Sunday In House Gists.

LMAO!....Sunday in House gists continues from 6-9..I don laugh taya!

Saturday in house gists also rocked huh?

GIST SIX

ORE GBOYEKE

Good day everybody,this gist happened to me on friday.After school

around 5pm I con say make I stroll go greet my friend,we sit down in

front of their shop dey gist Jejely nai this craze woman come sit down

near us.

I wan run but my friend say if I run she go follow me or throw stone

at me so I cooperate,if we talk she too go talk,small time she say I

be her friend(her name is Gboyeke but not real name).This woman start

to call me ore gboyeke(gboyeke friend)I cooperate whereas if goat pass

she go say ore gboyeke,if fowl pass same thing.

Fiam she stand up,fear sef con dey catch me na she con dey tell me say

make I no fear say make I snap her with my phone,I was like what's all

this,na my friend say make I snap her,she sef don already pose...after

like 2 pix she say she wan see her face,I allowed her.

Later she left telling me she is going for ante-natal cos she is

preggy(for real),she also warn me not to delete her pix which I did

after she left.

Fast forward to Saturday I saw her in another street asking me for her

pix,I had to lie to her that my phone is dead.

My mind no settle again sef cos I heard she act wild sometimes.

Is better read/imagine than experience.

Abeg UNA votes count oooh.

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GIST SEVEN

FIVE NAIRA THIEF

Hello everyone,it's buoyant again....

 this is one of my craziest and most embarrassing moments.this one happen when I dey primary school, i stole 5naira from my mother wallet to school, after our assembly we entered into our classroom, after a few minutes come see ooo, one girl for our class say her 5naira dey miss, she reported to our class teacher

that her 5naira was missing, na me be the only student with 5naira note.

when she see my own money she say na her own, come see wahala. and my

mama shop they close to our school, everybody for class dey accuse me

say i be thief, i tell them say the money na my mama give me, them say

na lie say dem go go my mama shop go confirm, double wahala for me .

On our way going, getting close to my mother's shop, i then accepted

that i stole my classmate money just to avoid my mama putting pepper

into my anal, cuz her money don lost tire.

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GIST EIGHT

THE WICKED HEN

This happened when I was in SS3.then I go to school from my village to the township where my school is located.very early in the morning on my way to school that faithful day,I saw a hen with her chicks hustling for breakfast,I just stamped my feet on the ground and said chaaa! and continued going where I was going.

I just took 6steps and The hen did as if,"wait,na me this small girl did chaaa?she started pursuing me.thank God for the Holy spirit that ministered to me.I just heard,look behind you.As I looked,I saw this hen running after me with all seriousness as if she has seen one breakfast that must not escape.if you see race eeeh,I ran more than usain bolt and as I was running,I was shouting "what did I do now,what did I do now"?

People were laughing at me,I didn't mind them ooh,I said in my mind no be me this hen go use do breakfast .when I got to the bustop,I was panting like someone that escaped death.it was the longest distance i have ever seen hen pursue someone in my life.since that day,anytime am passing where hen and her chicks are,I will just say"please I just want to pass"

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GIST NINE

GIVE ME MY CHANGE

When I was a teenager I used to be very stingy to myself. There was one funny incidence that happened to me....

 there was this guy I meet online so we got talking and decided to meet in a fast food joint. The guy had been asking me out even before we met ourselves, but I didn't give him an answer so when we eventually met he gave me 1k to go and buy what I wanted ...

 when I got to the counter stingy me na, instead of me to buy food wei I go chop belle full I come decide to buy the cheapest tin for counter so that I go get change na so I begin de do survey and pricing by the time I finish I come settle for moi moi wei be N100 so that I go get  N900 change for myself you no boys don't usually ask for their change when them give girl money to buy something for fast food.

 After I finished eating the nigga come de ask me say what of in reply about wetin in ask me instead of me to post am again I come tell am bluntly say am not ready for a relationship the guy now said ok .

The next tin I heard was ''shebi you bought moi moi where is my change''?

 I come do like say I no hear well, I tell the boy say I wan go piss I go toilet go stand wen I don tire I come back come sidon the guy come ask me of in change again the television wei de near us them de show news I come de form seriousness like say I de watch Tv the guy come shout for me say 

''my friend am talking to you stop acting as if you don't know what am talking about  You don't know who you are joking with go to bori Camp and ask of me" .

Na so I tire I come give the guy the change reluctantly, in come march commot for the fast food joint.