A MAN with a “bionic p*nis” is set to finally lose his virginity at the age of 43, thanks to a big-hearted hooker who has offered him a freebie.
Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, lost his p*nis and genitals during a horrific accident as a child.
Mo was fitted with the artificial p*nis which works with a special pump, which inflates it to a bumper eight inches.
Mo said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My p*nis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”
The bionic p*nis, made from flesh from his arm and fitted by surgeons at University College London, is operated by a button on his testicles.
S3x worker and campaigner Charlotte Rose, 35, said: “I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity.”
Charlotte, who usually charges £200 (€280) an hour, said: “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”
Mo’s entire undercarriage was lost when he was dragged 600 feet by a car 37 years ago and he has had 100 operations to reconstruct what was lost.
Two years ago he got married but he did not tell his bride about his lack of manhood until the wedding night. But the marriage packed up when the woman found out.
But he says he will be honest from now on and said: “I’ve learnt the hard way, to be honest. I’ve got something to show for it now.”
Charlotte, who stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by-election in 2014, said: “I’m happy to help him build up confidence.
“Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.”
-Irish Mirror
What did i just read so?
Good for him.
ReplyDeleteHmm, things dey happen o.
DeleteEnd time penis meets end time prostitute.
DeleteQuite apart from having no blokos, dude doesn't look like he'd know where to put the something when a woman opens it yakata sef. He resemble person wey no go sabi toast babe. Lol.
DeleteI remember watching his interview on This Morning.
DeleteHmm. Ok
ReplyDeleteStella pictures abeg to make this gist more interesting.
DeleteLol..... Naughty me.
Nice...
ReplyDeleteGoodluck to him.
ReplyDeleteStella you failed to mention the punish was fixed since 2012 and only started working ending of last year
DeleteAlso the wife who left him left because she got tired of waiting for the artificial punish to start working after learning what happened to him after being. Because she was with him for a year and waiting for the artificial penis to start working
Some where in his article he mentioned the fact that he can't wait to have kids.. I'm still trying to understand how that will work
Qutie
Lol....how magnanimous of her.In other news,twas a great holiday,and well spent too.Had lots of fun,not back to base yet but I can't wait to see what 2016 holds for me.It's gonna be a wonderful year indeed.Happy new year everyone.Stella,how you doing hun?
ReplyDeleteEyaaaa
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...end time pple
ReplyDeleteInteresting!
ReplyDelete-Stella DimokoKorkus'Blog, my Tv-
finally he has gotten someone to do it..
ReplyDeleteLol. When you wear you whoring with Pride...Lol. These people sef.I'm trying to imagine it though. Press a button, and JT springs to life. So after the deed, does he turn it off? Or it goes through the natural process? *scratcheshead*
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.Rotflmao!
DeleteThis ur questions ehn got me in stitches...and lol @scratcheshead*
Can't stop laffing!
I'm wondering nau.Lol.
DeleteAwwww.....Much thanks to d lady. I pray d thing functions as well as the original one..Dats d most valuable asset any man can lose aside his life, especially if he didn't have any child before the accident.....Poor man!!!
ReplyDeleteEmjay should have been chosen seeing she does it for free
ReplyDeleteWhatever you are facing is never enough reason to give up. Can feel the joy in his heart.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThat's good
And can this Bionic Penis feel pleasure? If it can't what is the need of sex? He should just be using it to pee.
ReplyDeleteHian!!! Na real wa Ooo. What am I reading this monday morning . Stella na wa for this news
ReplyDeleteStella, you just read akukwor
ReplyDelete..........Blame this on GEJ.....
End time p*nis
ReplyDeleteThat is nice of her...
ReplyDeletehmmm....... .. hope it works fine and does the expected magic on the lady...........s3x is sweet..
ReplyDeleteHeyya. That man must be suffering. Chai. But the first thing that came to my mind was lmfao. But I discarded it "asa" I thought about the pills he will be on for the rest of his life. Poor thing.
ReplyDeleteAm sure he did 'no sex before marriage' with the wife and she blindly waited. Kai!
ReplyDeleteIf he deceived his wife
DeleteThat is different
Some JT were working before marriage but packed up along the way.
Have you seen or felt a JT break?
The pain is terrible (nightmarish) the sound breaking sick!
*mutters GOD forbid marathon kinky style tins*
God bless her kind heart. I can't even imagine it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a man without his manhood, thank God for science
ReplyDeleteNo comment.
ReplyDeleteSeriously???
ReplyDeleteEiyah. It's so sad what happened to him as a child.
ReplyDeleteGood
ReplyDelete@Stella, you just read that a man who lost his preeq has gotten a computer preeq called bionic preeq. Also that an ashawo who charges. Her clients high fees is going to 'disfagin' him free of charge. Also that d man did "no sex before marriage" hiding the fact that he was preeqless, which led to the crash of d marriage. And now with this his computer preeq, he will be truthful to women about his condition. Hope you gerrit now???.
ReplyDeleteHehehe Stella hud get it now after your very apt description
DeleteLmao
DeleteThe same thing you read oo..ashawo wan do oshofree
ReplyDeleteThe girl hv a heart of gold.
ReplyDeleteWhit people sha, eyya I pity him.
ReplyDeleteOriegwu o welcome to the world of ichi ekpe, ngwanu chiri gawa cos na your time.
ReplyDeleteHuh!!!!
ReplyDeleteNa wa o.
U jus get to read different things everyday.
Nawa oooo
ReplyDeleteIndeed we are in the last days. Congrats though i can imagine what's been going on in his head all this while with the hype about sex, happy he can experience it first hand.
ReplyDeleteChei! Thank God he is alive. Stella y didnt u add the penis na let's see how it looks
ReplyDelete2016 gonna be sweet...Stella be serving these like joy cake...abi hot Ghana bread and butter...
ReplyDeleteThis is what charity is all about.
ReplyDeleteLmao.
Ur benin neighbour has replied u oh
DeleteKikiKiki
ReplyDeleteHehehe. Let me go back to bed,must be last night's drink.
ReplyDeleteHehehheehe.
ReplyDeleteThings I read online.... Lucky him
ReplyDeleteThat thing go work like real normal one so?
ReplyDeleteUna sure say the man go feel anything?
Will the girl even enjoy it sef?
?????????
Eyes wide open
ReplyDeleteawwwwww! i hope he enjoys it..he should come back and tell us what it felt like after
ReplyDeleteOyinbi no go kill person. Small time now they will create Paradise on earth
ReplyDeleteI hope he enjoys it to d fullness.
ReplyDeleteI hope say the ashawo no go give am disease. That na another wahala.
ReplyDeleteWhy the ashawo no just marry the guy.
lol....that moment when a prostitute uses her punani for charity......says baby oku
ReplyDeletethought prostitutes are beautiful babes.anyway she don do her own charity work abi na her social responsibility.lol.
ReplyDeleteEnd time dick
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