Thursday In House News...

God bless you as you read todays in house news..God bless everyone who has ever reached out and touched the broken,derelict and hungry folks via this blog.......God bless and uplift you and i pray that your store house never goes empty....

WTE POWERFIX NIGERIA LIMITED JUST FOR YOU

Good day Stella,

My team and I comprising of Business strategists and lawyers just incorporated a Company, WTE Powerfix Nigeria Limited which render the following services

a. Registration of Companies, Business name, Incorporated Trustees,Trademark and Patent

 b. Preparation of Business Proposals 

c. Corporate Governance Reviews 

d. Company Secretariat Services 

e. Corporate Due Diligence

f. Prepare/file Annual Returns and other documents with the Corporate Affairs Commission and other related regulatory bodies. 

If any BVS in the house is in need of any of the above stated services kindly contact us on 08037032004, 08064063661 or wteltd2014@outlook.com. 

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MAMA NNUKU DON LAND WITH AMEBO GIST

Stellostic Stellz, Awfa? How body?God bless you Jare! your home family and blog.. chop kisseeeh! 

sdk and sdk'ers una doooh ooo (in benin)

Kedu my people... (in igbo) Ekasan eyin temi ooo..(in yoruba) sanu ooooo (in hausa) abadiiiiii(in calabar)lol

Thank you to the jollof rice lady that promised me stuff,she welcomed me in2 her home and gave me the stuff she promised, and thanks to the other lady she sent someone to my office to come drop Easter gift for me God bless you both... God bless all of you who have reahed out to me one way or the other, those of you who havent reach out may God embarass you with blessing so you can also reach out.. *warm hug*

How una dey my people today i want to saluteh a lot of people on this blog so if you nor see your name bear with me and know that sincerely i truly love y'all.. without you guys i am nothing...

without you guys i am no superstar

(mtcheeew Vera c'mon gerrout there who made you a superstar? who do you think you are.. nonsense) Lmaooo... 

Mao akuh, supermom, bloglord,tgw, biancabruno, uselushell, fruitylicious, morrybaby,xoxo,genny la baby, unsolicited advise,fanimourous,onyiye amaka, Ay,chinyere ekeh,peridot, 1 blessed girl,sexydiva,aurora,brown sugar, tayan taylor,ada dennis,fierce,michelleogo,iyke david,stella dellavega,amy becky,.. you you and you.. Thank you so much you people rock my world.. Thank you all to all the Negative commentors too here is a kiss!

Gist:

On Thursday night i was going home, i got to the bustop ewo le, ewo le ooo(mak una enter) lol.. N70 bus..

lai lai oo, what rubbish how will i enter from Apongbon N70 it cazn't happen .. lol.. i have to wait for N50 Naira bus i convinced myself... lol finally my level of bus come .. hahhahahhahhaaahha..

i quickly jumped in and sat at the back seat, i sat beside a woman and a guy.. hmmmn, i brought out my phone to read sdkblog as i was fondling the phone i began to hear beside me..

woman: Dont disturb me i say dont disturb me, that how you people will enter motor and be looking for trouble

me: i rolled my eyes to see who was disturbing her abi na ghost? na their i realise say the person i sat next to as skoi skoi, i detected from her dressing, choi... i am done for.. my mind kept playing pranks with me and telling me na God catch u, sheybi u dey find 50 naira bus.. (lol) i began to pray in my mind..

The bus kept moving the driver said abeg make una help us gather money sit by sit.. choi.. i quickly gave my money to the next guy beside us, the guy now asked me where is the other woman money? see me see wahala ooo i dont know na i replied, ask her na.. the woman just look me and the guy and hissed out loudly.. the journey continued.. driver asked E remain one person wey never pay ooo.. the skoi skoi lady brought out N500 streched her hand to give her money a woman in the front seat collected to help her .. as the journey continued na so the driver enter galooping, na so i use body touch this woman choi, na so she start again.

woman: what is it?i say what is it... why are you disturbing me.. oya shift.. lmaooo 

me: i no even reply .. i begin sing, Jesus jesus it is with much pleasuure that i praize your name, jesus jesus is it with much pleasure that i praise your name ... hhahahhahahhahha

woman: keep quiet , is this your personal car, why are you disturbing, thats how you would b looking for trouble she just begin talk orisirisi only her ooo..

me: immediately i kept my mouth shut.. the guy beside me said thank God nor be me sitdown beside her..

when we were a bit close to the bus stop the driver asked who never collect change, the lady answered, i think she was expecting the woman that collected the money from her to also say something but the other woman didnt say anythng.. The driver stopped the bus and said everybody come down hold up dey front .. people were like we never reach bus stop na driver, na so the skoi skoi woman shout c'mon get down jare is it not you that collected money from me and couldnt say anything(in yoruba language) lol

before she go talk finish the woman don jump go down ..lol.. everybody came down from the bus and were talking, so na craze person we follow enter motor?  i didnt even bother to discuss it.. i just comot my shoe wear my slippers cross to the other side and begin to walk as fast as my leg would carry me ooo...

That is the end of the gist .. lmaoooo.. Remember the offiz gist i said i will send, i will only send to Stella make una nor vex ***shines teeth**** .. 

So please because of this incident i have decided to request for a car giveaway and i know my epper is on this blog... *sideeye* please anyone who wanna do car give-away should consider me ..lol

(Vera ole car ko, trailer ni, beggi beggi oshi) hahahhahhahahhahhaaaahahah.. Una bye bye ooo

*********signed nnuku kork********change of name alert! 

Nnuku Kork?Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha..Mama Nnuku abeg i no fit laugh.Send that office gist to my inbox abeg.

You don turn big babe for this blog.HIAN!

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Amebo Gist On Nude Pics

Hello, Mrs K.

See what has happened oh. Recently, the nudes of about 4 girls were released on twitter by one boy they all liked . Apparently, they all sent him their nudes through Snapchat and he was immature enough to release them. So, it turned out that the boy (who happens to be a very good looking) had been stringing all of them along, claiming to like them. He then asked for their nudes which they sent to him and he posted them online. The pictures  went viral and also trended on twitter.

The guy, who's name is Saleem is a Nigerian based in Canada and his twitter handle is ThatGuy_Saleem. He even went as far as posting the girls' Snapchat names however, they have blocked their accounts.

A lot of people on twitter slammed him but he replied them saying he didn't care. He even went as far as telling his followers to unblock him if they didn't like what he was doing.

A lot of people have been criticizing the boy for what he did but my own is, why would those girls send nudes to a guy when he's not your bf? Even if he's your bf, it's still very risky as some guys could be very foolish and pass it around. Sha, maybe this is what happens when one is 'blinded' by love(or lust)

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Mrs. K, I don't know if you'll post the boy's twitter handle on your blog because some amebo people will rush to twitter to view them lol. Anything you want to do oh. It's all up to you. 

IrregularGirl

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THANK YOU BV ZIKA

Good day Stella,

Thanks for advertising the property I sent in on Monday on IHN. 

Also I would like to let you know that the sum of N25k has been paid into David Obakpe's account as promised.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to do this. Remain blessed.

Ngozi.

David is the blog visitor who had an accident with Keke,he was the only survivor.he lost a job he got in Dubai and is still in hospital recupurating

Thank you Ngozi

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DRIVERS NEEDED

Good day Stella, thanks for this opportunity to use your blog platform to bless lives and put smiles on people's face. From the Previous Posts, Capable hands have been employed, all thanks to You and the Blog. We are urgently in need of 2 Drivers who should reside on/around Magodo/Ikeja or on the Island.

Requirements include:

#Valid Driver's license .

#Minimum of WAEC.

Interested applicants can forward their CVs to jgirl4c@yahoo.com

Thanks.

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Hi Stella, 

My name I can't say right now, I got married last year to a man who was introduced to me by a family friend he was 13years older than me and based in Canada after marriage he stayed for about 4months and traveled back to Canada he started unnecessary issues immediately he got there only called once in a day and at a particular time at first he was sending money then later he stopped I did not mind as I was making beads and was able to take care of myself only for me to find out late last year that he was married in Canada and he just married me as his Nigerian wife but I remember what pastor Adeboye said about being the 2nd wife so I have left ....but I am so heartbroken and I am just 27years old.......

I need a good friend and if it leads to marriage ,I don't mind this is my BBM pin 7e2d19c3.....Thanks Stella.

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BLOG VISITOR CHYSUGAR REPLIES MEMO

Hi Stella,

I am writing in because of the IHN memo directly referring to me.

I actually have a very kind hearted BV,by name DUCHESS on my list who contacted me from singles and mingles post where I wrote that I needed female friends who are smart,intelligent and serious minded like I am...

I can proudly say that the few ladies who added me are beautiful, awesome,intelligent and have the capacity to hold mind blowing and educative conversations‎...Am grateful for that.

In the course of my work as a make up artist and event s consultant,i sought for help through a BC on BBM about any online site where I can buy some products abroad and have it shipped to Nigeria..Duchess pinged and offered to help me with her house address for shipment...‎I still have our conversation and therefore will munch as an attachment to this mail...

Perhaps I mistook DUCHESS for Rotterdam BV,am sorry about that...

As for the BV's who called me a liar,well I pray y'all get judged the same way you did to me...None of you is big enough to bully me out of this blog,you guys gotta try harder...

Thank you Stella,You are doing a great job

Please post this for me,even though I know if there's anyone I owe an explanation, it's you or Rotterdam BV

Awwww.thanks for explaining honey!

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WANNA STUDY ABROAD?

Dear Stella,

Please help me post on your ihn for BV to help patronise my new business.

If you are interested or know someone that wants to study abroad. Scholarships will depend on your credentials you submit but only for MBA, MSc IT, MSc Project Management, MSc International Accounting and finance, and International Marketing. I do not charge for this service as it is a new business and I am trying to startup and attract people. You only pay directly to the university once you get your admission.

Please contact me on zariniworks@aol.co.uk if you are interested or require further information.

God bless you all

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR CHIOMA CHUKWUJI

Happy birthday darling,you fine oh.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

This is a plea to blog visitors to kindly patronise my hubby's business. He deals with Korean wallpaper, Polaris and Rex brand. 3D panels, Cornices and dome, customised wall painting. 

Business has been slow these days and i will be very grateful for a turnaround in his business. 

Attached are samples of some of works done.  Prices are very affordable and there is value for money. 

Bbm pin is 557DF35B and contact phone is 09037374515. Mr Bamidele 

Thank you so much in anticipation of a turn around and orders

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USED WORK CLOTHES NEEDED

Please i want to use this medium to beg your blog visitors that are plus size (20-22) to please  help me out with their clothes they don't use anymore(work clothes, casuals, natives, weavon etc) and shoes (size 42).

please i need them badly,both work clothes and casual clothes. they can contact me through my email odey.lizzy10@gmail.com  

 thank you

*side eyes*

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AMEBO GIST

Hello Stella. To say I dey gbadun you na understatement. Na me the 3rd mainland bridge shitter. 

Anytime i pass that spot, I wave to the point, lol. No mind me jare. To the gist I have.

I think Oba Akiolu is just used to "funny prayers". So it happened that I went to one big people's traditional wedding(any wedding people have enough to drink and eat irrespective of the variety). 

I sat down close to the side door that wasnt opened to all before. While I was eating, I noticed that 2 white cap chiefs passed by me. 1 of them is Ojora of Ijora I hope am correct.  They were in a hurry, minutes later, I was looking face to face with the Oba of Lagos, Eleko of Eko, hmmm I was thrilled o.

So immediately he sat down, people started going to his seat to greet him. Small time, the Alaga iduro (trad marriage coordinator) announced to everyone that he is around and so she went to him to pay homage.  She started greeting him traditionally,  na so Kabiesi beckoned on his escort, a police man, he collected one of the bulky envelopes from the man and dropped it in d woman's bowl. Hmmm, the money go make sense. 

So I think Kabiesi is related to the bride's family. The couple were called to come greet Oba so he can suure (pray for them). Now before they came forward, the Alaga out of excitement don dey pray fo them say whatever prayer kabiesi pray for them shall be so. So they came and knelt down.  Kabiesi started praying and people were saying Amen/Amin/Ase.

Stella, the thing next thing Kabiesi just turned to the groom and said, Waa se iru eleyi lemeji si o (that he will do this two times more). Na so everybody inside hall shout aaahhhh.

Next thing he said that he has more than 1 wife now so what if the guy decides to have more. 

So you see, the Oba isnt always careless with the igbos, think he's just a funny man with his speech attimes even with someone close to him. Now the Alaga has prayed that all the prayers of Kabiesi will come to pass on the couple. Is the last prayer inclusive. Wont be surprised if the guy marries 2 wives. Lol

Did I mention that he didnt go back with any of the bulky envelopes o. He shared it all patapata.

Ya'all should enjoy your day and be safe

LOL@third mainland bridge shitter!

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THANK YOU OBIAJULU

Dear Stella Lollipop, good morning to you, I love your blog but I love you even more #big wet kiss for you#.

I don't know the kind of people you have on your blog, but I can attest to the fact that they are God-sent.

Dear Stella, please post in IHN, I really want BV Obiajulu to see this mail and my appreciation to her, and also to you Dear STELLA for this platform.

BV Obiagulu sent a mail on IHN a week ago to help people re-write their resumes for FREE. She came to my aid when I was desperate with a deadline, she has a heart of gold, she specifically took time out of her busy schedule to reply my mails and helped with her review notes and lots of explanations on how to go about re-writing my resume, even when I disturbed her with questions, she answered my mails.

God bless BV Obiajulu, total strangers will come to your aid when you least expect. I really appreciate your prompt response and kindness.

Thank you Dear Stella,

Kemi

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR ADEBOYE MERCY

Hi Stella,

I love your blog ,trust me,you are doing a great work. My name is D am

also one of your bv but never commented, it's my birthday today and I

want you and your bv 's to wish me HBD and pray for me.

Thanks

God bless you darling.

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MINI FLAT NEEDED IN SURULERE

Please anyone who has information about a vacant mini flat or two bedroom in Surulere should please contact me. All I need is a comfortable MINIFLAT or 2 BEDROOM in Surulere with electricity, water and a fenced compound preferably a building whose facilities are not worn out (i.e a new building or a renovated old one). Budget is between N350,000 to N500,000. I can be reached by email - blacksizzle@yahoo.com. I promise to give whoever provides information on the house I finally get a very nice gift. Lol.

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BIBLE DISCOUNT

Great day Stella.

Thanks for the discount and the professional way you uploaded the post that day.

Some people ordered while some called to place an order for the Bible but couldn't because of its cost N40,000.

We are however willing to help them. If they are truly interested they can place their order and get it for N30,000. This would be our own give away/recharge card. But this discount is just for today abeg.

We usually don't like to reject clients who want the Bible. But we can't go lower than that because its almost at cost price.

Kindly help tell blog visitors who are interested to call 08125116740 or 08037174741. Discount ends today o, no stories that touch abeg.

Thank you and God bless your heart.

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HELP!!!

Hello Ángel Stella, i must comment you for the good work you are doing.

please i help from any block visitor that works in ministry of foreign affairs in Abuja and Spain embassy in Lagos.Can contact me on alisalek@hotmail.com.ar

thank you Stella for this platform. 

Edit before sending una no go hear,oya oh ''Block'' visitors over to una oh....LMAO!

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ROOM TO LET

I have a room ensuite to sublet..Its located on New Ife road,Alarere,Ibadan.Had to move out cos of distance to my place of work.Its an upstair,water flows inside and its going for 60k for the remaining 8months plus..Rent expires January next year.Interested Persons should call 07086905088.

Thanks, and have a blessed day.

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RE - CAR FOR SALE

Hi Stella, 

In the IHN for Monday the 6th of April,  there was a particular post where a lady put up a car (hyundai i10) for sale for N650k. I sent her an email but she is yet to respond. Please could she kindly respond so I know if its still available as I'm interested. I really need a cost effective, good car within that budget or less. 

You rock Stellz. Email is Bluechic_87@yahoo.com

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HEPATITIS B CERTIFICATE

Please guys I need to get a Hepatitis b vaccination certificate in Lagos, I really don't know where to go for it.Most of the hospitals and doctors I met said they weren't giving the vaccine yet so I can't get it now that I need it.

Please I would need somewhere that I would get it as quick as possible.

Thanks guys!!

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UPDATE ON GRANDMA WITH CANCER

My fellow beloved BVs please join me and Grandma to appreciate SDK . Stella I thank God for your life and this blog.

   Stella single handedly paid for Grandma's two sessions of Chemotherapy. Fellow BVs can you imagine the kind of new life that came over this poor old woman when i  informed her?. She just screamed "So I should stop thinking of money. and face this disease! oh God has answered my prayers". She was overwhelmed with inner joy.She suddenly became lively again. Infact I lack words to express my joy of fulfilment. Grandma sends her prayers and appreciation to all the BVs who have in one way or the other affected her life most especially SDK. The hand that God has lifted up shall not go down IJN.Grandma also begs we should please help her in prayers for God to intervene in her forthcoming surgery and provision as well. SDK God will continue to uplift you to greater heights. And also let's keep praying for SDK and this blog that the work God has started in this blog/ministry he will continue to sustain and enlarge.

God bless SDK

God Bless BVs

Amen

Signing out....

STELLAKORK

Blognalist/Social Entrepreneur.