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Thursday, January 08, 2015

Swedish Singer’s Joke About Men Being ‘Too Big For Condoms’ Goes Viral

The last time we checked, feet can’t get you pregnant and rarely transmit STDs.


Luckily Zara Larsson had a different reason for putting and massive condom on her leg.



The 17-year-old, who won Taland (Sweden’s version of Britain’s Got Talent), put the contraceptive device on her leg to make fun of men who say they are ‘too big for condoms’.

Uploading the picture to her Instagram account, Zara quipped: ‘To all the guys saying “my dick is too big for condoms” TAKE A SEAT.’
Claiming that some Swedish newspapers have dubbed her a ‘feminist genius’ for the picture, Zara said she ‘merely meant it as a funny joke’.


‘I don’t see myself as some kind of holy Mother Mary of feminism. I am very well aware that there are many, many girls out there that are much better than me in so many ways and receive much too little attention,’ she added.culled



Is there really any man that is too big for a condom?If you meet anyone like that would you stay or run?..All these #teamilikeitbig from yesterdays Narratives,una go run?




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104 comments:

  1. the observer8 January 2015 at 16:27

    Condoms have different sizes na so any man that claims too big is using d wrong size shikenan

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 16:37

      Especially Naija men. Stella, I have never met a naija man I wan fuck that will use condom. I am the one that insists o. In fact one of them even purposely let the condom slip out, that day I almost fainted when I found out as he was begging me to fuck without condom. Most will do oral no problem. HIV and all its cousins can be passed through oral. It makes me afraid of marriage honestly. If I was on a revenge mission and I had HIV, so many will have caught it. It's a pity and so scary. The thing is that the one that even tricked me and remove the condom without me knowing ended up being a married man. When we wan do and they beg to do without condom, in my mind I say, I can't marry this one o. It's a pity.

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:13

      I gbadu this your comment.

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    3. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:29

      Anony 16:37, u no well Aswear. Lmao

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    4. Mma cee8 January 2015 at 17:32

      Anony babe
      Stop fornicating






      Stop fornicating






      And then you stop fornicating


      Okay?




      *hugs*

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    5. Pink Bananas8 January 2015 at 20:22

      OMG!!!!!!!!! I can finally comment on this blog with a freaking id! Chei!!!!! It feels really good. All I've been doing is reading comments and commenting as anon which gets sooo tiring by the way. Feels like everyone is having fun inside the house and you're left outside with your face stuck to the window, wishing you were a part of the convo lol. And all the juicy chronicles and ihn!!!!!!! Lol okay I'm getting overly excited right about now so I'm going to stop typing now. Stels, you're doing a good job, keep it up.

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    6. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 21:32

      When I gist with my frnds, I noticed that most men especially married ones always refused to use condom saying that they don't enjoy sex with a condom. I wonder if they are immune to STD and HIV. Atimes I pity wives at home. God will help us.

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    7. Anonymous9 January 2015 at 01:39

      @Anon 16:37, nne are you a Sex work? See as you they narrate your effing experience as an orange seller telling stories about her customers.

      Nne, condoms can't save your eternity

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    8. odus9 January 2015 at 13:23

      Hahahhahahahhahahha nah really as an orange seller.

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  2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:27

    Smh....E mi o raye Oshi
    Ezugbo Nzuzu!

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    1. sweetest baby on sdk8 January 2015 at 19:56

      my hubbys own is bigger

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    2. Unknown9 January 2015 at 00:27

      Ahah. Abeg story for the gods Stella. There's a sized CD to fit every blokos jor.

      And as for the chronicles of yesterday, you this Stella talk say size no matter? I do not agree o. It matters like crazy. Although some bvs said she shouldn't conclude just yet, considering the dude just got out of the shower.
      .
      Sex is important in every union, and so is the size of the tool for satisfaction. Some people can't express the indept of their love for spouse verbally or by merely being nice in the house, some express themselves better in the bedroom o. Ah, to those who think having sex is exclusively for procreation and is of low importance in a marriage, well, that's for u o. It's not the same for some of us. That thing is the koko.

      I rise....

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  3. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:32

    Them full Naija o.

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  4. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:32

    make una comment abeg

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:47

      U no go comment or ur D na d small size? Lol

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    2. Whirlwind8 January 2015 at 17:03

      hohohoho
      Over to the womb destroyers, those of you that like it huge , come and explain , is it one size fits all or is it XXL una dey buy?
      please step forward and enlighten us.

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  5. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:32

    She made a joke out of it but in d real sense of it dere r too many guys who consider their dick too big for a condom.#teamcelibay#nomoresextillhusbyarrives#wink

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    1. brownsugar8 January 2015 at 17:01

      Did you attend ijanikin? 02 set?

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    2. aitasweet8 January 2015 at 18:30

      Are we forming IJ connect here?? Lol!! Who's brown sugar? Eyonwan hello!

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    3. Teacher9 January 2015 at 09:47

      Solid decision @team celibacy. Stress free and wahala free living. Focus and energy better spent on more worthwhile value adding activities!

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  6. Vivaciara8 January 2015 at 16:34

    Lol

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)8 January 2015 at 17:32

      A lotta people wanto die over my matter here...feel free. Ok I slept with a 14 year old 6 years ago,deal with it. @genny,did som1 take advantage of u @ dat age? Maybe an uncle,dad,teacher?I apologise on his behalf...let it go...I pity ur husband cos u r d type dat doesn't forgive ahhh! tie ti ba.I pity u wit all ur curses 'who talks n it shall come to pass wen d Lord speaketh it not' dats wat my bible says,n u need to be careful cos of d fire we r heaping on our enemies in our fasting n prayer dis time,be careful my dear...no matter d hate,I'l be here,am goin nowhere...someone just sent me a msg dat 'u r one sweet,happy guy,don't let some ppl u'l probably never meet turn u to a bitter person'...n am keeping to dat. Cheers

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 21:26

      May it befall tour daughter

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    3. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 21:50

      Please abeg shut it. We should deal with the fact that you are a proud, untepentant pedophile? You are still opening your mouth up and down to talk. Piss taker. You are clearly a gutter rat, slimy dregs of the earth. I saw all the comments and kept quiet but this just pissed me off.

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    4. iyalode18 January 2015 at 23:06

      but careful with the way u insisting u slept with a 14yr old...don't implicate urself..And yes u have every right to be happy.

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    5. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 23:49

      Die over your matter? are you worth it? what have you achieved at your age and in life? Ooops i forgot, you slept with a 14 year old.

      Better go and get busy jo, atole, ole alapa ma sise, onidokudo, you are fasting indeed with all your perverted stunts, Bloody rapist, smelling dirty ibadan boy with a tiny shrivelled dick.

      Make una hide your pikin, this one can sleep with a 6year old, unrepentant jinxed rapist.

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    6. Collin Emeka9 January 2015 at 03:39

      E be like sey una no read that he no know the girl's age when she was asking for it. It can happen to any guy. Make una sofry sofry with the curses mbok.

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    7. Anonymous9 January 2015 at 09:37

      Collin Emeka,I like you very much.

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  7. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:34

    Ho Ho Ho
    Am just imagining that dick that is too big for condom.
    Hahaha
    Dirty mind, that dick must be suffering from "ibi"

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  8. Olivia Silk 8 January 2015 at 16:35

    Lol.

    Amma chill and read comments.

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    1. Taichi Chichi Okere8 January 2015 at 22:54

      Condoms like bras come in different sizes,a wrong size could mess up the whole gig.The right sized condom ensures maximum pleasure for male and female.

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  9. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:36

    Am allergic to big dicks oh,I can only like a big dick if its soft and smooth...without thunder veins and strech marks(ave seen one like that b4).No dick is too big for a condom but some small ones like groundnut size no need condom,na waterproof and rubber band dem need.But come oh stella,it seems you like dick and pussy related matters.lmao

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:55

      Funny you lol

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    2. brownsugar8 January 2015 at 17:02

      Waterproof and rubber band? Hahahahhahahahhaha. So funny

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    3. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:16

      Water what????? Beware, infections are real.

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    4. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 18:29

      Na wa for this juicy bebe. So u like Cigarette size. Chei na wa. My Man's size is Size 11. and I so love it, when it enters my cunt, my cunt grasps it. Big Dick is the best with my juicy cunt. Can so drip. Juicy bebe that means you will like that girl of yesterday's Finance. Tell her to pass onto you. Thank me later

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    5. Unknown8 January 2015 at 18:34

      Naija men with big dicks who specialize in tearing condoms and pussies,should go and buy original gold circle,it was built for big dicks, especially for Bayelsa guys.Even their little boys wey still dey wear pampers sef get big tins lmao....

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    6. Unknown8 January 2015 at 23:05

      Lmao

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    7. iyalode18 January 2015 at 23:07

      lmaoooo...u sick babe

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  10. SDK FIRST SON8 January 2015 at 16:37

    Excess time

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  11. World People8 January 2015 at 16:38

    They say that bullshit to go raw. Stella be like say you dey learn.

    Why any girl wld sleep with a man raw is beyond me. Stella do u knw some men have never used a cd and their excuse is that aids is not real? Pls ladies before u accept raw pr*ck, 1st of all go for hiv test and agree to being exclusive. But take my advise with a pinch of salt ooo,

    I don't know if this exclusive shit can work in Nigeria. wat if he does the hiv test and agrees to f*ck only you and a month later he's sleeping with a random chic raw? How wld u knw?

    Even married women dis days dey use CDs, ladies shine ur eyes oo.

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    1. Mma cee8 January 2015 at 17:33

      Lola dear a better advise would be to keep themselves for their husbands and stop fornicating.

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    2. Anonymous9 January 2015 at 18:13

      Ppl wan marry and wan dey Fuck Ard @ the same time talk abt eating bread and having it.... una never ready...even if u marry sef the divorce na accident waiting 2 happen

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  12. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:40

    The bigger the man the better for the woman. I dnt think there is any man that has something too big for condom.

    @iyke via Airtel SIM

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  13. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:47

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    Lmaoo... This babe just murder us men...
    *GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 18:17

      Doodie master.......
      How you dey......
      Any man wey say condom no dey size him dick wan knack raw

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    2. Unknown8 January 2015 at 18:18

      Where is dat dick head called OLAMIDE?

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  14. Jazzypeace8 January 2015 at 16:49

    I siddon dey wait for comments

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  15. ****Bbjac****8 January 2015 at 16:49

    Most men lie about their dick being too big for condom just becos they want it raw,so any babe that agrees to that na ishie,once met a man who said condom suffocates him,omo I run for my life.........o,that's the biggest ve seen apart from them pornstars pole like dick.No ikpapa deserves to be riped off in the name of Huge pole.I can't fit shout

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  16. Unknown8 January 2015 at 16:56

    Na wa

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  17. sarah8 January 2015 at 16:58

    Stella u and all this talks them self... I tire 4 u oooo. The babe is rite shaa,no dick is too big 4 a condom they just want to enjoy it raw without thinking of the consequences.

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  18. Ammy Becky8 January 2015 at 17:01

    Hmmmm
    Interesting topic...me likey lol

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  19. Ice Queen8 January 2015 at 17:01

    Is dick really too big for condoms
    I don't think so

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  20. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 17:04

    dis is so dayum fuuuuny...............chai [dicks with stretch marks]..sdk una no go kill person

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  21. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:05

    Yeeee only on stella dimoko's blog

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  22. Blackberry8 January 2015 at 17:10

    SA (zulu) guys r too big for condoms

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 19:41

      I have to avoid my new south African toaster then... #teamcelibacymbok

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    2. kukurooku8 January 2015 at 23:05

      No let sa guys gbensh u skin 2 skin o,na dem carry hiv pass.If condom no size abeg wear socks or turtle neck

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  23. Blackberry8 January 2015 at 17:11

    SA (zulu) guys r too big for condoms

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  24. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)8 January 2015 at 17:13

    Whether big or small, condom can fit in.

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  25. Miss Ess8 January 2015 at 17:15

    Really, condpm have sizes! Never knew.

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 19:41

      I just dey hear that one now too.. Na was o

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  26. SMURF8 January 2015 at 17:15

    And man that says he is too big for a condom either likes it raw or is stingy to spend his money on comdoms... it's elastic and sizes vary!

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    1. Unknown8 January 2015 at 19:42

      Stingy to spend money on condom???

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    2. SMURF8 January 2015 at 23:43

      Yes I know someone who is actually stingy to spend his money on condoms!! So he keeps having children like dogs!

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  27. Quiksilver8 January 2015 at 17:21

    Why should I run?
    Shey this thing no be elastic so?
    It expands and contracts.
    So,no shaking..Lol

    Been Single & celibate for too long.
    All these konji konji posts sha...it is well.

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  28. Unknown8 January 2015 at 17:34

    Am a virgin so I.d.k

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  29. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 18:25

    Na yoruba men be that. Dem no dey like to use condom. Even if dem where in between dem go use style remove am say d thing slip comot. One man do me like dat as we don finish I see condom for ground. How com. ? E lie say d thing comot. So e com comot sotay e fly go ground. Chaiiiiiii yoruba men. As ashawo kobokobo

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  30. Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB8 January 2015 at 18:37

    I usually patch too condoms together to fit in, it's not my fault I'm a tall Okrika man, effect of eating fresh fish I think

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 21:05

      Hian na when e reach toto and prick gist this one dey show with him curve 7 dick

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    2. Unknown9 January 2015 at 09:00

      Lmao....you guys won't kill some1 with all these funny comments
      #ABBYTOHXOFT

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  31. MOI8 January 2015 at 18:47

    It is just excuse to enjoy the thing raw.

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  32. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 19:33

    @Anon 16:37,if ur in Lagos I can proudly tell u d man u talking about*make I talk*
    Chai!! I did one time with extra vein dick! Chisos! I die resurrect.

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  33. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 19:33

    Stella darling it is not"taland" rather
    "talang".

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  34. Bootylycious diva8 January 2015 at 19:41

    water proof and rubber band omo una no go kill person for this blog

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  35. Jolly Saft8 January 2015 at 19:46

    Well, I am team #wantitmedium#. All this veeeeeery big dicks can make a woman lose weight. Abeg. Too much for me.

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2015 at 06:41

      Abi oo
      Me too...and its always painfull during penetration
      Please how can I get a blog ID
      Nd y can't I comment with opera mini

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  36. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 19:53

    She is right o jare!
    Nitty.
    www.thenitty-gritty.com

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  37. olu sales consult8 January 2015 at 20:37

    Runs gals full this blog!









































    Shine make I shine.

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  38. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 20:49

    @ Blackberry: That's bullcrap mama or do you want to tell us that you sampled all the Zulu men to arrive at your conclusion? And please, there's no dude in this world with a feet larger than this girl's leg so please dump that BS you are trying to market lol. It seems like you are trying to use style and advertise SA (Zulu dudes) as individuals with big D. Even if it's through for a lot of them, we all know that there's NOBODY with a d**k side that's even remotely close to being as big as Zara's leg unless the individual is suffering from elephantiasis which is a disease.

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 21:07

      What's this fool ranting about

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    2. Alamala9 January 2015 at 23:26

      I know?
      Probably posting on a free Richard card.

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    3. Alamala9 January 2015 at 23:30

      I know?
      Probably posting on a free Richard card.

      Delete
  39. midi8 January 2015 at 20:50

    nawawa

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  40. @DGoldenJenny8 January 2015 at 20:58

    Repent for the kingdom of God is near.
    For those of you who vomit rubbish from their mouth....pls have the fear of God ok!!!

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  41. Anonymous8 January 2015 at 21:01

    http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-sizes/condom-sizes#more-4

    A mans dick might not fit into a condom if he's wearing the wrong size.
    click on the article above for a condom size chart

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  42. Debbie me8 January 2015 at 21:04

    Lol. No comment. Just sitting down and reading comments.

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  43. ChyAdaJesus8 January 2015 at 21:17

    Nawa........

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  44. Unknown8 January 2015 at 21:28

    Ok o, I've heard you all.
    Just passing by.

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  45. Nkem8 January 2015 at 21:31

    She's a 17 year old girl, already conversant with condoms, mens' dicks and lies men tell....na wa o, the world don spoil finish.

    Men with dicks too big for condom, hope your dicks are too big for HIV and STDs...

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  46. Ayisire Juliet8 January 2015 at 22:52

    Opinika

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  47. Unknown8 January 2015 at 23:02

    No dick is bigger than condom. That's a blue lie

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  48. Unknown8 January 2015 at 23:27

    *i dey observe female BVs comments*

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  49. Unknown8 January 2015 at 23:37

    Lmao...the ppl on dis blog eh?

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  50. Anonymous9 January 2015 at 01:38

    That is igbo men for you- they are too stingy to buy condoms.

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  51. Anonymous9 January 2015 at 11:49

    My bfs,dick is like pencil and he will still b having mouth.mschewww.i don tire

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  52. Christina typearls9 January 2015 at 14:41

    she has passed around the message well

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