Friday In House News

In House news....an apology and some!

Did i hear you say Thank God its Friday?

*side eyes*

BLOG VISITOR OLUYOMI ODUKOYA RECOUNTS HER ORDEAL

SDKers, I just passed through the worst moment of my life. I was in my

office, waiting for customers when I received a call from this number

07068608917 saying there had been an accident along Apapa and my

number was retrieved from one of the victim's phone. Honestly, the

description of the victim fits my eldest brother completely and

knowing he works at Apapa threw me off balance. He even described my

brother's car, which is actually a jeep. 

I cut him off and called my brother endlessly, but he didn't pick any of his calls. I was afraid that the worst had happened. I called the man back and told him to

call me on my brother's phone and he said my brother doesn't have

credit on his phones. That got me suspicious because in this day and

age, how won't someone have at least flashing credit of one naira on

his phone. 

I cut him off and called my brother's wife. She told me to ignore the caller that my brother called her about 30 minutes ago thate was about to step into a meeting and won't be going with his phones. I called the stranger and decided to play along. The idiot said the man (cos I know none of my family members (and yours) won't witness accidents this year in Jesus' Name, amen) had just beenadmitted into Goshen hospital, apapa and they are demanding for

N20,000 if not the victim would die. The mumu now said I should send

N25,000 worth of recharge cards that he would sell them for N20,000.

I've had enough. I cursed him and cut off. I won't lie, dearies. I was

really scared that something bad had happened.

*Side eyes whilst sipping tea*

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ORIEGWU!

Stella my landlord is a bad man, before my husband and i moved to the house he collected our names,my husband liked the house i did not so i

started doing midnight prayers and after one week the landlord called my husband and confessed to him saying he is in a cult that the people his agents don't want us in the house and that we should leave.

 Every night my son screams and cries in his sleep, then we started seeing snakes and he later on sent his driver to bury something in the

compound we caught him and sent him away and since february 2014 we have been going to court but i know for us to be alive today GOD is doing something great in my family.thanks.

what is all this?pack out of the house nau?ah ah.

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PLEA FOR NEW OR OLD BABY COT

Hello Stells .please I am an expectant mum, who needs help from blogfam. anyone with an old babycot which they are not using anymore, can please use

it to sow a seed to a sister. I can be reached on

zingykreations@gmail.com

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TETRINADIARIES YOU ROCK!

Hello Stella,

Please you and BVS should help me thank Tetrinadiaries.

I was among those that sent her mail on tuesday. Although i sent my

mail late. but she responded to me.

She just bless me  with a whooping sum of 10000 naira o. for me to

start a trade.

May God bless her and her family. Her generation shall be called

bless.  The Lord shall grant all her heart desires. She and her family

shall know no lack.

I wish i could send shoki anh now. But when i start making the profits

i shall surely send my own shoki ahh.

Thanks Stella for this platform you are really saving lives. you are

just an angel sent on a mission. God bless you.

if you cant send shoki,then lets dance shoki aaaanh.

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LIPSTICK AND MALE SHIRT GIVAWAY...WHERE ARE THE MEN?

Good morning Stella. I hope this mail meets you well. I wasn't able to give anything during the Xmas giveaway cos I was kinda broke. I just want to do a little giveaway for BVs. I have these lip sticks. They are waterproof lipsticks. Stella when this lipstick dries on your lips, no worry, grab your husband when he is wearing white and scare the hell out of him by kissing him on the white, you won't see a single stain. it's also very easy to wipe when you want to clean it. You just use a wipe or damp clothe and it will clean off.

This will help the ladies who are tired of re-applying lipsticks over and over again in a single day and the ones who can't kiss their lover in public because they don't want to stain his lips or wipe their lipsticks off.

It contains 6 pieces of different colours in a pack and I will be giving 3 packs away. Coupled with the lipsticks, I will also be adding eyebrow stencil to the package. Eyebrow stencil is a tool you can simply use in painting your eyebrow such that you have a perfect eyebrow lines that are equal on both sides. The eyebrow stencil contains 8 different styles in a pack. I will just simply pick the first, second and third people who asked of it.

To BVs who wants both the lipstick and the stencil but couldn't win in this giveaway, please patronize your brother abeg and I will be giving plenty discount. Instead of #4000 for the lipstick and stencil, I will sell to you at 2700 with free delivery to wherever you are.

For guys, make una no vex, una stocks never enter now. I will soon do shoe giveaway for guys but in the mean time, I have just this one floral shirt left and it is XL. Anyone who asks for it first gets it too. Abeg help me show your wives, girlfriends and sisters the lipstick and stencil too. 

My contact: davidballer100@gmail.com or 08133624854.

Thanks very much Stella. Pictures below

  

I love number 9,has the same color shade with my YSL and its so cheap,wow.

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THREE BAGS OF RICE TO GIVE AWAY

I have three  small bags of rice to give to those in need . However I don't know how to select because the last time sdk people jammed my phone finish . What's your take on how to select. I can only give people that reside in lagos and stay either around Lagos island, Magodo or Yaba . 

Email is olutobi_89@yahoo.com

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MEMO FROM BITCHPLIS ...HE IS BENT OUTTA SHAPE WITH APOLOGY

Aunty Stella(pardon me BBC),I want to start by posting d comment I dropped on the 31st of december to apologise to BVs about my comment;

bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)31 December 2014 at 14:12

I don't think I owe anyone an explanation or apology about d comment I dropped a few days ago n d previous ones but I'l explain/apologise nonetheless...a lotta ppl misundastand u wen u say some things,like d person dat said I was bragging about sleepin wit a minor n some of my previous comments...far from it,I wasn't bragging about it,dis blog gives me d chance to blow out some steam about some past episodes in my life...d girl in question had d body of an adult n she told me she was 16 n'l be 17 in a few months(still too young I know)..it was later I discovered her real age...I knew I messed up n I regret dat act...I apologise to all dat got offended by d comment,I av a 15year-old niece I care so much about n can't imagine any guy coming close to her..d last time I saw d girl(used to call her juve)I apologised to her n she even said I did nothin wrong to her cos she was d one disturbin me n dat was wat she wanted @ dat period. I apologise for d

 insensitivity of my comment(s). Happy new year in advance y'all.

Thanks to Goldscent,bianca bruno n Sabongida ora cutest for acknowledging my apology

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I want to use this opportunity to apologise once more to everyone who found my comment(s) offensive and also let people know am not bragging about it. I know there are parents here and I can imagine how pissed off they might have been with what I did. I thought I was doing the right thing at that period cos I was having serious advances from the girl n a married woman...(no,I'm not feeling like Kehinde Ake d ladies' man,and yes,I'm cool like that *as cool as d other side of d pillow *in scott stuart's voice*)  and I felt the last thing I'l ever do is sleep with a married woman n it was better to do a smallie than someone's wife(guess i'm wrong).

I can't express how sorry I am.

@genny with a capital letter 'G',I found myself praying for God to have mercy on u in church yesterday evening while we were sending back curses to anyone cursing us(be careful who u curse cos the bible say 'those who bless us shall be blessed n those who curse us shall be cursed).AM SO SO SORRY.

Am not going to say anytin further after this.

Thanks.

Your sins are forgiven you Bae,now go and sin no more.

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE!!!

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OFFICE SPACE NEEDED IN PORT HARCOURT

I am in serious need of an office space for my business in Port Harcourt. I own an Event Managing firm, the company offers services ranging from decoration, photography, catering etc.

I have been working from home for some time now and need to take the business to another level.

Any blog visitor in Port Harcourt who owns a space (just a small room) will do for now and is comfortable taking between monthly rent payments to one (1) year rent should please contact me on the email below.

divapatra@gmail.com

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IN HOUSE NEWS FREEBIE

Hi Stella!

How you doing? *in Wendy's voice*

Hiya BVs, throwing kisses your ways!

In the spirit of giving, I ..... hereby want to offer make up services to three fellow BVs having their weddings between March and April for free! Only on saturdays, please. (Tbh, it's also for selfish reasons because I also want to build up my make up portfolio and grow).

More so, I'm a creative director. Pre wedding shots these days are extremely boring, I am filled with ideas of very interesting ones so if you are interested in that too hit me up. 

Warning: This is not for the fainthearted. I could be way over my head at times and have very ambitiously crazy ideas (lol)...think alexa in glam fairy,think me!

Email: pholaphayo92@gmail.com 

LMAO!

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N90K GIVEAWAY TO 14 BLOG VISITORS

Hi Mrs Korkus,

God's grace and wisdom shall forever be your portion for as long as you live, amen.

A very good and kind lady friend wants to give out #90,000 to 14 blog visitors. She wants me to be the middle man and yes, she is a regular here but doesn't comment.

- 10k will be given to 4 blog visitors who wants to start a very small scale business.

- 5k will be given to 10 blog visitors who really need the money.

I have created a new email just for this purpose.

Those for the 10k give away should send a mail stating the kind of business they want to start + materials and their cost.

Those for the #5k giveaway should state in their mail why they should be given the money.

The email add is blessingoverflow2015@gmail.com.

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MRS FINE FACE MEMO FOR YOU FROM.....

Vivienne Ada said...

Mrs Fine Face I saw your post on in-house news...you said something about me saying trash about Stella now am begging! OK...here is my post on

Lailas blog
Vivienne Ada 6 January 2015 at 07:33
Was surprised wen I saw that post had
to even ask some1 to explain better
because I was too lazy to read it!!! Then
I got so many negative response!!!!
People come hia saying I love you
Laila!!! but go to another blog saying
trash!!!! God is watching ooo!!!


Pls is there any negative comment about Stella here or did you even hear me mention Stella's name???why would you take it upon yourself to say untrue things about me??? I don't say negative things about good people pls...
And about me begging like you pointed out....I know you've never begged in your life b4.Pray you don't but if you have!!!!! sorry 4u..Haven't you heard that anybody that stalks me on blogs gets sick and crazy????If you are looking for a prey go elsewhere pls because am 2 big to be handled or intimidated and I no get the strenght to enter you!!!!" wherever you are!!!!
A fine person like you call yourself should have a fine heart!!!
Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef ooo#
Remain blessed!#

Hhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha i love corned beef and scrambled eggs.
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STELLA HAS ONE BAG OF RICE FOR TWO BLOG VISITORS

I got a bag of rice as a gift and i am giving it back to two blog visitors who need some food.

I have given the rice to be given out by my friend and colleague.Please send an email to 

pr@bigsammedia.com if you are interested in this rice.

Two people will share this bag.

Thank you.

how come nobody has sent in mail?is the email not working or what?if no one mails in by today i go send them to donate the rice to one political party oh..LMAO

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MEMO TO BLOG VISITORS

Please if you are sending in mails,please stop the abbreviations because i cant deal!!!
If you sent me a mail and you have not seen a response that means i couldnt read it and i deleted it,otherwise your mail will come up soon in the chronicles.I do have a long list so please try to understand.sometimes i bypass others who send me ''aunty stella what colour of PA-ENT should i wear'' mails...lol

please yo be patient with me and stop adding hat AUNTY word to your mails or i go dey delete am.MY NAME IS STELLA!.i have never been called aunty in my life except on this blog,i love first name thingy and this aunty thing is like putting me in a box.calling someone aunty doesnt mean respect,especially if you can go under anon and cuss me out.Respect is in how you treat someone and not the name you flatter them with.una don hear?

I dey hungry and i am not cooking today so nah greek restaurant get me today *shoki aaaaanh*

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BLOG VISITOR MISTERMAN SENDS IN MEMO FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES

Good Morning Stella,

This is Mister Man, I hail you all the way from abeokuta. my memo is in 2 parts:

First for those complaining that they can't read comments pass the 200 comment post on Mobile, I have good news for you. Simply download UC browser and you are good to go. It is much convenient than reading the blog through the web version on a mobile phone. Goodluck

I read a comment about a woman who is searching for a viable business to invest in yesterday. Stella I'm searching for investors who are ready for a steady stream of income in this new year. I'm run a viable dump truck haulage business and I'm searching for investor to boost business sales. I have a robust business plan and I'm willing to send to a who-be investor. The capital required to buy and put a 30tons truck on the road is 6m and the ROI is 70% within 12 months. I am open to any form of partnership (equity,investor or loan) backed with good MoU. Our email address is : Truckabeokuta@yahoo.com

Thanks for posting this...love you plenty

Regards

Misterman

BLUSHING