NA WAH!....WTF!
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
ANAL SEX BROUHAHA
Dear Stella, please help me post this on your blog, you are doing a great job, God bless you.
I have come to love this blog like my family, I visit here like no man,s business, even my husband knows but he is a very busy man and doesn't do blogs. We've been married for 9years and have 4 children. I love him like kilode and he does too to the extent his friends use us as example of what a marriage should be.
Now, the issue is, a month ago my husband said we should have anal sex, I thought he was kidding because our sex life is already very wild and adventurous, so I was wondering what else he wants; 2 weeks ago he pleaded again that we should try it,to make him happy I agreed, but we had to stop because I almost fainted in pain.
Now my hubby is ignoring me for days now.
I even wanted to check if he is having an affair but i'm not the snooping type because we trust each other; I have prayed, cried and tried talking to him, still no headway. How can a marriage going so smoothly suddenly turn to this? We haven't talked for days now as he keeps ignoring me, only attending to our kids.
I'm becoming mentally and emotionally frustrated and I don't want to talk to any of my friends about it, so I decided to write to dear Stella and get BV advise. Please, help, what should I do?
Regards,
******
I am confused on what to tell you...Anal s*x is dirty!
Will read comments jare
ReplyDelete********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******
Coming out in progress
DeleteIs either your hubby has turned gay or he has tried it on a girl.
DeleteThat's the easiest way to get hiv,make sure you use condom, cause your husband is having anal outside.
Don't try it 2 avoid wearing baby diaper in future.
Couples like to try out new things to keep their sex life hot. Ur husband is feeling hurt dat u couldn't allow him act out his fantasies and that is rather selfish of him. Doesn't he consider ur feelings too?
DeleteWhatever new thing a couple wants to try out much be mutually agreed on cos it must be for the pleasure of both of them. If one of them isn't comfortable with d 'new thing', the other partner should understand and do away with it.
Sex ought to be mutually beneficial and pleasurable, not exploitative.
So in dis case, what u should be asking is 'what should ur husband do?' cos it's not ur fault. Don't feel bad about it. If u don't like it, u don't like it.
Allow him muse. When he is tired he will come around. I know his silent treatment can be stiffling but it's best u ignore him, occupy urself with other things and give him space to come around.
Don't beef him nor treat him coldly. Just be urself and wait for him to end his childish behaviour.
U have done what u needed to do by trying to talk with him and he keeps ignoring u...then let him be. When he is ready to talk, pour out ur heart to him and let him do same.
Hopefully, both of u will arrive on a common ground. If not, he is simply being selfish. Tell him I said so. If he loves u, he should consider how u feel about anal sex.
Let's hope he understands, okay?
Like Stella said, anal sex is not something one looks forward to. Dirty...
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DeleteStupid emjay
DeleteI ws jst starring at u at the party, wonderin hw stupid u are at ur age.... No wonder ure single, fool
DeletePls , am looking for aviation school here in Abuja. Thanks
DeletePoster...... go and eat, then sleep well.
ReplyDeleteI thot Stella Korknalist/Blogpreneur said the chronicles haff finished?
Hmmm
Plenty ppl get problems ohhhh. If I enter any of my friend neighbourhood alone sef, via amebo gists, I fit even list ten different problems wey dey peruse ppl.
The Chronicles shall never finish in Jesus name.
People will continue having challenges in Jesus name.
“Horse-bandz” will always run shows. The “causer” is that there is nothing as good as new pussy. Men will continue paying for it; and girls will ensure the sustainability of available supply, thereby balancing the forces of demand and supply and creating a micro economy of its own that produces the magic of having girls who live larger than their supposed income. And married women will always complain, forgetting the fact that this market is as old as man. In the past, early man and things, all they needed to do was provide and protect, even if na with food, and the female will exchange with an available commodity that does not finish – “tohtoh”…. Interesting stuff
Then broke guys need to just dey observe for now; so that when they have money, they know what to do. As for now, they can form decent and join a church society, while waiting.
Say “NO” to chronicles of hope.
You have lost it.. just see the words of a married man. You are a disgrace to your wife..going off point and sounding silly. Living under the control of your selfish sexual desires.
DeleteYou are insane ! The horse - band part left in in stitches. But how can we say no to chronicles of hope? Nah! We need them. There's more to life than lying, cheating 'horsebands'.
DeleteIndeed many are mad but few are roaming. This is d most senseless thing i have read in a while. Who let this dog out wuh! Wuh! Wuh! Wuh!
DeleteYou are a case study..
DeleteAnyone that takes you or you comments personal is on a long thing.. The person will just develop e-HBP..
Orisirisi
DeleteHe is always talking off point. Saying stiffs that make li2 or no sense. I don't blame in its those people that come under his comment to say 'lmao' 'oh you're so funny' 'your comment always on point 'u make too much sense' blowing empty air up his crazy ass its them I blame. If u see this one In real life now he will be a complete mumu, soft like pure water. I say NO to chronicles of hope in ur life....shameless old under achiever coming online to form billionaire playboy. U wish.
DeleteYou are sick and morally bankrupt. You think this is normal behaviour because most men have left it. Maybe you are part of Cain's lineage spawn if the devil. Better go and beg GOD
DeleteI literately just finished your rubbish. I truly believe you are One of the children of the devil.
Delete26 For this reason God gave them up to ovile passions. For even their 9women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the 1men, leaving the natural use of the 2woman, burned in their lust for one another, 1men with 1men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.
Delete28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things pwhich are not fitting;
Ain't you tired of repeating the same thing????
DeleteHuh?
DeleteMay chronicles of hope elude you forever.
Delete*me
DeleteNa wa oh!
ReplyDeleteAnal sex???? Ur hubby is wicked o
ReplyDeleteor is his ....not big cod he would kill u.
Go and fast for 7days nd pray naked in ur parlour. ...send ds evil arrow bak2dsender
nawa....
Hahaha! Abi o. Since both of you have the same "asshole" let him demonstrate an easier way for you by trying it out on his ass! Idiot man!
DeleteOmg!!!!!!! Anal shit
Delete#abbytohxoft
Report him to his parents. Old man wey dey behave like small pikin should be treated as one.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine the rubbish?
Is sex food? What arrant nonsense?
Make I no provoke this afternoon
Why is he bringing up anal at this stage of your marriage.Madam if you are not comfortable with the act don't do it.
ReplyDeleteHian!!...
ReplyDeleteAny man that ask for anal sex is GAY...
Poster,your husband is GAY...
I wonder why he is disturbing you for anal when he has other men he do it with...
Don't mind him,when he is tired of carrying face,he will come around...
Ignore him!...
Her husband may not be gay. He's prolly watching too much porn.
DeleteAnyone who practice anal sex is into sodomy. So any man or woman who is into this act and curses gay is an hypocrite.
DeleteAnal sex isn't just dirty but pure sodomy!!
ur husband is a mean person,after 9yrs of wild adventurous sex he shouldn't be angry over that unless there's another reason u probably don't know about.
My tot exactly.
DeleteGbam!!! Gay alert or that's what his new side chick taught him. He should go get it wherever he learnt it from and leave ur ass alone b4 he gives u pile. Don't even bother snooping just tap d IGNORE button and press ENTER we go see who go tire. Rubbish!
DeleteGbam . u r not his 1st
DeleteHIAN!
ReplyDeletehe asked for Anal sex, you gave him, And now he is ignoring you?
hmmmm...Dt your husband must be very dirty and i am sure he is getting it elsewhr.
dunno what to say again sef!
just keep talking to him.
Your husband might have heard it from friends or tried it with side chicks self. Sorry for the pain. Anal sex is painful. Tried it once.
ReplyDeleteTry and get healed. But if you continue doing it too much, your shit go just dey rush out too much with you holding it. Dont try it at all.
ANAL IS TOO DIRTY. sorry for gays... God forgive una for this
You said you tried it once. Did u succeed.did the whole D enter inside? Tell us how you did it. Wonders shall never cease
DeleteU tried it once? It is well.
DeleteIf u can have oral sex, y can't u have anal sex? Use ur head!
ReplyDeleteAbegii
DeleteDnt even compare orals to anal.
Oral sex dey pain you??
Except shit comes out of ur mouth.
DeleteHmmmmm he's tried it outside and it's obvious someone is giving it to him outside.....either ways you need to have a heart to heart discussion with him because there's something he's not saying....All the best.
ReplyDeleteMy Mantra...
ReplyDeleteIf I dont like it,
If it's painful,
And if I DONT want it,den its a NO for me.
Same goes for d General.
SIT ur hubby down and ask him wots d point in doing wot u dont Enjoy? Something dat.makes u faint from its brutal Pain.Tell him without mincing words,gently Buh firnly.dat he is bn sooo SELFISH!
Ignore his Ignoring u.Dats emotional blackmail.to make u feel bad and den "give in"
Di gi a sef....
Nne sorry.Tinyekwa ya na ekpere.
Jisos bu Ogwa Oria Nna.
Sending u warm hugs ojare.
See as ma anus Jus begin dey do as if e dey pepper me from just Reading ur travail.
Kwakwakwakwaaaaa! chimoooooo
DeleteAnwuolam!
Lmao!!! Ur own anus dey pepper u??? Sorry o!!!!!
DeleteTGW Nne ehn.. ihe nke a gwuru ike.. Lol @ ur anus dry pepper u.
DeleteAs for me DH knows am willing to try new things as long as there's no atom of pain.. my pain endurance level is -100.. Poster pls don't give in.. if he carries on for too long report him to his mother then he will explain to world ppl what he's looking for in his wife's anus.
Hmmmmm (Back Door).. I'll just seat and read intelligent comments from experienced folks..
ReplyDeleteAnal sex = HIV. Poster use your head. Why do most gay have HIV?
DeleteOti ooo This 1 can sleep with man
ReplyDeleteAnal sex kwa, hian married women and their wahala, madam ur husband na complete gay, how come u didn't notice it early, he was a gay before u married him but he managed to hide his identity, once a gay always a gay, he doesn't want to go back to fucking a mans ass that's why he wants to do it with u, the spirit of gay has entered him again, u are in for a long thing.
ReplyDeleteStraight men have anal sex too. I think the poster's carefree sexual dispensation has landed her in trouble. In as much as it's fun to try new things , you have to be careful not to put crazy ideas in the man's head. He assumed she was open to anything and is now trying to act out his fantasies. Chances are he's trying to blackmail her emotionally by ignoring her or he's even getting it outside.
DeleteMy advice; don't do it if you don't like it. I'm sure he won't like someone fucking his ass so why do it to you?
Poster,get a Dildo. The one that u can wrap around ur waist.. Tell him to present his asshole so u can insert it in it. Lets c if he consents. I bet he wont! If he consents,he is sooo gay. Scott Disick kept asking Kourt K for anal sex and she did the same thing. He never discussed that topic again. Men,fucking selfish entities.
DeleteAnal sex kwa, hian married women and their wahala, madam ur husband na complete gay, how come u didn't notice it early, he was a gay before u married him but he managed to hide his identity, once a gay always a gay, he doesn't want to go back to fucking a mans ass that's why he wants to do it with u, the spirit of gay has entered him again, u are in for a long thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat is all this...what is wrong with guys and this anal sex shit!! I tire oo..pussy is not enough again kwanu..abacha!!
ReplyDeleteAnal sex kwa, hian married women and their wahala, madam ur husband na complete gay, how come u didn't notice it early, he was a gay before u married him but he managed to hide his identity, once a gay always a gay, he doesn't want to go back to fucking a mans ass that's why he wants to do it with u, the spirit of gay has entered him again, u are in for a long thing.
ReplyDeleteSomebody prolly a frd has narrated a very sweet and adventurous anal s*x he had to him. He needs to do it badly.
ReplyDeleteIf not, him mind no go ever calm down I swear
I'm too short of words, let married people among us come to your rescue. I just pray that your marriage will not crush Inshallahu.
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
What the hell. HELL NO! Ewwwwwww that's nasty. What kind of wildness is that, if that place should expand beyond limit you will wear pampers and your hubby will still get it outside.
ReplyDeleteAbi his he gay, what kind of nonsense play is that. God created both parts that is the vagina and anus for different purposes are we now calling God dumb or what.
I don't know what to tell you cos recently I heard many Nigerian men like to experiment with anal inclusive and some even pretend to mistakenly put it in the anus during sex. That they actually prefer it cos it's tighter and know many women won't agree so they put it in pretending to have mistaken it for a vagina.
Your husband is simply selfish, he is putting his pleasure first before your health cos that your anus will expand.
He Is probably getting it outside my dear or not that's left for you to find out.
Better think of yourself in this case, would you like to be in adult pampers for the rest of your life when things go south? If yes please ride on.
You sure he doesn't swing both ways?
ReplyDeleteBe sure he is either doing that or has cheated on you before and d babe gave him a full doze ofanal of which he wants a replay with you.
Woman I don't knw what to tell you but my husband loves it 2,i dare not say no,how sef, I got to submit oo if I wan drop water keep cup, here is another twist to my own predicament, he loves me to finger his ass, n treat him like my bitch mind you I don't have to be in d mood, I saw it before we got married can't tell you I didn't see the signs, but d surprising thing here is he can't stand anything homo it disgust him like for real, Nuff said.
Deletedis.....please don't succumb....don't do it especially if you are not comfortable with it, I think you need to find a way to communicate with your husband, as petty as men can be sometimes its hard to believe that he's shutting u out cuz of anal sex, even after all these years
ReplyDeleteAnal kwa! Dear poster, please tell him to watch Jenifa! Does he want you to wear diapers later in life???? I won't be surprised he had a very nice Anal sex experience and wants to try it to home now.
ReplyDeleteYour hubby us acting like a dog!
ReplyDeleteLet him allow another man to bang his ass hole first then he can come for the anal
Stella analysis sex is not dirty to those that loves it lol. A friend of mine once told me to try it with hubby cos it was the sweetest thing on earth. I was like... You're crazy!
ReplyDeleteI gave her this example: Shiny iced fish dey sweet but immediately they discovered this one called Horse that looks like snake skin(which I hate btw), they said it's the sweetest fish on earth. Msheww
People will never be satisfied with anything.
So my dear poster, ignore the yeye man. No be by force!! Rubbish
Dafuq?! Your husband has gone and learnt or has been listening to trash!! Or he's just plain sick!! Poster whatever happens, DONT DO IT!!
ReplyDeletesweetie he asked for analysis cos your personal ***y Don slack and he's tired of sinking deep and wide.
ReplyDeletethis is why I advice my sisters in the lord not to have vaginal birth but they won't listen.
ask team cs if no be we dey shakara for men for that side.
your dh isn't gay as some dumbass might suggest he's only looking for a hole to fit his kini n u are flowing deep n wide how do u expect him to smile with u when u aren't satisfying him?
you even got yourself a good man who isn't looking for yoriyori girls like me outside but babes be sure he'd look soon.
sex isn't for u just concentrate on loving your kids cos you sacrificed your gold pot for them except u have money to reconstruct the river.
bless you sister and remember there's norin too hard for God to do.
Very stupid and smelly comment..
DeleteSo everyone should opt for CS to keep their pussy tight or maybe you should even suggest not to have kids at all so a man can put his dick in it all day every second because sex is food and that's why he is on earth.
DeleteSometime I always wonder if you women think you're God's pleasure pot to men or a man's better half, you all do not value yourselves always putting a man first.
So it's okay for a husband to demand anal cos his wife's pussy is slack after birthing their kids right? Okay anugo'm.
Yoriyori girls like you indeed, one minute you're a married woman next you're an aristo babe yoriroring people's husbands.
Natural Birth doesn't make vagina wide ..you're such a dumb winker ....get your fact right ...lizard like you ...
DeleteObviously u are not a mother yet,ur comment says it all......I wish u what u wish urself to give birth through CS, when u eventually get married.....silly girl
DeleteStella anal s.x is not dirty. The pleasure is something else if you can withstand the pain. Stop calling it dirty because you don't do it. Ever gotten your ass licked before? I guess not.
ReplyDeleteAs for bv, try again with plenty lube. Also find out why he seems mad, maybe your vjayjay has expanded due to birth and constant in and out. Do kegel. If you're still not comfortable doing anal and your hubby is acting up just tell him to spread his leg so you can insert coke bottle in his anus so he knows how painful it is.
P.s
I've not tried it before, too painful
*spits
DeleteHow can someoen even lick where faeces come out from.
ewwww @U
DeleteUr head dey der!! If dey lick ya ass eeh,outta dis world!!! Get KY gel,let him stimulate ya anus den enter!! U see dat car u ve asking for? He is gonna get it for u!!na u go dey want am sef..it not dirty
DeleteLmao @ put a coke bottle inside. But even of she uses lube it'll still hurt. At least in the beginning.
Delete26 For this reason God gave them up to ovile passions. For even their 9women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the 1men, leaving the natural use of the 2woman, burned in their lust for one another, 1men with 1men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.
Delete28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things pwhich are not fitting
This is really satans kingdom disgust
You have not done it before and u are advising someone that told u she almost fainted with the pain to try it again that it's pleasurable,.....are u nuts?....madam poster,dont mind ur hubby,his playing mind games with u,and u are falling yakata,..while not turn the tables around and give him his own cake,stop seeking attention and start focusing on ur children alone,no be person go tell am to beg for peace.....
DeletePoster please raise your hand slowly,slowly again, a lil higher and stop when it's on d same level with your face. Push your hand a bit to the side (make sure ur palm is facing the side of your) then bring it back with great force. ... Yes u need dirty slap..
ReplyDeleteYou are almost mentally and emotionally frustrated and you think d blog bvs will help u solve your anal ish? I pity you because their advice will add to it...
Dialogue with your husband. That is the only solution to your problem
Dialogue what exactly?didnt u hear she has tried talking to him?..abeg abeg,there is nothing to talk about again,...it's a no no
DeleteOriegwu
ReplyDeleteTalk to him, tell him the pain was unbearable for u to continue
Haba...he should understand
If he doesn't come around, buy a dildo and stick into his ass
Mxcheew....
Stella when it comes to the marriage bed, nothing is dirty. Hubby and I we do all sorts but i find anal sex excruciating too. Allow him tease the entrance with the tip of his p.. and u will both enjoy it. He doesnt need to go in fully.
ReplyDeleteAnd to Unmarried Young girls be careful what u allow men demanding all sorts do to your body. U can have sex as body no be wood, but Keep somethings until u are married. My 2 cents.
Gay Man!
ReplyDeleteYour husband must have been moving with a friend that is encouraging him to try anal sex with you. I remember sometime last year i met a friend encouraging me to try it that it's sweeter than vajayjay bcz of its tightness . I personally think it's a dirty act so i won't try it. Even that friend told me he used his d**k to pack out some sheet that the whole place became disgusting. I pray God will change the heart of your husband.
ReplyDeleteHe might not be cheating but someone somewhere is sinking this idea into his head. Just keep praying cos it's the only solution you have right now
DeleteEwwww....
DeleteMy craziness never reach this level...
Olorun maje!!!..
Poster sorry oh. I think you should buy a DILDO, don't tell him about it. Just bring it out when next you want to make love. Surprise him and shove it up his anus. It's all part of d adventure. If he dares complain of pain, make him know you feel same way. I'm sorry but your husband is selfish in that aspect.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. Abi o.
DeleteSpot on, good advice if she's bold enough to do it. Selfish man,he is carrying face cos he knows that would make her succumb eventually.
DeleteHahahahaha.. u wicked small oo. Lmao
DeleteBest advice so far.....selfish man
DeleteTry d anal sex again,maybe he culd lubricate his dick and see how that goes! If it turns out wrong then Le horseBy ll know dt shit ain't cool. Just let him feel like u wanna Mk an effort to try something new.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you aren't missing anything out of this story? Because I don't get what the problem is, you agreed to the anal he asked for, but while on it, it became too painful for you so yall stopped...right? And now he isn't talking to you. Try talking to him because it doesn't make sense...maybe it was his plan for you to die in the process and you didn't. Or yall can try again
ReplyDeleteSteps to get ur ass punctured:
ReplyDelete1. Buy some lubricant ky jelly or vaseline jelly.
2. Buy any muscle relaxing drug u know.
3. Apply d things u bought, lie on the bed, raise ur ass and tilt it to the right a little.
4. Get ready for ur pervert husband to drill ur ass.
Hahahhaha ur husband has seen it somewhere, careful about the decision u take because ur husband is hell bent on getting whqt he wants
Anal kini nitori oloun. Hian!!!
ReplyDeleteR u sure ur husband is OK?
Or maybe someone he has tried it somewhere else.
Is a spiritual attack?
*thinking out loud on ur behalf*
BTW, how is ur anus?
Very dirty and evil
ReplyDeleteMadam on yr knees o, whoever that's feeding him with such tale of anal sex... holy fire.o.
ReplyDeleteAs in...this is the time to go on your knees and pray. After how many years?? No no no...something is wrong. Take it to God in prayer dear. I will also put it in prayer for you. Take Charge dear.
DeleteAnal sex as in through the anus?? Is ur husband gay? Bia nne he is using u to practice. Tell him dat u r not a transgender and God gave u one hole in front that he should use that one. wtf? See better snoop o. Go through his phone when he is sleeping to know if u will find out something cos it aint right. This one na gay alert. I detest anal sex with passion! Still talk to him if u dont find anything. Lock the door to ur room if he wants to walk out. Something is fishy!
ReplyDeleteWts d issue with men n dis anal sex sef
ReplyDeletePure and simple.
ReplyDeleteYour husband is cheating on u
He has tasted anal sex outside and prolly enjoyed it and dts y he insists on u boht having it.
U even tried by giving it a thought and experimenting.
@poster I'm sorry to say this bt ur husband is stupid,selfish,childish and just might as well fallen out of love wv u.
So bcos u guys had to stop half way cos of d pain,he's now ignoring u huh?
What sorta silly and dirty thoughts have gotten in2 him. If he were to be ur bf,i wldav adviced u leave him,2bad he's ur hubby.
Does he know how painful anal sex cld be? Tell him to go stick a cucumber in his ass...selfish mofo.
Infact i am angry!!!
Take it or leave it,its either of this 3
1- he's cheating on u and hence done d anal thingy wv a whore
2-he has fallen out of love wv u
3-maybe he's under peer pressure,probably his friends discussed how they tried/did it and it was fun and him being a childish lot dt he is wants to try it as well
Infact forget what i said bout it being either of this 3,infact it is all of them inclusive.
talk to some1 ur hubby respect so he/she can aswell talk sense in2 him...abeg i can't deal
He is not cheating!! Madam don't listen to all dis women ooo!! Na dem der go even give der hubby ear to fuck!!do it joor...
DeleteI believe his not cheating,his watching too many porn these days,so as to make up ad venturing sex life more adventurous.
DeleteAsk God for forgiveness first, then your hubby will come around.
ReplyDeleteYou are his wife not his dog!
ReplyDeleteAnal sex is the sweetest sex of the century.. some women need to learnabout how to keep their men with their anus!
Deletei remember d night dh asked for anal sex. i was reluctant at first bt after serious persuasion, i gave in.. it was a bitter sweet experence . the following week, dh got me a brand new suv .. my dear poster, since use tried diff sex positions wit ur horseband .. u shd be able to give in to anal sex.. trust me girl, u won't regret it.
u ppl can like to cuss me oo.. IDGAF
Thatbluntgirl
C ehn do 7days fast
ReplyDeletepray naked in ur parlour at midnight and return ds evil arrow bak2dsender.....uhmmm
Everything is not prayer abeg,....his only blackmailing her emotionally,when she should be the one blackmailing him,for making her experience such pain
DeleteLet him stretch your booty babe...he should use lots of lube
ReplyDeleteafter all gay guys do it and anything a man can do, a woman can do.
Eventually if you wont let him, he will find a girl whose need for money outweighs her threshold for pain
besides your pussy must be like suez canal after 4 kids....men need pleasure....this man is still trying to fuck you and youre acting stupid
God forgive you.
DeleteHian!!...
DeleteDumbest comment ever. Ur evil. How can you say dat? Is the anus for sex. And who told u that after 4 kids that some women are not tight anymore.
DeleteHow some people thinks,makes me wonder what planet they came from.....your brain needs serious hypo.
DeleteSo dirty,plsss don't do it again,if him like make he vex!make u bone face too
ReplyDeleteAnal is sweet once you get use to it, you must empty your bowel before you do it and you need a lot of 4play and baby oil or vasline. I just don't understand his anger, he has to be patient nah.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
Ur husband is gay.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Huh? Say what? Anal? Def nt my thing. I'm thinking d tohtoh cavity is perhaps slacked and he wants something tighter. Why nt look for hw 2 tighten ur tohtoh cavity and then invite him 2 taste the pudding.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably ashamed of himself for pleading with you for anal sex and then hurting you in the process. Maybe some girl somewhere gave him one time OR he don begin watch porn and wants to practice what he's seen..
ReplyDeleteWhat nonsense. I think ur husband has been playing some away match or he's a closet gay. Sodomy is evil and God hates it. Na wa some men sef. So selfish.
ReplyDeleteMadam are you ur husbands slave, or u were created by the almighty to please him. How can smthn be painful for ur wife and u still insist on her doing it, then at d end of the day u will be the one begging again.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why men do this childish thing of keeping malice, dats how my silly boyfriend keeps malice for every single thing dat u'll be d one apologizn weda right or not.
Madam im not married cant advise u.
But all I know is NO MAN can FORCE me to do what I don't want. I for instance I have never given a blow job in my life, cos I don't really like it. My boyfriend understands but smtimes grumbles.
I tell him if you want it den marry me, u don't have right to complain, dou he gives me but im not into oral sex. Even when/if we get married I wont be forced to do what I don't like. BUT ANAL IS NO NO for me. Have all oda styles finished.
I sha hope ur hubby isn't xperimenting with men sha, dats my fear for you.
Liar. Ur bf licks ur stupid pussy nd u don't return the favour? Who u dey lie give?
DeleteRemind us how old u are again?....all these children giving advice to adults.SMH
DeleteNa wah oh..
ReplyDeleteMaybe he got it from outside once and loved it dats why he wants to be getting it from you.
But your husband is wicked ooo,does he want to destroy your passage?
That stuff is so tight I wonder how some men think people can stand the pain.I heard that people that engage in it end up having to wear adult diapers cos of the liquid and blood that keeps dripping, eww..
An*l is not good @ all.don't accept biko cos at the end of the day,you will be the one gritting your teeth in pain, and he will still end up looking for sex elsewhere.have a frank talk with him and tell him its a painful act and you can't engage in it.
I'm not judging nobody and at the end of the day,everyone does what suits them best.it all depends on your moral stand on certain things and your physical strength apparently.
As for me,I no fit shout.
Madam no fear, the thing dey sweet . Kpele. Let us know in some weeks how it went. *wink* :)
ReplyDeleteFirstly you are putting yourself at risk, because that place is not meant for that purpose as such can not withstand the pressure of having a dick inside it. If you continue just because you love your hubby, you end up having a wide anus,loss sensation in part, finally end up wearing pads. So ask yourself this question will your hubby still stay with you? Will you enjoy life wearing pads 24/7? Abeg sex is to be enjoyed by 2 party in way they both feel comfortable in.
ReplyDeleteCorrect person.
DeleteMadam, don't talk it with your friends o
ReplyDeleteAlso know that we men have taste by these I mean we love to explore especially if we the adventurous type.
I wouldn't advise you to do it if u don't like it, but if u would wanna try it just to please him, a beg go buy lubricant. U need enough lubrication there if not, it won't penetrate .
Also, don't hurt yourself because u want to please ur man. Na u alone go bear the pain.
Nothing like pussy abeg.
Concerned Man!
i use to date a guy who suddenly ask me for date after yrs of dating and i said no cos it was painful and things change he started cheating ...atimes men can stupid maybe from anal he will still come up with another style .. just pray so that the spirit of anal will leave him cos he might want to test it outside
ReplyDeleteIt is too dirty for a married couple to indulge!
ReplyDeleteMadam poster try nd ve a hrt2hrt talk wit ur husband mak him see reasons why u dnt like it
ReplyDeleteI remember once I almost passed out cos DH mistakenly slipped his D in my ass in d heat of excitement. I screamed out dat nyt. Actually de lights were off. I ddnt even know wen i strtd crying sef. He felt really bad and remorseful and he's been extra careful since then.
ReplyDeleteI now can't imagine how your dh is keeping malice with you cos of anal. Yeye dey smell
LMAOOOOO!!! Sorry to laugh
DeleteNa lieeee..u don do am b4!!it's very wide dats y it went in by mistake!!no difference between the pushy and d anus again!! Pretence kee u der
DeleteAnony 16:07. You're a dumb fuck. Doesn't doggy imply sex from d back, meaning the anus is befor d vjay? You think if it had gone in, I'll be alive to tell d story? I can swear your anus is like a well. Reason ur body dey pepper u wella.
DeleteAnal whaat???
ReplyDeleteAwusubillai
Ur husband is selfish if that's his reason for carrying face. He wants to get maximum satisfaction from Ur pains. Pls carry face too. He's so inconsiderate
ReplyDeletePoster plssssssss don't try anal sex. It's very dirty and dangerous. If you eventually start leaking from the anus, that your husband will be the first to complain. Don't please a man to displease yourself. #myopinion#
ReplyDeleteWhy would u let someone blackmail u emotionally becos of his selfish desires? I blame u for starting wild sex with him,of course d dessert' of kinky sex is anal sex,u should be able to try it#rme#
ReplyDeleteAs for his attitude,ignore him too,he will come around!its cos he's used to having his way when he gives u attitude!
Very dirty.tuehhhhh.
ReplyDeleteAnal sex na to ka sugar.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, gay alert. If i were you i will start ignoring him too. Focus on your kids. When he is tired of keeping malice he will let you know.
ReplyDeleteIf he mention it again, tell him you can't do it biko. You made a mistake by allowing him try it in the first place.
I know how hard it is trying to do no 2 when one is constipated talk more of prick entering there.
Anal sex yuck!
@poster please try to pray harder ooo..
ReplyDeleteI think devil wanna use ur husband now..
Ur marriage will not crash oo..
Anal sex ke...
That is poo
Oba ti furo!
ReplyDeleteHeya sorry... KY Jelly/Durex play isn't expensive ask at a pharmacy or beauty supply store.
ReplyDeleteDon't even know what to say, to the married people in the house mk una talk o
ReplyDeleteEwww
ReplyDeleteWhy are u begging him?
Pls ignore him.
He'll come around.
Poster I think your husband just thought he should go to somewhere no one has been(I don't know if you married a virgin)but that's what a guy once said,he believes it makes a man feel special...
ReplyDeleteOR
His friends are hanging out with younger girls and they are gisting him of their sexual exploit so he wants to try it with you...
SO
I think you should sit him down and explain that its not healthy,its painful and also tell him if he would allow his anus to be f****d,if he says No then you have won this case,if he says yes buy a dildo and start with him first..
Am out...
hian! is very bad to have anal sex oooooo pls if u dont know how to pray go and learn and chase the devil out of ur house is nt going to b easy but if u give in out of pressure u will surfer the pain later. read about it and ask ur doctor the danger involved. may God give u the strength to over this one IJN.
ReplyDeleteNkiru Kalu repeat after me; IT'S ie it is or its. Oburo is. "Is very bad to have anal sex" Wrong. It's (it is) very bad to have anal sex.
DeleteHaba! Is it so hard now? Ije kwa elementary school biko?
Poster, you sound like a woman without a mind of her own. To even think you consented to that demeaning act is annoying. Your husband is a porn addict. He should get counselling and deliverance so that he can be free from the evil spirits of pornography. Don't ever let him emotionally blackmail you into engaging in such a depraved act to satisfy his selfish whims. Report him to someone he respects a lot, esp a priest or pastor. He needs to understand the gravity of the sin he wants to lure you into. Pray for him but don't ever give in again!
ReplyDeleteReport him to his pastor ? Pardon me but I disagree. I don't think she should discuss her sex life with her pastor. She can seek the counsel of a sex therapist instead. Her husband will be embarrassed if she tells their pastor and it may even create a bigger rift between them.
DeleteThe matter is simple.... Tell him you will try again so long as he allows you to first penetrate his anus with a dildo that is similar to the size of his manhood.
ReplyDeleteDid he hook up with some gay lords??. Don't ever try that with him again!
ReplyDeleteWTH Anal sex? Your husband already started the act somewhere forget you better snoop him or start wearing pampers around.
ReplyDeleteSo dirty,plsss don't do it again,if him like make he vex!make u bone face too
DeleteYour husband and his friend must have been talking about it and assured him of the pleasure 'they' derived from it and he wanted to try it. You better continue with your prayers and even fasting too, because your husband would find a way to try this act even if it means cheating on you. I wonder why some people (both men & women) will just decided to destroy a happy home.
ReplyDeleteI pray with you that God will annoint and change his heart.
Ur hubby should stop watching porn o. U guys shouldn't curse the guy abeg.
ReplyDeleteu can't blame pple for their sexual fantasies tho. That u don't like something doesn't mean it's wrong, same way some people criticize blowjobs and head, doesn't make the pple that like it monsters. You have to speak to him about it, silence isn't going to get anybody anywhere, let him know ure not comfy with it. What will u say about masochists. Most important thing is for u and ur spouse to be on the same page. If u were my friend, ill say ....don't agree to anal sex, where poo comes out from? At the same time, pple are different.
---Pesticide
Hian!!....
ReplyDeletePoster your husband is bisexual.
He needs Jesus
Anal sex is not dirty Stella. Wash ur asshole very well. Make sure u guys are very very well lubricated. And then gently hubby should insert his magic stick in. When he glides in and out, he should keep lubricating with saliva or whatever gel u guys re using. Truth is ur hubby will enjoy it more than u.
ReplyDelete26 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their 9women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the 1men, leaving the natural use of the 2woman, burned in their lust for one another, 1men with 1men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.
Delete28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting;
Oh dear ...Your Husband is TOTALLY gay !!!
ReplyDeleteI'd say you should buy a strapped on , tell him you'd like to try adventurous things with him ...If he allows you FUCK his ass ..then you can allow him fuck yours simple as that ....
I dont understand why men like to blackmail their wives emotionally ..not fair !!!
#I'm totally Pissed off #
Bajan Chick .
U r on a loooooooon thing
ReplyDeleteSo dirty,plsss don't do it again,if him like make he vex!make u bone face too
ReplyDeleteSo dirty,plsss don't do it again,if him like make he vex!make u bone face too
ReplyDeleteSo dirty,plsss don't do it again,if him like make he vex!make u bone face too
ReplyDeleteLmao it haff do naa
DeleteSo dirty,plsss don't do it again,if him like make he vex!make u bone face too
ReplyDeleteSo dirty,plsss don't do it again,if him like make he vex!make u bone face too
ReplyDeleteignoring you shows sign of immaturity on his part. he should be considerate joor, after all you gave it a trial, rather than acting so stupidly by ignoring he should appreciate you for even trying. Listen lady he has no right to make you feel so bad,have a talk with him if he continues that way then girl 2 can play( ignore him as well)
ReplyDeleteDEAR HUBBY IS CHEATING, "SIDE CHIC" HE HAS TRIED IT WITH SOMEONE AND WAS DRIVEN CRAZY, NOW WANT YOU TO DO SAME WITH HIM, PLEASE DON'T DO ANAL SEX BECAUSE THE END RESULT ID ADULT PAMPERS, DO YOU WANT TO BE WEARING THAT? SEX GOD MADE IT TO BE DONE THROUGH VIRGINA AND NOT OTHERWISE, THAT IS UNGODLY, UNCIVIL AND WICKED JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED SOMETHING GRIPPY, START DOING EXERCISE TO TIGHTEN YOUR VJ AND PRAY EARNESTLY TO GOD. GO TO GOD WITH YOUR STRONG REASON HE WILL INTERVENE. SECONDLY, TRY TO GET HIM A GIFT WRITE IN IT SOME WORDS THAT YOU USE ON HIM THAT DO CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION OR PEST THIS ON HIS DASH BOARD " IT IS NOT SO FROM THE BEGINNING WHY NOW" I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST OK GOD WILL MAKE SMILE AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteAnal sex is a special meal, you don't eat it often. Your DH don try the thing with his side chick . I am not happy he is carrying face because of that sha. It is not by force.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy ..buy a massive dildo,fuck his arse.
ReplyDeleteIf I was married and my husband woke up to the pleasure of wanting anal sex from me then i will tell him to his face there and then that he's obviously sick, to the blood. Vagina Penetration is eben painful enough then one mad man would now tell me to do anal? God forbid he's endowed....
ReplyDeleteNa wa o. Your husband isn't talking to you because of Anal sex?! Are you his sex slave?
ReplyDeleteSweetie, you may have bigger problems than you thought in your marriage. I don't know what else to tell you darling.
Some girl might be using his head... Use the wisdom of A married woman to handle this
Don't do it, after expanding your pussy through child birth, he wants to expand your anus too? Look him in the face and stick up the middle finger, tell him to get lost.
ReplyDeleteWhy did u do it in d first place ? Women! Women!! Women!!! Your foolish is out of this world .........give him d bonning of his life .
ReplyDeleteOrisirisi for marriage..
ReplyDeleteAnal sex ke?its a No no for me but continue to pray d devil uses different mean to cause problem in the home.
ReplyDeleteIgnore him
ReplyDeleteHe will beg you with time
Anal sex?dude is wicked
Lol
It sounds like you're in a great marriage and I don't think your husband is cheating. If he was, then he wouldn't bother trying anal with you, he'd probably try it with his side chick. Anyway, in a marriage, I think both partners need to be pleased in bed to avoid straying. What you need for anal sex is loads of lubrication. Tell your husband that you need to prepare your yourself as anal sex takes a lot of practice. Use your finger to expand your anus whenever you shower. Start with one finger for a few days, then two fingers and so on. That way it becomes a lot more used to it. Some people cum faster from Anal sex and you could honestly be one of them. But you wouldn't know until you try it. I like that your husband came to you asking for it...that shows he wants to carry out his fantasies with you. Some men will consider anal sex too "dirty" for the mother of their children and opt to try it outside with someone else which is wrong. No such thing as "dirty" when it comes to sex...scratch that, when it comes to sex, the dirtier, the better. You should be an Ashawo for your husband and he should be one for you. In his head, you should be the sex goddess who is ready to try anything(as long as it's just the both of you). However, if you try anal sex the correct way and you don't still like then you have to tell him because you can't continue what you don't like and atleast you tried it for his sake. Who knows, you may even grow to love anal sex. For more tips on how to decrease the pain, try google. Good luck Hun!
ReplyDeleteA million likes!! Ur comment is spot on! Madam nobody will tell u ts easy bt it most likely wud d worth it.If u don't like it,during d act if he sees how genuinely painful it is 4 u & he truly loves u,he'll stop & not suggest it again.I'm talking 4rm experience!!! #kisses
DeleteMy dear,is really a pity. Is either your husband was once a gay and has gone back to the habit(I heard that it is very difficult to drop that habit,unless its by Gods grace) or he did it with a babe outside.Either way sit him down and talk to him firmly and sternly. Never you do that again because if something happens to you,like your ass leaking or you get an infection,your husband will not be there oh!!! As he has shown signs of not having respect and regards for you.He is trying to reduce you into an animal that he uses for his experiment.He wants to bastardize you.
ReplyDeleteController the G biko the correct thing to write is "it's either your husband" and not "is either your husband". Haba! How does that sound in your ears when you say is in place of its? I wonder the kind of elementary school you go.
Deleteyour husband is enjoying it somewhere else, for him to just come up with that shit hmmmmm Ayama
ReplyDeleteDear poster...go tp the market...buy 200 plantain. ..wen ur hubby comes bk were sometin sexy ....apologize for d charged atmosphere in ur home...take off his clothes...such his dick..balls and perineum (d space between d balls n d anus) proceed and massage som Vaseline on his anus ...take one plantain...remove the peel......and tenderly shove it up his asshole
ReplyDeleteLets see how he likes it.....silly man child!
Tell your man that anal sex leads to loose you know what...if he is in doubt please google and see. You will need a diaper in the not too distant future.
ReplyDeleteHe has finished your punana with 4 kids, now he wants to finish your behind so you will end up wearing nappy. Therefore, when front and back don pafuka, he go replace you one time with fresh punana.
ReplyDeleteMadam, girls out there are dangerously wild and they have given It to your oga left, right, centre, front, and behind. It is very likely than not that your man is bi-sexual and tired of pretending.
The tone of your narrative suggests you will give in to his demand and pleasure eventually. If so, use YK jelly, or cheaper option Vaseline, the penetration would become less painful and with time your anus will lose its elasticity. So get your nappy ready.
You already know you have to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea.
So good luck.
He has finished your punana with 4 kids, now he wants to finish your behind so you will end up wearing nappy. Therefore, when front and back don pafuka, he go replace you one time with fresh punana.
ReplyDeleteMadam, girls out there are dangerously wild and they have given It to your oga left, right, centre, front, and behind. It is very likely than not that your man is bi-sexual and tired of pretending.
The tone of your narrative suggests you will give in to his demand and pleasure eventually. If so, use YK jelly, or cheaper option Vaseline, the penetration would become less painful and with time your anus will lose its elasticity. So get your nappy ready.
You already know you have to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea.
So good luck.
Anal sex is a fantasy for us all, men and women.. don't lie guys! Whether you then go ahead and practice is is your perogative. Perhaps he is feeling guilty that he hurt you and is ashamed of himself. Give him time. He'll come round. It doesn't mean he is cheating. My hubby asked me a couple of times and I have always said no. No means no. He still speaks to me afterwards...
ReplyDeletePumpk
lmaoooo...there should be an award for blogs with the craziest set of bvs..sdkbvs will cinch that award unopposed...i don laugh tire for comments.nawa.jesus christ!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...Anal sex? u wan make my anal sphincter slack? Abeg o,can't deal. The anus ain't made for sex.
ReplyDeletePeople shouting "He's gay!" Gay people do same sex! Bisexuals swing both ways!!! So he is either bisexual suddenly or he's trying to live his fantasy. Most men dream it, and discuss it, and then try to actualize it. Better you than an outsider dear. But if you cant help him actualize his fantasy, SAY NO! then he's free to go do someone who will,, OUTSIDE... crazy world we live in people :)
ReplyDeleteMadam tlk to him naaaaah,nd plsss as dat poster said u neeed to be an ashawoooooo 4 ur husband oooooo tell him u guys can try again buh uve got to be really careful about it make sure ur ass is well washed and don't eat much dat day mke shiiit no go de dere den buy a very good lubricant use a lot of it on ur husband's dick nd on ur ass den slowly try to penetrate smal smal if e too pain u stop it nd try leta with time e go enta,uve gotta be his personal pornstar seriously dnt allow dis issue tear u guyz apart,coz even if u tlk about it u'll knw deep dwn in u dat a part of him still wnts anal sex nd 1nce he gets it outside e don finish oooooo,hes gonee!so u better act fast nd be mature abt it!...use a lot of lubrication bear the pain smalll then try again.
ReplyDeleteWanting anal sex doesn't min ur husband is gay or dirty, it is fun for both party if d woman can endure d first set of painful rounds, but ur husband ignoring u after mins he is selfish. Dis is very simple, ur husband is feeling adventurous , u get adventurous. Get a strap-on his dick size or probably bigger, tell him u nid inspiration, u ll endure d pain if he can. & don't b nice wif im. Ko le ju be lo
ReplyDeleteOKOKOBIOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING WEY PERSON NO GO HEAR
ReplyDeleteIt seems your husband has been trying it elsewhere. I don't know what advice to give to you o. IMO, I find an anal sex dirty. Hian.
ReplyDeleteWhat has this generation turned into for God's sake
ReplyDeleteIts Ok to be wild and crazy on the bed for hubby but ANAL IS A NO NO.
Its UNHEALTHY, he should atleast put that into consideration gosh he's SELFISH
Madam bone face too........What rubbish
And erm MONEY MAKES YOU FUCK LOTS OF WOMEN hmmmn I look forward to your comments but dear this particular one no follow trust me ITS OFF POINT..........still love you though
What has this generation turned into for God's sake
ReplyDeleteIts Ok to be wild and crazy on the bed for hubby but ANAL IS A NO NO.
Its UNHEALTHY, he should atleast put that into consideration gosh he's SELFISH
Madam bone face too........What rubbish
And erm MONEY MAKES YOU FUCK LOTS OF WOMEN hmmmn I look forward to your comments but dear this particular one no follow trust me ITS OFF POINT..........still love you though
Dear poster, look for nice write ups on the internet that condems anal sex and send d links to him. Guys are very irritating with their sexual desires, dey feel its every hole in a womans body that deir cucumber must enter! All d best dear!
ReplyDelete@ Coke Bottle in his ANUS. LMAO
ReplyDeleteAbeg, of all things to try, not anal sex. After 4 kids you say??
Prayer is the key Madam as I have no advice.
Hmmm, Fellow BVs, advice not add salt to injury
Hian!!!
why making it hard for ur self?tell ur husband to get a lubricant and anal bid toy...this will relax ur anal muscle and i bet u ,u might get ur best orgasm from anal sex...give it a try but tell him to be very very gentle with u ..i mean very gentle and u shud have a safe word to let him know when to stop...use water base lubricant...
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