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Saturday, 2 January 2016

Armed Robbers Break Into Bank And Receive The Shock Of Their Lives!

Four suspected armed rob­bers who were alleged to be members of a gang who broke into a branch of an old generation bank in Ilututu area of Ondo State, on Christmas eve, have said that they were shocked when they opened the bank’s vault and discovered that it was empty.

LMAOOOOO



The suspects identified as Ebibo Winoh, Michael Mipera, Thank­god Sugha and Idowu Sobijoh, who were rounded up last week­end, by operatives of the Inspec­tor General of Police Special In­telligence Response Team (SIRT) in Ondo State, were said to have broken into the bank through the aid of a security guard, who had worked with the bank. 



It was gathered that the guard, who was sacked last year, was said to have approached a mem­ber of the gang, Michael Mipera, a native of Ajapa in Ese-Odo Local Government Area of Ondo State, with the idea of robbing the bank, as there was less se­curity around the bank at night.

Police investigation disclosed that Mipera, after conducting his own survey around the bank, invit­ed two of his friends, Thankgod Sugha and Ebibo Winoh, from his hometown to Ilututu and rented an apartment for them. He was also said to have invited six militants based at a camp in Ijegemo-Ish­eri Oshun, Lagos State, head­ed by one TK, a notorious of pipeline vandal and bank robber. Their other members from Lagos, which was led by one Bright, was said to have supplied the gang with two AK 47 rifles and addi­tional expertise on how to break into bank.

On their arrest,  police source said that a day after the incident, the Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase, had re­ceived an intelligence report on the gang’s activities and he deployed operatives of the SIRT, headed by CSP Abba Kyari to Ondo State, to track and apprehend the suspects. Four of the suspects were arrested in Ondo while the fifth suspect, a militant was picked up in Lagos.


At the police station during interrogation, the suspected leader of the gang, "
Micheal said that they monitored the bank for weeks be­fore they struck. “After the bank’s former security man gave us infor­mation, we rented a room close to the police station in the communi­ty. We found a petty job, as a form of distraction while we monitored the activities of the police and that of the bank.

 We discovered that at night, there is no private security official or policeman guarding the bank. We also discovered that the police station was not active and cannot easily withstand us if we are heavily armed.
As soon as the experts from Ikorodu arrived, we agreed to strike on Christmas eve because everyone is supposed to be busy preparing for Christmas.


“We entered the bank easily and broke into the vault. We got the shock of our lives when we discov­ered that it was empty. It was when we understood why there was no security man in the bank. Our mat­ter got worse when we were ar­rested the next day by policemen. I am begging for mercy because we did not succeed. There is no money to return rather we are looking for how to raise money to pay back those we hired from Lagos.


culled:sunnewsonline.


Hahahahahahahaha every day for the thief......Imagine their plea!

84 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

God catch them hahhahhahhahahhah




*Larry was here*

Mama D said...

Instead of pleading for his life he is thinking of how to pay those that were recruited from Lagos

Crime does not pay

#hussle legitimately

Lara Peperenpe said...

Imagine o. They should release you to go and re-strategize, e kwa?

Sarah de DIEU. said...

Won't the bank evacuate the vault 'cos of the break. Mcheeetw,lazy bones.

olubukola bakare said...

Enter your comment...awon ode.lol

olubukola bakare said...

Enter your comment...Awon ode.lol

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

They're begging for mercy cos they did not succeed.
What if they succeeded nko?
A thief is a thief

Common go to jail and chill off for a while.

Rare Gem said...

The thieves last line tho
Lmao

Ada Mazi said...

Lmao!

POSH Baby said...

Serous gobe

TOPSCANNER PRINTERS LTD. Suit 5, 2nd floor, Nobel plaza, opp art and culture (UTC), Area 10, Garki Abuja. said...

Bad market

oluwakemi abosede said...

I am begging for mercy because we did not succeed. There is no money to return rather we are looking for how to raise money to pay back those we hired from Lagos.


That statement got me laffing! Are u for real! Lol!
Silly stupid mofos

Anonymous said...

Na so God go day cash all of una one by one

Aurora said...

Begging for mercy indeed!

OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE! said...

lolzzzz

Odus said...

Double wahala for dead body.

Onis said...

Na wa oh all day for thief

Temi said...

lol

mrs mustapha said...

Please the bank should give them money to cover their logistics cost naaa. Imagine, this is 2016 fa no time for all these odes mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Kill them already.

HRH EKEH ( King of all Kingdoms) said...

That last line about looking for money to settle those he hired from Lagos got the laugh out of me..like seriously.





FaithRemainsTheCompass.

Madonna said...

Hahahahaha!!!! This pple no welloooo , Looking for money to pay the hired helps indeed, wat a plea

Anuli Uchendu said...

Every day for tha thief one day for the owner pls they should face the punishment

Anuli Uchendu said...

Every day for tha thief one day for the owner pls they should face the punishment

One trillion said...

End time robbers

Hopeful BV said...

End time robbery

obianuju agunbade said...

I'm laughing so hard lmaoooo

obianuju agunbade said...

I'm laughing so hard lmaoooo

Anonymous said...

Nwa amaka is daht not ur bf in the middle? No bdy go sabi diz ones now, If una see fyn guy dem go begin run their mouth jux to ruin his relationship.

em jay said...

See as I dey laff.
Kwakwakwa.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Lol. Yeye. Now they need money to pay their employee. Hahahahaha

TennisFan said...

Rolling on the floor laughing 😆 very funny plea. Inukwa.

Miss Ess said...

See mumu talk. They are looking for money to pay the people they hired for the operation. Say goodbye please.

natt nathaniel said...

End time robbery.

jasmine said...

Lmao...stupid thieves

Anonymous said...

Kikikikikikikiki.....cant stop laughing oooooooo

natt nathaniel said...

End time robbery. He is thinking of how to pay D ppl he hired .... soro niyen? End time evil thinking ....that will launch u into Ur grave.

Shyla said...

Can you imagine. Begging for mercy because they did not succeed. Kai. These ones are not remorseful. Useless thieves.

Genny le boo said...

Haaaaa. Even banks sef are broke...

ChyAdaJesus said...

They are begging for mercy because they did not succeed? Kikikikikikikikiki,Lmao! Chai tears dry comot dro eyes sef... imagine

Iphie dearie said...

Bwahahahaha
They are thinking of how to pay back the hired robbers they got? #Only in Naija#

Lilly simple said...

Jesus please fix it

Gbogbo Bigz Girlz. (GBG) said...

Them be real mumu.
Striking a bank a day before public hols is the dumbest thing to do.
Nobody comes to deposit only withdrawals are made.
The only exception is banks situated in big market environs.

crystal said...

LMAO......i would give anything to have been a fly and see their faces, when they realized it was empty. Money you didn't see and you were caught still, ntoorrrr.

Auditor/Accountant said...

Lol

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Heheheeheheehhe

Anonymous said...

This thief is spewing trash,abeg #leavethrashforlawma#

Chidinma Grace said...

Hahahhaaa! Even banks are experiencing change.

Uzu Anwuli said...

Funny thieves

Hephzibah the first said...

Hahhahaha na so God go cash them one by one

Rukky's cakes sokoto 2BC4D582 said...

Hahahahahahahaha

confide said...

Na waooh 2016 abeg make Una borrow Dem money to pay dere workers foolish boy

keyjeh loves sdk bvs said...

Honestly.. Me too..
I was picturing the thief saying all that and how his facial expressions would seem like..

Letdemsay said...

These thieves are hilarious...lol...They even look funny lol...That last statement though..lol..The police should please help them raise money hihihihihi....Candid thieves

keyjeh loves sdk bvs said...

Lmaoooo..
This is 2016.
All ye anonymous, change!!

Anonymous J said...

Lol

Sensa Greene said...

If you cannot do the Time; do not do the Crime

Honey P said...

Rotfl, see how dem embarrass their family and kinsmen for nothing. na real unprofitless hard work dem do so.

Anonymous said...

Emjay, do you know but for the yabbing form 2014 you wouldn't have changed, even though e remain small. You were becoming back nuisance, but thank God for you. And no am not the anonymous that always curse you out

Yemi7up said...

Awon oponu, Iya ona meji lo ma je oku igbe won. They found no money and they will still be jailed. Ole gbogbo.

Stella maris Baby said...

Good for them.
Lol

Chichi Baby said...

Lmao..

joystickextender@gmail.com said...

lol bad market sorry

David Daudu said...

Hahahhahh... Unfortunate fools!

*the Naija photographer*

son of man said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Allegra said...

Wanting quick riches like most instead of working hard in whatever you do. At least four more garbage off the streets!!

Freshdew said...

Expertise advice on how to break into a bank, seriously???
Just imagine, he even had nerves to talk about looking for money to pay those hired, really? Everyday for the thief one day is for ......

Allegra said...

Wanting quick riches like most instead of working hard in whatever you do. At least four more garbage off the streets!!

CHYGURL from CHYNA said...

Hahahahahahahahaha.....
My bele wan burst o. Robbery gone bad, kikikikiki, no money inside bank to thief, I just dey imagine d looks on thr faces,when they opened d vault to see its empty, after the skills they had applied to get in.
Laff wan kill me o

CHYGURL from CHYNA said...

Hahahahahahahahaha.....
My bele wan burst o. Robbery gone bad, kikikikiki, no money inside bank to thief, I just dey imagine d looks on thr faces,when they opened d vault to see its empty, after the skills they had applied to get in.
Laff wan kill me o

ChyAdaJesus said...

***dey, for, my

D Princess said...

Like Seriously

D Princess said...

Look who got served-I Laugh like Indian

Anonymous said...

Learn how to use the hash tag madam, you are too big for this silly mistake. Thank me this sunday morning.

Anonymous said...

*Hash*

GiftedTouch said...

Lmao..bad market

amy bae said...

Buhaha,d last statement got me rotfl

amy bae said...

Buhaha,d last statement got me rotfl

sisi eko said...

Lmao..the last line cracked me up. They need to raise money to pay the hired thieves from lagos? Imagine the insolence.
See their faces. Forming "set it off" kinda calculated robbery. Gathering intelligence and investing into accommodation. Only to meet an empty vault. Ahah. Now who's the FOOL??

sisi eko said...

As in ehn... very dumb guy

PD Young Billionaire said...

Market no sell today.....hehehe

irabo bobby fera favor said...

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can u imagine?

Nelly Udoh said...

...hahahhahahahahhahahahhhahah. Pls someone should borrow me laugh abeg.haha

OREMEI said...

Lol *cash*

kowmah said...

Too funny, bad market all the way