Monday, 4 January 2016

Prostitute Offers Man With Bionic Penis

A MAN with a “bionic p*nis” is set to finally lose his virginity at the age of 43, thanks to a big-hearted hooker who has offered him a freebie.
Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, lost his p*nis and genitals during a horrific accident as a child.



Mo was fitted with the artificial p*nis which works with a special pump, which inflates it to a bumper eight inches.
Mo said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My p*nis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

The bionic p*nis, made from flesh from his arm and fitted by surgeons at University College London, is operated by a button on his testicles.
S3x worker and campaigner Charlotte Rose, 35, said: “I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity.”
Charlotte, who usually charges £200 (€280) an hour, said: “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”



Mo’s entire undercarriage was lost when he was dragged 600 feet by a car 37 years ago and he has had 100 operations to reconstruct what was lost.
Two years ago he got married but he did not tell his bride about his lack of manhood until the wedding night. But the marriage packed up when the woman found out.

But he says he will be honest from now on and said: “I’ve learnt the hard way, to be honest. I’ve got something to show for it now.”
Charlotte, who stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by-election in 2014, said: “I’m happy to help him build up confidence.
“Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.”


-Irish Mirror


What did i just read so?


64 comments:

Midas Events said...

Good for him.

Esohe O said...

Hmm. Ok

miss Aboki said...

Nice...

OMALICHAC said...

Goodluck to him.

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lol....how magnanimous of her.In other news,twas a great holiday,and well spent too.Had lots of fun,not back to base yet but I can't wait to see what 2016 holds for me.It's gonna be a wonderful year indeed.Happy new year everyone.Stella,how you doing hun?

Ekunie Ify said...

Eyaaaa

blessing feyi said...

Enter your comment...end time pple

Osborne™ said...

Interesting!

-Stella DimokoKorkus'Blog, my Tv-

Suzie Pepi said...

finally he has gotten someone to do it..

Nmasinachi said...

Lol. When you wear you whoring with Pride...Lol. These people sef.I'm trying to imagine it though. Press a button, and JT springs to life. So after the deed, does he turn it off? Or it goes through the natural process? *scratcheshead*

SENORITA (Maca root, fenugreek and red clover seller) said...

Awwww.....Much thanks to d lady. I pray d thing functions as well as the original one..Dats d most valuable asset any man can lose aside his life, especially if he didn't have any child before the accident.....Poor man!!!

ogo said...

Emjay should have been chosen seeing she does it for free

Dauda Aliu said...

Whatever you are facing is never enough reason to give up. Can feel the joy in his heart.

Steven Ohuche said...

Lol
That's good

NUVI HONEY said...

And can this Bionic Penis feel pleasure? If it can't what is the need of sex? He should just be using it to pee.

Chioma josephine said...

Hian!!! Na real wa Ooo. What am I reading this monday morning . Stella na wa for this news

SDK FM said...

Stella, you just read akukwor




..........Blame this on GEJ.....

One trillion said...

End time p*nis

Genny le boo said...

That is nice of her...

~prodigy07~ said...

hmmm....... .. hope it works fine and does the expected magic on the lady...........s3x is sweet..

Precious Ibik said...

Heyya. That man must be suffering. Chai. But the first thing that came to my mind was lmfao. But I discarded it "asa" I thought about the pills he will be on for the rest of his life. Poor thing.

Pweety G said...

Am sure he did 'no sex before marriage' with the wife and she blindly waited. Kai!

Nwa Amaka said...

God bless her kind heart. I can't even imagine it.

ziona said...

What is a man without his manhood, thank God for science

SDK Babe said...

No comment.

princess said...

Seriously???

reemah said...

Eiyah. It's so sad what happened to him as a child.

patt ogar said...

Good

la effizy said...

@Stella, you just read that a man who lost his preeq has gotten a computer preeq called bionic preeq. Also that an ashawo who charges. Her clients high fees is going to 'disfagin' him free of charge. Also that d man did "no sex before marriage" hiding the fact that he was preeqless, which led to the crash of d marriage. And now with this his computer preeq, he will be truthful to women about his condition. Hope you gerrit now???.

GiftedTouch said...

The same thing you read oo..ashawo wan do oshofree

Anonymous said...

The girl hv a heart of gold.

shola akorede said...

Whit people sha, eyya I pity him.

oyibo wu agbara said...

Oriegwu o welcome to the world of ichi ekpe, ngwanu chiri gawa cos na your time.

Omonigho said...

Huh!!!!
Na wa o.
U jus get to read different things everyday.

chinwendu ngwueke said...

Nawa oooo

mrs mustapha said...

Indeed we are in the last days. Congrats though i can imagine what's been going on in his head all this while with the hype about sex, happy he can experience it first hand.

j baby said...

Chei! Thank God he is alive. Stella y didnt u add the penis na let's see how it looks

Überhauté Looks said...

2016 gonna be sweet...Stella be serving these like joy cake...abi hot Ghana bread and butter...

JayEm "Agrodolce"...the Nigerian-Italian-Australian experience. said...

This is what charity is all about.
Lmao.

CUPID said...

KikiKiki

Fierce said...

Hehehe. Let me go back to bed,must be last night's drink.

Gbogbo Bigz Girlz. (GBG) said...

Hehehheehe.

Damilola Okunlola said...

Things I read online.... Lucky him

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

That thing go work like real normal one so?
Una sure say the man go feel anything?
Will the girl even enjoy it sef?

?????????

OLARINDE JULIET said...

Eyes wide open

xxxTrinityxxx said...

awwwwww! i hope he enjoys it..he should come back and tell us what it felt like after

Anonymous said...

Ur benin neighbour has replied u oh

Sweet Dee said...

Hehehe Stella hud get it now after your very apt description

Justina Michael said...

Hmm, things dey happen o.

Miss Ess said...

Oyinbi no go kill person. Small time now they will create Paradise on earth

natt nathaniel said...

End time penis meets end time prostitute.

sisi eko said...

Quite apart from having no blokos, dude doesn't look like he'd know where to put the something when a woman opens it yakata sef. He resemble person wey no go sabi toast babe. Lol.

Stella maris Baby said...

I hope he enjoys it to d fullness.

Nwa Amaka said...

Lmao

Qutie said...

Stella you failed to mention the punish was fixed since 2012 and only started working ending of last year

Also the wife who left him left because she got tired of waiting for the artificial punish to start working after learning what happened to him after being. Because she was with him for a year and waiting for the artificial penis to start working


Some where in his article he mentioned the fact that he can't wait to have kids.. I'm still trying to understand how that will work


Qutie

Ehi unprocessed human hair. UK virgin human hair said...

I remember watching his interview on This Morning.

JJ said...

I hope say the ashawo no go give am disease. That na another wahala.

Why the ashawo no just marry the guy.

Anonymous said...

lol....that moment when a prostitute uses her punani for charity......says baby oku

Sweetest Honey said...

Hahahaha.Rotflmao!

This ur questions ehn got me in stitches...and lol @scratcheshead*

Can't stop laffing!

Auchibabe said...

thought prostitutes are beautiful babes.anyway she don do her own charity work abi na her social responsibility.lol.

Teacher said...

If he deceived his wife
That is different

Some JT were working before marriage but packed up along the way.

Have you seen or felt a JT break?
The pain is terrible (nightmarish) the sound breaking sick!
*mutters GOD forbid marathon kinky style tins*

Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja. Home delivery. said...

Stella pictures abeg to make this gist more interesting.
Lol..... Naughty me.

Dubem said...

End time dick

Nmasinachi said...

I'm wondering nau.Lol.