A MAN with a “bionic p*nis” is set to finally lose his virginity at the age of 43, thanks to a big-hearted hooker who has offered him a freebie.
Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, lost his p*nis and genitals during a horrific accident as a child.
Mo was fitted with the artificial p*nis which works with a special pump, which inflates it to a bumper eight inches.
Mo said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My p*nis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”
The bionic p*nis, made from flesh from his arm and fitted by surgeons at University College London, is operated by a button on his testicles.
S3x worker and campaigner Charlotte Rose, 35, said: “I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity.”
Charlotte, who usually charges £200 (€280) an hour, said: “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”
Mo’s entire undercarriage was lost when he was dragged 600 feet by a car 37 years ago and he has had 100 operations to reconstruct what was lost.
Two years ago he got married but he did not tell his bride about his lack of manhood until the wedding night. But the marriage packed up when the woman found out.
But he says he will be honest from now on and said: “I’ve learnt the hard way, to be honest. I’ve got something to show for it now.”
Charlotte, who stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by-election in 2014, said: “I’m happy to help him build up confidence.
“Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.”
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