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Thursday, January 08, 2015

FUNNY FACTS You May Find Useful According To Comedian Okey Bakassi...


1. Men with wider faces are more aggressive, less trustworthy and more prone to engaging in deception....seriously? 






2. The hormone that makes you grow is only produced when you sleep.....

3. Approximately 80 percent of a childs intelligence is acquired from the mother....marry intelligent women.

4. Men who have more trouble controlling laughter also tend to have more trouble controlling sexual arousal....

5. The happier you are, the less sleep you require to function in everyday life. Sadness increases the urge to sleep more....be happy 

6. One cigarette contains enough toxic ingredients to possibly kill a person if those ingredients were directly injected into bloodstream......kill yourself

7. Being ignored causes women to lose interest. The person ignoring her becomes less attractive both physically and mentally.

8. If you browse web while logged in your Facebook account, Facebook tracks and records almost everything you do on the internet.=O 

9. Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain....stop useless gossip 

10. Misophonia is a condition in which you are easily annoyed or angered by little things. Such as a person who eats or breathes too loudly.

11. Phagomania is a psychological condition that causes a person to be obsessed with food and or the excessive desire to eat.

12. Venustraphobia is the fear of beautiful women. ... 
Enjoy your midweek @okeybakassy 

I disagree with ALL EXCEPT NUMBER ONE..lol

 You nko?That number one is scary cos i know someone who has that facial description and it fits him PERFECTLY!.

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114 comments:

  1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:01

    Oxygen n Magnesium.. Warris dis?

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    1. Cynhams Cakes, Abuja. pin 7991b2f8, 070347949478 January 2015 at 15:23

      Funny facts indeed.




      Order for your cupcakes, birthday cakes, wedding cakes, chinchin, small chops, meat pie, donuts etc. We deliver to homes/offices.

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:30

      Lol.no 7... soo true

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    3. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:56

      I have my own facts too!something I observed in every family,80% of second daughters are the prettiest in a family
      Third children always excel first before
      others
      Most third third dauthers get married to uniform men
      Just my observations

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    4. Unknown8 January 2015 at 18:44

      Very true.. esp men maRryin intelligent women

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    5. Eephie8 January 2015 at 19:10

      Lmao.

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    6. Kiks8 January 2015 at 20:31

      Different strokes for different folks I guess cos d more u ignore me d more I become interested in u. Though in d long run it may change.

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    7. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 20:54

      No 1 applies to ibo dudes cos na dem dey get wide faces...lol

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    8. KBS(proudlyalinguist)8 January 2015 at 22:06

      @Oladele I am the third daughter. Let see who I will get married too before I prove you right or wrong. Lol

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  2. Ezenwanyi 8 January 2015 at 15:01

    Abeggi!!!!!

    Give us Boxing ring!!!!!!



    Okey Bakassi is boring.

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  3. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:04

    Hmmmmmm....i hope num 8 is not true o

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:18

      Its true dear

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:19

      Its true dear

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    3. Collin Emeka9 January 2015 at 13:31

      It's not really true.. it's advert re targeting, it's only valid for websites that installs Facebook's re targeting code. So let's say you went to jumia and searched for a galaxy s4 and you didn't buy, jumia will continue showing you galaxy s4 ads on your Facebook wall until you buy it.

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  4. BLOGLORD (MVBM)8 January 2015 at 15:04

    lol. some sound true though...

    but for point 7- Some people, the more you ignore them, the more they come hard on you. they never relent.

    different strokes, different folks

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 19:52

      Number 7 is the opposite for me, I use that ignore tool when I want his attention and I get it 100% then I'll so make shakara ehnnnn...

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 19:54

      Buy if someone ignors me, forgerabou! I'll so make you feel you don't even exist in this life...

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  5. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 15:06

    Number 7 is me. If you ignore me, I forget about your existence irrespective of who you are.

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  6. Miss Ess8 January 2015 at 15:06

    Lolzzz

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 21:49

      I think I might have #10! I'm not even joking! Omg! My brother used to irritate the heck outta me with the way he eats! My sister's noisy breathing annoys me sometimes and one of my reasons for dumping an ex was the noisy way he ate. Talk about uncontrollable extreme irritation and annoyance with these little harmless habits around me. I used to wish I could bear it and just get over it but I just couldn't handle. OMG there's a name for it! How can deal with/ fix it? Cos I love my man so much but the sounds annoy me a little when he eats sometimes but it doesn't aggravate me like the eating sounds my ex used to make. Help pls!....... JustThatGirl

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  7. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:06

    Hahahahahaha.... I am. Sharing this on my fb wall

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  8. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:06

    Lol...No 1 is so so right! Av seen a lot of peeps that fits d description...am really going down as d day goes by, I think of things I shouldn't, God please use this medium to answer my prayers,AMEN!

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  9. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 15:07

    I agree with all especially num 7
    If you live in the Uk (East London)and you need a tailor,call this number for your contemporary African designs at affordable prices 07940271162.Business only please!Business only please!!!

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    1. Ifeyinwa Atuanya9 January 2015 at 05:28

      I live in East London. You have to put your name down; you can't be anonymous. Take care x

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  10. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:08

    7. Being ignored causes women to lose interest. The person ignoring her becomes less attractive both physically and mentally......dis number is me....

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  11. MOI8 January 2015 at 15:08

    #9 is true but a little gossip is good for the soul..hehehe..

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  12. cinderellla8 January 2015 at 15:10

    I disagree with num 8

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 21:56

      It is very true o! Try opening your fb on your computer and then browse other places like stores or research some products on another browser while your fb is still open. The next couple of days, you'll start getting adverts from those stores and similar ones on your fb feed

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    2. Collin Emeka9 January 2015 at 13:37

      Google also does ad re targeting. And some other big companies.

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  13. Blackberry8 January 2015 at 15:11

    Bored!

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  14. PurpleArc8 January 2015 at 15:11

    Lol,oh please let no.3 be truth.

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  15. ADEDOLAPO 8 January 2015 at 15:11

    Hahahahaha that number one got me imagining the guys I know with wider faces and their xters.. Hehehehehehe

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 18:52

      That number one is something else.....i no go dey give guys with wider face attention biko......Inundate akuko

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  16. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:13

    I'm confused with that no 5, I find it very difficult to sleep whenever am sad

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 19:58

      Hahahaha, me too but I pray for sleep to come so I can forget my worries

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  17. PurpleArc8 January 2015 at 15:13

    Lol,oh please let no.3 be true.

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  18. Bianca Bruno8 January 2015 at 15:13

    I disagree with all except number 2.
    We all know growth occurs during sleep hence it is required for children to get at least 8 hours of sleep every night

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  19. Royalty®8 January 2015 at 15:15

    This Mr Bakassi is dry, but how true are this facts, especially Fact No.3???

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  20. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:17

    I don't tink so!

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  21. Chy 🌹8 January 2015 at 15:17

    Oriegwu ooo...some are true sha esp dt no 1...My Ex has a round face and he can lie for Africa...fowl yansh don open finally...

    Thank God bae has a long face..(nt a guarantee sha)...except he proves otherwise....

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 18:55

      @chysugar: #true long face shall is not a guarantee ooh.
      Round face people are usually ugly tho #noharmintended

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  22. Ice Queen8 January 2015 at 15:19

    No1 is true
    And that being ignored causes women to lose interest:i concur

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  23. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:21

    No 1 is so correct

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  24. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:23

    Seen

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  25. Olivia Silk 8 January 2015 at 15:24

    You "disagree" abi you agree with All except one?

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  26. Chidinma Grace8 January 2015 at 15:25

    I agree with all, except if u re an olodo as he also said men should marry intelligent gals. 100 percent right, bc if ur wife is a dummy, most of ur kid will be dummy's.

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  27. Fkxclusive.com8 January 2015 at 15:28

    OMG! Truth about UTI NWACHUKWU

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  28. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:28

    Na comment I dey wait to read n plenty ppl wil come up wit deir own philosophy

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  29. Opeke8 January 2015 at 15:29

    I kinda agree with no7 and no9.No 8 better not be true

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  30. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 15:31

    My dream last night was horrible, I deliver 5 babies at once inside a plane can someone please explain? Does this mean I can't make babies? My mum family are always blessed with 5children am confused and depressed at sametime. Stella please post this

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 18:39

      Why are people like this sef. That dream could also mean that you will have your children outside the shores of Nigeria. Have you ever thought about that? Pray against bad events and move on with your life. So you thought about the dream till past 3 in the afternoon. Na wa oo.

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 20:03

      Prayer is the answer... That's spiritual and no answer will make you feel better..Pray and cancel all negative effect of the dream and ask God if its ppositive you accept it. Don't be worried please just pray about it

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    3. Nmasinachi8 January 2015 at 22:53

      ODM 21days fast begins on Saturday. ..buy a copy and join in... your life will never remain the same!

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    4. Rubynnia 9 January 2015 at 13:06

      This is a serious dream. Have you ever had sex in the dream before? Fast and pray to cancel. Dreams don't DIE unless you kill it with prayer (and fasting if you like).

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  31. ANGELRAY4SDK8 January 2015 at 15:35

    Hmmmm

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  32. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:41

    A typical example of number 1 is mama Peace....only say she be woman but I still love her!

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  33. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 15:47

    Some of the facts are true but funny.

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  34. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)8 January 2015 at 15:48

    #Idontbelievethat

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  35. Unknown8 January 2015 at 15:59

    Sm r true tho, bt most of dem r nt

    For ur classy wears (Unisex), check instagram @goldclothings and facebook: doyin gold tosin

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  36. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 16:01

    Interesting facts

    Number 1...really?
    Hmmmm


    My OWN facts

    1)People that talk with their tongues are sneaky e.g wunmi obe

    2) People that leave one comment or lesser comment on a gossip blog are very troublesome in reality e.g patt ogar

    3)Average height and very skinny men are very well dicked

    4) Girls with full lips have tighter vaginas.

    5) Uglier men have more successful marriages.

    6)Girls with short arms are usually wicked.

    7) Every female scorpio is vengeful, greedy and desperate

    8) Any man that finishes soup before eba is usually very stingy...it doesn't make sense but it is true.

    Stellas boxing ring 2015 loading



    XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. PurpleArc8 January 2015 at 17:11

      Bia xoxo carry time oo,I am proudly scorpio-11/11. I am not greedy neither desperate.I can be mischievious,but not vengeful.

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:30

      I no agree, lai lai. I'm a female scorpio, 10/11 and I'm not greedy neither am I desperate. I'm very playful and when you offend me, I tell you straight and it ends there and then. Vengeful ke? No way.

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    3. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:31

      I no agree, lai lai. I'm a female scorpio, 10/11 and I'm not greedy neither am I desperate. I'm very playful and when you offend me, I tell you straight and it ends there and then. Vengeful ke? No way.

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    4. Tochini Beads and Bridals,Lagos8 January 2015 at 18:29

      Number one is called Lisping.. i think its cute.. was wishing for at least one of my children to lisp.. like that GUS guy Otto..

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    5. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 18:38

      My hubby is 11/11 and he ain't stingy **tongue 👅 out***

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    6. Unknown8 January 2015 at 19:47

      Lmao

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    7. Unknown8 January 2015 at 20:05

      Awww, I have full hip *eye lashes* lmao!!!!

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    8. ChyAdaJesus8 January 2015 at 20:59

      XOXO oooooo...........
      Bwahahahahahahaha

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    9. Anonymous9 January 2015 at 09:37

      Female Scorpio 10/11
      I'm blunt not vengeful
      Straightforward and unromantic
      Nice to a fault

      Bia, where did you get ur Scorpio facts from? Na wa ooo

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  37. Jenny Cherish8 January 2015 at 16:02

    Lol,number 1 is fact lmao,beg lemme take. Lunch first,I'm coming bck to read again.

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  38. Emeka Iwuji8 January 2015 at 16:06

    Do not think the number one is correct ...

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  39. Tildas Touch8 January 2015 at 16:08

    No 8 is scary ooo.Why would dey do such

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  40. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:11

    Akuko

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  41. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 16:15

    Namba 7 is my photocopy.

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  42. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:20

    Lol.

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  43. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)8 January 2015 at 16:21

    Okey d Bakassi. lol

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  44. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)8 January 2015 at 16:25

    Got some perfect examples of No 1. Hahahhaha. Ndi nwoke obi ojoor.

    No 3 so very true,infact I ad no 13 marry a shapely woman(figure8 wit slim waist) they make smart children. But give birth to few kids.

    No 9 na I'm be say we no go come dis blog again, cos "useless gossip" plenty here.

    Thanks Okey Bakassi.

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  45. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 16:25

    That one about sleeping a lot when sad is so true of me.
    And the food matter nko... Chai! So na psych problem dey make me browse all the foodie sites for Naija... Nsogbu!

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 20:07

      Hahahahahahaha see me rotflo!!! Cray cray!!!

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  46. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:31

    I disagree with number 5. Sleep when I'm sad ke? I just turn on Don Moen and listen throughout the night. He is my inspiration. If PHCN cooperates, I watch movies even if my mind isn't on the movie.

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  47. Ammy Becky8 January 2015 at 16:41

    Number 3 is soo true..

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  48. Bella8 January 2015 at 16:47

    Lol.I don't agree wit no 1.@xoxo mystery, u got me laughing hard..

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  49. Ruthie8 January 2015 at 16:48

    I agree with no1, my friends husband has a round face and d guy can lie,very aggressive and deceptive.He lied to my friend took her money and rented an apartment for his Gf who was pregnant. He lied it was his cousin.Beware of men with round face

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 20:08

      Haaaa and almost all my potentials have round face o... Hmmmm...

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  50. Jolly Saft8 January 2015 at 16:50

    I disagree with all more especially no 5. Whenever I feel very sad, Its difficult for me to sleep. So Mr Bakassi please rephrase.

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  51. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:56

    Story for Okija shrine gods.

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  52. PurpleArc8 January 2015 at 17:14

    All ye afraid of no.8 what are you guilty of? The porn or the gay vids you watch? Aha,fb playing god.

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  53. Ifeyinwa Atuanya8 January 2015 at 17:56

    Okey Bakassi is funny. Basketmouth is as well. I'm not too sure of Gbenga Adeyinka - he could be funny, I haven't watched him perform. I don't find Ali Baba funny. I hope he's not offended by my statement. AY is friendly. Gandoki..I Go Dye..many of them. I haven't watched them perform. Emeka Smith is hilarious in my opinion. Comedy..

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  54. Cynthia Iyede8 January 2015 at 17:58

    I agree with N0 7 especially. Na me be that

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  55. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 18:52

    Number 2 is technically not true, growth hormone is produced all day whether you are sleeping or not but its production ans release peaks during sleep. I am a medical student and I learnt this in endocrinology last semester :)

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  56. The Baddest8 January 2015 at 19:06

    I agree with all.
    Number 7 is especially true.
    You ignore me, I just school my mind to believe you died.

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  57. moncoeur8 January 2015 at 19:19

    No. 7 is d ish, trust mi it works like a wand.

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  58. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 19:44

    Number 1 is so on point. What shape is Musa Danjumas face?

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    1. Teacher9 January 2015 at 10:40

      Lol, troublemakers plenty for this blog o!

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  59. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 20:15

    I agree with only #2....babies do sleep a lot more when they grow.
    Nitty.
    www.thenitty-gritty.com

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  60. Alamala8 January 2015 at 21:14

    Reads like it was lifted from reader's digest or similar.

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  61. Unknown8 January 2015 at 21:20

    Many people are being deceived by someone's perception, what he wrote is just a total farce becos people are different and their physical appearance or xteristics does not depend on their behaviour. Okey Bakassi just make a joke of so many

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  62. Unknown8 January 2015 at 21:41

    I agree with number 4 very true

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  63. Jasmine8 January 2015 at 22:18

    No 4 is so true!!! Marry an intelligent woman

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  64. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 23:20

    Interesting facts! #1 and #7 noted.


    aquarius...

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  65. unik uchy9 January 2015 at 14:33

    hahahahaha
    for me, wen am angry i find it difficult to get sleep o..
    n no 1 is xo true...

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