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Friday, 11 December 2015

Friday Laughs

MUST LAUGH: 







Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice
FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I
love my husband so much and I do anything to
please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he
has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me
how to tell him to go down on me cos I really
want my ‘thing’ juice s*cked.
.
COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is all
about communication.
.
Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have
been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is
an expert in it now.
.
Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing
it... you should talk to your husband.
NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married
with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’,
what should I do…? No insults abeg…
Just need your suggestions.
.
COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!
.
Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the
market?
.
Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?
.
Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood.
SHAME on you.
.
Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?
.
Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number.
0700233766214
.
Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to
do with your life. Suck kor, soak- away ni.
.
Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?
.
Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!
.
Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please
repent!
.
Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You are a disgrace to

womanhood!



*or they will say ..''Madam how market?''*



117 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. My bf and I for 5yrs 11 months jus broke up, it hurts so much, pls fan, how do I get passed this? How do ì move on I need assistance

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    2. It's 6am and my husband can't understand why I'm laughing so hard...... This is hilarious

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    3. Not easy ooo... Nigerians are the wrong people to ask advice cos they're unsympathetic

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    4. Please fan ke. @ anon 12:05.. Are you sure you don't want AC? Rabbish

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    5. Anon 12:05 u need Jesus not a boyfriend!!! Ashewo oshi

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    6. This is so hilarious and so true....hahahaha but why are like that tho?

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    7. anonymous 12:05, who send you to do osho bam bam for your bobo??

      nonsense, and that's the main reason you can't movr on easily!!!

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    8. Lol....
      All of una just repeat wetin stella post for that anon 12:05 matter...
      She's hurting and need help...
      May God help us all...

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    1. "You must be FAT"
      "Have a heart to heart discussion"
      "Get down on your knees and pray,there's nothing God cannot do"

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  3. Lmao.......That's really true about nigerian advice

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  4. How about....

    Jesus Fix it!

    Or

    Just Negodu...mtcheeewww

    Or

    NEXT!!!!

    HAHhahahahaha...naija 4life

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    1. Abi lemme sit n read comment, ur case is critical. Lol

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    2. "Get a sugar boy"
      "Obi seen"
      "He's a broke ass husband"
      "Oloriburuku olobo roforofo" *in okija wife's voice*
      "Am I d first?"
      "Chronicles is here"

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    3. "Get a sugar boy"
      "Obi seen"
      "He's a broke ass husband"
      "Oloriburuku olobo roforofo" *in okija wife's voice*
      "Am I d first?"
      "Chronicles is here"

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    4. Hahahaha, bitchplis
      You nailed it..."Am I first?"

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  5. Lmao... So true @Nigerian page. That is Nigerian mentality for u.

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  6. Hahaha. Very true,Nigerians can like to add to ones problems.

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  7. Hahahahahahahaha...
    This is so funny...OMG!...
    So true!...
    Nigerians will not kill me with laugh and here you will see Jesus fix it,Just negodu and have you prayed for your husband?...
    Lwkmd!...

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    1. You forgot to add

      ...get a sugar boy to s**k it for you

      Or

      Go and buy a dildo

      ...then end with, Life is too short.

      Lmao

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    2. You forgot to add

      ...get a sugar boy to s**k it for you

      Or

      Go and buy a dildo

      ...then end with, Life is too short.

      Lmao

      First and foremost (1 4got this)

      ...have you tried lesbian sex, go and get a lesbian partner, I assure you, you will never disturb your husband again...ifem n'eli...lmao
      Queen L.E, your advice no get part2

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    3. Pipi Lee....LMAOOO, you cray aswear!
      Linda Eze u sef craze pass.

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    4. Lmao @ pipi lee no mind linda eze,E de her body.nigerian's got no chill. As for the comments up there,what were you expecting soliciting advice from(some) ppl who can't afford 3square meal a day.naija is too tough jare.

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    5. Hahahahaha!
      Another one will say
      End time woman!!

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    6. Lol...L.E be giving me higgies I swear... To all those who take it too serious, she is the queen of sarcasm... Check her bio.

      Lol @Goddess
      End time question

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    7. And u forgot to add 'oriegwu'

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  8. Or they would say just negodu, Jesus fix this

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  9. Oversabinus like Martins Aboy will tell the woman to "get busy" and forget about sex, or channel her thoughts/energy towards her business, or kids. Because Women were created to Live and die for kids and forget about konji.
    Nonsense talk...

    Infact, what do I know sef? Let me jejely carry my singlehood and park one side.
    Somebody once told me to leave chronicles for only the married women to comment. Can't remember the ID or if the "something" was anonymous.

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    1. Something ke? Y una wicked for dis blog? Lmfao

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    2. So true abt martins....he can so analyse!!

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    3. I'm sure it's portable idiot that said that coz madam Lafresh is still lord of the rings. Lmao

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  10. Replies
    1. Hahaha! Loolest, so true!

      Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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  11. hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    stella is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
    So true,see me lmao in front of my boss
    hahahahahahahahahaha

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  12. Lmaooooooooooo
    I don laff fall for ground.

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  13. Replies
    1. U dis smello. ..afta dropping dat comment on chronicles ystday!! I shake my head for ur husby to be

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  14. Hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha,
    O boy I no fit laugh ooo!

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  15. Lol....Awon oniranu.... Me I can suck for africa!

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  16. My people no get advice for themselves not to talk of stranger.All man dey vex.. Naija I hail o !

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  17. Hehehhehehehee different strokes for different folks.

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    1. Are u the husband snatcher?? Even your boo get a boo

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    2. My dear, attention seekers every where, every one's husband was once someone's ex. She jst succeeded in making me a blogbrity, Dats my happiness. All questions are welcome

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    3. Little correction- my husband, no one else.

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  18. Lol......very true,na so Nigerians just be

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  19. Hahahahahaha


    Na our members of bv dey comment like dis oh.


    Kikikikikiki

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  20. This got me rolling on the floor...lmao

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  21. Lol...
    It baffles me why some guys find pleasure in sucking vagina... that thing has a lot of damn micro-organisms..
    If my wife likes it in future, I hope to be able to do it..
    JustSaying


    Thank you Stella, I laughed a lot.

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    1. Microorganisms are ubiquitous and can be found even in ur mouth so nothing special in it

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    2. Your wife should be worried about the 'micro organisms' in your mouth destroying her vagina.

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  22. This cracked me up like shii..hahahahahaha
    You go fear comments, those comments must be from Sdk bvs. Lmao

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  23. They forgot to add 'go down on ur knees and pray!'

    Btw dat pic up there looks like Stell's 'friend',
    Estelle Ogbonna

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  24. LMAO.
    This is so on point. BV's advice can even give one cardiac arrest hehehehe

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  25. Lol or hope ur pussy is not smelling. U must be a dirty woman.
    Hahahahah 080 niger for u

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  26. Lol!! We no get chill at all.Nigerians no dey smile.

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  27. You didn't add -- JUST NEGODI.

    HHAHAHAHAAH

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  28. Lmao....I don laff taya. Nigerians are unique jor!

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  29. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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  30. Hahaha at nigerian comments. "Who dem help" lol

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  31. Or say Jesus fix it..Side eyes @.....
    OR say Just Negodu

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  32. Hehehehe.

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  33. Funny post..

    Lol @ Musa,first to comment,space booked..

    True talk..

    @ post chop knuckles..

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  34. Chai, but this woman's teeth too plenty abeg. Surely they are more than 32? Are they real sef? O gah o

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  35. what about end time crew,hahahahahaha

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  36. Hahahahahah laugh wan kill me. Naija for life.

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  37. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
    Very true about nigerian page.

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  38. Lol... u forgot to add,we have heard NEXT!!!

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  39. Omg!
    This is so on point!
    Some wuld even say End time woman! Haahaaahahahahaha

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  40. So so hilarious......
    ..... cnt s
    top laughing @ d nigerian advice

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  41. We got no chill at all...... Imagine me airing my view on FB the other day and a lady just jumped on my comment and starts insulting me.... Na wa oo

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  42. Or they would say...'who sucking don epp?'... Lol naija with zero chill

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  43. You forgot to add 'end time sucking'

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    1. Hahahhaha Dat one nah one trillion.

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  44. "Have you prayed about it?"
    "Sit him down and talk to him about it"

    "Manage the one you see madam. Atleast your husband still sleeps with you. Please who can help me with a dildo? Please help a sister".

    And so on and so forth.

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  45. Chai Nigerians ehn,we get bad mouth,not even one single advice,some will even tell her to pray about it

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  46. Truly naija advice like that oh. So funny.

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  47. What about 'hian', 'space booked', 'BRB', 'lemme just read comments', 'biko, poster just find a good fuckmate or a lesbo partner(according to Linda Eze)','***stella pass me the popcorn***, na sitdon look i dey', 'Jesus, fix it'

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  48. Just like d ones we have here..I call dem d attacker attackers......hillarius advicers

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  49. ders one comment dat Neva stops cracking my ribs in cases lik dis. someone from no where will ask WHO SUCKING DON HELP?......

    na to jst begin laff scatter....

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