Good Morning!
Have you read the headlines today? Smoking hot!
GUARDIAN
*Governance suffers as politics takes centre stage
*Military recovers 30 communities, sacks terrorists
*IPMAN blames alleged hike in lifting cost
*ECOWAS court pledges protection for 750,000 stateless persons
*Canadian pastor 'missing in North Korea'
*Venezuela gives US two weeks to cut 80 diplomats
*Ukraine crisis: OSCE monitors 'to be sent to truce violation areas'
*Australia to send more troops to train Iraqi forces
*Obama: Iran should halt nuclear work for decade
*Group cautions FG on privatisation of NACETEM
*Aregbesola congratulates Adeboye at 73
THISDAY
*Petrol Scarcity Worsens as Marketers Rely on NNPC
*Lamido: South-west Zone Won't Vote for Buhari
*INEC to Test-run Card Readers on Saturday
*Troops Liberate 30 Communities in N'East, Rout Boko Haram in Yobe Villages
*Namibian President Pohamba Gets $5m Mo Ibrahim Prize
*INEC Backs Presence of Military During Elections
*Okonjo-Iweala: Jonathan Working Tirelessly to Create 1.8m Jobs
*Tinubu, Fani-Kayode Slogfest Gets Nastier as Parties Resort to Name-calling,
Abuses
*Dangote, Adenuga, Alakija Slip in Forbes Billionaires' List
*Jonthan Gives 164 Ex-NYSC Members Automatic Employment, Scholarships
*APC Faults Ribadu on Change of C-in-C
*Boko Haram Attacks Niger Republic
VANGUARD
*Fuel scarcity gets worse nationwide
*Group offers to sponsor Buhari, Jonathan debate in UK
*Bini royal family flays chiefs' disagreement on presidential candidate
*Fuel Queues: LASTMA urges motorists to exercise restraint
*Super Eagles to play Bafana Bafana on March 29
*Eagles job isn't Keshi's birthright - Prince Oduah
*Minister urges Senate to pass bill against defilement of young boys
*Abia: Orji's shoes are big but I'll run faster - Ikpeazu
*Orbih accuses Edo APC of destroying posters of PDP candidates
*Man, 44, charged to court for rings theft
*Enyimba on course for third CAF title, says Anyansi-Agwu
*Police recover large cache of illegal arms nationwide
*Herbalist, client in war of words over N500,000 fee
PUNCH
*Anxiety as Jega meets RECs Wednesday
*Boko Haram beheads two men in new video
*Opposition leaders behind fuel scarcity -Mu'azu
*Iran deal threatens Israel's security -Netanyahu
*FG deploys more troops to stabilise N'East for elections
*N25.7bn fraud: Court decides Atuche's fate April 13
*'I'm not aware of N7bn bribe'
*LASG takes over case of eight-month-detained teenager
*APC to sue Fani-Kayode over Tinubu/Osinbajo oath-taking claim
*Ogun: INEC discovers 555 PVCs for dead persons
*No party can beat PDP, Jonathan boasts
*Court rejects application stopping INEC from using card reader
*Between voters and credible elections
TRIBUNE
*A'Ibom JUSUN calls off strike
*You are not God, Fani-Kayode replies
*Dead DELSU lecturer, 2 others dismissed for misconduct
*Group commends Afenifere, OPC, Yoruba leaders for endorsing Jonathan
*APC to PDP, Fani-Kayode: Produce evidence of Osinbajo's oath-taking or ...
*INEC discovers 555 PVCs of dead persons in Ogun
*Blame Jonathan for poor quality advice -APC
*Adeboye is an exemplary nation builder -Buhari
*Fear grips Adamawa residents as military aircraft deposit bombs
*FG created 1.4 million jobs in 3 years -Okonjo-Iweala
*Be on guard, FG tasks public, private institutions
*Nigeria loses N400bn to 2015 election shift -NAHCO MD
*JAMB candidates in fisticuffs with officials, over delay in print-out
*Jonathan, PDP gov aspirants meet in Aso Rock
*Dangote's fortune drops to $14.7bn from $25bn -Forbes
*Court refuses to grant interim injunction over use of card reader machine
Hmmm,i like this initiative....e go make me conclude on d news paper I wan buy...lol
ReplyDeleteWho still buys newspapers sef! When you can get all the info you need online, even from the newspaper websites.
DeleteNewspapers are gradually fading out. You'll just be filling your shelf with junk of papers.
Nice stuffs
DeleteAPC APC everywhere.... Kaai....town criers
Yes ooo....@Good luck boasts jarre....no party can beat PDP
APC head sef no dey dere....even for Lagos sef dem don loose gallantly
@Galore
The Jonathan's blood runs in us..........
DeleteOkay!!..
ReplyDeleteSomething shld be done abt this fuel scarcity.
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President Diezianne and VP GEJ have the cause and solution to d fuel scarcity.
DeleteI pray they decide to have mercy on nigerians by the time they retire to their secret bedroom. #rme
Am telling u. Up.till now I can't buy fuel.. Nawa.....
DeleteYesssss! Card reader MUST be used.
ReplyDeleteStill no fuel in my motor *wailing*
I fear for this nation. May God take absolute control.
ReplyDeleteno party can beat PDP oga Jonah yes o team GEJ any nice headlines this morning keep it up Stella
ReplyDelete#GODWIN
FG created 1.4m jobs in 3 years? Waoow!!! Pls Madam Okonjo-Iweala may I ask who and where are the beneficiaries?
DeleteSparkles the job didn't get to you dors not mean no job was created. See even in the Western world there are still job issues. Nigeria is still developing. All the past Leaders Mess up all these things we are suffering today. Time will change everything
Deleteno party can beat PDP oga Jonah yes o team GEJ anyway nice headlines this morning keep it up Stella
ReplyDelete#GODWIN
Same news everyday. Card reader shouldn't be abolished. Bc it will help to identify fake cards.
ReplyDeleteNigeria loses 400bn to election shift? Wtf...what did they use such amount of money for?
ReplyDeleteDid u even read that part well? Dyu even know the full meaning of NAHCO? My darling, google is ur friend or at least,buy the paper
DeleteI feel what NAHCO are trying to say Business are on Standstill because Election was postponed. Business People are not sending goods down
DeleteSeen! Thanks for d headlines.
ReplyDeleteDope
ReplyDeleteNigeria my country I hail thee,those who should lead us right are busy engaging in show of shame each day.
ReplyDeleteTruly,governance has taken a backseat because the so called leaders/politicians are jostling for positions,to see who comes out the loudest in the war of words going on and whose pockets gets filled the most.
Kudos to our Nigerian Army,may God continue to be their strength.
BLOG ANALYSER: great! Will read the interesting topics later from the news papers
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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""*No party can beat PDP, Jonathan boasts"" for ur dream nw.....
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"*Okonjo-Iweala: Jonathan Working Tirelessly to Create 1.8m Jobs"" for ur dream mr man....
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*Lamido: South-west Zone Won't Vote for Buhari" yu be God nw....
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*Military recovers 30 communities, sacks terrorists" may God continue to bless this people for us......
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If you guys check very well, you all will see that the first states that started this fuel scarcity were APC states.
ReplyDeleteThe opposition is doing everything possible to frustrate this administration,wicked lots.
I live in lagos,so i know what i am talking about.
There is fuel but for some evil reasons they refuse to sell,they even prefer to sell to people that are buying for black market.
Shame on you all that are the enemy of the nation.
Chi you are very right even in Benin this bunch of losers and hypocrites won't allow things go. The normal way because they want to frustrate the president,they will all fail,always making noise up and down
DeleteMtcheeeeew
All dese foolish igbo gehs.mtchew
DeleteScarcity started in Abuja before Lagos. We musn't politicise everything!
DeleteU're beauty without brain. Stupid prostitute. Don't worry, wen Buhari wins, he wld take u off d street before u contact HIV. Buhari is winning wit landslide(IJN). March4Buhari
DeleteChichi Exotic you just took the words out of mouth but God is Greater. ThankGod for postive results from our military. God bless Nigeria
DeleteYou guys keep making excuses for your presidents inadequacies. This present administration strives on blame trading.
DeleteOpposition was the sponsor of boko haram now opposition is the cause of fuel scarcity.
Why don't they bring out evidence that opposition caused the scarcity and use it to boost thier campaign.
Abeg jona and co park well soon opposition would be the cause of the continous souring dollar rate. And people like you keep making excuses for them.
Biko continue
Hmm, must you guys curse? And y r u so pained? Na wa o
DeleteOk, seen
ReplyDeleteCan this election come and go already plss.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, most Bvs in this blog are follow follow, sheepishly bending towards any trend just to belong.
Surprised when I opened IHN ystrday and saw Bvs writing 'take heart chizoba', 'I'm sorry for ur loss chizoba', 'it is well Chizoba'. One even went to the extent of empathizing by comparing how she felt when she lost her dad and understnds how chizoba feels. Like WTF??????the death of ur father to that of an ex of a married woman shamelessly gushing abt past love on a blog?
A young man is dead, a family is bereaved and rather than to sympathize with the bereaved family or pray for d man's soul, y'all were consoling chizoba, a woman whose only claim to fame is dating uche elendu's BIL once upon a time, swiftness to insult pple on blogs and her gutter language.
Anyone can come and curse me out under my comment but I don't really care because I know the truth bites!
Dear dead man, ur death is so sad because ur life was cut short by evil pple while another famz on it. May God grant ur REAL family the fortitude to bear the loss Amen
Nice one
DeleteLol.
DeleteNothing wrong in mourning but an 'ex' to that extent? Afraid catch me. 'Something' must have been going on between them. But what do I know?
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The word 'ex' does not exist in my vocabulary. We went our separate ways, I DO NOT know you again as someone I dated.
I don't see any reason why an ex should have such a hold on a married woman.
Well, she's bereaved all the same so Chizoba, take heart.
Amen, nice one Coco
DeleteYou are spot on Cocoz. When I saw that post, I thought to myself " This Chizoba has taken shamelessness to another level ".
DeleteI am an igbo woman and I wonder how an Igbo lady would be advertising her ex in public and even claims her husband is aware. She just gives people the impression her husband is a fool. Dafuck?
But honestly , it's forbidden in isoko land where u come from,for a married woman to be talking about ex
DeleteCocoz" may you live long, because you've spoken well.
DeleteAs per news update, was it just me that saw in Tribune " dead lecturers and two others dismissed? Naija we hail thee...lol
*ticktock
Where r d 1.4 million jobs
ReplyDeletewhy will a group sponsor GEJ and buhari's debate in UK.unto wetin now!!!!what kind of insult is that one. is UK Africa or Nigeria????.those over there do they come down here for debate??? if they want to sponsor them, let them come and do it here. enough of reducing us to nothing.
ReplyDeleteThose group must be from APC. Nonsense pple. Cameroun should come here to debate plus Obama. Nonsense pple
DeleteU do realise there r at least 3million Nigerians in the UK?
Deleteed dreamz leaving in jupiter for your mind abi.
ReplyDeleteyou this apc man. PDP all the way. we are winning.
anyway i need fuel, who can tell me where there is no queue so that i can take my beautiful car to that place.
dont mind all those saying chizoba take heart, instead of saying dead oga family take heart. it is well. no need reading newspapers again until i see fuel
They have fuel at PDP Secretariat. U can take ur "beautiful car" there. Lol
DeleteYou are winning but called Chinyelu Pdp barking Dog yesterday. You are Gullible
DeleteAnon 15.36, anybody with proper home training would be irritated by Chinyelu's name-calling on this blog. Even Jona himself!
DeleteNigeria is the best country in the world,take it or leave it lol
ReplyDeleteWATCH: How this Yoruba guys abused and molested a secondary school girl
ReplyDeleteThey took everything by force.
They never showed mercy
Watch=>> HERE
Ok seen,nice headlines
ReplyDeleteGovernment achievements in Nigeria are seen in papers but not on ground. And for those saying opposition are the one causing the fuel scarcity, is NNPC under opposition government?or are they the one paying the marketers the subsidy? There will be fuel scarcity. It's a simple math..$1= N222, fuel price was reduced to n87 per litre thereby increasing the payment being used for subsidy. All these beer parlour talk that opposition is responsible for fuel scarcity should be discarded.
ReplyDeleteThank u, Ladun
DeleteGEJ this GEJ that....All I wanna hear is absolute free education, free medicals, job opportunities yafu yafu in Mama Peace voice.
ReplyDeleteChi Exotic, is Abuja an APC State? I'm asking cos that's the first place I heard of fuel scarcity.
ReplyDeleteLeave that Bimbo.
DeleteThis fuel Scarcity no reach me ooo. If you live in Ikoyi axis go to Forte Oil you will get fuel to any quantity u want. Same 87 Naira. Odetola is our Man so he can't hoard or increase the price. Ndo to all my PDP people have the challenge of getting fuel.
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ReplyDeleteYes, Sunshine the Crockadilla pig, I like the name Bimbo.
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