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Sunday, January 10, 2016

Trending On Twitter #LifeInUniben.















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  1. Unknown10 January 2016 at 18:34

    Is this supposed to make me laugh or I should just form my own #LifeInUniben when I know I didn't school there?

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    1. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:03

      Not interested jare.

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    2. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 21:43

      LMAO, in Uniport Med sch. You will be told that you can only score an A if you are the DISEASE! I am like so I have to turn to HIV or Cancer first Abeg give me some C there.
      Pharmacology department will now plot a graph /Histogram with 90% of the class at the bottomless pit.
      All med students for uniport na Bornagain nauuuuu, Infact they all see vision. Lmao once they get to year6, dats when they will start showing small small true colour.

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    3. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 21:48

      Hmnnn: only in Uniport they will give you attempted university certificate!
      That one na to block person destiny, I better answer illiterate.

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    4. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 22:37

      UNN, ur a babe and venture into d male hostel.. Eni Njoku, Mbanefo or Alvan, na so so "Tanker" ur name go become.. chai..

      Shout out 2 Galore and Eka Joy. Finally, Eka Joy, I hv decoded u. I wsnt 2 sure but after ds ur Aja Nwachukwu story, I cn totally say I ws right all along.. hehehhehehehehe

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    5. Uberhaute| MUA| Natural Hair Styling | Sales n Services11 January 2016 at 00:14

      Great Uniben...I hail...if you've never taken the night stroll in between artworks in Ekenwan campus...

      Boys be waiting outside chicken coop for girls...
      Fufu and veggies at the back gate...
      Famous Theatre hall never lacks and audience...
      Night rehearsals...
      Moving artworks middle of the night...

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    6. omosoft11 January 2016 at 04:48

      If you finish from uniben, you will understand better. It was so interesting, lifeinuniBenin was so sweet. Toseton food was expensive at that time, so we had to wait for any of our frds toaster to take us there. I never regretted schooling there. Engineering babe for life, great uniben.... Greeeeeaaaaat unibeeeen student.

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    7. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:08

      When u get a call "miss anonymous, ur attention is needed at schl security" u will start thinking of all ur fathers sins.. #lifeinuniben

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  2. RICHBEE10 January 2016 at 18:38

    Bla bla bla

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  3. Eka Joy10 January 2016 at 18:40

    The light own got me remembering my days in aja nwachukwu. Bello and eyoita will be flexing light, aja will be suffering. Worst unn hostel ever.

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    1. Annie10 January 2016 at 21:19

      Lol! Bello n eyo ita rocks.but slessor became d bomb of recent

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    2. Aunty gwegzzz....10 January 2016 at 23:45

      Slessor na ajebor hostel naa...I stayed at hill top(those days of no light there)frm there to Catholic hostel,then oduah lodge at beach junction. Those days mehn...

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    3. Unknown11 January 2016 at 07:09

      If u stayed in ekosodin nd u didn't eat.. Apex rice.. Hotel d backyard.. U missed mhen

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    4. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 07:29

      I was at Bello Hall. The Belloship was out of this world.guys be trooping in and out looking for Babe's to spoil

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    5. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:12

      Eka joy my sister..pls explain to me how to get blog id..include in all ur comments today will acknowledge as soon as I see it. thanks dear

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    6. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 10:17

      I was at Bello Hall. The Belloship was out of this world.guys be trooping in and out looking for Babe's to spoil

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    7. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 10:18

      I was at Bello Hall. The Belloship was out of this world.guys be trooping in and out looking for Babe's to spoil

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    8. Unknown11 January 2016 at 11:23

      Omo see my fellow lioness.Akintola and Akpabio remains d best hostel especially d free movement no gate locking and stubborn girls full there

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  4. my opinion10 January 2016 at 18:41

    Lol

    Didn't attend uniben

    But I can relate

    More like #nigerianfederaluniversities#

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    1. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 21:51

      When everyone is forming serious jacking in Engineering and you're sleepy but too scared to leave and then NEPA seizes power and every one shouts 'thank God'...lol. #lifeinuniben. Great a Uniben!!

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    2. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:31

      Buhahahahha. ...Greatest uniben students

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    3. Unknown11 January 2016 at 07:12

      U go 4 nyt class in faculty..even wide awake dey fit steal ur fone.. Happened 2me twice.. E b lyk jazz

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  5. Eka Joy10 January 2016 at 18:43

    I remember the rats in flats. Went for hols and by the time we came back, rats had destroyed a lot of items in d room, including eating d plastic part of my roomie's iron.

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    1. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 22:39

      Confirm unn babe.I rep isa-kaita 118.

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    2. Aunty gwegzzz....10 January 2016 at 23:48

      Kikikikikikikiki.... Those dilapidated flats..I hope students don't stay there anymore or have they bn renovated? E don tey.

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    3. Eka Joy11 January 2016 at 07:38

      The last time I was there, they were still same oh. But e don tey sha

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    4. Unknown11 January 2016 at 11:24

      Isakaita is dope now,they hv renovated it

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  6. Unknown10 January 2016 at 18:47

    'You on red, what do I mean by lipids '

    Kwakwakwakwa

    'Jackophite, Jackometer'

    So true.

    'I want to confess, i'm a witch ' and the boy started crying.
    I almost choked while laughing.

    Uni experiences... chai!

    Stellz, wey your own na? * side eyes *

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....10 January 2016 at 23:50

      That confession and the crying part got me in stitches.

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    2. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:00

      So u xpect me to laugh over ds dry joke huh white diamond ni

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  7. Unknown10 January 2016 at 18:48

    Funny!!! Coming up wif #lifeinAAU

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    1. BLOGBRITY Souvenirs 0708759214610 January 2016 at 22:05

      Is AAU a state. Federal or private Uni

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 10 January 2016 at 22:24

      Abeg I dey wait. #irepAAU.

      Blogbrity it's a state university

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    3. Uberhaute| MUA| Natural Hair Styling | Sales n Services11 January 2016 at 01:54

      Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma, Edo State, State University

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    4. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:10

      Anywhere they talk abt uniben AAU will want to be noticed. The Inferiority complex is real.. kikikikikiki

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    5. Unknown11 January 2016 at 08:56

      @lafresh wat dept and session? Wer u off campus or hostelite? Lol

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  8. divalicious10 January 2016 at 18:48

    Greatest uniben studennnnnnnt. Aroooo

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    1. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:26

      Great! Greatest gbo gbo!

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    2. Teggie10 January 2016 at 23:18

      Great gba gba... chai! I miss schoool. #crying

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    3. Teggie10 January 2016 at 23:18

      Greatest gba gba... chai! I miss schoool. #crying

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    4. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:32

      Greatest gba gba!

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    5. omosoft11 January 2016 at 04:51

      Greatest gba gba I represent oh

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    6. Unknown11 January 2016 at 07:14

      All dose mumu fresherz.. Wud cum2nyt class wt full makeup on.. Buy mishai, suya, popcorn, eat, sleep nd fart al thru d nyt

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  9. GALORE10 January 2016 at 18:50

    My uncle attended uniben... He told me,he said..once u get to uniben...that there is a wall they will take u to....and they will say...

    You see how all these walls bend?...say Na so anybody wen come uniben dey "bend"

    I fear that school shaa.....the girls there eeh.....hmmmm

    Black bra
    Pink ladies

    @Galore

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    1. Chioma10 January 2016 at 21:18

      So true, my boy friend told me d same thing when I was new. Uniben dey bend person bo be liar

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    2. Princess Scheherazade 10 January 2016 at 21:20

      Lol... They're not walls, they're monuments that represent the budding stages of a flower...

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    3. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:16

      Jst bending dts gud.....uniport dey make person craze. If u leave d skul normal den u didn't pass thru it.

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    4. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:12

      Its not a wall, its some monuments leading out of d gates. Its supposed to stand for ur wisdom and being exposed as ur yrs go by

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  10. SWAG LAFRESH 10 January 2016 at 18:52

    #lifeinuniben that toseton food is the truth mehn.

    If I visit my sister and I no eat am then I no enter 19 street be that

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    1. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:28

      Tosetan and dat woman that sells Oha soup by ekosodin back gate

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    2. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:32

      Choi! Toseton jollof rice, goatmeat & moimoi! Make sense die!
      BDPA white house girls. #gossip centre. Hahaha

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    3. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:38

      See, i still crave toseton food esp her jellof rice and egusi and pounded yam..... flobabe

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    4. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:07

      And ochinon! But they went down hill and toseton became the main place! Men, I loved my years there. 500LT, orthogona, omega.., great Uniben!

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    5. Unknown10 January 2016 at 23:36

      Oh those people finished my allowee mehn

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    6. Unknown11 January 2016 at 00:40

      Toseton Jollof and goat meat , Jesuuuuuu!!!!! Then my friend always bought egusi and pounded yam... Bdpa food then June 12 Osas buka...

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    7. Unknown11 January 2016 at 09:22

      Toseton food is bae

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  11. Paris10 January 2016 at 18:52

    Funny

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  12. Omonigho10 January 2016 at 18:52

    Hahahahaha
    Very funny.
    Not easy being a student.

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  13. Quiksilver10 January 2016 at 18:53

    Okay!

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    1. Unknown11 January 2016 at 11:26

      Make I follow u okay too,Never been to benin in my life

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  14. Princess Scheherazade 10 January 2016 at 18:53

    Proud Uniben Alumnus.

    The name Ariave.... We hear nwi...
    Being the only chick at Eng bonfire... after a while, you sef go forget say you be babe...lol

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  15. Unknown10 January 2016 at 18:54

    Where '2:2' is the new first class,no matter how you study.

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    1. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:32

      As in eeeen.

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    2. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:14

      Thats a lie dear.. anyway it depends on ur faculty, perhaps u r an arts alumni. Dem dey carry 2.2 wella

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  16. Local girl10 January 2016 at 18:54

    That "I wan confess", "missing class to watch your clothes dry" and "toseton jollof" is overtrue lol. Stupid hall 4 boys hahahahaha. Kai I miss that school sha. GREAT UNIBEST!!!

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  17. Unknown10 January 2016 at 18:55

    #LifeInUniben
    where '2:2' is the new first class,no matter how you study.

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    1. SWAG LAFRESH 10 January 2016 at 21:14

      Uniben wey dey dash 1st class anyhow

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    2. Unknown11 January 2016 at 00:41

      Uniben dash first class where ?? How? They will make sure they push you to 2:2 because the lecturers sef make 2:2

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    3. Uberhaute| MUA| Natural Hair Styling | Sales n Services11 January 2016 at 01:56

      LaFresh, na lie ooo...Uniben be akagum for first class

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  18. Miz Emma10 January 2016 at 18:57

    When you hear... My Name is TAFAMA ANDREW. * crying *
    Buying of text book is not compulsory but your name will not enter the book of life.

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    1. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 21:15

      Omg , tafamel show me pepper sha

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    2. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:08

      Lol. My best uniben library graffiti quote...' Help decongest the library, steal a book today'...lol

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    3. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:35

      Buhahahhaha......Tafamel Andrew......u go believe.

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    4. Unknown11 January 2016 at 00:43

      Short evil Tafamel , Infact biz admin lecturers were wicked!!! Exam time Tafamel will be jumping and panting like a wounded lion

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    5. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:15

      Biz admin pple everywhere.. always have dat name in their mouth tafamel.. lwkm

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  19. Unknown10 January 2016 at 18:59

    When any baby arrives with town taxi after the weekend she's a runs girl abi big girl #lifeinunizik

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    1. Unknown11 January 2016 at 07:19

      Weent2 orchard 2read one day.. Saw a guy plucking tangerine 4rm d tree.. Up2 3polybag oo.. Sum1 approached him n said guy awfa na. U wan use am do nyt food.. D guy replied saying.. Ehen i no pay sch fees.. E no follow my sch fees!

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  20. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:00

    When your boyfriend is an anticult your fans in class escalates. ..#lifeinunizik

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    1. Unknown11 January 2016 at 02:00

      Hahahahhahahahaha...omg!!! you garrit.Those stupid anticult boys eh...and most of them were actually cultists o.#lifeinunizik

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    2. Cocoz11 January 2016 at 09:21

      Lmao so true. #LifeinUnizik
      When you don't have to queue up for buses and will always enter the small bus if your boyfriend or chyker is a DOT

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    3. dontJme11 January 2016 at 11:29

      When you are in a bus heading home... and the driver shouts "Aloma right" then someone will respond "ko puo" #lifeinunizik

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    4. dontJme11 January 2016 at 11:30

      When you are just waking up from bed and the next thing you hear by your window is "okpa di oku" #lifeinunizik

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  21. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:02

    Early morning in bus stand you have look for change yourself if not you no ready to go school .....#lifeinunizik

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  22. Goaldyn Boy10 January 2016 at 19:02

    Any day you go to Hall 4 (Boys Hostel) and you don't perceive the smell of burning beans, know that rapture must have taken place! #LifeInUniben.

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  23. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:04

    Who stole the whold plasma TV at Elite hostel. ....#lifeinunizik

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    1. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:41

      U want to force unizik to to trend abi?

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    2. Unknown11 January 2016 at 11:28

      See beef,sandra make ur own to trend na
      Inukwa!

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  24. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:05

    Lmao...I am guilty of the last pic. Toseton goat meat with jellof rice is the truth...but 600box for one plate, nawa

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  25. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:07

    That feeling when it's ifites turn to have light. ...All your babe's will remember they have not ironed their graduation gown where as una still dey 2nd year.....#lifeinunizik

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  26. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:10

    1st year .....Lord I want 1st class.
    2nd year. ... 2. 1 is the minimum.
    3rd year. ....God let me just graduate with my mates.
    4th year. ...God please any how I don't want extra year......lifeinunizik

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  27. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:12

    Another great ife is a counterfeit, must they copy ife? *tongue out* with that their four corner school *kikikikik*

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  28. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:12

    Those days when guys will give you nourisha shawarma as birthday gift .....lifeinunizik

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  29. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:14

    In ekosodin
    Me: Bros, I hail o. Madam I wan buy perfume.(gives seller 1k)
    Strong man: (acknowledges greeting) you no go buy for me?
    Me: sure, of course. Madam bring 2
    Strong man: so you think say I dey smell abi?
    Me: ah! No bros
    Strong man: (interrupts) abi I no get money to buy perfume
    Me: I just wan ....(receives deafening slaps)
    Strong man: oya lost now now....(uses my money to collect indomie and chivita)

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    1. Chioma10 January 2016 at 21:22

      Hahahaha, cult guy aka strong man do you something.

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    2. The General's Wife10 January 2016 at 23:14

      Hahahahaha

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    3. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:07

      General's wife were have been...missed ur comments all d while

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    4. Unknown11 January 2016 at 11:29

      Buhahahahahhaha

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  30. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:15

    Lmao @which work you give us

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  31. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:18

    If you studied chemistry or did chemistry practical and professor JD didn't toast you. Girl you worwor

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    1. Princess Scheherazade 10 January 2016 at 21:23

      Na wa oh. When I did chemistry practicals, JD was still a Dr. oh.
      So upon all the atrocities, that man still made prof? Tufia

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    2. tecki10 January 2016 at 21:59

      Abeg na that chemistry HOD.. that guy na leech.. lolzz

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    3. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:11

      Jideonwu! Dem curse that man with woman sha!

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    4. Unknown11 January 2016 at 08:05

      Na my prof oooooo,make una leave am for me,,,,,,but prof likes kpekus sha.Na so i jam prof for isihor joint where kpekus na 200h.chineke,i miss my uniben and Edema my madam.

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  32. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:20

    That awkward moment when you see the professor/lecturer you gave a bj the previous day leading a thanksgiving in St Albert....chemistry and social sciences students how far

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    1. Jennah10 January 2016 at 21:17

      Are you for real?

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    2. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 21:21

      Hahaha lemme not mention names

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    3. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:43

      Hnmmmmm bj ke?

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    4. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:46

      The way you see that yellow pawpaw Omoye (accounting) in church preaching!!!! Mschewwww useless bunch ,

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    5. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 11:33

      Please dnt tell me u gave that ugly jideonwu a bj. U hv to be very ugly to do such

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  33. Ada Nwanbueze10 January 2016 at 19:24

    Lmao the last one is sooooo true Chia. Gratest gbogbo.

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  34. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:25

    Every 'night class' was a hit. Back back to back. From Ebelebo tree in hall 2 to
    Basement to
    Agric car park to
    Twin Lt...s/o to the girls who lost their virginity in these locations

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  35. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:27

    I lost my virginity to ssq guy.

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  36. Carina Kikelomo Jacob10 January 2016 at 19:27

    Lol
    I also participated... Ehehehehe
    Got retweets
    Funny!

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  37. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:27

    I lost my virginity to ssq guy.

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  38. Goaldyn Boy10 January 2016 at 19:28

    Only in Uniben that after graduation, you meet someone on the way and he be telling you he was your coursemate, but you've never met or seen the person even in your dream!
    Only in Uniben that students survive without returning with a penny for the new semester!
    Only in Uniben that you read very well for an exam and you get an 'E' or 'F' but if you don't read at all, you get an 'A' or 'B'
    LifeInUniben.

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  39. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:29

    Omg!!omg!!dis cracked me up big time!! Jesus..the funniest is going for night classes and sleep all tru only to come back and ur friends will be shouting jackometer!!see fire on top ur head..

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  40. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:31

    When you go to class every other day, nothing happens. The day you decide to miss classes. 5 impromptu tests, compulsory attendance with grouped assignment.

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  41. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:34

    The fear of Mrs otakpor in St Albert is the beginning of wisdom. That woman will embarass you in church, you will convert to islam

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    1. Uriel (Freshdew)10 January 2016 at 21:20

      So true..lolz

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    2. Unknown10 January 2016 at 22:55

      Hmmm. Mrs Otakpor. Who know if she's still there

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    3. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:19

      Aswear, dat woman thinks sleeveless tops are from the devil :/

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  42. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:35

    Thoes security in back gate be using students to shine...everyday,'your I.D card. Don't you know me already?

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  43. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:38

    C.f.i girls be dressing like they are going to club for church service. 100l girls be running to join swag fellowship

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  44. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:38

    2weeks after resumption night class don full#lifeinuniben#

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  45. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:39

    Unibest

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  46. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:40

    Hahaha.. my uniben days. Its flobaby

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  47. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:44

    Hall3 boy...no car, buy you breakfast lunch and dinner....make out under Ebelebo or be in holy relationship. Bdpa or osasogie boyfriend, drives camry 2.4... carry you in front seat, you fuel his car when he is broke forming loyal girlfriend, buy stuff and cook for him...he Fucks you different positions and Fucks your friends too...uniben girls get sense

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    1. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:40

      #lifeinuniben. Days of going to "town" as a happening babe to see ur GRA boyfrnd and coming back to sch in an O2 cab. Days of chopping Mama Ebo pepper rice on airport road n amala joint in Ekosodin😂. Who remembers madam shell?😀😀 Igbo laced rice wey dey put ppl to sleep after eating until dey accused her of "wash put". Menh! June 12 "Blessed" beans n potatoes was off d hook!🙌 or White Chairs in law fried rice or Agric vegetable soup n fufu! I remember my dad at Tosetton for a lunch date d day he stopped by and even him was impressed at d taste....days of living in Bekams, d hostel for "big babes"...Hall 1 boys n aro days😀...curfews in Ekosodin cos dem "fall one bross wey no loyal". Gosh! I had fun memories in sch. Greatest Gbogbo! Greatest Gbagba!🙌🙌🙌🙋

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    2. zamfy11 January 2016 at 07:57

      Hmmmm...mama Ebo pepper rice. still look for means to eat that ehn. Sometimes I go to lekki just because of that.

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    3. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:22

      Guy na food u go chop for benin ooo.. u sabi well well. Did u attend classes at all? I hope ur cgpa wasnt 1.1 sha

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  48. Unknown10 January 2016 at 19:45

    Lmaoooooo @ d last tweet in my case,we pray our lecturer wins o
    Chai i love UNIBEN life die
    Those lecturers in faculty of educatn b forming like they knw it all
    Shout out to prof Ibadin (my proj suprvso)he sabi book die n very proud of it won't forget to remind us abt his law degree,prof Nwadiani,always smart,overbusy,and he head carry plenty book. Barr Mrs Obadan,calm and cool. Dr Mrs Momoh,if she catch u wt chukuli during exams,her mouth go finish for ur body.chaii she yab die. Dr Mrs osagie,her class is always a discussion class. U must be involved spiritually or physically
    Them too many jare I miss uniben

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    1. Unknown10 January 2016 at 21:06

      Wow! Prof Ibadin was my supervisor too, very pompous man.. Mrs Osagie was my course adviser, and guess what you re my namesake too... Lol
      GREAT UNIBEN!!!

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    2. Lady j10 January 2016 at 21:47

      Eheeen @Ehis..babe forget dat ur prof ibadin..him,prof osunde and owie taught us advanced statistics in masters class..babe forget d man nor know anything joor..na to dey form badoo..him sabi

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    3. Unknown10 January 2016 at 23:45

      That guy can form demi god for Africa, Greatest ESAM

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    4. Unknown10 January 2016 at 23:48

      I see Mrs Obadan in church every Sunday very humble and kind woman, St. Patricks Catholic Church Ugbowo

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  49. Uriel (Freshdew)10 January 2016 at 19:50

    That arguing about a lecture theatre buhahaha lolz, I hope they have stopped that shit. Cos I heard they are lots of new lecture theatres now. Greatest Gbogbo...Yes am a proud Unibest...lol. BDPA to be precise. Memories just came flooding in.

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  50. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 19:53

    Yeye school

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  51. Jasmine10 January 2016 at 19:54

    Lol...

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  52. The General's Wife10 January 2016 at 19:55

    Hilarious!
    Made me feel Uniben was more fun Dan NAU.

    #Nowayjoor

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    1. Unknown11 January 2016 at 02:15

      Nwunye G,you're a zikite??? choi,I knew we had to have something in common for me to love you like this..kikiki.

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    2. The General's Wife11 January 2016 at 06:54

      Hehehehe yes Sassy dear, I be Zikite o.plus Pipi Lee.plus Tochini.plus many others.lolz

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    3. Cocoz11 January 2016 at 09:29

      We have Zikites here?

      Hehehehehe....proudly NAU

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    4. dontJme11 January 2016 at 11:40

      You too... nice #teamtempsite

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  53. Unknown10 January 2016 at 20:03

    Hehehehehehe When you live in Ekosodin and come back late and cult boys are sitting in front of your hostel, and u keep walking straight past your hostel with your face facing north. #lifeInUniben . When you are walking home with your friend in Ekosodin and see a group of cultists and suddenly start singing "Jesus I really love your name....." #lifeInUniben When you walk past a "strong man" without greeting him and he calls u back and be like _I too small for you to greet abi. With your face all surprised "bros I dey craze to to reason that kind thing? Goodafternoon sir, na the 10Fs wey I get wey make me dey reason to even kill myself like this."feigns tears" #lifeInUniben Greatest gbo gbo!!!!!

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    1. cinderellla10 January 2016 at 21:35

      Omg! This killed me

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    2. Eka Joy10 January 2016 at 22:43

      Can't stop laughing. Kai

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    3. Unknown10 January 2016 at 22:47

      Lwkmd! Uhunoma hostel for market road Ekosodin

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    4. The General's Wife10 January 2016 at 23:11

      LMAO

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    5. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:42

      Cultist in uniben seems so .....life of students is definitely at risk.....dts not funny but bad. D proper authorities shud do somtin abt it ASAP.

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    6. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:53

      My friend complained once in ekosodin that she's not anybody's gateman , people should stop coming in late and expect her to open for them( passage house her room was ist) hehehrhehrhehrh the slap she chop that day heaven came down , middle of night the cultist slapped fire out of her soul and told her to make sure he never knocks twice after that day.... Worse you can't move out

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    7. Unknown11 January 2016 at 07:06

      Uhonma hostel.. Near Bismarck.. Chai.. Primary sch was dia meeting point!.. How i survive 4 dat market road sef na God

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  54. Vivaciara10 January 2016 at 20:07

    Lol
    That argument about who owns a venue eh! Come see serious prayers esp when someone is tired.

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  55. Lillysimple10 January 2016 at 20:10

    Is blurring, I didn't enjoy it *sadface*

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....11 January 2016 at 00:05

      Click on each picture to enlarge it,then put ur thumb and index finger on it.. gradually spread both fingers apart to zoom further. I am assuming u are using a smart phone shaa.

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  56. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 20:11

    Great Uniben

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  57. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 10 January 2016 at 20:19

    Lol.

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  58. Justyswt10 January 2016 at 20:23

    Lwtmb o.

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  59. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)10 January 2016 at 20:30

    Very funny mehn, I miss uniben no be small. I miss toseton jollof rice

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  60. Chioma10 January 2016 at 20:31

    All I see was Razaq Obe,the guy who caused the 2000/2001 riot. He contested for SUG President and won, but they refused him. See mopol everywhere, with tear gas. Kai, i was new then for my diploma before I got direct entry in 2002.
    If you are a jambbite, just be ready for October Rush #lifeinUniben
    If you never eat Efe bread#LifeinUniben
    If you live in Ekosodin, and you never eat akara mama Chioma #lifeinUniben
    If you live in Ekosodin, you don't know where Hilton's hostel is #lifeinUniben.
    Hilton's hostel ebe ife na-eme.

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    1. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:26

      Old things havr passed away.. u old gaaan! All that no longer exists. We have uniben bread, newton's and some ridiculously expensive hostels now oo

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  61. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 20:31

    Ever corrosive uniben.

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  62. Dark Horse10 January 2016 at 20:32

    Lol.. Life in Nigerian universities tho,, life IJ Unec was fun mehn.. You would here shouts like " I want to ", "Zuwo" and other things I can't remember now

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  63. bad mamma jamma10 January 2016 at 20:39

    LMAO!!! when a UNIBEN guy takes u to blue meadows fast food and starts feeling fly. When life sciences babes compete wt 'faculty' babes in dressing, runz etc

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    1. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:20

      As in ehn,i miss uniben for real

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  64. Anon510 January 2016 at 20:45

    Only in Uniben will SUG impound luxury buses from town and park them in June 12 building until the owner pays heavily #LifeInUniben

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  65. Anon510 January 2016 at 20:48

    In Hall 4, you dare not cook beans and enter the inside or else your pot of beans will disappear only for the clean pot to reappear at your door mouth following morning with a note 📝 inside "Ol'boy you dey cook shege, God bless you" #LifeInUniben

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  66. Ayisire Juliet10 January 2016 at 21:10

    Stellz dere is also #lifeinuniport too

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  67. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.10 January 2016 at 21:27


    LOL.

    #LifeinAAU #LifeinEkpoma.

    Memories...


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  68. Olivia Silk 10 January 2016 at 21:45

    Lmao. I can see my brothers tweet up there! !!

    Buhahahaha.

    Where is my little sis? Come say ya own!

    I want confess. Hahahahahaha

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  69. lolijay10 January 2016 at 21:46

    Choi,I miss my uniben days sha..e for pain me if to say I no go UNIBEN ooo..if you stay ekosodin you no chop apex rice,na wetin you come chop?..blessed beans is tha truth mehn,abeg make we leave trash for lawma.

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  70. oreva10 January 2016 at 22:10

    Only in uniben will you hear "hall 3 boys una dey craze and they will reply hall 2 girls una dey mad". I miss the aro sha.

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    1. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:56

      Hahahahhaahh memories , I swear I'm trolling this post!!!! Hall 3 boys and hall 2 girls , throwing shot put and coming back from night class all the insults, ashewo calling and all... Then there was ice cream stand in front of hall 3 Lord Jesus...

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  71. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 22:19

    Where you will see a RCF banner that says there is no love in love gutter.
    when you'll be passing sciences at night and you see a guy sitting the varenda with a girl resting her head on his laps you'll think they are just gisting but she's actually giving him a bj.
    When hall2 girls go under ebelebo tree to meet their toasters from 8pm till porters want to lock the hostel gate at 12am

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    1. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 00:57

      That ebelebo tree was the truth when porter lock the gate , people started scaling the walls.....

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  72. One trillion10 January 2016 at 22:40

    End time school

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  73. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 22:57

    #OnlyInUNIBEN# U wud have an "E" in Prof Musa's course (faculty of Edu) u go hold dat last line make e nor fall off turn to "F" cos yawa go be ur case.

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  74. Unknown10 January 2016 at 23:32

    Lolzzz lifeinuniben whn hall 1 and hall 2 girls be arguing abt osas or hall 1 rice d sweetest

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  75. Anonymous10 January 2016 at 23:48

    Dat Ariavie is now a prof.dog wey marry fine wife.heard his Wifey is preeety n d dog still dey mess up small small uniben gurls.

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    1. omosoft11 January 2016 at 04:43

      Yes, very pretty and nice, I met her during a child birthday party, came with the husband but when home alone, guess the husband is looking for single mothers/ladies to hang on. I pity that man, he taught me in 200l and during ubith, yes I know him foolish man..... Ariavie is cursed honestly.

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  76. TheSugabelle Port harcourt - Elegant and creative cakes for all occassions11 January 2016 at 07:42

    Uniben my uniben.

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  77. Unknown11 January 2016 at 08:15

    Only in uniben u go get mind go watch match for viewing center off edo street and shout goal when ur team is winning.The slap go just dey land front and back till your people bail u out.love me my uniben
    Education girls no go ever open mouth say am from faculty of education na only department abreviation u go hear

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  78. Anonymous11 January 2016 at 08:30

    All the comments are so funny.. I miss uniben and especially ekosodin where "obtaining" rules. Ekosodin made me familiar with the sounds of Gunshots. Na wa.. heaven help them in dat blood land

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  79. Unknown11 January 2016 at 11:56

    Lol. I love my days in uniben. Ekoaodin ninja to osasogie ninja, to kanu rose and so many other things. Faculty of law, toseeton jollof rice. Lol

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  80. Unknown12 January 2016 at 13:31

    Greatest Uniben so proud of my school

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