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Saturday, August 08, 2015
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Stella these ones aren't even funny..u need to see what I've been seeing. .I don laugh die tire. And u won't understand mist of them if u didn't attend boarding school. .wish I could send them to u. .them full my phone plenty. .
ReplyDeleteGbam Stella, this one sef no funny.
DeleteI can relate to everything..
#memories..I miss Juniorate!
Pls ill love to see dem oo..... Send dem to her mail nah...... Lmao just so funny
Delete#abbytohxoft
I Don laugh taya for the once I dey see since Thursday
DeleteCan relate
Delete#fggcdays#
I miss fgci days.... and dose very wicked seniors!!! Eg serifat jimoh n dabrat
DeleteThatigbobabe, na my own juniorate? As in HIJC? Secondary school has d best memories aswear
Delete@thatigbogirl....mother of perpetual help girls juniorate...issele uku?
DeleteYeah...it was fun mehn...💯💯
ReplyDeleteChei.
ReplyDeleteThat last one is the very truth. I knew next to nothing in Further Maths n my next locker neibo was a genius in F.M,Maths n Physics. Ask her during F.M exams,She will say,Wait,I'm coming. I'm still calculating. Five minutes to end of test,Wait,I'm coming. Whenever she stood to go n submit,she'll say,what number?. I'll say Nkita lachaa gi Anya,idiot. I eventually dropped the subject when the teacher called me to d staffroom to ask what the problem was(I scored very low.).
I always retaliated on the days we wrote subjects I excelled in.
I heard she lectures Maths n Statistics now.
Good for her
Lol. FM wasn't that hard nah
DeleteLol
DeleteThat girl 'wickedt' no be small
Lol
DeleteGood for her indeed.
I totally have a thing against maths.
I just made sure to made high scores in it in my O Levels, and after that, no be me and Maths o.
I didn't even go near Further Maths at all. I wan die?
Lol
#WhiteDiamondOut
Pele ti e. Hahaha.
DeleteGuy was mean to you.
Kikiki@nkita lachaa gi anya!!!!
Delete@amaka! Say whatt??? Further maths was not tough? Nooooooooooooo!!!!
I hate MR NJOKU of OGSS till date. Wat dt man did to me eeeh? Chaiiiii
ReplyDeleteAt a point,i started dreadin his classes.
Wicked teesha..
Bia nwa,so imacha Mr Njoku?
DeleteSo igara Ojimgbo?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
And u must address her as ' Bia nwa' as per ya house maid? People be looking down on pple.
DeleteOh I rmba inspection days...whre u wld bring out fine n assorted stuffs to decorate ur room... and lay ur bed with white bedsheets and countapain or water a dat ting was called
DeleteAnon 18:23 bitter soul. Didn't u get the tone of familiarity here? Comprehension must be really hard. Umu imo/owr brought ups I greet oo. I went to a private missionary school (Assumpta Girls...) but I had alota frds in Ojimgbo and Fedi then set 2005. Ekene kwa m o
DeleteOjimgbo babes always representing.is Mr Njoku also sir beautiful?me i dread Mr anyanwu more than Ebola.
DeleteSee ojimgbo chikalas!!
DeleteI dreaded Mr. Anyanwu more than any other person.
Sir beautiful the maths teacher was nice nah
Lmao, there is nothing Nigerians won't come up with
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaahahha
ReplyDeleteStella can so carry last! Stale gist!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStale but interesting.
DeleteHow contradictory, right?
We love it that way.
You should too,else you won't be here.
*kisses*
Hehehe
#WhiteDiamondOut
Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen you resume sch with all ur goodies and extra uniforms,only to return home with a borrowed uniform cos all has been stollen.
DeleteWhen you resume sch with all ur goodies and extra uniforms,only to return home with a borrowed uniform cos all has been stollen.
Delete@Blessing... borrowed uniform without your under wears sef!
DeleteI used to wonder why people stole so bad in school then.
@blessing, story of my life. I'd even return with Ghana must go after which they've "fapped" my box. Chai I suffer no b small
DeleteAhahah this was so me. And I hated that when all my uniforms and day wear kept getting missing, my mom now got tired and decided to write my name conspicuously on my clothes.. it was embarrassing.. so sometimes I borrowed my friend's shirt to class so that boys won't laugh at me. Ahahah and days I misplace my uniform skirt or shirt, I would just kukuma go to the line were we dried our clothes to pick anybody's shirt that fit. Then would twerk to class hoping the owner wouldn't identify it and embarrass me outside.
DeleteOr was it the days that when water was scarce and everyone padlocked their bucket of water under their beds.. I remember once that I didn't have a padlock, and someone lifted me and my bunk and stole my water while I slept.. woke up to an empty bucket and started crying. Chaiii nostalgia extraordinary
We had a boultry were we ate goodies during break hour. Those who didn't have money again would famz those who had, will now do follow follow and follow to boultry.. only to be looking at their friends mouths as they drank and ate, hoping to be offered the remaining coke. Lmaoo.. starvation period in school was bad. If ur provision finish before exams are over u don peme be that o. Everyone go turn beggy beggy
OK bye
Nigeria's with their life
ReplyDeleteWen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...
ReplyDelete#Team fedico#when u ll b eyeing all d fine male copers in sch, when the seniors ll shout any hanging pant!u dare not b d last. When u keep malice n a senior gives both of u thread to chew till both ur lips touches each other,lol..when you do rub n shine to sch during hamatan.I so miss dos days.Fggc kazaure n fggc bida
DeleteYes oooo, rub n shine days ooooo,with dat kain cold in jos? Who fit bath? End of term goin home with chopped hair,cos of harsh harmattan
DeleteMy fellow pro unitate peeps!!! I always look forward to FEDCOL GAMES. ..... when ud be extra neat to attract chaps from oda schl. .. Dose ones from oda schl sef go dey form...lol... i miss dose days mehn!! I hail our almighty sprinters den.. Iyere, Bolaji Gold
DeletePro Unitate. Those harmattan days harsh o. Rub and shine was d order of the day. Abi na tapping of water: one bowl each until your bucket full. those days Hehn!
DeleteRotfl
ReplyDeleteVals day was always interesting. .. with d shout of "e Don land oo"
DeleteWen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...
ReplyDeleteAhhhh
DeleteSewing your name unto your pinafore and daywear,didn't stop some people from stealing them o.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Some would steal uniforms and wear cardigan on it, hahaha.
DeleteThat guy should speak for himself abeg.. I never preferred furthermaths to shorthand
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteMy fellow maths hater
I didn't do any of them,thankfully.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Who is Lagos?
DeleteSchullz of Classic Fm97.3 killing it with solid jamz.
Ama rock da floor till even.
En Vogue. SWV. Etc.
#homealone.
lovely memories...still laughing....use to play d good girl back then..i received a love letter..those funny romantic grammer seasoned ones tru a love courier..d next day i packaged a supposed
ReplyDeleteresponse tru same lov messanger..all da boyz gathered in excitement to read but d shreded pieces of paper i packaged blew into thr faces..my laff..fast forward..one of d guys
borrowed my notebook wrote d word I LOV U
......and ends it with d name of of one of d hot
guys on my next available page so much like my
hand writing n passed it round..they punctured
my ego...i cried n cried coz d guy was feeling so
cool abt d whole thing...say na me dey toast am..
ReplyDeleteJust remembered my primary school days. Our class teacher can flog for Africa. So, in other to escape his flogging, u have to bribe him with edible stuff. I'd "fap" provisions from our store to give him, packets of milk, bornvita etc.. D man enjoyed eh, cause we were always in competition of who give him d best...
Till one day, breeze blow fowl yansh open.. Thiefing teacher!!
Corrupt teacher!
DeletePotential child molester!
From provisions now,he will start pressing breast!
This really made me laughter. FGGC Calabar peeps can relate with this.
ReplyDeleteFggc caly which set abeg?
DeleteStella don't I just love you... I thought you didn't get the mail I asked you to go on twiteer since you didn't reply that one.
ReplyDeleteThis is the baddest hash tag ever and I'm guilty of most of em' hahahahaha
I laughed that day ehn, you actually have to see the tweets on Twitter to understand how funny that hash tag is. This post didn't do it justice. And the pictures are not showing well here too
ReplyDeleteTrue that.
DeleteBishop Lasbrey's seniors bullying...
ReplyDeleteNna mehn sec sch sweet. When you were trying to hide yr last garri n some1 caught u red handed...hahahaah
Wow Blgss, was there for few yrs b4 fggc tins
DeleteDats aw one Snr sumbo den was so stingy dat she could use one broom from beginin of term till d end... Dats aw one day one ss3 babe wanted to drink garri n Snr sumbo had drinking water in her keg.. Wen d Snr asked her she sed she doesn't have ....sumbo naw went to pour dettol insyd d keg just Bcos she doesn't want to part with a bowl of drinking water. Na so d Snr nab her now said if I can't use it to drink garri I will use it to baff. #FGCI tins
DeleteWhen u wear abt 4 t 5 shorts under ur school uniform so dt f Cain u will receive @ skl wnt hurt ur butts.
ReplyDeleteWhen Seniors be topping your Peak Milk Container. A sign they dig your hard, dark and round nipples.
DeleteThe toasting no be here mehhhnnn.
Peeps be warming up when u dressing up.
Omor, I ended up in the Staff Quarters, not can shout abeg.
Lol. I wore so many shorts under my skirt back then in secondary school
ReplyDeleteThat sweet moment when you're the one talking but the time your partner contributes is when the teacher turns and catches her and be like go and kneel in the sun. Kwakwakwa
ReplyDeleteLmho!
ReplyDeleteI had so much fun on Twitter with this.
So many funny memories.
When a senior gives his #100 to buy two packs of Gala and one bottle of La Casera, and bring back #50 change.
Boarding school was fun maynne.
Holy Rosary College,you taught me well.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Which HRC? Not Enugu I hope..
DeleteWhat did u people turn that school into.. when I was there it's illegal to send a junior on errands sef.. But we had fun and even years later we still can't stop raving about that school.
Tochini, Enugu o.
DeleteUnder Sister Mercy,strict woman.
Heard she's been sent forth.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Used to be so eager to hear the lunch break bell ring..
ReplyDeleteChoi iya muji jollof rice do me strong thing
That woman food can sweet ehn
When you put note book inside your short before you receive the Cain lol
ReplyDeleteLmao.....
ReplyDeleteI so miss FGC Idoani. ...
ReplyDeleteChoi
Boarding school was fun...
I can't miss the evil school Biko, mans dem suffer no be small.
DeleteWhen there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija
ReplyDeleteWhen there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija
ReplyDeleteAnd madame kanko. And the one that used to back a baby. Ahahahah
DeleteWhen u are asked to come out 4 morning rosary and u go to d classroom to sleep.hahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI missed my secondary skool..federal government girls college ibusa delta state....
ReplyDeleteMy Alma mater. I was 2003 set. Which set r u
DeleteWen its time for manual labour and ur medical report is soo tight..... #Crosslegged in bed enjoyin senior jokes# choi is sooo miss FGC okigwe
ReplyDeleteWen u form chest pain aft d 1st round of 4.am Saturday jogging, so u can go back 2 bed, aided by ur naughty friends
ReplyDeleteThose days in sec school we went to complain to our year head that we were not learning further maths his replied was ' Una never sabi maths finish Una wan further am'
ReplyDeleteWhen you return home with only one pant....lol....meanwhile before then you will wash it every night and spread by your bed to dry before wearing next day....
ReplyDeleteWhere you become a badass liar, not even a gun can make u take back ur lie. If u do, u r so gone. Zapping from punishments or inspection. Faking asthma attack during mini stadium punishments... every fggc owerri babe can relate.....lol.
ReplyDeletesisi eko did you attend command ipaja?
ReplyDeletesisi eko did you attend command ipaja?
ReplyDelete