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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Says The End Of Pepper Soup Politicking Is Neigh In Nigeria ...LOL


Hon Patrick Obahiagbon, a former legislator and current Edo State Chief of Staff, widely known for his lexological grandiloquence has shared his views on the just concluded elections in a series of tweets...









Also, in an interview with Punch today when asked what was responsible for the low turnout of voters last Saturday, he said...

"I’m sure the low voter turnout could be attributable to a vaudeville of ratiocinations. The presidential election attracted more voters ostensibly because that was the political elephant and was therefore occasioned with anttendant publicity ballyhoo. A vast majority of Nigerians were also righteously indignant of the state of economic quagmire, political phantasmagoria and social disequilibrium the philistine and clueless government of President Jonathan has plummeted the country.

They saw in the presidential election a sui generis opportunity to get the yoke off their back and that they did ferociously. This passion was not as frenzied in the last election."























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72 comments:

  1. Eka Joy14 April 2015 at 16:56

    I do not understand more than half of what he's saying

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    1. Unknown14 April 2015 at 17:15

      I really don't know why I opened this post.

      Using grammer to keep himself relevant.

      With his akpa beans trouser.

      Lol.

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    2. Unknown14 April 2015 at 17:20

      Let's go there chief of staff ...

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    3. GALORE14 April 2015 at 17:26

      What is this one saying?


      Change for were mbok?


      Thank God say una no carry una ye ye change near these States

      @Cross river
      @Ebonyi
      @Akwa ibom
      @Rivers
      @Enugu
      @Delta


      We are okey with ourselves....we need no "fake ness"





      @Galore

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    4. Unknown14 April 2015 at 18:34

      Inugwa bekee
      Abeg make go drink kunu

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    5. chick felix14 April 2015 at 19:10

      I thought I was d only one....U need to see my face y reading thru his twit

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    6. Unknown14 April 2015 at 22:39

      Aunty Stella lwkmd here. My belle ooooo hahahahahahaha

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    7. Alloy Chikezie 15 April 2015 at 01:30

      Hahahaha I Hope these change is a positive one to sweep away the epileptic.government of GEJ which was swimming in an aqua laded with unavoidable cataracts.

      Your comment will be visible after approval

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  2. Yori Yori Princess14 April 2015 at 16:57

    Dont know how this man will stand before God on the judgment day to sprew grammar to God on how he has performed in his journey.

    na wa the angels of God will bring dictionary to summarise the big grammar before he knows where to stay.

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    1. sasha bone14 April 2015 at 17:10

      Hahahaha

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    2. knowurway.com14 April 2015 at 18:43

      Lmao!!!!!!! Loveme Jeje, u just crack me up, maybe the angels of God may help him interpret on that day. Lol, that is our man, the son of igodomigodo patrick obahiagbon.

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    3. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 19:03

      Ha ha ha !

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    4. ChyAdaJesus14 April 2015 at 22:20

      Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik

      Bwahahahahahahaha.....

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    5. Chinyelu Okenyeka14 April 2015 at 23:10

      Hahahahahahahahsha. Lwkmd

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    6. Unknown15 April 2015 at 04:25

      Trust me. God Himself loves comedy. Ahahahah. Holy Micheal feloritsico squalid title Exmouth catastrophe. Yepa!

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  3. Unknown14 April 2015 at 16:59

    Let me look for my dictionary first,,,,,Lmaoooooo

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    1. Me14 April 2015 at 17:09

      Waste of time opening this "postoperfefepatrick" #rotatingMyEyez

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    2. Cutie Berry14 April 2015 at 19:54

      Crazy man

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    3. ADEDOLAPO 15 April 2015 at 01:30

      Someone please subtitle oooo

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  4. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 17:03

    Hmm it is wa! PH in a Bermuda triangle lolz

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  5. modupe14 April 2015 at 17:05

    all i can see from the photo is his trouser.

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  6. Opeke14 April 2015 at 17:12

    Lmao....all the tweets looks gibberish to me.My eyes kept turning while reading.This man dey try with all his big big grammar.



    #bekindtooneanother

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  7. Unknown14 April 2015 at 17:14

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    This man should be buhari ryt hand man no doubt.....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  8. MADE IN NIGERIA14 April 2015 at 17:15

    Dis man no go kill person..... U need dictionary 4 hand oo b4 u can deduce what he is really saying! Lolzz

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  9. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 17:17

    Hon Patrick I hope u know very well dat u are not communicating.

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  10. Scarlet14 April 2015 at 17:24

    hahahaha...hope i'll see all these words in the dictionary...His pants in the pic...creepy!

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  11. Teejay14 April 2015 at 17:28

    LMAO! This man gets me cracked up with his hilarious grammar. The amazing part is that the big words he usually churns out are grammatically correct! A very intelligent man indeed although I wish he stops suffocating the masses with his excessively flamboyant grammar.

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    1. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 20:10

      You sef...

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    2. Unknown15 April 2015 at 04:26

      And he keeps a straight face even when everyone around is laughing. Ahahahahahaha

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  12. Unknown14 April 2015 at 17:29

    I no dey read

    Where is my dictionary

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  13. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)14 April 2015 at 17:41

    He shld go rest joor.

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  14. Perfect Nails and Lashes, Lagos7add434d @perfectnailsnlashes14 April 2015 at 17:49

    Hian.....

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  15. DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS14 April 2015 at 17:54

    To all d tribalistic pple on dz blog, those that dr political view reeks of just tribal and ethono-religious sentiments, una don hear? U kno yourselves.

    The end of pepper soup politicking is neigh. The end of a clueless regime dt left over 20,000 innocent pple dead is near. The change will come with u or inspite of u. It's either u join d winning team or...

    U kno the rest.

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    1. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)14 April 2015 at 20:08

      Gbam!

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    2. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 21:04

      Goat face.... We are waiting. All of you singing change has come let's see how it will be 1 year down the line. I am so looking forward to cursing buhari and blaming him for even my period cramps. The way everything na jona fault

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    3. Chinyelu Okenyeka14 April 2015 at 23:24

      @ Anon 21:04 ur post cracked me up. Just like one Mugu I saw peeing infront of BarBeach last year with his friend, I stood somewhere close to them, as they were passing one said every where smelling pee pee, This GEJ Adminstration is Nonsense etc, I told him excuse me I just saw your peeing down there how does the pee smell affect GEJ? The guy was embarrassed.

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    4. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 23:42

      Like it or not. Nigeria don better. Join d train of change

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  16. Unknown14 April 2015 at 18:00

    Grammer too Much Bikonu, See Trouser Jehovah..

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  17. Unknown14 April 2015 at 18:02

    Didnt understand anything. I wonder how he communicates with his family. Or just the media.

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  18. faithful faith14 April 2015 at 18:08

    Why can't this man communicate for once?? Haba! I jes wasted my time reading this without dictionary Mtscchheewwww

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  19. amarachi14 April 2015 at 18:12

    This man needs Jesus, what in God's name does all these grammar mean.

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  20. Marviz14 April 2015 at 18:14

    If I hear! And between y hin carry trouser put for belle. Funny man

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  21. Marviz14 April 2015 at 18:14

    If I hear! And between y hin carry trouser put for belle. Funny man

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  22. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 18:27

    Pls bvs who can interpret. Rolling eyes and waiting

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  23. Ice Queen14 April 2015 at 18:34

    Fool mtcheeeeew

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  24. mrs mustapha14 April 2015 at 18:41

    This guy eh but why the pant drawn up to his chest. I just wonder how he communicates with his kids especially when angry.

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  25. francesca14 April 2015 at 18:43

    If this man na my lecturer eehn? Na so I fail o, LOL

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  26. Unknown14 April 2015 at 18:54

    The mussolinin in Ekiti....
    The Musiliu @obanikoro in Ekiti...hahahahaha

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    1. datudichic14 April 2015 at 20:36

      Biko, Osi gini? Did he say 'muslims' full Ekiti? Bhahahahaha! I need an interpreter ooo Lmao

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  27. Lacey Love14 April 2015 at 18:54

    I just read but I don't know what I'm reading. Lol

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  28. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 19:04

    Ha this man mean with the way e dey use English slap person brain o

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  29. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 19:17

    I can tell u for free dat it's dis obahiogbon's English dat made him lost his re election and am pretty sure it's dis same English dat will make angels mistakenly send him to hell fire. Obahiagbonism can be defined as d art of confusing people with grammar. Lol

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  30. Olaide Davies.14 April 2015 at 19:23

    The Guy is not communicating.

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  31. fola14 April 2015 at 19:23

    Can't stop laffing, love me jeje u r smtin else.

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  32. Unknown14 April 2015 at 19:29

    NONSENSE👌👌Hes not communicating😁😁

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  33. Unknown14 April 2015 at 19:51

    And somebody said he graduated as a law student? Correct but clueless grammar.

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  34. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 19:57

    What is communication? I think this man is missing the meaning, using grandiloquent words in communication while driving other party ain't getting a shit if what you're saying is simply wasting if time.... Patrick this is Nigeria..speak layman English
    .when you get to Cambridge you can blow as much grammar as you can both erroneous and otherwise.

    The interview is funny though. ..am just imaging how his mouth will moving while vomiting those grammars.

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  35. Calabar Gal14 April 2015 at 19:59

    I need my dictionary - I have learnt at least 10 new words just by scrolling down..... Kai - they must not pass me by - if I know what the words mean, then I can put them to use....

    Hon - do you browse your dictionary as 'bedtime reading'? Haba!!

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  36. Miss Ess14 April 2015 at 20:18

    I can't laugh mbok

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  37. Unknown14 April 2015 at 20:48

    To be honest I,m just reading it for d sound dats all.

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  38. REXOVIC14 April 2015 at 21:16

    Just d laugh I need after a hard day work !

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  39. Unknown14 April 2015 at 21:17

    I don't know what transpired today but I got his message .... Hmmm is it that I too wanna become a future grammarian?? Talk to me lord "
    Lolzzz.... My Edo bro forever representing !!
    Holla people ... Hope you all are good? Cheers!!!

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  40. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 21:51

    BRUUUUHHHHHHH 😒😒😒

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  41. Vivaciara14 April 2015 at 22:11

    His trouser has four buttons.
    God, I can't stop laughing.

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  42. Anonymous14 April 2015 at 23:23

    OP#wakapass*

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  43. Oga oh14 April 2015 at 23:41

    This man has a medical condition ...psychiatrists in the house pls help!!!!

    Meanwhile, was it not on the platform of PDP that he went to the House of Reps? Now, PDP is evil...lol..

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  44. Cynthia Iyede14 April 2015 at 23:48

    One can only understand all he said with the help of a dictionary on stand by.

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  46. Anonymous15 April 2015 at 03:55

    Stella, I think he's a bv cos he shared this post on his Facebook page :D

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  47. Anonymous15 April 2015 at 07:18

    Bros, fear God o!
    Sherry's Daughter

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  48. Timi Da Uyi15 April 2015 at 10:31

    Please correct me if i am wrong. Seems most people here literally have assumed that the btw (By The Way) means between? Seriously how does it sound to you writing like tha? example is;
    Anonymous Marviz said...
    If I hear! And between y hin carry trouser put for belle. Funny man

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  49. Anonymous15 April 2015 at 19:35

    He probably wants to out as bring eccentric!

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