HEHEHEHE CHOI THOSE DAYS IN HOUSE ON THE ROCK
THERE IS ONE ATTENTION SEEKING BROTHER,HE USED TO LIE ON THE
FLOOR AND SLEEP OFF SEF ALL IN THE NAME OF HOLY
GHOST.PERFECT ACTOR.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
UNA DEY HEAR?LWKMD TWO OF MY BBM CONTACTS ARE ANGEL
*YIMU*
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAHHAHA THATS ALL
HMM THIS REMINDS ME OF.........LOL
BLOG VISITOR YOU DON KOLO...HOW DID YOU GET MY PHONE AT THE END?LOL
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SOME MEN NO DEY HEAR NA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ABEG I NO FIT OOOOOH.
LMAOOOO
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE MY STORY
I WILL STICK WITH THE NIGERIAN POLICE OOOOOOOOO
LOL
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AMITABH HAS JOINED TOO?
HAHHAHAHAHAHA NO HE IS NOT,HE IS CORRECT...YOU ALSO LOOK LIKE AGBANI AND RITA DOMINIC.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOL
LOOOOL
LMAOOOOO.I NEED THIS NEW IPHONE OOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOL
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
I HAVE FAINTED..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!
LMAOOOO
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
LWTMB
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOL
WHATS MCM OH...
LMAO I DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOL
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YOUR MEMORY GOES TO FACTORY RESET..LOL
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS MY STYLE IN MATHS IN SCHOOL
BUT THAT WICKED TEACHER ALWAYS CALLED ''DIMOKO ANSWER''
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
LOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOL
NO OH..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOOOOOL
LOL
LOL
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH I STILL DO THIS ABEG..LEAVE ME OO
A LETTER FROM THE Girls TO THE Guys:
Dear Boyfriends,You can't just break our hearts by merely saying 'It is over'...... No, we won't believe you...
We want the following things to support your decision:-
- 5 Full A4 pages stating your reasons.
- Police Affidavit.
- A 90mins voice record of the reason you are leaving.
- Your Parents' ID.
- Your Parents' Permission Letter.
- The President's Approval Letter.
- You will have to relocate to another country so we won't see you again.
- Lastly, before you relocate, you will have to perform rituals slaughtering two fat cows apologizing for hurting my feelings and you will look for the tongue of a tadpole...
Either these or we stay together...
Golden Words By A Wise Man for MEN only
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to a wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agree..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife does..."
*Ejo o,ema binu,emi no west time temi...hahahahhahhahahahahhahahaha
Stella, please ban this Royal Priesthood idiot from your blog. He pollutes every blog he is on. I know the blog he frequents, and I left there cause of his/her hateful and sick comments, amongst other things. Please Stella, ban him/her.
Whoever prayed that prayer of " May every cheating man's private disappear" is a sadist. If you say " Amen" to that prayer, you are an enemy to women. If this happens, almost all if not all privates will disappear and the world will be a miserable place.
Kai I don laugh tire so tay my supervisor dey give me side eyes hear. Tnx to all those who sent in laughs. You have helped this shift become less tiring. God bless u muchos!
That Pastor,waiting for d Person DAt D Spirit came upon hahhahaha His face is epic!
Just got back from Church and something strangely "funny" happened.Lol
Somehow i Missed Getting ma Fave spot and i sat somewhere else.just d next pew Anyways. I sat in d middle of à Young man and a little girl,who was Wit her distinguished-looking Dad.a bit elderly too.
So just about 5 mins into Mass,we were chanting Gloria in excelsis Deo.... AnD my son was cooing,u know how babies talk So dis equally young and Beautiful lady Turned and smiled at my Baby.I smiled back.she was carrying à baby too. AnD next thing i heard was "How'z Madam? I was still smiling and trying to figure out who "Madam" was.she stil kept d smile Kai,i dont like embarrasing people cha cha,so my brain told me it was à Fam friend.who i Called "Madam" buh den i was like,D said Madam doesnt worship here and she is à bit older so no one gets to see us most times. AnD again i was like ,buh dis face is new.havent seen her in church before.buh den again,how Can i know every single face....
The next thing that interrupted my thoughts was "How is Madam?" AnD stil Wit à smile. At that point,it became obvious that i was lost and i smiled back and apologetically asked "Pls which Madam?"
AnD still smiling,she said "Your Madam" LMAO I smiled back,trying to make her feel at ease,said "This is my son. hahahahaha
She was Sooo apologetic buh i jus laughed it off ,telling her Everyone mistake People for people dey know once in a while....
Ehen,so last night....... Dont hold ya breath,its nothing saucy.hahhahaha
So last night,i prepared to watch "The Great Fight"
I finished very Early and by 7pm,i was done,dinner ready, kids in bed and me Bathed and feeling soo cool Wit maself LMAO
So i went to d sitting room and started surfing via d channels.i Had planned to go to bed that 7pm and den wake up around 1am or so.buh den i stumbled on d Reruns of Forbidden Passions! AnD bam! Dat was how my misfortune for d night started....
Bitchplis, no jare. I have always been singing it here that I'm not one to cheat on my guy cos he cheated and what I found wasn't even that but that na story for when I decide to send a chronicle. The only thing that can make me leave is if he's either a serial cheat or if he ever lays a hand on me.
@anon, no, I don't live with my bf. Hope u are happy now. Can u now pls stop trolling my comments with dat question?
I have never bn à Fan of Telemundo buh dAt was until My friend U,begged and begged me to "just watch it first" She had been on ma neck for âgés and i was just tired,i wil call her on d phone and wot u wil hear is "Asa,O!Humberto knew it was Santa all along or Asa,Dis Fransisca is mean! She abandoned her daughter cos she bla bla....i was jus Tired AnD she wil always,always end it with,pls watch it.pls...
So,i "tried" and got stuck hehehehhe I Missed Forbidden Passions buh luckily,dey are showing it again and i am hooked!
So u Can imagine wen i stumbled on d weekly reruns,i said "No way! I must watch it! How Can i go to bed wen Flavia is on Tv?LMAO NA so i siddon begin watch it.first,Impostor and Later,my fave.it started showing around 8 or so 8 pass,i was stil awake n agile 10 pass,i was fine den 11 pass,i was just drifting off to sleep and waking up buh not really knowing if i was actually sleeping LMAO I said dis fight? Nah! I must be awake o! I stoop up and raided d kitchen,Had some cashew nuts.anything to stay awake. Buh around 12,common sense returned to me,i said,why dont u go to bed and sleep and den wake up wen d Fight Starts. CHAI! I hugged myself and told myself i was smart and beaming Wit smiles buh soo tired,went to bed LMAO
I now set my alarm...for 1:30am AnD as Soon as i climbed d bed,i dozed off! Happy.very happy.and trusting my alarm to wake me up.
All i remembered was that i was sleeping buh awake.u know dat kind of sleep u sleep buh u are sure u are awake and not dreaming hahahhahahaha that was wot happend to me.buh my mind was Telling me "A,wake up o! U are actually sleeping o.u are actually sleeping n dreaming.n not really awake o. i said for where...my alarm never shrill. I was in dat Dream fantasizing How Manny wil beat up Money boy.... Fantasizing seeing Manny on TV,bn congratulated. Buh one mind wil tell me"wake up o.u stil dey sleep.o.n'a Dream o.and moreover d fight don suppose start. Hia... buh den i was like,its true o,d fight don suppose start o,Shebi i went to bed sinceeee.or is time now standing still for me to sleep and wake up? It was at dat point,i woke up! Hahahhahahaha actually,physically woke up!
First thing i looked at my phone...It was 5am! I said n'a lie Rushed and put on ma tv,d thing was jus wasting time and i dashed to d sitting room.all along thinking,it cant be possible.d Sitting room lights must be on and Tv.i Had given instructions for d lights n TV to be Left on wen i went inside i met d sitting room in darkness! my hear sank! i stil said "dere must b an explanation. i flicked on d switches and put on d TV and as i did so,i Ran out and looked at my Wall clock.d clock dat have served me for 6 years and it was 5:05am!
I just lowered my Head in sadness and went back to d room.put off d TV,which was now showing Congratulatory messages and highlights. I jus climbed d bed,looked at my phone again and saw that my alarm was actually set to 1:30am WEDNESDAY! How could i have Missed dis fight??how?after all d préparations? I just put my hand under my Chin and wondered who i Had offended...... hahahhahahahaha
This ur story made me remember my days as a young girl in my father's hs. I and my brother was always sleeping off when we ve set alarm to watch midnight movies. Hahahahahahahah memories....
ChyChyada, I did that too My dad the disciplinarian will not hear onus watching movies during school night So what we do is when everyone is going to bed, we put something close to door so it doesn't close well. We set alarm and actually wake up to watch movies. Thank God the sitting room isn't close to any of the rooms so nobody hears. We will watch till 3am and go back to sleep only for us be woken up at 5am for devotion.
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Hehehehe.. Any laFF is a Laff.
ReplyDeleteSo this is where Don Davido gets all the pictures he recycles.. Baba i dey hail ooOOoo...
Lmao...i also thought of it too..anywais all is funny
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Wow! Dis r hilarious pics. Nice one.
Delete#MCM is Man crush Monday.
DeleteLmao, see me see laugh o...lwkmd
LMAO Olivialipstic UwuilEkwe take note o
DeleteMadam bleachy bleachy
Stella u did nort west my time.
DeleteStella, please ban this Royal Priesthood idiot from your blog. He pollutes every blog he is on. I know the blog he frequents, and I left there cause of his/her hateful and sick comments, amongst other things. Please Stella, ban him/her.
DeleteLmaoooooo
ReplyDeleteLmao........
DeleteThey r so funny, especially d bv with the almighty gbagauns...bwahahaha
My belle ooo...
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha
Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik
Lol oooo.. u no waste ma tym.. Abeg I dey church
ReplyDelete@ Niggaz Be Like Stop Fighting
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Those guys won't want the fight to end. One man's meat is another man's...
Whoever prayed that prayer of " May every cheating man's private disappear" is a sadist. If you say " Amen" to that prayer, you are an enemy to women. If this happens, almost all if not all privates will disappear and the world will be a miserable place.
ReplyDelete" forgive so that ye may be forgiven".
Let them all disappear.
DeleteLet's know that the remaining ones are legit...lmao!!!
Ake hope your own will not be found in the pile of the "disappeared"
Hahahahaha I laughed soo hard today! Lolzz. Stella that MCM is Man Crush Monday I think! That guy is too handsome, I love his movies
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha @
ReplyDeleteHow Nigerian parents wait for their kids that didn't come home after 10pm.
How girls with big stomach pose.
Your face when your mom tells you to come and eat though she slapped you five mins earlier.
Rotfl
ReplyDeleteFunny but most of them are old.
ReplyDeleteHilarious
ReplyDeleteLol! Stella, MCM is man crush monday just like WCW is woman crush wednesday. Happy sunday BVS!
ReplyDeleteHilarious
ReplyDeleteI drinked it...lol, I still remember tht comment!
ReplyDeleteInteresting collections
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteBae
Bae
Bae
Like deaf and dumb.
Buahahahahahhahaaha
That Bae can sound like a goat "baeing"..lol
DeleteKai I don laugh tire so tay my supervisor dey give me side eyes hear. Tnx to all those who sent in laughs. You have helped this shift become less tiring. God bless u muchos!
ReplyDeleteStella MCM means Man Crush Monday, hilarious compilation
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I can't stop laffing abeg. Thanks Stella for posting dis.
ReplyDeleteWe had more funny laughs last year than this year
ReplyDeleteI can't believe it's May already
Wow
Time flies
Some are still very funny
ReplyDeleteLmaooo
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed today's laugh.
#MCM-ManCrushMonday???
ReplyDelete"Follow me on Twitter" got me lmao...
ReplyDeleteFunny!!!
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzzzzzz. Stellz mcm means Man Crush Monday
ReplyDeleteHahaha haha my tummy o, Stella u are craaaaay McM means man crush Monday just like they have women crush Wednesday wcw
ReplyDeleteLolz....Recycled buh still very Funny.
ReplyDeleteThat Pastor,waiting for d Person DAt D Spirit came upon hahhahaha
His face is epic!
Just got back from Church and something strangely "funny" happened.Lol
Somehow i Missed Getting ma Fave spot and i sat somewhere else.just d next pew Anyways.
I sat in d middle of à Young man and a little girl,who was Wit her distinguished-looking Dad.a bit elderly too.
So just about 5 mins into Mass,we were chanting Gloria in excelsis Deo....
AnD my son was cooing,u know how babies talk
So dis equally young and Beautiful lady Turned and smiled at my Baby.I smiled back.she was carrying à baby too.
AnD next thing i heard was "How'z Madam?
I was still smiling and trying to figure out who "Madam" was.she stil kept d smile
Kai,i dont like embarrasing people cha cha,so my brain told me it was à Fam friend.who i Called "Madam"
buh den i was like,D said Madam doesnt worship here and she is à bit older so no one gets to see us most times. AnD again i was like ,buh dis face is new.havent seen her in church before.buh den again,how Can i know every single face....
The next thing that interrupted my thoughts was
"How is Madam?" AnD stil Wit à smile.
At that point,it became obvious that i was lost and i smiled back and apologetically asked
"Pls which Madam?"
AnD still smiling,she said "Your Madam"
LMAO
I smiled back,trying to make her feel at ease,said
"This is my son.
hahahahaha
She was Sooo apologetic buh i jus laughed it off ,telling her Everyone mistake People for people dey know once in a while....
Ehen,so last night.......
Dont hold ya breath,its nothing saucy.hahhahaha
So last night,i prepared to watch "The Great Fight"
I finished very Early and by 7pm,i was done,dinner ready, kids in bed and me Bathed and feeling soo cool Wit maself LMAO
So i went to d sitting room and started surfing via d channels.i Had planned to go to bed that 7pm and den wake up around 1am or so.buh den i stumbled on d Reruns of Forbidden Passions! AnD bam! Dat was how my misfortune for d night started....
Oya when is your bda let's c a picture of u.
DeleteDon't blame her biko.. I didn't know Baby boys can be as chubby as D Bishop..
DeleteIn other words, you are insinuating that your husband looks like your grandfather and you also look like a maid
Delete#MCM man crush monday abi.u did north west my time
ReplyDeleteLast jokes are very funny, love d letter. But others are stale.
ReplyDeleteThat toilet laugh. Showed d pic to my bf wen I first saw it and was like 'babe, I'm not yet the one'.
ReplyDeleteWhy cover Ur tummy with Ur bag wen u can just hold Ur breath and pull in the tummy. Trust me, it's easier than it sounds.
Most of today's laughs were new and really funny.
D same Snooped at guy?....u never smash his knee cap yet?
DeleteI don't Gerrit,u live with ur bf?
DeleteAfter snooping and catching him.. U still have mouth to call him bf... Stay there make pant dey wear u.
DeleteBitchplis, no jare. I have always been singing it here that I'm not one to cheat on my guy cos he cheated and what I found wasn't even that but that na story for when I decide to send a chronicle. The only thing that can make me leave is if he's either a serial cheat or if he ever lays a hand on me.
Delete@anon, no, I don't live with my bf. Hope u are happy now. Can u now pls stop trolling my comments with dat question?
*leave my guy not cheat on
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha very funny laughs.
ReplyDeleteStella keep up the good job.
MCM means Man Crush Monday
ReplyDeleteGood
ReplyDeleteThe one about Jonathan got me laughing like crazy. My sides dey ache me o.
ReplyDeleteNo Stella , u did not west my time. Though recycled, what's funny us funny except it wasn't funny the first time
So some people look for errors in blog visitors comment. Haba!
ReplyDeleteLmao
*hehehee, SDK - you did not west my time at all....... I dont wish I was an Octopus sha. I am content with my two hands*
ReplyDeleteI laughed hard o, no go lie.
ReplyDeleteMan Crush Monday #MCM
ReplyDeleteLolz
ReplyDelete#mcm means ' man crush Monday'
ReplyDeleteChiexotic......daft dull woman, yeah....ur an old one, be forming on ds blog wyl yu are so daft n dumb.
ReplyDeleteMay the anointing of God clear the hate from Ur heart anon. Say amen!
DeleteEm jay I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ laffinº° ˚º≈ º°º=D ˚º°˚ ˚°º≈ in arabic... يج خ بو غخفو زخزخ *rotfl* سةح لا
ReplyDelete********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*********
Nice Nice sunday laughs on point
ReplyDeleteHhhahaahahahhahah......
ReplyDeleteI have never bn à Fan of Telemundo buh dAt was until My friend U,begged and begged me to "just watch it first"
ReplyDeleteShe had been on ma neck for âgés and i was just tired,i wil call her on d phone and wot u wil hear is "Asa,O!Humberto knew it was Santa all along or Asa,Dis Fransisca is mean! She abandoned her daughter cos she bla bla....i was jus Tired
AnD she wil always,always end it with,pls watch it.pls...
So,i "tried" and got stuck hehehehhe
I Missed Forbidden Passions buh luckily,dey are showing it again and i am hooked!
So u Can imagine wen i stumbled on d weekly reruns,i said "No way! I must watch it!
How Can i go to bed wen Flavia is on Tv?LMAO
NA so i siddon begin watch it.first,Impostor and Later,my fave.it started showing around 8 or so
8 pass,i was stil awake n agile
10 pass,i was fine den 11 pass,i was just drifting off to sleep and waking up buh not really knowing if i was actually sleeping LMAO
I said dis fight? Nah! I must be awake o!
I stoop up and raided d kitchen,Had some cashew nuts.anything to stay awake.
Buh around 12,common sense returned to me,i said,why dont u go to bed and sleep and den wake up wen d Fight Starts.
CHAI! I hugged myself and told myself i was smart and beaming Wit smiles buh soo tired,went to bed LMAO
I now set my alarm...for 1:30am
AnD as Soon as i climbed d bed,i dozed off!
Happy.very happy.and trusting my alarm to wake me up.
All i remembered was that i was sleeping buh awake.u know dat kind of sleep u sleep buh u are sure u are awake and not dreaming hahahhahahaha
that was wot happend to me.buh my mind was Telling me "A,wake up o! U are actually sleeping o.u are actually sleeping n dreaming.n not really awake o.
i said for where...my alarm never shrill.
I was in dat Dream fantasizing How Manny wil beat up Money boy....
Fantasizing seeing Manny on TV,bn congratulated.
Buh one mind wil tell me"wake up o.u stil dey sleep.o.n'a Dream o.and moreover d fight don suppose start.
Hia...
buh den i was like,its true o,d fight don suppose start o,Shebi i went to bed sinceeee.or is time now standing still for me to sleep and wake up?
It was at dat point,i woke up! Hahahhahahaha
actually,physically woke up!
First thing i looked at my phone...It was 5am!
I said n'a lie
Rushed and put on ma tv,d thing was jus wasting time and i dashed to d sitting room.all along thinking,it cant be possible.d Sitting room lights must be on and Tv.i Had given instructions for d lights n TV to be Left on wen i went inside
i met d sitting room in darkness!
my hear sank!
i stil said "dere must b an explanation.
i flicked on d switches and put on d TV and as i did so,i Ran out and looked at my Wall clock.d clock dat have served me for 6 years and it was 5:05am!
I just lowered my Head in sadness and went back to d room.put off d TV,which was now showing Congratulatory messages and highlights.
I jus climbed d bed,looked at my phone again and saw that my alarm was actually set to 1:30am WEDNESDAY!
How could i have Missed dis fight??how?after all d préparations?
I just put my hand under my Chin and wondered who i Had offended......
hahahhahahahaha
Good afternoon Beautiful People!
Lmao...... I love your gists TGW
DeleteThis woman ehnnn.
DeleteLmao
I have been reading your stories since this week.
Please don't stop oo.
I just love you scarra!
Bwahahahahahahaha.....
DeleteGood afternoon Nwanyi oma.
This ur story made me remember my days as a young girl in my father's hs.
I and my brother was always sleeping off when we ve set alarm to watch midnight movies. Hahahahahahahah memories....
Hahahahaha
DeleteChyChyada, I did that too
My dad the disciplinarian will not hear onus watching movies during school night
So what we do is when everyone is going to bed, we put something close to door so it doesn't close well. We set alarm and actually wake up to watch movies. Thank God the sitting room isn't close to any of the rooms so nobody hears. We will watch till 3am and go back to sleep only for us be woken up at 5am for devotion.
So funny
ReplyDeletePDP votes rising like garri for where? Haha. Thanks Stella bae
ReplyDeleteStale laughs and jokes. We need something new.
ReplyDeletelol........#TeamChdidnma!!.....
ReplyDelete