NIGHT FART.
Please i am seeking help for what is happening to me right now.I just found out that i pass out fart at night...only at night and in heavy dosages.
My relationship of two months has just broken because of this.I was denying it and even caused a big scenario with my ex boo because of it but he recorded for one week and played the sound for me.
It could go on for like two minutes none stop and then my stomach would make a hungry almost whislte-like noise.This only happens at night.
Is this a medical condition or is it something i am eating?I never knew this was going on with me.
Please help cos this has messed up my life since i found out.
HIAN!
Lol you are just like my friend..
ReplyDeleteSo na mess end your relationship? Hmm interesting. I don't think there's anything abnormal about farting at night it's possible that you hold it in during the day so when your muscles are relaxed at night it easy lets the gas off. See a doctor as you may be having IBS.
DeleteHIAN??? I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK WHAT YOU EAT THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND MOSTLY AT NIGHT. AND GO SEE A DOCTOR BIKO.....
ReplyDeleteExactly, please dear check wat u eat and also clean up ur system with water and fruits....... I was once like u oooo, my friends will blike" I b wan come greet u ooo hope u go let me sleep lmao.
DeleteLmao!!! Wetin we call this one now??? Sickness dey this world sha!!! Why not go Find out from you doctor, you might be suffering from "night bloated stomach and lack of anus control".
ReplyDeleteLmaoo... I fart too oh but e be like say your own carry horn. You might have too much gas in your tummy. But your boo na wa oh
DeleteLol at lack of anus control, poster please see your doctor and control what you eat at night.
DeleteYou fart only at nite time,wow!
ReplyDeleteDo you eat beans often or egg
See questions, chai. I stop eating ogbolo because of night fart. So I don't think is only egg or beans dat makes one fart.....
DeleteOgbono. You're welcome
DeleteChick Felix you even resemble person wey dey fart at night, kwalwakwa!!
DeleteLol
Delete@ Amaka, some parts of Edo state call it ogbolo soup...
DeleteHahahahahaha I cant help but laugh at you. I'm doing the same but mine is because of pregnancy and its not as longggggggg as yours. Thank God I'm alone oo
ReplyDeletePregnancy ke?? Please see your gynaecologist, pregnant women be blaming all fault on their pregnancy, una dey always get excuse.
DeletePregnancy can make you fart.. @english na my problem, u knw notin..
DeleteThanks but already done that and there's no problem with me or the baby.
DeleteChineke!
ReplyDeleteFor a whole 2 minutes? Ewooo. I can imagine what ur la boo will feel like.
ReplyDeleteI know i should laugh.. I am no doctor but.. Go and wash your stomach.. Deworm. And stop eating late night.
ReplyDeleteI need to ask.. Is the fart smelling tho? If its nt smelling its no biggie hun.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
Sorry I had to laugh, but this is funny
And stellaa had to finish it with 'HIAN'.
LMAO!!!
Stop or reduce the intake of milk
ReplyDeleteouch i have a friend that does this. Not as bad as urs but still there n she doesnt know sshe does it. Will relate any remedy to her.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha sorry I had to laff @boo recording d fart.... poster ur case is minor o! Could be something u ate. U might try taking gelocin or gestid... My maternal uncle can fart for d world mbok. Dem de use am do competition within them.... Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Meanwhile ur boyfriend just used d fart as an excuse to leave u. He would have helped u in seeking solution.
ReplyDeleteI was about to burst out laughing but then I remembered that this might be causing you tears. I think you should avoid eating dinner completely at least for now. The problem is who will be tape recording your bum bum now since the other bobo don go...kikikikiki...am sorry I couldn't help myself.
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikikikikiki.......u are funny
DeleteSee us here stella
ReplyDeleteYou might be lactose intolerant, avoid diary products at night and drink lots of water
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThis is funny!
Sowie had to laff dear!
Doctors get in here pls.
Hahahahhahahhahahhahahhhahh funny no cure joor
ReplyDeleteDONT MEK ME LAFF OOH...BABE U TOO MUCH...TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeleteGoogle anything when in doubt, that's what I do once I notice anything down to the colour of my urine because it's embarrassing asking some questions.
ReplyDeleteIts better you are embarrassed then u find solution from real life situations of people that passed through it. Everything no b google or they will just bring out oyibo medicine u dont know where to buy.
DeleteMy dear just as Google isn't foolproof, that's the same way the advice she gets here ain't foolproof. Of course I visit the hospital regularly but I can't keep running there every 5 minutes.
DeleteStella is publishing comments early today. As e dey hot.
ReplyDeleteTHELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahah
LMAO!!!,sowi poster,i cudnt help but lol..
Your boo z fake,he wud have help luk for a solution for you instead of bolting away like lightening..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahah
LMAO!!!,sowi poster,i cudnt help but lol..
Your boo z fake,he wud have help luk for a solution for you instead of bolting away like lightening..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
Hian!!! What is this? Lmao. I had to laugh o
ReplyDeletedetoxify ur system
ReplyDeleteLooooooool
ReplyDeleteDamn! I like your ex boo
I think you might be lactose intolerant
Stop taking milk, cheese etc.
Am really sorry to digress something has been bothering me...
ReplyDeleteI was treated for hepatitis A early this year then later I started feeling pains in my hips only to be diagnosed with Osteoarthritis,my left leg became thinner & shorter and it made walking hell so the doctor told me to get a crutches & am on pain relievers...
Now my issue is I can stand but can't walk,if I seat for a long time my bum starts paining me its even worse if am sitting on plastic chairs,I can't close my two legs they are always wide apart even when I sleep...
With all these is there any chance I can walk again besides am only 23...
Omg
DeleteHello dear, I think you need much more investigations than this OA ur dr has diagnosed u with. Not to alarm u but I don't think this should be taken lightly. How can u get access to an orthopedic consultant who can hopefully organize further investigations? Please do the needful ASAP.
DeleteDr XYZ
Balm of Gilead locate her please
DeleteHmmmmmmm
DeleteMay God locate u
Am really sorry to digress something has been bothering me...
ReplyDeleteI was treated for hepatitis A early this year then later I started feeling pains in my hips only to be diagnosed with Osteoarthritis,my left leg became thinner & shorter and it made walking hell so the doctor told me to get a crutches & am on pain relievers...
Now my issue is I can stand but can't walk,if I seat for a long time my bum starts paining me its even worse if am sitting on plastic chairs,I can't close my two legs they are always wide apart even when I sleep...
With all these is there any chance I can walk again besides am only 23...
Hey, you should go seek a 2nd and maybe 3rd opinion. You're still young with your whole life ahead of you. Also do some research to see what other options you have. I pray that God will heal you and you will stand on your two legs to testify.
DeleteAre u a sickler, u may be having Avascular Hip necrosis. See a PHYSIOTHERAPIST
DeleteR\ship of two months n u were already passing d night wt him... Maka why? And then he left u just bcos u fart ONLY @ nite. He dint even look for ways t help u out. Mschew! Dt guy no love u @ all. I hope u find solution on ds blog n wen d farting stops biko dnt take dt guy back if he coms begging....#myopinion
ReplyDeleteFocus!!!
DeleteHonestly, I thought the same thing. Two months was just too soon to be spending the night with your boo.
DeleteThe guy sef Na chop and clean mouth cos he just used the excuse of farts to end the relationship.
Poster, don't take milk or milk products after 3pm, whether ice cream or yogurt, cheese, even butter.
Dairy products can be especially troublesome when eaten towards evening and most adults are intolerant without knowing. Avoid processed foods containing dairy, ie cakes, cookies and finally try to eat your last meal quite early, latest 6 or 7pm.
See dem holier than thous. Why won't I pass d night at my bf's after two months. One month sef, I dey there. What are u not talking about. Get out jor!
DeleteGod bless u 4eva slim shady!! Dat wuz my 1st thot! @eka joy ts not a holier than thou matter...if 2 say she giv herself value d guy 4 value her!! Haba! 2mnths?? Na see finish end dat rltnshp. Haba wen will babes learn dat som tins r nt jst done!!.If a guy liks u & wants 2 marry u,reagardless of if u sleepover or not,HE WILL!!!
DeleteLol. I had a friend like that. Very loud and odourless fart. One time I could swear the bed vibrated. Try and reduce your milk intake especially at night. And try and do at least 30mins exercise before sleeping
ReplyDeleteWell, this is serious. But I think you should stop milk for now as well. You could have zero tolerance for lactose
ReplyDeleteSee me see gbese , my friend before u go to bed do some exercise e.g 100 press up
ReplyDeleteIt must be something you ate.
ReplyDeleteI discovered not quite long ago that anytime I drink Coke, I start farting. So I've stopped.
Try to monitor your intake.
Eya poser Pele o. Things dey happen for this world sha
ReplyDeleteRelationship of two months broke down because of night mess? Sleeping over things.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, side eyes. Gurl, I ain't even judging you.
See your doctor and stay away from milk products.
I missed a lot.
ReplyDeleteLong holz
Is the devil hand work
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...u be Oni ijekuje abegi watch what u eat.
ReplyDeleteHope u are not into Anal sex,wel do sitz bath n kegel exercise to make ur anal sphincter tight.n watch what u eat.
ReplyDeleteyou guys don't get it. My dear sister, your bf pumps a lot of air into your system when you guys are having sex, and so the air has to let out. He has to change his technique. If you think I am lying, ask someone to watch you wen u sleep now that you have broken up with him.
ReplyDeletePoster it is well. check on what you eat. everybody fart too. I know for night, na there the fart they plenty.
ReplyDeletewhen night come, i dey always notice too i dey fart well well.. just check on what you eat.
your boyfriend is very stupid and you too come join stupid dey sleep for his house. you are too desperate for love.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….
ReplyDeleteAwwww my dear just watch what u eat. U b just fine. To d other poster u healed in Jesus name please have faith ok and also seek another doctor's opinion
ReplyDeleteHow embarrasing! The noise in your stomach and the bloating may be an indication that ur body is GLUTTEN INTOLERANCE. That simply means you should stop and avoid anything that contains WHOLE WHEAT. All the junk food/pastries, avoid them depend on natural foods. No ammount of antacids you take would get rid of your condition. The earlier you take care of it the better. Its can be embarrasing. Your condition is as a result of what goes into your mouth and the time you eat too. So be watchful!
ReplyDeleteThe kind of mess with a big alarm my wife always give me from her ash
ReplyDeleteevery nite eehh some time i thinking if she has lose respect on me.
becos her own no dey respect any one, na pu pu po pooo taaa tatatarrrrrrrrrr