Monday In House News.

Today's in house news is hot..so so gist and shoki aaaaanh.....

ANGEL BLAZE 100K MAY GIVEAWAY.

its time again for angel blaze giveaway and this time I want to split the 100k between four people who are really in need of starting something small to survive.

Please if you feel 25k will make one hell of a difference to you,send an email to sdkblogofficial@gmail.com with an email convincing us that you really need this money.

Please do not send me a mail to my working account because i do not read such mails.

God bless us all as we reach out and touch.

If you feel you want to join hands with us in reaching out to the less opportuned,please send me a mail and i will send you names of those in our data bank who need help.We can only attend to a few people at a certain time.

Thank you.

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BESMERALD BOUTIQUE GIVEAWAY

Apple bottom belt in gold/bronze and green/blue . Available in small, medium and large. We will be giving to 5 blog visitors that stay in Lagos. Just send your blog name, size and your location in Lagos to BB2B76EF97 or whatsapp(no call) 08183353313. 

Happy belated worker's day!!!!

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Hot Amebo Gist: starring, Cultists, female students, missing money, Uniben security officials.

Good day Mrs korkus,

A beg me I get amebo wey I wan do, and the tin just happen now now, e nova finish o, e still dey unravel itself.

the tin be say, my hostel na  storey building. One girl wey get roomate for the top floor , her wallet miss, she talk say all her ATM cards, ID cards, exam pass plus 10k dey inside the wallet.

Meanwhile she and her roommate don dey quarrel sotey dem be cat and rat inside house.

Inside the same hostel, for ground floor, beside my room, one cultist guy dey live there, na so so smoking he and  him friends dey always do ( Igbo) I dey always close my window because the strong odour dey always permeate my room.

Anyways, the girl wey him wallet lost, go report to caretaker, na  im caretaker assemble all the girl neighbours for the top floor, come dey question them.

Small time, the cultist and him friends come dey involved, dem come start to interrogate thegirls, nobody gree confess, the guys march them go upstairs, carry koboko, start to dey flog them, come hear loud shouts of cry cry, na wa  o!!!

E no tey, landlord come land with uniben security officials , him bring dem come, because of people wey him wan forcefully eject from the house, na im dem come meet flogging mata.

Dem come start to question everybody.

Na wa oh!!!!, the mata nova end o.

I go send the rest tori later!!!!!

Make una buy garri

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6MONTHS PREGNANT BV CRAVES ATTENTION

Stella ukwu sugar. That name just tickles me . Nwanyi oma. God bless you. your platform is amazing.  I admire your strength, and vision.  Please don't let anyone deter you. If we had more people like you then there would be fewer things wrong with mankind. 

To the matter.  I think my husband is being unfaithful.  I have no evidence aside from the fact that we are disconnected and he looks for the simplest reasons to be away from home.  I don't belong to #teamsnoop# and right now I'm not so sure I want to know. I'm about 6 months pregnant, hypertensive and truly do not need more worries. I crave attention and affection and I'm sure not getting enough from hubby. The only thing I do is work and come home to a boring house. I'ld love to have someone preferably a married woman to gist with and probably hang out with. I'll appreciate someone with a beautiful mind and a great sense of humour. 

I'm in my late 20s and live in jos. 

Stella please post oooo

God bless you

God bless you.  

Email is stjoi@yahoo.com

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APPRECIATION MAIL

Dear Stella and my fellow bvs, i am sending this mail to testify to

God's healing in my life, i'm the lady that mailed you sometime that

had an accident together with her baby in which i had a fractured

bone. i'm back on my feet now to the glory of God, except for some

little pains.i wish to thank all the bvs that reached out to bless me during my

ordeal, its only God that will reward you all in Jesus name.

Thank you Stella for this platform, God will perfect all that concerns

you in Jesus name.

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Bridal Makeover giveaway

Hello Stellz,

I love and commend your good works ,i'm your blog addict and I'm  a pro makeup artist , i will like to give ONE soon to be bride the chance to look fabulous on her wedding day for FREE. Wedding has to be in May/June and in Lagos. Only one person will be picked. But there will be a #10,000 naira makeover for FIVE brides (original price being #50,000) only for SDKers,apart from the free bridal makeover that my spirit leads me to pick the chosen one. 

Brides can send mail to mycuttie00_11@yahoo.com

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 ONLINE PURCHASE OFFER FROM AMERICAN BV

Dearest Stella, 

I would like to offer my assistance,also in a bid to support myself here in America;if any BV wants to purchase any item from America,online or in store I don't mind assisting with a shipping address and in most cases help purchase the item for the person.it goes like this,if anyone sees an item he/she wants online,most times shops here reject Nigeria debit cards online and don't normally do the shipping to Nigeria, that's where I come in;I help get the item for you,and I'm only asking for %10 of the total money as a stipend for my services.I'll provide with a shipping address,I've a first bank account in Nigeria where the money could be paid in so you ain't going to do any WU or MG, and I will also ship the product to you or any part of the world(shipping cost covered by the person)

Items can be gotten at a cheaper rate during sales and I can help get all those out for you too.

Also anyone that needs help shopping for her store; I promise to give the best transparent services as I'm a very sincere and God fearing Lady.

My number is +1(832)-(462)-(4722) and the name is Frances..

I promise to give back to the house when I make my first profit.

Thank you stelz..remain favoured.

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REACHING OUT TO MY CLIENTS

Good day,Mrs Korkus. I really appreciate your kind heart, you are simply aaaamazing. Recently,I changed my phones and  didn't do backup of my contacts thereby loosing countless clients. 

    Vanilla Beauty Plus (564EE4AD) for all your beauty needs{natural lightening creams,Soaps,knuckles removal cream,glowOil and lots more.                     Shoki   aaaahn                                                  

 Mtn; 

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929953559078,

420258575069,

308788293522,

992846750280.                                                           

Airtel;

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5127832778172455.    

 Etisalat;

378637829438268,

601968149932767,

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827129957202077,

482777277904576

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RALPH LAUREN TEESHIRTS NEED PATRONAGE/GIVEAWAY

Stellalistic Stella, good day,I am an ardent reader  Of your blog and I usually comment as Bimpe, (I have also participated in giveaways to bv's in need) please I want bv's to patronise me, I sell Ralph Lauren shirts (male, female, kids,office and casual),belts, bags and polo's at very affordable prices. I also sell female underwear ranging from lacy, full pants, tongs g-string of all sizes and can deliver anywhere in lagos.  I also have a Ralph Lauren shirts giveaway for the first bv's who patronise me. Please you can add me on bbm-24D925DF.  Thanks so much.  Bimpe

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE - ENVSN TECHNOLOGIES

- Web design and hosting services

- Installation of CCTV for homes, schools, offices etc

- Setting up of home and office networking 

- Point of Sales (POS) terminals for stores, supermarkets etc

- PBX/Call Center solutions

- Sales and supply of IT equipment

- IT Systems design and development 

I am seeking for patronage from BVs. I am willing to build websites inclusive of 1 year hosting and domain name for as low as N50,000, and eCommerce websites for as low as N80,000 also inclusive of 1 year hosting and domain name registration.

Discount is also available on CCTV installation, as well as our other services. 

I can be reached via any of the following medium:-

E-mail: edward@envsntechnologies.com

Phone: 08034985934

Website: www.envsntechnologies.com

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APPRECIATION - JOB GOTTEN

Dear Stella,

Thank you sooooooooooooo much for this your platform of helping and connecting people to their helpers.

I applied for the driver's job that you posted in IHN last week for my brother and hubby and to the glory of God my brother was chosen.

Your comment under the post motivated me to apply for them cos you said if we have hubby sitting at home we should apply.

Dearest Stella, you have touched my life in so many ways that I now feel like I know you, you paid my son's school fee last time via the school fee giveaway, my son got his Christmas cloth from your blog and God know Christmas cloth was the least of mt worries them buy HE is a faithful God.

May the good Lord bless you and your wonder BVs  that God used for me. I cant thank you enough all enough, may you never lack IJN, the Lord shall always meet you at the point of your need. You and your entire generation shall never lack helpers.

To the BVs that God has used for me, may the prayers above be your portion IJN also.

THANK YOU ALL AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

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Training Giveaway Winners and 20% discount for 10 people.

Dear Stella,

Thank you very much for this wonderful platform you are blessing people with, God bless you.

We advertised our training program on WEDDING DECORATION, BALLOON ARTISTRY and CAKE MAKING last week and we had lots of people showed interest, we propose 2 free training and 10% discount, we have selected the 1set of 2 people that qualified for the free training and they are Titi Mohammed (zainabtitilopemohammed@yahoo.com) and Balogun Olaide (balogunolaide0511@yahoo.com.

Due to the number of people that showed interest and are willing to participate, we are happy to offer 20% discount to anybody taking a full class from each category.

For more information on the course details and fees, kindly log onto www.hcube-events.com and click on the flyer on the home page for course outline and fees respectively. 

All interested people willing to claim their 20% discount should mail hcubeglobal@gmail.com or partty_heaven@yahoo.com.

Thank you

Regards,

Olayemi for Hcube Events

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Personal Amebo: Sad Sunday

How you doing*in Wendy's voice*
I'm not about taking mama Nnuku's  place,  just wanna download what's running through my mind so I'd feel less sad. Okay so here goes... 

Chai we single ladies dey suffer oh. So I'm 27 and very single. I'm socially awkward so I stay indoors a lot and according to people it ain't smart. My mum being a typical Yoruba woman decided to 'fix it' for me (hehee) well what we experienced this fateful Sunday made her realize she wasn't Jesus so she could have just let Him do the fixing. So as I was typing, my mother decided to take me out with a friend of hers to one owambe 'parry'...

Well, my mum is an owambe person oh but just with her own crowd and trust me when I say this one wasn't her type of crowd. Well, when we got there, the lady who took us faced her people while we (my mum and i) fiddled with our phones (it was so funny watching my mum fiddle with hers as she was just scrolling through her contact list). One very uncomfortable hour and 12% phone battery left later, I decided to scope the lasses and lads around me with their babies and diamond rings and I felt really depressed. 

Funny enough, I broke off with the ex early this year and I hadn't really felt the pangs of being single until this day. I felt sorry for my mum and I felt sorry for myself.

NB: I'd first give my future DH a dirty stinging slap (lol) when I meet him for making me go through all of these.
Hugs n kisses 

LMAO!

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AMEBO GIST ON SHOW OFF GONE WRONG.

My people I throway salute. Gist plenty for una but no energy to type I no get. This one when happen so funny I just dey laugh even as I type. I have this over sabi neighbour when I was growing up. She always liked to feel above everyone else. It's not an insult because even her kids can attest to that. Na so I go visit my mum. You know how mothers will want you to greet everybody round before you even rest. So I reluctantly went to her house to say hello. Na only greet I go greet oh. I dey on my own when she carry phone call her daughter when be my age mate put phone for speaker say make I hail her. After pleasantries I dropped the phone Na so the mama chip in say "do you know your friend D is engaged? I was very happy to hear but she sarcastically chipped in say her daughter is engaged to a "young" doctor. And she said it in a manner to rub it in my face even though I'm married with kids. I no talk only congratulate her go my  house. As i was chatting off with my mum this woman strolled in complaining say leg dey pain her. I offered to buy her some heat balm she say make I no worry  say her son in law Na doctor and he has described where his clinic is to her.. She said she even came to ask if I could drive her there. I carry corner eye  look my mama silently blaming her for making the woman know that I'm around. I agreed to take her there the following day even though it wasn't convenient but if I say no I will be labelled bad belletus.  On the said day I carefully chose my outfit make she no say I wan seduce her son in law. In my heart of hearts I was sure say leg no pain this woman. She only wanted to show off. I told her to call the guy that we were coming because I no wan waka twice she say no say if we don't meet him she would see another doctor. So we got to the address of the street I no see clinic Na so I park car say make we take leg stroll and ask. Them come direct us. It was more like a shop. I no talk. We come enter. Na so I see one nkita dog lie down for ground. I'm naturally scared of dogs so I went to meet the lady (whether Na receptionist I no know) to ask why the dog was there. Na she tell me say the dog was brought on admission. It was then it dawned on me to look round and I saw the pics of animals on the wall. Laugh hold me sotay I begin ask where toilet dey. I needed to let it out of my belle. Dude is a vet doctor and his over sabi mother in law to be came for treatment.  Chai I still dey laugh as I'm typing this. No offense to vet doctors though. I come turn look the mama say oya now. She too quickly grabbed. As the guy came out surprised to see her she quickly changed story . She told the guy she came to ask him if he had friends that were medical doctors that he could recommend to her. I didn't hear the rest of their convo but this woman was silent the whole drive home. I reach house and was finally able to let go. I begin laugh dey roll for ground. Show off gone wrong. My next gist will surely blow your mind. China iPhone 6 amebo

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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IT IS WELL

Hello Stella, God bless you for the good work you are doing via your blog,touching lives. 

I Am a young woman who has gone through a lot in life,I sometimes wonder why bad things happen to good people and so I have come to the conclusion that God is indeed not fair and is partial. But a friend said to me" God is not fair but he is just" I don't even know what that means. It pains me that I can't be of help to the people in need but I know that someday I will,because it will end in praise. I pray helpers will locate those genuienly in need. 

Nevertheless here is my own widow's contribution.

MTN

4466 7119 3181

6654 0221 6222

1727 9483 2539 

GLO

36305 26743 75160

36206 84241 54613

36304 97355 95347

ETISALAT

2615 1730 2974 929

5877 1972 9753 958

1574 7209 4422 017

AIRTEL

1528 5284 1244 3927

5166 9050 6646 7773

1222 0443 5264 939

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AMEBO GIST - Kommandos at the filling station 

Stella, this gist no get part2, I went to the filling station on Friday to buy fuel  for my car and keg becos of the scarcity in the morning at about 11am, on getting there see crowd, see area boys full everywhere, people dey fight and cuss themself out. Line wey people don form since morning before na hin area boys scatter the thing. I just dey one side they look for who i go find something for make him help me buy as the queue wey we dey don scatter. Then the opc men (2 men)  at the filling station, guarding  the filling station, come appear and begin tell people to leave the filling station, people come do  like say them put cotton bud for there ears, see crowd. Leave ke? after queuing for hours? people form deaf and dumb, na today. the opc men beginning to dey push people, but for where, how many people them want chase out, things was getting out of hand, finally the opc at the filling station brought out guns ( pump action) come begin shoot for air, Stella and bv's see race, people left there cars come pick race, see falling, and ben johnson abi na john benson i no even know which one that olympic guy wey take drugs they call himself. Na here I see say Nigerian's love their lives, as the opc men where shooting, 2 Soldiers and 1 mopol wey just arrive the station bring out belt wipe people wey the fall near them. see how them they kick grown men like beach football. As them they kick the pple them dey kick your jerry can follow you for back, me wey never buy fuel begin laugh nearly fall. the scene be like nollywood movie wey director wey just dey learn work the shoot. 

After people scatter finish the Soldiers and mopol go meet the fuel attendant and started buying fuel. the OPC come the guide the soldiers. Later, when the soldiers done buy for their bikes (they came with bikes) and extra 50litres each wey them latch for back of their bike, dem now say make we form new line, see rushing again. see as elderly women they collide head with young boys. pple they wound again. at this point I don even give up to buy from the pump. as i dey device way if i go fit use another style to buy, See as another set of men dey enter the fuel station. mehn Stella and Bvs come see clean huge hefty men, like kommandos. you need to see dis guys (7 in all). as we they watch we come find out say them be SARS (Special Anti- Robbery Squad). na the gun shots wey the opc people first shoot attracted them to the scene. dem think say them they rob around the area. See movement, see eyes, see bullet proof vest for chest wey be like the Rock own. see the guns AK47s fitted with double magazines. before we know it, they have rounded up the opc men, started questioning them, they ask them who give them gun, as if they signal to themselves, they collected the pump action from opc men the same time simultaneously. Them ask OPC why them go they shoot gun for afternoon where civilian populace dey when there is no threat? OPC turn mr lukumon. my dear, see slap. e get one slap wey dem give one of the OPCs wey tall, my ear begin pain me for where i dey, i think say them throw knockout. the soldiers wey first follow clear us come go block the SARS men, na hin them tell them off. as argument wan start because the station manager done come out they blow plenty english say them get permit for the pump actions and also the fuel attendants done dey gather around the SARs men na hin  the SARs men distribute themselves fast far from the manager and hin crew come hala the soldiers make them comot and not interfere. 

brethen! the next thing na cocking of guns and shooting. When SARs begin shoot for air ehen! if the first running na ben johnson (or john benson whichever) this one na Usain bolt and Carl lewis put together. people were running past me like renta ghost. vvoommm, vvooomm. me self i no even know say i follow run, i just see myself like 4 building away from the scene how i take reach there remains a mystery to me. na from that angle i witness the remaining of  the fiasco. 

The SARS guys shoot for air like 2mins but that 2 mins be like eternity as the place turn warzone. they would have expended like over 30 rounds. the next slap and gun-butt wey them hit the manager, he started speaking in his native dialect, blood done full him mouth. when i look around i no see the soldiers or mopol again. the SARS men took away the Manager, the 2 OPC guys and about 4 of the fuel attendants for their Hilux. the women wey dey among the fuel attendant don run enter crowd. We tire to wait outside, even when the SARs pple don go my body still no fit enter the fuel station back. I come leave the filling station go house, the fuel no come dey very important again. na when i drive enter my compound i realize say i don forget my 25litre jerry can for the filling station.   Abeg I just tire, in short na here my story end. Dis amebo gist happen for ascon filling station wey dey cement, before dopemu.

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4 plots Of Land Needed in Awka

Stellalistic stellalolo, how are you doing? I am an ardent reader that comment virtually in all your post, please help me put this in IHN, my uncle is in need of 4plots of land in Awka Anambra State. Please if there is any blog visitor that genuinely have 4 plots of land to sell , kindly call me on phone. 09093213252. Bikonu I don't need anything Agent or whatever, I need the owner if possible, I can't deal with Agent palaver,

Thanks

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APPRECIATION TO BVS FOR GIVEAWAY

Thank you stella for creating this platform in bringing succour to the

helpless. Im Esther who solicited for help and these BVs( Mrs. Ijeoma,

Mrs Oghene and Mrs  Kanura) in angelic form responded to my plight by

sending 5k,10k and 10k respectively.

 As you have turn my pains to joy may God almighty make your homes

radiate with unending joy, and replenish your pockets in million fold.

God bless you all, God bless SDK.

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CAMPUS AMEBO GIST

Good day to you sweetest Stellastic, na me love you pass for this

whole world *sideeye*.

I wan yarn my people the gist wey happen beside my hostel yesterday.

Na yesterday morning we dey hear noise, na so I rush there as a peace

maker, we come see 2 hostel mates wey dey shout at each other, a guy

and a lady, the guy accuse the lady say she no dey greet person, when

den greet am, she no go answer as well, they sha start the serious

fight, we settle am for them, and we think say e don finish o. Na so

the lady wan prove say she sabi people, she go make secret call to the

top cultists in our school. Before we know, 2 bikes bring 4 guys, as

the cultist wan dey parra, na so den see the other guy too belong to

another frat, they sha beg both of them make den settle the case as

the guy no suppose to dey fight female. 

The cultist leave the scene and we all think say show don finish, my people we no know say show,just start ni o. The guy's father na soldier, him too go call hin

father say one girl dey threaten am with cultists for school. At around

past 7pm, me dey my neighbor room jeje  dey charge my palasa, and we

see 2 guys o, den greet and people no answer them, the next thing we

hear na a very resounding auto reset slap for one guy face, then we

know say we don enter kasala. Den order make everybody lie down, and

dey call out the lady o. The lady wey don sense say kasala don burst

too quickly call her cultists, the soldiers say make she lay flat down on

floor, 2 mintues too long, her cultists too arrive o, when the soldiers

see them, den say make dey lie down too, and the serious beating start

o, then beat these cultists like motidaku, after that, na so they give

one of the cultists belt make he dey do serious beating for the....

Hummm, my ink don finish o, the gist never finish, I go dey yarn you

the conluding part tomorrow. Thanks, from your sincere Campus Gist

Antenna, see you tomorrow. Chop kisses

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PLEA FOR NIS IMMIGRATION TRANSPORTATION FARE TO IBADAN.

Good day ma and kudos to all the good work you're doing ma. Please ma,

I want to plead for transport fare to my immigration screening centre,

I lives in Abuja and I received a text that I passed the exams and

should proceed to my State of Origin for Aptitude Test which is in

Ibadan in Oyo State on Thursday 7/05/2015. I don't have money to

transport myself from Abuja to Ibadan, help me ma. I have all my

evidences. Thanks and God bless, my mail: manohorsey@gmail.com and my

number: 08053118848

I have confirmed this to be true,please anyone that wants to help should please so cos poster needs to leave for ibadan on wednesday

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STALKER NUMBER

Happy new week blog visitors. Please i have a request to make o. I want u to disturb this number for me. As in flash this line. This line has been calling, if you pick dey person cuts de call. When I say call,trust me every time, middle of de night, 09025710757 is the number. Thanks Stella. I bet it's time for chronicles of calls.

I am presently going through this as well,if i block the person gets another number,so what i do is that i pick the call and put my phone in my pocket..LMAO!  

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GIVEAWAY AND PATRONAGE.

Hello bvs, i am offering a wide range of affordable laundry services with amazing offers and loyalty packages in abuja. And here's the best part, you dont come to us, we come to you. 

I will be giving out free laundry service including pick up and drop off for 10 BVs at 5items per BV. 

Call 08077753679 to schedule your pickup. Thanks 

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BLOG VISITOR BLESSED ME ON SATURDAY!

I was blessed by a BV on Saturday. My brothers wedding was on 2may but before then I wrote to my tailor from Lagos that the wedding was coming up and I would like him to make my outfit. But Stella before then,their was a day in 2013,I was so depressed and was looking like what I don't even know,i went to his shop with my sister,thinking my friend will understand but he gave me encouraging insult,so since then,even if am down to nothing ,I will try and look good. So I sent him a message that his bashing really helped me and that I can never over look my self again. He replied and said *awwww so touching that I should send my measurement and that he will give me something beautiful. And on Saturday morning,he gave me this and I asked him how much I am to pay he said I made it for you, stella with the material inclusive,and moreover,He said we are family!(SDK). TO Chidi God bless you and to Stella with a good heart God will keep blessing you.

Please you can contact him via

*Val chidi Ebele(facebook)

*Instagram.  leculture

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LAND FOR SALE IN CALABAR

Good morning dearest Aunty Stellz. Hope you are feeling better. I have a piece of land measuring 896. 540 sq. Mtrs(100 by 90 approx.) at Ikot Effanga Mkpa, Calabar Munipicality close to North West Service Station for sale. Interested persons should mail me at ask4fel@yahoo.com. Will send in my contribution to SDK fund once the land is sold. God increase this platform, Amen!

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IN HOUSE MEMO.

Please if you send me a mail for in house news attach your blog name to it so that i will know where it is coming from because some of you come here with your blog names to accuse me of not replying to your mails when i dont

even know what your real names are.

If you have sent me a mail and havent seen it,two things might have happened,its either i didnt get it or you abbreviated the words and i cannot make sense of what was sent or the request is just plain rubbish.

Imagine someone asking for a free cake for her boyfriend cos its his birthday,oh she gave an option of wanting to pay but i deleted the mail cos i feel it is NOT important enough to be posted...Sorry if its you honey.

PLEASE SEND MAILS FOR IN HOUSE AT NIGHT.WELL TYPED OUT AND WITH PROPER HEADING.

Signing out

STELLAKORK.

BLOGNALIST CUM PROUD SOCIAL ENTREPRENEUR

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS A CRIME.....Dont keep quiet if you are a victim!