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Sunday, January 04, 2015

Sunday Laughs

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF IPHONE ERROR OOO

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THIS IS FOR YOU TEE....LMAO!

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NO NA ENERGY TABLET

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TYPICAL MEN REACTION!


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA...I DONT GET THE JOKE OH

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WHAT AM I SEEING SO?....PLEASE HELP ME SAY IT.HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

INTRODUCTION WITH ALL THESE CARS?HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


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BUY GOAT MEAT AND ATARODO.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS WAN PASS OWU,GOD PUNISH POVERTY!

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JAIL FOR ONE YEAR

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EXCUSE ME?...WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

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I SEE MYSELF BENDING DOWN THE SHOKI WAY......AANNNNH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OR THE FAT ON MY BUM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES OOOOOOOOOO

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LMAOOOOOOOOO.LOOKS YUMMY

HUH?

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SOME EVEN WEAR FOR 10YRS.I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WAS ENGAGED FOR
TEN YEARS........THEY DIDNT MARRY AFTERALL AND SHE SOLD THE RING AND BOUGHT HUMAN
HAIR WITH IT.LOL

LOL.....OF COS!

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I NO DEY HOUSE OH

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A BONAFIDE MEMBER OF TEAM SNOOP.LMAO!

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CHOI...JOLLOF RICE OOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL....STORY FOR THE gods

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TRUE..LOL



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO WHOS TO BLAME?

EPIC...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE GUY ON SUIT

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JAIL OOOOOO,I WILL EVEN BEG FOR EXTRA TIME



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L AS IN?LOUIS VINTON ABI LOUIS LAMBOGINI?



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Have not been able to sleep well 
For 5days now, Why? Cause I have a blood Test Today 02-01-15. While I was enjoying the holidays, Any time I remember Friday, the fun just stops there n I start to think how am going to pull it through. It's a group test (10 of Us going) So I tried to make excuse why I can't make it or why I don't need to test and It got to a stage some started feeling Am trying to hide something. I HATE needles, haven't been in contact with needles in over 12years.  I was told it's mandatory and I have to do it. 

So we got there this morning and the first person went in, he came out like a boss and handled it well. I felt hmmmmm so it's not even that bad after all. Second person went in and it was also cool then the 4th person a man of about 34 went in and spoilt the show. 

We all laughed n laugh while he was in, very very funny, you need to hear the screaming. The next person also messed up and the 3ladies in the group handled it well. I was laughing n really having fun then I noticed the 9th person was in and it wasn't funny anymore, all the comedy disappeared and I remember this joke  

So I went in like a boss as well. Meanwhile I noticed almost everyone had the blood test on Their  left Arm and since my left hand was kind weaker than my right hand, I asked the Nurse lady if I can get my on my right Arm. She agreed. (I made the first mistake)Then the drama started, she said relax like millions of times. I was just shaking like a fish. I couldn't even look so I turned my face away then finally she removed the needle and I was like thank you Lord. Then she said something really absurd, she was like am sorry I didn't get any blood and I have to do it again. I screamed  Ahhh again ? She said yes again. 


Then I suggested the right arm again and she tried 3 different times and no single blood came out. The only drops coming out were colourless and couldn't be tested. Then she said she will have to go for the left arm and I knew today is not just my day. She tried like 2 more times then She told me to relax this time around if not she will end up going for my bum bum. Bum bum Ke? That's word was just like the magic word n I relaxed and she got the blood and was like can you see, grown man like you shaking for ordinary injection. I didn't even answer her, in my mind i Was like no be your fault. 


I took my shirt dressed up properly and bounced out like a boss, I opened the door and everyone was literally standing by the door!!!! As in some were on the floor laughing really mad. other nurses were also outside waiting to see the 4yrs old the mom brought for test to come out.


 Seeing them all made me emotional again cause I was trying to explain to them the nurse did mine more than once then I realise WTF am not gonna give you guys any more gist to talk about for another 1 week at the office.  Well that's me always entertaining people for free. Always.


don davido. 



I HOPE I DID NOT WEST YA TIME....Been dozzzzzzing on and off...sorry the laughs are ''let''   




71 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Alway first to comment, how i dey manage am. You are definitely the one loading all these richard kard

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    2. L as in learner...laughed hard...still looking 4 atemporary job enugu..pls can anybody help?? Tnxx n God bless

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    3. Chai!!! This na de BOMB!!

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    4. Lol. Richard card matter still dey pain some people. Take heart oh ye of little faith.

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    5. Hahaha Vivienne so na u de load d richard cards? Lol..Sunday laffs was extremely funny

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    6. Thanx Stella, you made my day!!!

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    7. Lmao, so my comment got here, I was d one dt had d chat wif dan about Jonathan nd dah was yrs bak sef. Just saw dis. Feeln funky

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  2. "L" for left shoe
    Lol

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  3. Lolz, In suit and on suit picx wanna crack ma ribs

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  4. Hahahahaha I don die oooooo hahaha...... The worst of all oxymoron "happily married" is hilarious, chai!!! I laughed out so loud a woman thought I was laughing at her joke, I had to smile nd laff with her even though I didn't hear one word from all she said

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  5. Neighbour walk by faith and not by parking in my space! Lol

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  6. Neighbour walk by faith and not by parking in my spot.

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  7. Funny. Stella what's with you and jollof rice?
    Hnmmm people should buari alone.
    I hate needles a bunch too

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  8. Stella God bless you. You just made my day.

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  9. L on the shoes means that she is learning to work on heels. My grandma said that she had to learn on how to work on heels for her wedding in 1954. That was her first time of wearing heels and cover shoe

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  10. hahaha, time north wested... Happy new year, SDK and everyone here... cheers

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  11. lol funny jokes, weldone DonDavido.

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  12. Not as funny as yesterday's laughs
    But u didn't west my time

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    1. You right yesterday's laughs was out of this world, thanks for putting smiles on our faces Stella.

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    2. Trying out my blog I'd, tired of writing PrettyWitty at the end of every reply

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  13. Lol!! "L" for Learner, she's new to heels.

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  14. BVs be acting like an bat that is chameleonic in nature!!please I want 2 cook salad,should I fry it or just boil it?because my lee boo is coming over with his parentage for my introduction.

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  15. The L stands for Learner.. na learner sign be dat now..lmao!

    Chop knuckle jare stella.. u bursted my brain. Cant stop laughing. Lol

    Happy sunday bvs!
    Big b

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  16. Hahahahahha! Wonderful collection!

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  17. Lol ...bouncing ke...looooools no be for there o....

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  18. I had a good laff,been reading this blog for a while, but never commented, happy to have commented today though. Good afternoon guys.

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  19. ROTFL... Stella mbok where do u get all dis jokes from? can't stop laughing

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  20. Funniest you've posted in a long while

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  21. Laughing Out Loud! Stella please um in church oo, u're killing me.

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  22. The L sign on d heels stands for learner

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  23. Very funny
    You didn't west my time

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  24. L as in the learner signs they put on cars....so she's a learner for the heels!

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  25. The one about maths teacher is sooo true

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  26. @ Stella, who is looking at you?? *Side eyes*. Did anyone mention your name? Hehehe of course you know yourself better than anyone does. Correct Amebo. LMAO. Had a good laugh. Thanks.

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  27. Now, this was funny. Made my Sunday afternoon.

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    1. you are obviously new here, go for induction so you can blend else you go lost for here* tongue out*

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  29. I enjoy waiting for saturday and Sunday laughs, they make me lmao

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  30. Hahaha! U got me laughing really hard! Lol

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  31. Lmao...the 'L' is for Learner..

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  32. The Don Himself.....haahhahahahahaha
    @ Amechi's Face,Story for the gods...LMAO

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  33. With all my lies, I will still be here waiting for you. Dont post this, I beg.

    Tee

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  34. I enjoyed all d weekend laffs, thks aunty stella

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  35. Weekend laffs is the first post I do check for on Saturday and Sunday. Laughed so hard at don davido narrative.

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  36. Thanks a lot...made my night ...

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  37. Ahahahahahahahahhahahaha, LWKMD.

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  38. when u graduate from madonna univ and u drive past it.........yeah i know that feeling, I didn't even wait to graduate I RAN AWAY...........Rubbish schl

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