Friday In House News.!TGIF

Fridays gimme an orgasm!..I dont need to wake up early on Saturday to fix lunch packs for the kids or sort out stuff for school....

What about you?

IN HOUSE MEMO


Yesterday i posted that a pair of Ballerina was UGLY but i actually meant the opposite and only one person commented and saw what i was up to..The word ugly was written in caps for a reason...I am not a hater and would never bring down anyones day job knowingly...thats why i created the IN HOUSE NEWS to help you sell your business or reach out whilst you read gossip..no one loses out in the end...you get?

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MARYKAY FOuNDATION FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY.

Gooday Lady Stells.

Twale my fellow blogfam.

I get and sell clothes from the US,and sometime this year,the woman that sends them decided to add other stuff and so she sent a 100+ ''mary kay foundation''.

I have just 23 left and would prefer to sell it at once.but if not,no shakes.will sell for 1k each.

  They are BEIGE 300 - 305,400 -404 and 1ivory104 (medium&full coverage).if sold and i find a good market for it then i can order for more.

I can be reached on 09096993658

Attached is a picture.

First caller gets one free.

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WEDDING GOWN FOR SALE

I have a wedding dress for sale, it has stones at the lacy blouse section of it only that the picture quality made made it invisible. It goes for 35k. I reside in Abuja and here's my phone no. 07038060957

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N100K FOR 4 BLOG VISITORS.

Dear Stella,

I am a regular visitor to your blog however I have never made a comment. I would love to be of financial assistance to someone who sincerely needs help. 

I would love to give out N100,000.00 to 4 people.

Kindly help send four names and account numbers of people you think are in dire need of help, I consider this to be a way giving back to the society.

Thank you and may the good Lord bless you.

Please send mail to sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com and busybodycorrecter will choose four lucky people for the giveaway.

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MACBOOK AIR FOR SALE

Please I have  apple macbook air laptop for sale.. I wanted a macbook pro so I can always watch movies with it but instead I go the macbook air which doesn't have a CD slot.. and am a movie person.. the price is (180k) but negotiable.. I can be contacted with 08111720727 ‎..

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APPRECIATION

Stella le kork!

How do i thank yon now,searching for that word no one has ever used,but there is none,u have heard them all,am dedicating  a resounding slapppp of love to u. Thanks for the platform! I got the skirt,i called lil signature,fiammm she told me to come collect it,a very kind hearted sweetheart,may your business grow from strength to strength,God bless your hustle darling,amenn.

Plsss patronize lil signature,her number is (08165536601)she is on the island,ajah to be precise.

 

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MEMO TO SATURDAY IN HOUSE GIST WINNER

Your account does not have BVN so you cannot receive money...that is what money maker who tried to pay in said.
please go and do your BVN...until then your money is on hold.

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FOR RENT

please i have a one bed-room (room and parlour) for rent in Apo resettlement zone A, Abuja. please intrested persons should call 08032854528.Thank you.

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PREGNANT AND WORKING IN A BANK?

Good day Stella, please I have to ask something bothering me, I think it's appropriate for in house news .

I just signed my letter of employment with a bank and found out I am pregnant, early stages, I did medical school just last week and the bank still called me, so I don't know if their test showed positive as my period is just eight days late.

Please I want to ask if Nigerian banks employ pregnant women or if i should let the HR know before reporting for duty.

Please anyone with experience should advice me.

Thank you

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Thanks to Dr Chinasa from Sparkles mobile dog bath

Hi Mrs Stella,

I would like to thank Dr Chinasa for the free dog bath she gave our dog Napoleon she even groomed him for a small fee for us. She is very nice and gentle may God bless her. 

Please patronize her SDK bvs.

that na if we get dog na!

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CLEARING AND FORWARDING

I am into clearing and forwarding. I am using this medium to appeal to BVs both in and outside Nigeria who have consignments(vehicles,tiles,furniture, etc) to clear in any terminal in Apapa and Tincan(first and second gates) ports to patronize my services. My charges are quite reasonable and my services are very fast cos I HATE demmurage with a passion. I take the stress of getting your consignments cleared off you while you just relax awaiting the delivery of your goods.

Interested BVs can reach me thru this mail : prettymeportworks@gmail.com. You can also reach me on 08171430556. 

Thanks in advance.

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GOT THE JOB

Hello Aunty diwo, I got another job through the blog as a manager in a lounge in Victoria and I just want to say thank you,it's a nice place and my employers are good people.i just want to say thank you ma.shokii dey come

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ANGEL BLAZE AUGUST 100K GIVEAWAY TO 

TWO PEOPLE RECEIVED.

Oh my God stella, I am so much in shock right now. I just got the alert from angel blaze, I do not know how to thank angel blaze, he is God sent. He and his family shall never lack, he has been blessed by God. What a humanitarian, what he has done for me will now enable me to start the fight to get my daughter back. And you stella are a fantastic individual, who is selfless in your pursuit to help the less fortunate on your blog. God will bless you and your family too. You and Angel blaze are wonderful individuals. I now know that dreams do come true. Thank you to the both of you from the bottom of my heart.

BV LEE70

ANGEL BLAZE 50K RECEIVED.

Hi Stellakorks, Blessed art thou among bloggers. Am the happiest woman

right now, Angelblaze's 50k came in yesterday afternoon. Am so blessed to

belong to this family. May God bless Angelblaze, may all his prayers

be answered, may his pockets and accounts never run dry.Thank you.

From Esther Emmanuel.

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HELP FOR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT

Hello madam Stella of life

 I need assistance to get my international passport. I was at their office and was told to pay #28,000 which sounded like 500k to me. Please I need someone to assist with a cheaper/official price in Ilorin or Lagos? God bless you

Email - balogunom1@gmail.com

Thanks alot!

Favour

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Plea for Patronage and Shoki

Greetings to you Stella and my fellow BVs

At SLC, we offer support services to students

seeking admission at Graduate/Undergraduate levels in US, UK and

Canada

*We are changing lives by helping prospective

students to secure admissions with scholarship in Universities in

US, UK and Canada.

*We have testimonies and we can give you the

contact details of our clients’ (students) in various universities

across US, UK, and Canada.

*Our service is not a TRIAL and ERROR but we

assure you of excellent and best customer services that will prompt

you to recommend us.

*Our academic counselling service is dedicated to

helping clients of all ages identify and select suitable schools

and educational programs.

*We also register prospective international

students for GRE, TOEFL, SAT, GMAT, IELTS Exams in Nigeria at an

affordable rate.

Interested BV’s can ask us via mail or calls what

they will like to know about schooling in US, Canada or UK as a

graduate or undergraduate student.

BV’s can reach us on:

Phone number: +2347050329862

Email:

sleekkonsult@gmail.com

Make una manage this small shoki

MTN 

0645 7853 6693 1224

8101 1481 8842 3561

7956 7162 1155 1055

5971 2318 6128 4007

3809 0256 9383 3019

GLO

221 3400 9104 8965

221 3400 1792 7583

221 3402 8214 3925

221 3400 5778 4898

221 3406 9477 5882

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 SHOKI PLEDGE REDEMPTION

Hello ma'am. on my birthday post last week I promised to send in a little Shoki aahn for BVs.i'm so sorry it's coming late,but at least it's better late than never,right?..please lovely BVs,manage this one.

MTN

3736889485437877

4264179446860462

GLO

252492536954082

252494541327763

AIRTEL

2904033021755548

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BRAZILIAN GOLD BRACELET FOR SALE

Can't afford Dubai Gold and still need to look glamorous for that occasional? Gold news, I've got 3 toned Beautiful bracelet from Brazil for sale. It is guaranteed to last forever. Very beautiful and affordable(no dey tear pocket). its #4,500 each Contact 09025375947. 

Lagos buyers for now. Help this new business grow.

Sorry oh i deleted your mail before i remembered a pic was attached.

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FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHER IN PH CITY AT YOUR SERVICE

I‎ am a female photographer based in PHC, I would like BVs to patronize me for their pregnancy, new born, or family portrait session and also for events coverage. You can view my work and follow me on Instagram; @ishawphotography and like my facebook page; www.facebook.com/ishawphotography

Call 07057814729 or email: ishawphotos@gmail.com. 

I would like to offer 1 pregnancy photo session and 1 newborn photo session to two BVs, one each. They could send emails to me and I would pick the lucky 2. I am based in Port Harcourt so this is just for PH BVs. 

Thank you so much Stella.

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THANK YOU BV OGE

Good day Stella, 

I am writing this mail to say "thank you" to bv Oge. I met her through your blog and she has been an angel to me. Just last week, she called on me to come collect some things for my baby. I was surprised when she gave me a bag full of diapers and other items that my baby really needs. Infact my baby cannot finish those diapers in a hurry.

Words alone can not express how much I appreciate those items.

May God bless you Oge for your kindness. You and your household shall never lack.

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THANK YOU/GCE FORM GIVEAWAY

Good day Aunty Stella,

I want to thank you for the good work, may God continue to inspire you. I sent SDK mail during my SSCE, for help with transport fare. Of which I got helped - Angels Jennifer, Esther and Aisudoepa. You all didn't know how helpful that assistance was because I spent #700 to #850 on transportation daily. As my immediate school was not Accredited by WAEC for it SSCE exams. 

I passed ALL at one sitting OOOh. I thank you all and thank God most.

Also, early last month I sent another help-mail. Soliciting BVs assistance to buy GCE form for me. Incase there was a need for 1 or 2 retakes. Though a BV expressed interest but she did not go ahead with it. My dad, sold his blackberry but it didn't bring much. So I begged those Angels that helped me with transport fare back in April for the balance(#6,400). And again Angel Jennifer came to my rescue - God bless an amazing you Ma'am. Now since, I have no need for it, and in the spirit of thanksgiving. I'd like give it out to  a teen like me, who has a truthful need for it (it's expensive now) but like me was financially restrained by circumstances beyond them. To mail me for the e-pin:chatwithchrystal@yahoo.com

I shall pass it on as the spirit leads. My dad and mum have given their consent. Though officially, sales closed yesterday. But registration is still on.

Thank you SDK, our prayers are with you. Please BVs, do not deter at helping a needy, you might be saving a life or reviving one. I am a testimony of such kindness. Remain blessed.

Eyaaaaaaaaaaa

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ANY BV THAT SELLS 100% HUMAN HAIR?

Please I need a Bv that sells 100% human hair at giveaway price ooo, stays in Lagos and does free delivery to reach me on 7C4C04C4. Thanks.

I am sure you will get up to a 100 add up on BBM as soon as i post this..All

these hair sellers aint playing oh.I stopped posting their free advert cos their wayo too much.they will include giveaway and as soon as i post them go

vanish and some will send imaginary thank you for me to post...whosai!

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CAKE FOR THE MIL

Hello Stella,

I have the best mum-in law in this world. Next week is my mum in law birthday, and i want to surprise her with a birthday cake. please any bv that makes cake in Akure should please contact me. please i want like 3k cake. thanks. call or text me on 2347032378915.

thanks.

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BABY ITEMS FOR GIVEAWAY NEEDED

Hi Stella, please post this on IHN is there any blog visitor in Benin who has baby items to give out? please the person should contact me on redeembaby12@gmail.com. God bless you.

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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED

I hail o madam korkus, I also hail all my fellow and lovely bvs in the house. Please a friend is in need of accommodation urgently  around berger and ogba, in lagos a decent room self-contain. please our budget is between 400 2yrs as Lagos landlords use to take, you can contact us on

0802 866 2983

7F463265

Thank you.

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CONTACT DETAIL FOR THE BATHROBES AND FLIPFLOP SELLER

Please there was an advert by a lady who was into customised flipflops and bathrobes in one of the in house news recently but i cant really remember the date or the month of this advert. I got the website that day and i went through her products and they were nice. I didn't write down her number that day but i remember you said you called her though she didn't know you were the one. You couldn't agree on the products due to her price.

I would really appreciate if you can send me her contact detail or her website, then i can take it from there. I want to reach her and book for some of her products for an occasion am planning soonest.

Thank you for your time and audience.

hopsy4hope@yahoo.com

Hopefully she will read this and contact you,i dont have her contact anymore cos i have to always empty my inbox to create more space for mails coming in.

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VACANCY

Hi Stella,

I hope you are doing well! Please have a look at below job openings and share with your readers. All positions are full-time paid with benefits.

Thanks and have a good one.

Hatali

Nollywood Freaks Admin

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Qualifications

·       1 year of experience in blogging or online writing

·       Excellent news judgment with unique angle

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Responsibilities

·       Identify and understand the significant events, trends and people

·       Ensure that the news report is accurate, timely, comprehensive, fair and without bias

·       Responsible to post between 20 and 30 posts a day

·       Must be a strong researcher and familiar with Search Engine Optimization(SEO)

·       Must be a compelling and modern writer that commands the reader’s attention.

·       Must have a good understanding of writing for the web/internet.

·       Must ensure that all content is 100% plagiarism free

·       Must be flexible, friendly, and be able to follow directions

If you meet these qualifications please send the following to:info@nollywoodfreaks.com

1. A cover letter that explains your qualifications

2. A 500 – 700 word article on a topic of your choice (published or unpublished)

3. Your online profile, including links to social media sites, articles, works…

*side eyes at those who online handles bully people and drop hater comments*

Make una begin make i go see which story i go bring come here.hehehehe

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VACANCY

Hello Stella

I am an ardent reader of your blog and i will like to commend you for all the good work you are doing with your blog.
Please i will like you to post this in your IHN tomorrow.

My company - Netrux Global is an ICT/Telecommunication
company and due to the ongoing expansion and restructuring in our Lagos office, we are recruiting to fill the various vacant positions:

(1). Mechanical Engineer
(2). Electrical Engineer
(3). Mechanical Technician
(4). Electrical Technician.

Applicants must be a graduate of HND/BSC for position 1 and 2 while position 

3 and 4 must have at least OND.

Qualified and interested candidates should
forward their CV to: hr@netruxglobal.com

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VACANCY

Hi Stella

Please I have an urgent vacancy for the post of an Accountant in Great Hall Montessori School Lekki-Ajah.

ACCOUNTANT

* HND/BSc Accounting

*3-5 years experience in similar job role

*Between the ages of 25-35 years

*Male or Female

*Should reside within the Lekki-Ajah axis 

Please send CV/Resume to greathallschools@gmail.com or greathallschools@yahoo.com

Thanks.

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MOBILE DOG BATH GIVE AWAY RECEIVER

Thanks Stella and the mobile dog bath company I got the last of the five give aways. Wow I was so excited because it just came at the right time for my Hugo who needed a bath, you guys saved me the time to drive to the vet and money too God bless you Stella and Madam Chinasa. 

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N NEED OF A TRAINED SPEECH AND LANGUAGE THERAPIST

Hi Stella, 

Please help post this in IHN. I am in urgent need of a TRAINED and qualified speech and language therapist residing in Port harcourt to help a toddler communicate and write effectively. Please anyone that has a useful information on where and how i can get one should please contact me on chizzy2nice@yahoo.com

I need to see positive results within the shortest possible period. 

*P.S. Note that this request is quite different from a regular lesson teacher.

Thank you.

My Dear I am a speech therapist kinda as a fall back of my first degree and i do know that their job is not to help write,you will have to get someone else to do that...and you also have to play a role in your child's speech defect and you cannot expect to see results in the shortest time possible,it is a slow process and patience on the side of the parents is advised.

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WEDDING PROMO

Fellow BV's are you based in Abuja and want to get married soon but have a tight budget?Look no further because Monieve cakes is at your service to deliver at your doorsteps yummy cakes without putting a hole in your pocket. 

With #42,000 you can get a 5 step cake + 200 cut pieces while 3 steps + 200 cut-out goes for #27000

Birthday and other party cakes are also available.

‎For your bookings please call 09094393977, 08063414655. BBM pin: 2BFC2454

Booking of wedding cakes attracts free delivery.

Looking forward to your patronage.

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CYNHAMS YOUR COMPLIMENTARY CARD IS READY!

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THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WOMEN WHO JUGGLE MOTHERHOOD
WITH THEIR CAREER #NotEasyAtAll.

Those of you leaving comments that i always vanish in the evening and do not post anymore,you even cuss out that my blog is dry or dead or whatever!
you WILL have to bear with me,this is a one man business and in the evenings i need some time with my family,i go give kids food,see that they bath,read with them,i go nack,give oga food,me sef go chop,i go prepare myself and by the time i come back online,most of you are already leaving nasty comments.i am sure those doing that are single and have never had to juggle motherhood,wifeyhood and a job.If you are one of those people who do not like me and you still come here to comment thinking it would piss me off,you dey
waste your MB oh,I have passed the stage where mere words will bring me down,it used to but not anymore.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I MAKE YOU HATE ME..LOL

The others blogs that update by the minute,you can go there and be reading until i come back to continue posting okay?I have found my G-spot in blogging and whether i post a story late oh or early oh,i have my own style and i am not in a hurry to please anyone.
I LOVE YOU ALL.

Have a nice weekend..In house news will be back on Monday.

Signing out controversially and still recovering from all the uppercuts from mikel
and oliseh post.....
SDKork