah
    This really cracked me up

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  46. Lol stella you just made my day,that english can resurrect the dead. SDK CHIEF JUDGE

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  47. Indeed,his 'Engrish' alone can make her 'go outside'...Lol

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  48. Hahahahaha there is God ohhhhh

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  49. LMAO! No be small. "only your English alone will make her go outside"

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    1. Not funny enough 2 make u not cry urself 2 sleep 2nite...thinkin about ur miserable existence must open d water works *take shit-smeared tissue

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  50. Wit dis type of English, they still wonder y their girls left.

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  51. The first one is stale. You have posted it before either on saturday/sunday laughs.

    Aeegurl...

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  52. Laughing in spanish-kwakwakwkakwkakwkakwkawa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  53. Hahahahhaha,chai it's well

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  54. The english self go make the babe run. Yoruba men that cannot write well. am sure he gave the phone to somebody to write for him. The guy looks like he is in the village.

    Our ladies that love money. They will do anything even marry frog.

    Oremi it is well with you. Go village you go see village babe like you. Alata dem dey village

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  55. I think it's a joke, no human being will write like this...Haba!!Surprices ke,dating marriage men?Hmmmmm

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  56. This one na die! You go fear English

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  57. Hahahahahahaaa…That first letter eh, the guy take english tear ground..hohohohohoho…I hope it is a joke sha..hehehe..

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  58. I beg Stella i cant stop laughing. Dont blame the man, English is not our mother language.

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  59. Lool that second caption, is really funny......
    #okbye

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  60. D guy confuse cos of d girl character lol. Their eye go still dey outside lol hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahs. I have die here for laf biko

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  61. Stella it is her signature no doubt but as an Evangelist Now it is not proper I must confess.

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  62. I have seen this on sdk bfor so what's funny again

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  63. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Forget the joke look at the content, Some ladies are just wicked....
    *GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  64. hahahahahahahahahaha! The second one is a cracker...

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  65. Broken bottle English, the grammer no be small but na as eh dey pain the guy na so him take write the message.

    UK blog visitors please click on my name for raw virgin human hair. No shredding and no tangling. Thanks

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  66. THE FUNNIEST PART WAS HOW HE RESORTED TO YORUBA WHEN HE COULDNT KEEP UP WITH THE 'TASK' of English writing anymore

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