IN HOUSE NEWS ON FRIDAY...

Happy Democracy day ya'all!

*Shoki Annnnnh*

Who has seen my boo?he scarce for news today...LMAO!

Urgent need for accommodation in Asaba

Good morning Stella Kork, please I'm in need of accommodation in asaba, a two bedroom flat or a comfortable 1bedroom, anywhere within town, Junior staff quaters, Jesus saves, Anwai road, or dbs area. My budget is btw 200k and 250k or less please anyone that can be of assistance should please send me an email prettyzoe57@gmail.com as soon as possible. Thanks a lot. 

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BLOG VISITOR SPENDS HER BIRTHDAY WITH MOTHERLESS BABIES.

Dear Stella

I appealed for funds to support my trip to the motherless babies home,and kind BV ‎CEO supported me. Yesterday was my birthday and I and my colleagues visited them. This kids are dumb, but very happy. I will just share a few pictures. Thanks Stella for this platform, and a very big thanks to CEO. 

God bless you!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABRAHAM

hi Stella, today 29th of may is my wonderful most troublesome most dramatic nephew's birthday and he's turning two. my nephew wahala no be here. i want to wish him a wonderful birthday. his name is Abraham

happy birthday my danny boo boo from (dudu) tutu(which he calls me ) and doy(joy) which he calls his mum, the boy no gree say mummy

LMAO ...Doy!

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STUCK IN DUBAI

Hello......I am so frustrated right now, please someone should please come to my aid, I am a young girl of 27, and I came to dubai all in the name of getting a good job, I got here 2 weeks ago and still no job Don surface, I have spent everything on me, the lady I paid 200 dollars [750 dirhams] just told me now that I have to leave her house, that her landlord is complaining, even if she gives me half of the money, where will I sleep, the person I gave money to purchase my ticket from Nigeria duped me and now I Don't even have a return ticket home. Please well meaning Nigeria n's should help me. I never thought I will be in the type of situation. If there is any blog visitor in Dubai, Sharjah area that is female, please I need somewhere to stay until I am able to gather money to buy a return ticket to lagos. My visa expires 14th of June and I don't want to overstay because I have been hearing about [Teco] illegal people who overstay will go to 3 months jail before they are deported if caught. Please someone should come to my aid before I die in another man's country. God bless you all. I would have called you but I don't have call card. I can be reached on 971524962060.

ADEMIDE FASINA

This might be a scam and i only posted it for you to decide for yourself if you want to help out or not...Her situation sounds really pathetic and helpless but like i said it might be a scam so please be careful.

At the end of the day no matter how beautiful and sweet living abroad affords us,there is really no place like home!

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FOR SALE IN LEKKI

1) 2 units of 5 bedroom semi detached duplexes + a roomBQ , a security house, a fully fitted kitchen, cctv camera at Lekki 

2)  2 wings of 5 bedroom with penthouse, BQ and security house at Lekki Phase 1. Kindly contact me on 09091652452 for more enquires 

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VACANCIES

Hello Stella,

I trust this meets you well. I really love your blog and would like you to assist post these vacancies on your blog. Thank you.

1. Airline ticketing and reservation officer with 4 years experience on Amadeus GDS

2. Airline ticketing and reservation supervisor with 8 years minimum experience on Amadeus GDS

3. Senior accountant (ACA) with experience in the travel industry

4. Tours Consultant with ability to package tours to various destinations with 4 years experience

All jobs are in Lagos. CVs should be sent to megandersonhr@yahoo.com.

Thank you once again.

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SPACE FOR RENT NEEDED

Hi Stella. I'm  into bead making and I'm in need of a space to showcase my work. Please fellow bvs that have a big shop and is willing to give me a space in the shop should contact me, not expensive though as I'm just starting up. I am willing to pay monthly for the space. My location is Surulere, Lagos. Also, any landlord who have a small shop to rent and is willing to collect monthly rent can contact me. My email is ukahamaka@yahoo.com. Thanks and God bless you all.

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ANGEL M THANKS FOR SAVING MY SON

Dearest SDK,

God Bless You for this platform you created. I made a plea  on this

platform earlier this year and I got not just amazing favor but Most

Beautiful Angels on SDK blog (who want to be anonymous) reached out to

us and also 'adopted' that I should contact her whenever......

My son was ill, having made a lot of expenses from the little take

home pay on school fees and all. No money to take him to hospital, I

contacted her and she sent us whooping sum of S100. This enabled

proper medical diagnosis, treatment and later took him to Children

specialist hospital still on medication now.

Money indeed can buy life, considering yesterday's post on children's

day tragedy, as a result of self medication (did same). While reading

the post amidst tears and shock, a voice came "This could be you"

immediately I voiced aloud "God forbid !".

God bless Auntie Stella and the Angel M. for saving my son via this platform.

Thanks for not letting my family cry, for coming to our rescue right  on time.

May you both and your families reap long and healthy lives.

Amen ! !

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SCAMMERS: LADIES BEWARE

Hello Stella,

I just want to send this note out there for ladies to be careful of scammers. This man here is Collins Chimezie on Facebook and claims he works in shell and lives in London.

He was claiming to be dating my friend (who is also in Europe) while he was calling the girls mum that he is ready to marry my friend but we never knew this dude is a scammer from hell.

according to him, he came back to Nigeria, Enugu state to buy a 14 million Naira land. then the next day he called my friend and suddenly dropped the line, my friend called several times and he didn’t pick. later his lawyer called 

and said that kidnappers shot and took him away that they need money to release him. 

Stella ehhh, after 20 minutes the so called kidnappers called my friend that they need 30 million naira, the guy now told my friend that he has 17 million naira under his bed in Nigeria that my friend should send the rest. My friend

called the police DPO in Enugu since they said  they are in Enugu but after much investigation the DPO said they are scammers. to confirm it Stella, the guys lawyer called my friend that they need the money asap, even the mother called my friend for the money, when my friend told them to send where she will bring the money to (she told them a friend of hers will bring 5 million), they asked her to send it via western union because my friend is in Europe. when my friend refused to do western union they cut the phone and disconnected the line. 

The dude made a mistake because the phone line the kidnappers used was the same one on his Facebook profile….hahahaha

Ladies please be-careful on Facebook and social media...a whole lot of MEN are scammers and fraudsters looking for women to prey on...some of them use it as a family business...pretending to be in love with you just to scam you....Even their mother will be included in the process of defrauding you....

Please don't add any guy that his list of friends are blocked...most of them are potential scammers...be careful of a guy that loves you immediately youguys met love grows...it's not magic,be careful of a man that lies without blinking....be-careful of a guy that calls million...million...when chatting with you...such people have nothing...they are fraudsters...Rich men don't boast or flaunt their wealth....pictures are deceptive...please watch it!!!!!

Be wise...looks are so deceptive...Be warned please...  

I just uncovered a whole lots of them on Facebook...watch out...for their list of names and pictures....

HIS NAME IS COLLINS CHIMEZIE (CHECK THE IDIOT ON FACEBOOK)

sent in by BV Peace UGBAJAH

Sorry i did not include the pic because it is possible that someone else stole those pics to create the facebook handle.please report the activity to facebook and they will close down the account.Ladies beware.

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MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!

Do you want to buy or sell foreign currencies in bulk?

Do you want to pay for your shipment abroad?

Are you studying abroad and want to pay your tuition fee?

Do you want to send money abroad?

We have the answers to these questions

Contact us on 08114130840

Pls my husband and I need your patronage, we are straight forward and sincere. A trial will convince you. Thanx and God Bless

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skill acquisition- Venue decoration

Change is here, dont be left behind. Join the #teamchangeagent. No more excuses as to why you are still sitting at home or don't have a new hobbby.  Attend the one day monthly Typearls Trainings.  This month's class is on Venue and event  decoration. 

What you will learn : 

Flower arrangement,Balloon decor, Different decor designs (pleats, swags, drapes), Fixing lights,Rosettes and bow making,High  table decor,Know your decor materials, tools of the trade (Thumbtacks,pins, ribbons, and more),Recognize different fabrics  (Chiffon, tafetta, voile, satin,spandex). Types  and classes of event decoration (Wedding, engagement, hall, canopy,Traditional, classic, Mix).How to style and choose a decor theme. 

Date:Saturday, May 30th 2015.  

Time :10am-4pm. 

This class is N1000  for sdk Bvs only and Lagos residents

 Sms 08038454123 to register.

You can pay at the venue.

First person to  get to the venue will get a makeup purse. 

 Tell a friend or better still register someone you know really needs this.  

Its a way of showing you care. More details on www.typearls.org

God bless .

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Land for sale in IBEJU LEKKI

I have a five plot of land for sale at Ibeju Lekki Lagos, each  going for 3Million.The total is 15million. The  Price is negotiable.  Interested buyers can contact me on opeyemidammy1616@yahoo.com.

Thanks

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BAG GIVEAWAY.

Remember this bag right?LOL

Greetings to you stella.

I ended up choosing 2 bvs instead of 1 for the giveaway.

1 is cynthia from Lagos and the other is Titi from Abuja. I have contacted them already. Thanks

And please to all those including Stella that referred to me as "she or woman", please i am a guy oooo...

And if you are a bv and single (like me)...please dont miss the next S&M ooo cos these sdk gals fine die. Some voice fit make you forget yourself. 

Thanks all and God bless. I appreciate. 

LMAO......Are you free to date?Being single and being free to date are two different things..LOL

You and this your 'ugly' bags that have sold out already...

All una when drink panadol for him headache last time i called this bag ugly una doh ooooh.he sold out.

Send in your ugly products and let me cuss it out,instant sell out assured..lol

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MAKE UP ARTIST NEEDED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

hi star darling.hope you are fine.i will be in Abuja next week for the swearing in of our distinguished  senators and honourable members.will need the services of a makeup artist that will not break my back!lol!saw an advert in in house news but can't find the person's contacts again.my contact no is 08033398303.please post.and star o!

bolade's shea butter works o!got her contacts from in house news too.tnx star.you rock joor

This BV is so beautiful...and lucky!...My new BFF,please others dont be jealous,na turn by turn..LMAO

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BV WHO JUST BECAME A MAGISTRATE THIS IS FOR YOU

Hi stella, can you please link me to the bv who just became a magistrate. I really need her assistant and links regarding Nigeria's Justice System. Her Input would be wholly needed in my dissertation that i am embarking on. Please i can be reached through my bbm pin 7f160c4a

Thank you

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EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY

Darling Stella,I greet you with the love and blessings of God.I beg help me post this small vacancy.I run an online fashion store called Ocean and Trickles.I sell on facebook(https://www.facebook.com/oceanandtricklesltd),kaymu.com.ng(http:/

and I use courier companies but now I feel it is better giving a little something back to members of our one  big family of SDKers.I need 2 young men who can act as delivery guys here in Lagos.They are guaranteed at least 5 deliveries everyday(monday tofriday).They go by bus or keke and they get 800 Naira per successful delivery and 300 Naira for any failed delivery(that is,dem go reach where the person dey o,maybe the customer nor like the dress,size nor bam or any other complain).

They get 500 weekly for recharge cards to call these customers before getting to them.No OTHER SALARY.

Qualifications:

*Just be up to 18 years but less than 35 years(I nor fit put person wey senior me for work o).

*Be able to speak passable english.

*Be neat

*Come with a guarantor(na money matter be this)

Interested persons should send me an email via oceanandtrickles@yahoo.com.BBM Pin:2BC89867,Whatsapp:08174533259.

Thanks and God bless.

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Chin-Chin and Cake Vendor needed urgently

I need a good chin chin vendor‎/outfit that can also bake cake for a small gathering this weekend. (I want something really tasty please). I will also get more clients for the person if i'm impressed with the output and delivery. 

Location is Lagos, please send a mail to amebomistress@gmail.com and I will get in touch with you. 

Amebo mistress congrats on your new baby oooh.

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SUPER CLEAN CAR FOR SALE.

Dear Stella please help me post this on in-house news section for interested BVS. Very clean RX350 Lexus Jeep 2008 model. Features: DVD player, Reverse Camera, Bluetooth, Leather chair, low mileage, location is lagos. Price is 3.5 million naira but a bit negotiable,  Please call 08037435511 for more info

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CHRONICLES POSTER WRITES BACK TO LADY WHO MISTOOK 

HER FOR HER EX'S BAE

Good evening Ma'am Stella,  i got positive response yesterday all thanks to you for posting my narrative. 

I'm just reading the narrator claiming to be my le boo's GF whom I call the side chick. She is mistaking me to be the ex to her BF,  becos I'm 24 and my boo is 28 and I'm not older than him. Also I haven't seen any bag or shades of a lady in my boo's house. He cheats a lot but won't dare to keep evidence in his house,  I also get to know about his activities becos I snoop thru his fone. So I'm definitely not the ex she is referring to,  cos am not an ex in fact he already told me he wants to get married to me told my parents already. So my darling poster 2 am not the person you're looking for. Thanks to my fellow Bvs I got a positive response yesterday. God bless y'all

END OF DISCUSSION..LMAO!..mistaken side chickty!

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FLAT TO LET IN ABUJA - CLOSE TO THE AIRPORT.

A 2 bedroom flat is up for rent at Kuje Abuja which is less than 10 mins drive from the Airport. 330,000 naira per annum with borehole and constant Electricity. call 08185922890. Also, A 1 bedroom flat for rent at Kuje Housing Estate Qtrs. 280,000 naira. Borehole and constant Electricity. 

SHOKI: 

MTN 9715 6405 6426,   

 0055 6875 3374.

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MC NOBLEMAN ENTERTAINMENT

        This is to inform all BVs who are in need of MC and Stand-up comedian to anchor and make their occasions’ lively, occasions such as: - Wedding ceremony, Birthday celebrations, Anniversaries, Launching etc in any part of the country. There is never a dull moment having us grace your occasions. For more information please contact Bobby on 07010889421, 07034210358 ore-mail: enebelibobby@gmail.com                                                                                  

God Bless you abundantly for your Kind gesture and All SDK BVs IJN

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MAMA NNUKU DON HAMMER..LOL

Hi Stella, 

I have some clothes, shoes and Human hair, to give to our ever loving Mama Nnuku, but I would like to have her contact to know her size. Thank you SDK, one Love from Dutchess your Rotterdam BV.

Mama Nnuku oya you know what to do..

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APARTMENT TO SHARE.

Please is there any working class lady who doesn't mind sharing a 2/3 bedroom apartment on the mainland, rooms ensuite. We can go out together to pick a house this weekend, I have contacted some agents and seen some houses too. I also work on the Island and need to move to a central location. Most apartments I saw are either 2or3 rooms and I can't stay in it alone. We will split the rent. Please mail me lachicaonline@yahoo.com

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VACANCY

Dear stella,

My company is setting up in Kano State. we are a mobile money company involved in all sort of digital payments. Transfer to bank, Airtime purchase, DSTV payments all from the continence of your mobile phone.

1. We require an Activation Co-ordinator. Someone that has either a marketing or Microfinance bank‎ experience. Must be Super smart ,Microsoft office proficient and speaks hausa fluently. He/she will be in charge of our business in Kano when i am gone. so its a great opportunity.

Salary is N30,000

‎but will be increased to 50k if they deliver.

2. Also an opportunity to empower yourself.  you can come on-board as our Agent to sell airtime to people from your phone, Help people transfer to bank and receive payment for DSTV‎ and get commissions from us. We also carry out bulk Sms and our commisions are very nice.  I advice you as a student, mother or looking for an alternative source of income to join. You can sell or transfer airtime or money to fellow students in d hostel and save them the cost of going far for it and spending transport.

If you are interested in the Job or agency‎. Emails only to Jennifer@cellulant.com.ng. For the job send your CV. For others specify.

Thank you.

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IN HOUSE AMEBO GISTS.

There is a new government so i am also re shuffling..lol

I just decided to start making amebo gists stand alone if they make sense..I will post the in house Amebo gists tomorrow since in house news does not come up on Saturday....Nice way to relax...

It will be like in house news but will only be gists and will be called in house gists on Saturday.

Signing out...

D-KORK

Blognalist and proud social entrepreneur