In House News On Monday

Hmm Rainy Monday...

Have a great start in the new week Okay?

PLEA FOR BUSINESS IDEAS

My lovely "Sdkers" please I am in dire need of business ideas. I have the sum of N60,000 and will truly love to engage in a lucrative business with prospects

I am currently short of ideas so will love kind hearted BV's to please help me out with prospective positive business ideas. I will truly appreciate it because I'm at a tight corner at the moment.

Please respond positively and God will also grant you positive response to your prayers.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL.

Send mails to helpmelaugh110@yahoo.com

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

 I have this wedding dress  for sale,worn once few months ago and its dry cleaned already..#25,000...interested buyers should call or whatsapp via 08029245181

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DSTV DEY READ THIS BLOG?

Stella I guess someone from dstv read the post you did on them as they have bribed us with 2 wèeks free access to all super sports channel. Please 2 wèeks is not enough o..attached is their mail

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SHOES FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY

Hello Stella.

I have two pairs of shoes for sale. They are both size 40. The red heels with the ankle strap are Steve Madden which were N14000 but are now N8000 and the white block, mid heel sandals are French Connection which were also N14000 but are now N8000 as well.

Also, I' d like to give out the red neon Marc Fisher shoes which are size 41. Please whoever is the recipient of this should endeavour to acknowledge here that she received them. Not for my sake but for the doubting thomases on this platform.

I can be contacted via whatsapp on 08023909761 only. No calls please. N.B- Lagos BVs concerned.

Thank you.

GIVEAWAY SHOE

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Call for Writers

Hi everyone, if you are a young writer between the ages of 17 and 25 with a flair for writing and looking for a medium to express yourself, this is for you. I started a magazine for teenagers some years back with the view of correcting the wrong mentality that young people have. I was a teenager then and started publishing with my pocket money. However, I am way past teenage now, and still actively running the magazine in five South-Western states, and looking to expand. Because I am more into the marketing and logistics now, I need creative minds to assist with content. Please send a mail to treasureteensmagazine@gmail.com if you are interested, and we would talk more. Thank you. 

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TESTIMONY

Hello Stella,

Some weeks back, you opened a post and urged us to share our testimonies.

I did share mine albeit in faith, I wrote the bar exam in May and although the results had not been published as at that time I went ahead to share the testimony of my success despite the fact that I had not seen it yet, I however vowed to write back once I see it.

Law school was too stressful, I cried myself to sleep too many times, I felt like giving up, I read every day but it still felt like I was doing nothing.

Time for exams came and after all the hard work I blanked out on a particular day, failure literally stared me in the face. 

Meanwhile, my friends and I decided to take communion and pray In agreement every morning during the period of the exam. 

As I cried and panicked I remembered the covenant we had with God and I kept speaking God's word and declaring his promises to me.

The miracle started in the hall, as I began to remember a little, I wasn't satisfied After the paper though.

The devil tried to bring various negative thoughts while I was waiting for the results, but I kept the faith and held on the more sure word 'God's word!'

Finally God gave me the victory, I passed the bar exams in flying colours, above my own expectation.

Is there any blog visitor expecting a miracle today? Nothing is impossible with God, what He said would do, He would do much more for you, what is that mountain before you? Speak and believe and it would be moved. There is no failure with God.

Thank you.

Anonymous BV.

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GIVEAWAY AND SALES

I Am into selling of quality fabrics and would be glad for my fellow bv's to patronise me. I have various high quality french, swiss, cord,guipure laces and also hand made raw silk George for traditional marriages.I also supply asoebi for for any occasion at very affordable price.  We ship worldwide.   Y'all can reach me via email on Jessicaodoni44@gmail.com. or +2347010340630. 

Thanks

Facebook page: Asoebi Lookbook

FOR SALE

The first two buyers gets any color of these George materials for free and shoki to follow.  Thanks and God's unlimited blessings

FOR GIVEAWAY.

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ACCOMMODATION SOS

 Please I am looking for accommodation in lekki 1 to be precise, "self contain" I beg in the name of God I don't have money for agency and all. Please I can afford to pay 400 yearly only. God bless you. Anyone that owns such can please contact me via:08103797582

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OIL RECEIVED

Hello,

My name is Frangila,  just want to appreciate the Lady giving out Vegetable oil, I sent an sms and  was fortunate to get one apparently I commented last week that I applied previously and was told to come and collect but the man I spoke with said he was told to stop, when I saw this giveaway again I applied and was told to come and pick up and it was for real. I really thank her and I Pray for Gods blessings in her life and business.

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Proposal to offer a Free Professional Dog Bath for FIVE SDK Dog Owners in Abuja

Good Afternoon Stella,

My name is Chinasa Okechukwu, an ardent reader of your blog. I must confess that you are really doing a great job, kudos to you and more power to your elbow.

I am a Veterinary Doctor and I run Sparkling Furs Mobile Dog Bath and Grooming Service in Abuja.

To show my own little support to the SDK Blog family, i would like to offer a free Professional Dog Bath to five SDK bloggers in Abuja who own dogs. 

Please the first 5 people to reach us on 07037348468, 08025444852 would get One Professional Dog Bath at the comfort of their home at no cost.

Have attached some pictures that would explain more.

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PHONES FOR SALE

Hi Nwunye Korkus, happy new week ma'am. 

It's my DH birthday, and I am dishing out phones at giveaway prices. The phones are ranging from iPhone 4, LG and HTC. The iPhones are going for 25k, LG 13k, and HTC 14k, I am in Owerri. interested BVs should kindly contact me on uc4real101@yahoo.com, Whatsapp 08030921265, bbm 2BA6ADED.

Find pic  of the phones attached for your review. The prices will still be discounted for any BV that wants to buy for resale. 

Please note : you need to see them and test them before you buy oo, so don't ask me to waybill it to you before person go say I sell gbanjo give am. Please it's first come first served as I have very few left. 

God bless SDK blog, 

God bless Stella Kork, 

God bless my fellow BVs. 

Happy new week.

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OLOFOFO GIST

Stella my guy, how doeth thou? Kporkish BVs ngwanu begin to chop small kisses wey bae chop remain.

.....So in my office i am like an IT guru, however, i have no degree of any sort in that field, just happened to have nose for news as well as technological exigencies. Colleagues always call on me for help with PC or mobile malfunctions. So on this day my boss came with his cell phone. Just so you know, my boss should be in his sixties, dunno if he is still married to his wife coz he has never mentioned her. Only speaks of his daughter in Lagos, and he lives alone.
Ehen, so on this day he wanted me to help fix something in his phone. While going through the applications and opening all files that needed opening trying to decipher the problem, i saw this folder, with no prior warning for viewer discretion or to say it is a private folder. Innocent me opened the folder and what did i see Stella?
Two white chics doing some licking and tonguing.. Wtf??? An X-rated in an old man's phone?
I swear i didn't know what to think of it. Till this moment i keep looking at him with my side eye. Does he masturbate while watching? Eeww, yuck!!
Did i mention i am a chic?

you are a chick? *side eyes at you*

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LIFTED FROM COMMENT SECTION FROM SUNDAY'S CHRONICLES.

for you my love A.W said...

stella and BVs, I want you guys to help me beg my Boo A.W...he is a BV and I met him here....our relationship has been sweet but the distance is killing us both...he is scared I will leave him but to tell you honestly, have made up my mind to wait to him and am trying to prove that. he is scared and I understand and he wants me to leave him....Stella, I don't want to...am in love with him like mad and its tearing me apart....I can give you his number..(Stella) to please help our love...we've even talked about coming to give thanksgiving soon (Lol) ..I know he is not double dating...his fear is ripping us apart...Boo, if you're reading this, I love you..you've shown me what true love is, you accepted my past and you believed in our future..you asked me a question yesterday if I can survive without you...I can't see myself doing that..please believe me when I tell you, you own my heart.

16 August 2015 at 18:35 

Stop shaking.

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Appreciating Cynhams Cakes

Hi Stella of Life,

 I dey hail o, I love you like kilode. Your blog is doing well, helping people,educating people, and connecting people since 1800.

 I just want to use this medium to appreciate a SDKer Cynhams Cakes. She made a very nice and cheap cake for my nephews birthday within a very short time,and she sound so nice on phone with her angelic voice. May God bless you dear. Please Abuja SDKers I would like you guys to patronise her you won't be disappointed. Here is her contact Cynhams Cakes Abuja.07034794947. I met her here and she is okay.

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OLOFOFO GIST

100K TO BAIL A CHEATING WIFE

I got to work today and heard a very shocking gist. So I just thought to share with you and fellow BV's. I am not sure where this can pass but I think IHN. 

So there's this security guy of ours at work that headed home and found the shock of his life. In his words, he found a man on top of his wife (we all know what it means. Lol). As soon as the both of them saw him, they ran off. The wife was able to run away but the cheat couldn't run fast because he's apparently an old man (older than the security guy). The wife was cheating on her husband with an old man. Our security guy caught him, called his fellow hausa people who came and surrounded the cheat and after much deliberation, they took the cheat to their seriki. 

Now here's the shocker. The seriki gave our security guy 2 options:

1: The seriki said it's their culture to flog the cheat 100 strokes of cane on his naked body as his punishment and the woman will be banned. She will no longer be wife/mum to our security guy and the kids. 

2: if our security guy wants his wife back, he has pay N100k to the seriki as a sign that he has forgiven his wife and the cheat and the money paid will serve as a means to reclaim his wife back since she's already been banned because she cheated. {Imagine. Rotfl.. That seriki na thief}

Our security guy is just there, looking sober. He has 6 kids of which the oldest is just 9 years old. Who will take care of the kids if she's banned? Which new bride will marry our security guard with 6 kids on his neck? I told our driver who gisted me to tell the security guy sorry because nobody in my company will give him 100k to bail his cheating wife. I have been laughing all day. It's so funny.

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CHECK THIS OUT!

FREE TRAINING AND FREE COMPLIMENTARY CARDS

I have a 1yr old company in Abuja, we offer services in bespoke printing‎ of promotional items, stationary for schools and individuals, Complimentary cards etc, we also produce outdoor signs, bill boards and air wings. We also do Monograming  and sticker prints for small or large business and cartoon characters for children parties, prints for weddings etc. For the quality of job we do, it's suprisingly affordable. Thank you (any BV desiring to learn it's free off charge, the first BV who brings a job gets a complimentary hand crafted mirror clock) phone : 08164119003

( Stella you get a hundred complimentary cards to be designed, printed and delivered to anyone you wish to gift at no cost)..God bless your good work!

Okay,let me nominate Cynhams cakes .Cynhams cakes please call the number and tell her how you would like your complimentary card to look like.

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SALES

I have some items for sale and delivery that u can never get at a better price anywhere. I will list the items with their prices. I don't wanna attach pics so as not to occupy too much space. Call or send me a whatsapp message to 07061286052 so I can send the pics

4burner gas cooker/oven - as low as 24k-27k

Washing machine 3kg -N12000

Washing machine 7.5kg- N26000

Waist trainer/buttlift- N3500

Hp/dell/lenovo laptops- from N55000

Quality wears.

Electronics

Kitchen appliances etc.

All items are brand new. I promise u that u can't get it at a better price anywhere.

There is only a limited number of stocks on the washing machines

I'm based in Lagos but I can deliver anywhere with a little delivery cost.Please, make una help me manage these glo shokis. I'm still hustling, so please manage them.

336597121813127

336596622523934

336597168440043

336596589018531

336596964591590

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ANKARA FABRICS

In need of high quality and non fading hi-target ankara fabrics at cheap prices with different colours and patterns direct from Ghana?.

An opportunity came up.So hurry now and get yours.The price is very good for resellers, boutique owners,in bulk for parties and also for people that wants to start business with little cash.it is sold for 3500 to 4000 in market but I will sell mine for 2500.(6yards)Am talking about the original hi-target not the fake Chinese ones that are everywhere now o.Here are some few samples.For more info watsapp 08025320237.Serious buyers please.

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DIABETIC KIT RECEIVED

Please, help me thank th‎e Kind hearted BV Anthonia who considered me for the Diabetic kit giveaway...she is an Angel. she went as far as sending it through courier and didn't ask for a dime in return...God will bless you for me Anthonia.

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APPRECIATION FROM DOMESTIC VIOLENCE VICTIM GLORIA 
                
    I want to sincerely thank SDK blog members for their  comments, calls,  prayers and  financial help even those that are still waiting for me to come so that they could send some things to me .God's blessings upon your life and your family will be like the air we breath,that never ceases to blow from ages to ages

I am so sorry that I  have delayed this mail.  

We were waiting for him to come, even as I write, he hasn't come.

I  am 100% OK  health wise and will be leaving by weekend to Lagos. 

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RE -DOCTORS IN HOUSE SECTION

Stella. Please I need the contact of Mrs Suzan, the BV of doctors in house section of sometime last week that complained of a missed period. BV Mrs Suzan please mail me at virtousladyme@gmail.com if you read this. I've also been TTC for a year now and it's not been easy. I'll  really appreciate if you mail me, thanks and God bless. 

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PortHarcourt Do It Yourself (DIY)!!!

Beadmaking, Makeup/Gele tying, Ankara craft (Accessories, footwears n bags), Hall decoration, Baking/Cocktails, Soap making... Can you Do It Yourself???

Learn to Do It Yourself today... Pick your Registration forms Now (First 2 Bvs to call/whatsapp me get free training in Ankara craft or Make up/Gele tying or Hall decoration) 

Training Date: 24th August - 1st Sept 2015

Venue: St. Matthew Anglican Church Hall, Beside Mgbuoba Market, Mgbuoba Portharcourt.

Time- 9am daily

Reg Fee- N500 (Forms are available at the venue and have to be picked before training date)

Training Fee- N10,000 (Training materials included)

For payment details and more info- Call/whatsapp 08098771079, like our facebook page -www.facebook.com/zisconcept

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WITH A GRATEFUL HEART

I sent in here my plea about been hungry and preparing for exams last

week Wednesday and one kind heated BV came to my rescue but prefer to

be on an anonymous mode.my prayer us that you will never lack good

things of life,anything you lay your hand upon will prosper in Jesus

Name.thanks once again.

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ORIGINAL BOTCHO CREAM FOR SALE

I have original botcho cream for buttocks enlargement and breast enlargement from Ivory Coast... Also, cream for tummy reduction and BLOKOS enlargement for men.

Dr. Zoho Jean Claude's (original inventor of botcho) brand.

No side effects, no unnecessary weight gain,works in little time and is very safe... No chemicals, made from very natural African herbs.

We deliver to any location.

Interested buyers should please call 07038194964.

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WHO HAS THE ADDRESS OF INAGBE GRAND RESORTS?

Dear Stella,

How are you are doing? And how is your family? Hope all is well.Please Im a regular reader of your blog and I enjoy following up on daily basis.Fortunately one of your write up attracted this short mail which I want you to help me get the confirm address of Inagbe Grand Resorts and Leisure,own by Prince Adeyeye Ogunwusi because I want to take my family there for a visit during this holiday period.

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SOS

Good day dearest Stella, 

Please dear Stella , I really need your help and that of dearest bvs. Dear Stella I am in pains. I don't know what is wrong with me. It started about 3weeks ago when I was returning home from the market. I had this very severe pain in my lower abdomen. It was so severe that I couldn't walk. A keke man helped me to my house. I took buscopan and it subsided. 

Dearest Stella since then it has been happening at intervals. I went to a roadside lab and I was told to go for a scan in a bigger lab.

Please dearest bvs I don't want to die. I am a mother and things are so hard. I want to live to take care of my children. My last money here is 500. Please help me so I can know what is wrong with me and God will never forsake you. Please.

I can be reached on 08036367591

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VACANCY

Vacancies exist at a Nursery & Primary School for graduate/nce/poly graduate teachers. Apply for immediate employment at either 16 Ohiamini rd off Rumuola/Rumuokwuta Road, PH or @ 25 Sabbath Avenue off Afam Road by Railway bustop, Kom Kom for those that stay at Oyigbo, Rivers State.
For further enquiries kindly contact 08035413019, 09097051890 07054575502
Only serious minded applicants please.

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OLOFOFO GIST

SOLDIERS ACCUSED OF MUTINY RELEASED?

Sdk, am so happy,remember PMB said the military should look into the issues bothering on the death of those soldiers(mutiny)? Well yesterday,i was in the barracks (Abacha)and I saw that most of the soldiers have been released,you need to see how happy they were,they all were just chanting "sai baba" and when I asked one soldier he told me most of them have been let off the hook,but not all though.

Sorry couldn't bring you pictures,you know how it is with the barracks and I was close to the checking point at the barracks.

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WINNER OF SATURDAY/SUNDAY IN HOUSE GIST IS ......

Gist five titled Fake glasses.I re-read that gist today again and the part where
the post said ''Chai!!! E reach my turn, my teacher say make I spell "discouragement" I looked at my teacher's mouth as she pronounce the word, come reason the word. For my mind, I don die today. Na I pull glasses "Aunty it is not medicated ooooooo, I can't spell di......Read Saturday in House gists 
HERE

Please the poster should mail me using the reply button of the mail sent to me and account details cos a nice BV has opted to pay the 5k.

Signing out....

SDK

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