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Saturday, May 16, 2015

SATURDAY LAUGHS






MATTERS ARISE !!!

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!


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Hope no 'westing' of time?








41 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha epic!

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    1. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahaha moi ribs oooo

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    2. Wow! Rele epic! *is it ur single?" Lmao!

      Using zebra crossing in Nija is total OYO

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  2. lmao
    That mother in law is evil

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  3. Hahahahaha Stella you nailed it today! I laughed and laughed ehn.. Y'all should leave Edo gals alone nah Kikikikiki
    I had fun.. Thanks

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  4. At all. I enjoyed them all
    Abella

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  5. No wasting... Lol.
    That turning down the volume to see the street sign or whatever is soooo true, ppl do it a lot. Lol

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  6. This collection is the best of 2015 so far, #fun-filled#

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  7. I could be anything when I grow up, so I became my luggage.....Damnnnn

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  8. i had a good laugh....am not YELLING!!!! love it love it love it

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  9. Hahahahahahahah a, laff wan tear my belly o, this is the real deal, very nice compilations. Happy weekend everyone.

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  10. Lmfao funny pix! Dat ekwikwi looks like some side chics on dis blog! Dem go package dem sef just to draw attention from people's husband! Tufia

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  11. Good laugh! I actually love the robbery story, intelligently constructed.

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  12. Hahahahaha
    i enjoyed dis laugh wella
    wen Edo girls pay our New Mrs à Visit

    Hahahahahhahahaha

    Advantages Of Breast Milk LMAO

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  13. Hahahhahahahaa,
    U didn't waste my time at all.
    Lwkmd!

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  14. This is so coool! Why were the governors covering their noses? Didn't get that

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  15. No time wested at all....LoL

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  16. Omgggggggggggggg. ....I laughed soooo hard.

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  17. Stella, the joke on nigerianwedding about the babe with running stomach was from a bv comment on this blog nau. So why u dey laugh. U no read am for here

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  18. Lmao, Jesus! The collection is the best Stella. Hahahaha that babe with purging story sha, those tribal marks hmmm I no go fit take am ooo

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  19. Hahahaha I will kill that mother in law I swear. Funny laughs thanks Stella.

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  20. Someone help! I can't just stop laffing

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  21. I had a gud laff tanx stells u rock...

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  22. Lmao crazy...did you add salt to the rice or rice to the salt

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  23. Lmao... did you add salt to the rice or rice to the salt

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  24. Hahahahahahaha..............very very funny

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  25. Lol,i jux cracked my ribs

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