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Blog visitor catches her hubby pants down....OMG..

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LETS PAINT LAGOS SDK COUNTDOWN INFO

The advert slot on the back drop banner is still open and this is for BVs and non BVS who would like to advertise on Let’s Paint Lagos SDK platform. The MILEAGE your Company stands to gain is beyond SDK blog visitors party as there will be HEAVY and MASSIVE Media coverage.

If you will ike your Company Logo to be on Let’s Paint Lagos SDK Stage Backdrop and Red Carpet Background, kindly call HettyWealth for information on 08035134227, BBPin 2889cfe7 or  via WhatsApp: 08170415621.

We are pressed for time…you have today and tomorrow left.

Yours sincerely

HettyWealth on behalf of Let’s Paint Lagos SDK Planning Committee

LETS PAINT LAGOS SDK is this Saturday July 25,2015...Be there or be Square!

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DARLING HUBBY CAUGHT PANTS DOWN WITH SDK!!!

Hello Stella,i have always been gisting hubby about your blog and how everyone is like a big family here.He listens and just wave it aside unknown to me he has been visiting the blog for a while too but he acts like he is too busy to read a blog .

As God wan catch am ,i was busy in the kitchen on sunday evening when he rushed to the fridge to bring out caprisone drinks he bought for our daughter and started pouring in a transparent cup that he just read it that the drink could be unhealthy. 

I just stood there wondering where he got the message from because I had been too busy to read the blog that day.He got carried away with the juice screening and handed me the phone to see for myself. Lo and behold i saw SDK blog,I wanted to be sure so i checked his browser history na sdk full there.

I just burst out dey laugh come ask am say shebi he dey form busy with blog wet in happen na?He just collected his phone and left.Abeg stellakork na now I know say true true your blog na addiction.Abeg pardon my grammer plus pidgin

LMAOOOOOOO...

*Side eyes* which pants down did you think i meant?

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Breast cancer fund appreciation.

Dear Stella, 

Top of the day to you, you are do0ing a great job! God bless you! This is to appreciate missonitemi@yahoo.com for the 100,000 she sent to support my cousin's breast cancer surgery. May G0d reward her abundantly. She has refused to give her number so, we cant thank her except through here. She suddenly stopped responding to my mails after sending the fund, "na Ghost?" Just asking because she behaved like one. It is well with you Temi, God will continue to bless you more for us, IJN. The surgery is took place on 17/07/15 Thank you and God bless everyone.

From Ijeoma.

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Urgent sale

2 plots of land at fast developing area @Bogije Ibeju lekki free zone. It is 640 sq meters per plot @2Milliom per plot last price. Land is 5mins drive to lekki new golf centre,8mins drive to Mayfair gardens.

Contact : Barr. Tunde Israel

tundeikuope@yahoo.com

Tel: 08026580459, 08166038898

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

 I would love to get patronage from bvs. I sell clothes, bags, shoes, make up, perfumes etc ordered from US. The prices are affordable and special discounts for bvs. Free delivery for bvs in Lagos. Thank you and love you guys

Contact: sophie: 08107981248

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SERVICES OF A PSYCHOLOGIST

 I am a Psychologist and I work with children with special needs (Autism, down syndrome and learning disabilities) and I offer private therapy sessions (in the home of the client)  in Lagos. 

 The services offered are behaviour modification interventions, functional academics, self help skills, etc. Anyone interested in such services can contact me on 08128803316 or send an email to theprivatetherapist@gmail.com 

Thank you very much. ‎ 

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ATTENTION LONDON BVS

I came to UK three years ago and I don't have friends, and am tired of living without friends or someone to talk to am really feed up of it. Please  anyone(ladies) who stays in London should please contact me with my BBM pin56556C82. I Am in my early 20s. Thanks

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SICKLER SOS

I'm using this mail to appeal to the conscience of my fellow bvs. I'm a final year student o accounting. As I type this mail I'm bedridden by an infection called osteomyelitis. This is due to may health state being a sickler. I've been place on a drug called Fortum and I take it 2 times a day for 10 days and as it is now I and my mum have 4 Un out of means to buy the drug. It costs #3000 per vial. Any form of assistance would be gladly accepted. I can be reached on 08073392364 

I Beg on behalf of this person,please help if you can...Thank you.

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WINDOW BLINDS GIVEAWAY RECEIVED.

‎Mrs Korkus my paddy,

Please I want to appreciate Nelly for the Window blinds she gave me oneFriday. Nelly dear Oluwa will open windows of heaven and shower you with blessings. 

God bless your kind heart 

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EXPERIENCED HOME TUTOR AVAILABLE.

I am an experienced home tutor, holiday is here, contact me

to teach your child comprehensively before they start the new class.

You will see changes within a short time as they will be taught from

the new class scheme of work. Lagos  bvs only. 08028705313. Thanks

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Plea for Patronage

Hello Stella and fellow bvs. I am a script writer with a goal of unique stories in Nollywood but still waiting for that big break. All I need is a platform to showcase my talent.  Please ,I wish to ask for patronage and connections from the big players and good spirited individuals in the industry to achieve this dream. God bless you as you bless me.

Thank you Stella for this opportunity.

You forgot to add your details and i already delelted your email..pele

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Apartment in Accra,Dansoman Wanted

Hello,

Please,my friends and I are in search of 2 bedroom apartment s/c with separate toilet and bathroom or single room s/c in the same place/building that's located in Dansoman.

I beg,the apartment(s) should be very affordable as we are students and the hostel fees are so not fancy.

Also,it should be a walking distance from Methodist University College (Wesley Grammar).

dansoman04@gmail.com

Thanks.

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Event Planner at your service/GIVEAWAY

PROMO!! PROMO!! PROMO!!!

I am into event consultancy,  planning and management.  Therefore, I

will like to offer my fellow blog visitors free event planning

services,  courtesy of Piscadela Events. The first 2 bvs from Lagos to

contact me will get the services for free.

 Contact Piscadela Events on: piscadelaevents@gmail.com

Small Richard Cards for bvs

airtel: 1028-9548-1373-4646

etisalat : 2685- 6330-6076-062

glo: 365-844-359-513-309

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PRIVATE HOME TUTOR

 I am a female Bv trying to make ends meet.

  I am a private home tutor specialized in science

subjects(maths,physics,chemistry, furthermaths) and in all primary

school subject.

  All port Harcourt Bv's in need of a home tutor for their kids and

loved ones should please contact me.08182189904

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BUSINESS INVESTORS WANTED

Good morning Sdk fam.

Sparkles jewelries is calling for business investors who wouldn't mind to invest in her business.

Sparkles jewelries is a registered business with the Cooperate Affairs Commission of Nigeria. We have a good track record with our customers.

If you have money to spare from Two Hundred Thousand Naira(200,000),or you are looking for a business to invest into,you should call us up to do business.

If you are looking for someone who is trustworthy and dependable to trade with your money for a period of time, with a reasonable interest rate,then Email Sparklesjewelries@gmail.com,

BBpin: 2BD5AA5A and we will get right back at you.

Thanks for your trust,patronage and continuous referrals.

Please invest in this business if you can,sparkles has been a blessing to us in this blog,especially to some couples who got free wedding rings last year.

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It's time for Phonetics/British English

my Sister  and i work as diction instructors in port Harcourt, since schools are on holiday, we have decided to tutor pupils/students in their homes( Private lesson) at a low rate. If you want your kid(s) to have that accent please contact us via englishpromoters@yahoo.com or 08129098316. Thanks and God Bless

You should advertise in Nollywood.LOL

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OLOPO AT YOUR SERVICE

Goodday sdker and bv.my mum is an Olopo and she is a very good

one....she can cook jollof and fried rice very well.she cooks only

yoruba food.please patronise her and you will never regret it.she can be

reached on 08023039600.may God bless you as you patronise her.

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URGENT ACCOMMODATION NEEDED IN LAGOS

I'm in need of a room Self contain accommodation in Lagos preferably in Surulere or environs. My budget is between 100k to 120k, One year rent. Thanks and God bless. Please contact me on poshfily@gmail.com

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APPRECIATION TO OGE AND CHIDINMA

Dear Stella, thank you for touching people's lives positively with your blog. May God bless you.

Please I want to show my heartfelt appreciation to two kind bvs who came to my aid when I thought no one will answer my plea for help. Chidinma and Oge may God bless you abundantly. Both of you will never experience want or lack all the days of your lives.

My dear Oge, you didn't stop at financial help, you touched my life with your kind words of encouragement. Thank you a million times.

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WATERPROOF LIP STICKS AVAILABILITY AND 

STUDENT SUPPORT GIVEAWAY

Wanna inform BVs that the waterproof lip gloss is available now. All the colors below plus two others not pictured are contained in a set that's making it 6 different colored lipsticks in one set. To place an order please call me on 08133624854.

Also any STUDENT with a need equal to or less than #10,000 should send me a mail. I'll consider the most needful from the first 10 mails. My email is Davidballer100@gmail.com

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Cocktail for Events/Cocktail training

In the light of the unemployment situation in the country, I have decided to delve into cocktail making full time. I learnt it a long time ago and worked in a couple of Lounges and event management firms and covered a lot of events in and outside Lagos.

An event or a function cannot be said to possess class if cocktails are not served. Its not just about the cocktail but about presentation and taste. 

If you have an event and you are in need of cocktail, please do not hesitate to send a message to me on email:baobab4dus@yahoo.co.uk or call me on 07067340850

Add that colour, taste and class to your event with array of cocktail like:

Pina Colada

long island ice tea

Tequilla sunrise

and a host of others

Interested BVs, hoteliers and lounge and bar owners/operators can also contact me for tutorials on how to prepare them at a fee which is affordable and there shall be discounts for anyone who mentions SDK both for services and the trainings.

Thanks and God bless,

Mark 

baobab4dus@yahoo.co.uk or call me on 07067340850

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Edosteel construction  ventures firm based in lekki, lagos and we provide  expert  services  in  construction  of  swimming  pools, Carport shade, Concrete stamping floor, Stainless  Steel  Balustrade, buildings, Aluminium  Balustrade  System, Danpalon  Shade, Wrought  Iron,  Event  tent Construction/Rent(Marquee Tent, Steel  Supply , Steel Fabrication turk ish doors,etc.08038957944,08181084185.. We provide services nationwide giving you quality at a very affordable rate.Visit  us today  at Suite  C162 Ikota  Shopping  Complex VGC Lagos.

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Response to NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE THE CUSS OUT SPOUSE‏

Hi Stella,

Hope all is well with you. I want to complement you for your good work. May God bless and increase you. I would like to respond to the chronicles of yesterday, particularly the lady who said she left her job due to pregnancy and her husband is cussing her out for that. Here goes my advise: Dear xxx, It is not your fault that you left your previous job so do not blame yourself. I understand how you feel because I am in a similar situation but slightly different scenario. After I got married I lived in a different city from my husband due to our jobs but after I had my first child I had to resign and relocate although before doing that I discussed it with my husband and weighed the pros and cons. Currently I am still job hunting, it's not been easy due to limited job opportunities in this part of the country but i thank God he's been supportive. Being a graduate with previous work experience is an advantage. You should aggressively start searching for jobs, visit career websites, send unsolicited applications, upgrade your CV and most importantly pray about it. Yes they say no jobs in this country but people are still gaining employment daily, have faith! Let your husband see that you are more frustrated than him for being jobless and he will be the one consoling you. Every man has their own way of dealing with stress, unfortunately your man is taking it out on you it doesn't mean he doesn't love you. It's not easy being a sole provider in this economy. Don't look down on any job infact if you have a little capital start up a small business or learn a craft; baking,  tailoring etc. Just anything to keep you busy. I pray that God will locate you with a good job before this year runs out. God bless you.

Sgining out ....NodramaNostress.

STELLAKORK