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Monday, August 03, 2015

WTF Is This? - LMAO!

I wanted to save this for Laughs but i cant stop laughing!




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105 comments:

  1. M-amie Hazard innit? 3 August 2015 at 14:33

    another yoruba rhazzoid on the loose.
    this is meaningless as I tried with all effort to read from behind.
    another ekiti state uni graduate.
    na una get story pass
    ndi ofe

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    1. STARRY LARRY3 August 2015 at 14:52

      @M-amie what did you mean by another Ekiti State Uni graduate?



      *Larry was here*

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    2. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com3 August 2015 at 14:54

      Omg how embarrassing!

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    3. Unknown3 August 2015 at 15:00

      Mtcheew
      Yeye people!

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    4. Sexymissy4u3 August 2015 at 15:01

      Lmao @ reading from behind. Guess I should try that cuz i couldn't make out much from the write up.

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    5. Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja3 August 2015 at 15:27

      Chimooooooooo! Ogini bu ifa? Oyibo???
      Chai.




      Need a yummy Birthday/Wedding cake in Abuja? Home / office delivery. Also send a gift of cake to your loved one in Abuja.Pls click on my ID to see pics and my contact details.

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    6. Princess Scheherazade 3 August 2015 at 15:27

      Punctuation is dead.

      Grammar is dead.

      I didn't even understand the gist of the story, talk less of finding it funny.

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    7. 80 shades of tizzy3 August 2015 at 15:28

      Seriously? bitch ass M-amie u are such a tribalist, yes d person dat wrote dat comment wrote a lot of bad english, but why did u write another 'yoruba'....? Seriously? Tribalist!

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    8. Unknown3 August 2015 at 15:57

      Lolz @ ashawo jati jati, Wats wrong wit all dis yourba girls sef, mtchw

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    9. Miss BBB3 August 2015 at 16:17

      Grammar at its peak. The babe must yarn. 'She's a spoking engrish'
      See beef ontop bad English ooo

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    10. WeALTHY ChIC3 August 2015 at 16:57

      Razz people. Can barely understand anything there. The writer needs to go back to primary 1 and also learn how to use punctuations.

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    11. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 20:50

      Starry Larry just put the icing on the cake.

      Smh

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  2. Ladybird banks.birdlover3 August 2015 at 14:34

    Wats it

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    1. Delta Iyabo TOO3 August 2015 at 18:01

      What??? Are you kidding me huh. I fear but I no run

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    2. Unknown4 August 2015 at 06:20

      Ahahahah I painstakingly read the rant. Chimooo.. I've got a migraine!!! OK let's forget the grammar, straight to the gist.

      I suspect that it's the same Wura babe that's calling her put under an alias. Forget that they made up after the last disgusting fracas, according to the ranter.. they now took a pic together, after all the thrash they spewed? Both of them are indeed shameless.

      Notice how she didn't insult the Wura babe? When both should share the blame and call out...that's how I know it's WURA herself.

      Then she finished her Kunle BF who's also an actor. Almost got arrested in the U.S for pressing boobs??? Lmaooo.. jeeezzzz. Thought they debunked their relationship? Hmmm. This Butty babe should leave the social circuit for now, as someone is out to finish her reputation.

      OK bye

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    3. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 11:01

      Sisimi, I've been applying to make your acquaintance. You have no idea how many dunderheads we have to deal with these days.

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  3. Yori Yori Princess3 August 2015 at 14:34

    aadetutu39 abeg go school back and write good english. yoruba lady that dont know english. you too are jealous because the girl did not make you your friend.

    All these yoruba ladies can gbagun for grammar.

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    1. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 14:56

      U a dang foool

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    2. mystery3 August 2015 at 15:11

      Matthew7:5

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    3. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 15:27

      And u???Your own "engrish" is dead on arrival..chisos christ...

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    4. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 15:32

      Your own written grammar though....wow!

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    5. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 15:54

      @love me jejely, your own gbagun even come pass the babe own, kilos?
      What an exciting monday.

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    6. Unknown3 August 2015 at 16:21

      Hahahahahaaahahaahaahahahaahahahaa now let me speak that English that use to trend in high school those days " Correcter must be the worst"

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    7. Unknown3 August 2015 at 16:22

      Rotflmao!



      Oh jeez,this has put me in stitches.


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    8. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 16:48

      Your written English is pathetic. Try and remove the log from your eyes first so you can see clearly enough to remove the speck from yoruba ladies eyes. Omo nna jati jati.

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    9. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 16:56

      Love me jeje , you are so heartless. See how you just murdered English.

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    10. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 17:43

      Lmaoooooooooooo! Your own gbagaun fit cure craze.

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    11. SWAG LAFRESH 3 August 2015 at 17:59

      Has love me jeje ever written bad grammar like this before on this blog? So all of una no see the humour in her comment na to insult? Hahaha olodos berekete

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    12. LONGRICH ASSURANCE 3 August 2015 at 20:20

      English hard ooooo! ROTFL

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    13. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 15:04

      Kai!!! English mechiii! Mepee! Gbaa strike! Bido lesson, Lee jamb na this blog! So ife foduu buzi Admission

      Mrs O came here : )

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  4. Unknown3 August 2015 at 14:35

    Hmmmmm, Jesu.

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    1. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 17:47

      RIP English language

      Whirlwind

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  5. STARRY LARRY3 August 2015 at 14:35

    The writer should go back to her school to demand all her wasted fees.



    *Larry was here*

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  6. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)3 August 2015 at 14:35

    Yoruba actors and their Englishes...

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    1. STARRY LARRY3 August 2015 at 14:55

      Englishes indeed



      *Larry was here*

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    2. Unknown3 August 2015 at 16:23

      Kwakwakwakwa



      I so love this post.


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    3. Cocoz3 August 2015 at 16:48

      Did I just read 'Englishes'

      Chimoooo lmao

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    4. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 16:55

      Seriously? Englishes? Smh.

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    5. Dont'Hate3 August 2015 at 19:07

      All the ibo graduates trying to correct the illiterate yorubas, your own gbagaun is even worst.

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    6. kadybia3 August 2015 at 22:01

      Even worst?.... lmao.
      Monday laffs

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    7. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 23:15

      @ Dont'Hate
      ............. "your own gbagaun is even worst" something is fundamentally wrong with our educational system.

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  7. SWAG LAFRESH 3 August 2015 at 14:38

    All I see is bad grammar. I can't even comprehend.

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  8. Unknown3 August 2015 at 14:38

    Bitches and whores be ranting like a sex starved witch on social media
    Nest pls

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  9. Bella3 August 2015 at 14:39

    jeez!!!lmao!!

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  10. Alabekee3 August 2015 at 14:39

    This has made my day honestly. The read was so funny. lolz
    Pls visit www.alabekee.blogspot.com

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    1. missmirabel3 August 2015 at 14:56

      Which one be the read again....hian let's face one biko

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    2. 13 August 2015 at 15:27

      How was this funny? How did it make your day? Please educate me?

      All these ass lickers.

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  11. Kiks3 August 2015 at 14:40

    First of all, before calling out someone, write well. Use punctuation marks. Not funny if you ask me. *rme*

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  12. Joblesshousewife3 August 2015 at 14:41

    She just murdered English..lol

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  13. Miss tiana3 August 2015 at 14:41

    this type of english*phew*

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    1. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 16:52

      @Tiana, your written English should be
      "This type of English". You are not any better.

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    2. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 16:58

      Why are you all writing English with small letter e? Please take note.

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  14. Unknown3 August 2015 at 14:44

    English hard o, she for kukuma write am for yoruba and save herself the stress

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  15. Jasmine3 August 2015 at 14:44

    Drama again!!!

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  16. Unknown3 August 2015 at 14:45

    Hmmmmmm

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  17. Unknown3 August 2015 at 14:46

    Koyemi rara,rant,painment abi call out?

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  18. Unknown3 August 2015 at 14:47

    Hian
    Oriegwu!

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  19. Irene Bernards3 August 2015 at 14:49

    Daz nize
    #inOdunladevoice

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    1. Anu Funke3 August 2015 at 17:08

      Lol...omg!!! Dt ones' z English sef na die!! It's always hilarious wen he speaks lil English

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    2. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 17:27

      Hahaha...ur head dey dere.

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  20. A GIRL HAS NO NAME3 August 2015 at 14:49

    Terrible write up! No punctuations..
    I actually developed a migraine reading this..

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  21. Stella Maris baby3 August 2015 at 14:51

    English here I come.
    Seen

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  22. mommie Jay3 August 2015 at 14:54

    Chai! Stella, please is the LMAO for the " bad English" or for the story behind the post?This post would have made sense if only it was written in English or pidgin language. No punctuation and so many spelling errors.

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  23. Unknown3 August 2015 at 15:00

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
    .
    The thing long abeg....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  24. ay mama3 August 2015 at 15:06

    I see somebody wen I write English pass. Lol

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  25. Quiksilver3 August 2015 at 15:10

    Wtf is this?

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  26. Bootylycious diva3 August 2015 at 15:12

    Grammar on the loose

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  27. ChyAdaJesus3 August 2015 at 15:14

    Oyibo bu agbara!!!

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  28. Vivaciara3 August 2015 at 15:14

    What is she saying???

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  29. Amysweet3 August 2015 at 15:20

    Warris this biko???

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  30. nzubeizuu3 August 2015 at 15:21

    Bekee wu Agbara

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  31. nkiru j kalu3 August 2015 at 15:21

    i don't understand anything from the writ-up1

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  32. nkiru j kalu3 August 2015 at 15:22

    I don't understand anything from the write-up!

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  33. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 15:29

    Terrible....chai...didn't know English was so difficult a language!

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  34. Akwanwa3 August 2015 at 15:31

    Didn't bother reading further after the first three lines.

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  35. H. Mxxx3 August 2015 at 15:32

    RIP English.

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  36. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank3 August 2015 at 15:34

    Have I lost my sense of humor.

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  37. CASTILO4REAL(sexy mama)3 August 2015 at 15:35

    lmao

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  38. kemikane3 August 2015 at 15:46

    Not funny

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  39. Mz sucre3 August 2015 at 15:47

    Very terrible write up.. Not even a single punctuation! Choi!

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    1. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 17:27

      Stupid writeup. If we find out now she's a graduate o. Mschewwwwww.

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    2. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 17:27

      Stupid writeup. If we find out now she's a graduate o. Mschewwwwww.

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  40. Ify Tabansi3 August 2015 at 15:48

    Yoruba kwenu!

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    1. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 20:05

      @. Ify tabansi and all the mumu tribalistic igbos like you, You are all mad

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  41. Optimist3 August 2015 at 15:51

    Ok now I have a headache........ what did I just read again

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  42. Chy 🌹3 August 2015 at 15:55

    Oh chimooo!!!..hehehehe.
    Dis one has gone "kolo-mental"
    RIP to English...No fullstop,no comma.lmaooo

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  43. Unknown3 August 2015 at 15:57

    Hian!


    @adetutu39,why evuls lah?


    Did you have to embarrass yourself this way?

    You achieve typed this trash, and it looked well organised and thought out to you, and you hit the send button?


    Chai!


    The powers of your father's house, must be very strong.

    I wonder what your spoken English will sound like.


    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  44. Peaches3 August 2015 at 16:00

    This English can raise the dead

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  45. Miss Ess3 August 2015 at 16:07

    Hian

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  46. Miss BBB3 August 2015 at 16:13

    Grammar at its peak!!! The babe must yarn.

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  47. Uthman Saheed3 August 2015 at 16:15

    This is pathetic....I pity her. She was trying to pass a message across but nobody understood her. I read all, is like only on punctuation was used.

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  48. Evita O. Enwefah3 August 2015 at 17:25

    Aunty Stella,how did u understand this write up? Jeez! The grammar is zero. I just stopped halfway. Na dem sabi jare. Yansh openers everywhere.

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  49. Trudy GH3 August 2015 at 17:36

    I couldn't even read it

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  50. pills and potions3 August 2015 at 17:39

    The English ehhh got headache reading it

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  51. Anonymous3 August 2015 at 17:45

    None of u should "law" me into this rubbish o.lmao! Dirty mofo's. Btw heard most of them are lesbian o..top on the list iyabo ojo, omobutty etc

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  52. MISS TRUTH3 August 2015 at 20:14

    Kai I need aspirin, reading that wasn't easy at all..chai.

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    1. Unknown4 August 2015 at 06:26

      Lmaoo. Everyone is commenting about the grammar but forgot the gist she was trying to tell.

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  53. MISS TRUTH3 August 2015 at 20:17

    Madam stop "sprikling engles" next time write in yoruba.

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  54. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 00:25

    hmmmmmnn na wao !!!
    couldnt understand what she meant
    but she really needs english tutor

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