Wednesday, 6 January 2016

Wednesday -IHN

First Wednesday in 2016....


AGBAYA!

MEMO TO BV EKA JOY
I have been seeing your very rude comments directed at me,normally i would cuss you out but why cuss a man that is down?Thanks for all the insults 

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Crotchet Hair For Sale+ Free Crotchet Pin
Happy New Year!!!!
We currently have pre twisted hair and Marley Curl hair for crotchet Install. we are also giving out FREE CROTCHET pin to all our customers while stock lasts. (Interested distributors can also contact us)
We can be reached via:
BBM: 5C45C632 
Whatsapp: 081373903685
Email: lajose@teamtodun.com 


Instagram: lajosehairgiftsco












I dont understand.How do they fix them like this?
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MAKE UP NEWS
For those who want to learn  how to makeup .Register for a four weeks online(whatsapp) makeup training for 3000 naira. Trust me you will learn a lot ‎about eyebrow grooming, lashes etc. For more details contact 07038513976(whatsapp only). 
The first 20 people will pay 2500 naira,indicate that you are from SDK. 
Thank you 

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APPRECIATION FOR GIVEAWAY FROM JAYMOORE
Good-Day madam Stellz! 

I received an Alert of #20,000 from Jaymoore yesterday,and to say am grateful  is quite an understatement‎..
May God in his indefinite mercy multiply the source from which this millions came out from‎..

Thank you madam Stellz for this kind gesture!!
Thank you Jaymoore for giving out to me and others!! You will never know The word "LACK" in your life and lines will always fall for you in pleasant places...

‎The feeling of Euphoria at the moment has left me chaotic and i am quite astounded at this kind gesture..

God bless you all!! And to those who wished me well too,God bless! 

Here is small shoki for Members of BVN..just A token please‎..

MTN-8422383135469480
              1548093883455005

GLO-285704952924528
            285704541071866

ETISALAT-585744912481943


@MARTINS ABOY

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AGBAYA CREATIONS BACK WITH SHOKI
Hey Stella,  thanks so much for posting my story on your blog,  the response I got was so overwhelming and from different parts of the world.  I am grateful. 
I have come to show my gratitude to all the BVs who messaged with words of encouragement and those who ordered.  I like to believe 2016 is going to be a good year for us all. 
Here's small Richard card
Mtn : 2708 0080 4365 2022
Airtel : 1060 1503 1530 9237
Etisalat : 80695 30590 20784
Glo :   15605 54516 79844


I will send more in subsequent times. 

I also want to give away three custom gravis for free to 3 BVs, 
Simply send an email to : ebukarokonkwo@gmail.com and I will select the 3 BVs
I am sorry to anyone that was put off by my twitter handle,  I am working on changing it
Again here's some of my work.  They are called gravis,  they are a fun looking caricature of you and are great to use as your BV ID pics amongst other things 
Contact @fuxksalliemae on Twitter for more or send an email to ebukarokonkwo@gmail.com
And Stella I did your ntoor own too.  Hope you like it?







Hehehehhehe i loved the Ntorrr so much...can you do me a side eyes?lol
Why dont you stick with the name AGBAYA? kinda sound unique to what you do.
your choice sha,its just that the name AGBAYA would catch even more attention.



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IN NEED OF GMAT EBOOK
Please a friend of mine is in urgent need of gmat past questions and answers. .if you do have, kindly forward it to giftoboy4u@yahoo.co.uk..may God bless you as u do..Thanks Mrs "side eyes" for this platform



*side eyes
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IN NEED OF MATERNITY CLOTHES
Hi Stella,
compliments of the season.
please am in need of maternity cloths. the good Lord has been faithful to me by blessing me with my miracle which will come this year but we are very rich and I don't want to stress my husband. I just started a job and I discovered that my cloths are too tight. please will be grateful if any mother can help me. am a size 12 but I have added a little so maybe 14 with slightly big behind. please help me sisters. also pray for me that I will carry to term and deliver like the Hebrew woman, I pray for other TTC mamas, God will grant your heart desires this year in Jesus name. (none shall be barren or cast their young.
I can be reached on 07050456371. God bless you all. Stella remain blessed.

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ACCOMMODATION FOR RENT IN ONIKE YABA AXIS OF LAGOS STATE

Please there is a vacant Mini Flat, along Onike Iwaya Road. Interested BVs or any BVN, lol, who knows any one looking for accommodation in that axis should call 08110478988 for details.

DIRECT OCCUPANTS ONLY; NO AGENTS PLEASE!

Thanks Stella and God bless.

Me te tano me ti vi e shoki, wo te tano side eyes. So me be ruru ugbunu me. Owo no owo uwo na ote wa osa ko me, me to vie eshoki ze.

Side eyes at Stella, if you can not read this. decoders oya ooooo


Please can somebody translate the highlighted text for me?Before i go quiet now person go dey cuss my destiny...lol


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VACANCY

Hello Stella (Nwunye kork),

Compliments of the season!

There is a job opening in my place of work so I felt I should bring it to the attention of BVs through your blog. Kindly help to post same. Thank you in advance.

Below is the Job details;

A reputable Real Estate Development Company with offices in Lagos and Abuja seeks to employ a competent individual for the position of ACCOUNTS OFFICER in its Lagos office.
The ideal candidate is expected to meet the below listed requirements;
·      University Degree/HND: Minimum of 2.2 or an Upper Credit in Accounting or any other related discipline from a reputable University/Polytechnic.
·         Must have completed NYSC as at the time of applying.
·         ACA or ACCA is an added advantage.
·         Must not be more than 26 years .
·         Must be computer literate (good in MS-Office) and be able to make use of accounting software.

DIRECT REPORTING: To the Head of Accounts

JOB DESCRIPTION:
·         Prompt receipting of all INFLOWS received and posting same into the system.
·         Maintain accurate record of all obligations owed by the company to vendors, suppliers, RSAs, Government, Banks and other persons with whom the company has a business relationship.
·         Maintaining proper records of amounts owed (Receivables) to the company at any point in time.
·         Prompt processing of approved payments to vendors and other persons and raising of payment vouchers.
·         Petty cash management and accounting.
·         Carrying our regular bank reconciliation to ensure completeness of records and for control purposes.
·         Posting of bank charges and other direct debits in the bank statements into the company’s ledger.
·    Preparation of PAYE, Pension, NHF and other deductibles schedules and remittance to the appropriate person(s) or authority and necessary reconciliation.
·      Raising of Journals and preparation of account schedules on a monthly basis and at year end for Management Account preparation purposes and annual audit exercise.
·         Carrying out any other related functions not specified above.

Send CV to nnoromstan@gmail.com. Closing date is 22/01/2015.


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URGENT VACANCIES
A cake confectionery located at Ikotun needs the services of experienced cake bakers and decorators for immediate employment. Applicants should reside around the Ikotun environ as proximity to place of work is essential. 
Also only serious minded people ready and willing to work should apply. At the last time I posted the vacancy I put in a wrong number and that muddled up the recruitment process. I apologise to all those that tried to apply.

Please interested applicants should call 07015999157 or send a mail to confectioneryikotun@yahoo.com. To schedule an interview date. 

Thanks and God bless you Stella.

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APPRECIATION FOR GIVEAWAY RECEIVED
Good evening, This is to send my appreciation for the blue flat shoes giveaway I got. I met her and she was the nicest person I have meet in a while. Thank you Stella. Please BVs, patronize her lovely shoes you are sure to get your money's worth.

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APPRECIATION TO MADAM DEBBY FROM AUSTRIA
Good evening Stella. Great job you are doing. This is to Say a big
thank you to Madam Debby from Austria.
I applied for her giveaway and though I didnt fit into the
category,she promised to get me something.
Stella I got 5 BEAUTIFUL SHOES from this lovely lady today. Madam
Debby from Australia may you never lack and may God daily fill you
with Joy.
Stella dear thanks for the platform. God shall continually make his
Grace abound towards you.
BV deyemi

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FREELANCE FOTOGRAPHER FOR YOU

My name is Temi..... am a Nigeria based freelance and
dedicated photographer with years of experience in Event,custom and
specialised photography.Competent in capturing unforgettable moments
with high quality images while displaying confidence and
professionalism at all times.Conversant with different types of
photography including Event,Fashion and Lifestyle Photography,In depth
knowledge of working with advanced photography equipment and tools....
Visit my instagram page to view the experiences and creative moments
on it......Also willing to travel... #Sigh.. with all that being
said,all am saying is am just a phone call away when you need a very
good and classic photographer like me for that treasured moment...
Contact me or whatsApp..... +2348137579944, +2347039286289
Instagram-- @Temiblitz
Email--Kaptaintemi@gmail.com

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2 Bedroom House TO Rent AT Ogba Axis
Good day Stella, and to all BVS, please I need a 2 bedroom house rent at ogba, Oke-ira, and‎ college road and environs in lagos preferably direct to the landlord because of money that is not much, here is my number: 08088699317 bbpin: 2b7d139a I and my hubby have Budget of 350 to 400k‎ per annum. 
Thank you

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Introducing 'PAN N FIRE'.
We are 'Pan n fire' and what we do is take care of your confectionery needs. Do you need cakes(different types), snacks:bread n beef burger, scotch egg, minced pie, egg roll, swiss roll, chin-chin, etc, or even small chop? Do stop right there, cos we'll give you what you want coupled with excellent customer .Our office is in the city of Ibadan and the no to call is 08067399371;you can also chat with us on same no. Thank you. 
Attached below are some of our works,thus:










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MAKE UP ARTISTRY
Dont miss out on the on going discount on makeup for all occasions(bridal,birthday.partylook etc) .i do make up for all occasions and I also do jobs in Lagos,abeokuta ibadan and all western states .To get that lovely facebeat call or whatsapp me on 08082590886
Thanks 




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Pink Lips!!!
Happy New Year Stellz of life and my tudaful BVs. We thank Baba God for 2016 and I know it will be a great year for us all.

My brother sells pink lip balm at very affordable  price. pink lip has always been an attraction but many give up because they don't know how or where to get it. Try Poka's Pink Lip balm and get visible results in less than two weeks. delivery all over the nation + Free to Abuja BVs. Place your orders now (08134883465). 





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SHOKI AND PRAYER REQUEST.

Good day Stella, Compliments of the season.

Please, my fellow BVs manage this small shoki and help me with prayers
for God to favour me financially as I seek for loan to start a
business. More bigger shoki and giveaway will flow when I testify,
thanks God bless you all.

MTN: 2738 5472 6505 9705
8975 9475 3001 9596
4253 1859 2833 1787

GLO: 284 766 024 181 270
258 340 582 738 120

ETISALAT: 8180 6743 8823 645



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Appreciation
Good day Stella,I would like you to post this appreciation to the Bv
Ttc that posted about the 5k giveaway.I called her and she sent me the
money immediately.Thank you bv,I am praying for you.You would carry
your baby this 2016.By your next year birthday,you would be
celebrating it with your baby in Jesus name.Thank you and happy
belated birthday.     
 Bv Malv



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PHONE FOR SALE


Sdk happy New year and may God continue to bless this platform. Please I have Tecno phone for sale andIt's only been used for a month and half. The screen's broken and the charger is gone. But the phone is in perfect condition other than that. It's selling for 10k and it's negotiable. Thank you. Contact number:07032507320




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HOLES IN TEETH
Dearest bvs, am an ardent reader of this blog, i have been battling with toothache for a very long time now, I have so far pulled two teeth, and filled one. I have holes on almost 4 teeth, i'm a graduate with no job, please family, all am pleading is money to go fill them or any  dentist in the house who can help me, before it worsen, the pain is unbearable, i can't eat with the left side of my mouth, please help a sister please i have no one to run to, stella I have attached pix for ur eyes only please.
My contact is 07063024642.





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ESTATE SURVEYORS
My name is ESV Akinwale Omotoso Anivs RSV, an ardent reader of your blog and i wish to introduce to you my registered firm of estate surveyors and valuers based in Abuja. we are professionals registered with the Nigerian Institution of Estate Surveyors and Valuers(NIESV) and certified by the Estate Surveyors and Valuers Registration Board of Nigeria(ESVARBON).

 I am sending this email to you to encourage you to invest in landed properties in the FCT. We help to aquire, purchase and manage your properties. You can also visit our facebook page wale omotoso and partners to view list of various properties for sale in Abuja. If you are also looking for a competent Estate Firm to manage your properties, kindly consider Wale Omotoso and Partners as we would handle your properties professionally. Kindly find attached our proposal. You can reach us via 08023006417, waleomotosopartners@gmail.com,
 waleomotosopartners@yahoo.com. I shall be looking forward to a favorable response from your good self. 



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BRAND NEW ASO OKE GIVEAWAY
Dear Stella Dimoko-Korkus,

Compliments of the season to you, may the Lord bless your benevolent heart. I have a new mustard yellow gele and ipele, fila and olive green aso-oke for agbada not sown yet for give away to intending couple who cannot afford this @ the moment and their traditional marriage is on the way. 

The intending couple should be within southwest for easy transfer.  If you are interested please send a text not call oo on 07082017780 . Attached herewith is the picture. 







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FREE LIQUID SOAP TRAINING
Greetings to you Stella dearie.

I make liquid soap for schools, home and as souvenirs for parties in large quantity. I would like to do a free soap training to the first 5 Bvs that will send me a whatsapp message on 07032378915, this will be done monthly for those interested. I stay around egbeda.



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MAKE UP ARTIST IN ABUJA NEEDED ASAP
Hi fellow bvs happy new year to you all. Any make up artist residing in Abuja? 
My traditional wedding is in may. I can be reached at 07013131330.



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Appreciation TO BV MARYANN
Hi Stella
Thanks so much for this platform
I want to say a big thank you from the depth of my heart to bv maryann for the beautiful red shoe i won during her shoe giveaway,that cute size 42 red shoe, thanks a lot dear,this is actually my first win here so it means a lot to me.
Gift



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Ivy Air travels and tour pleads for patronage from members of Bvn.
Admission!
Admission!!
Admission!!!
Admission is on going for those that want to study abroad.
Open for January, May and September of every year.
There will be 2% discount for anyone who comes through Sdk.
We are located @ suite C10, 2nd floor, patsy plaza Jabi, Abuja Nigeria.
You can also call;
08186063689 or 08034642905
Email us @ info@bgeduresources.com
Shoki is coming in comment section.
Sdkers Rocks! 


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COMMON SENSE IS GONE
Good morning Stella Nwanyi Oma and Happy New Year. God continue to bless you for the job you are doing. Kindly share with my fellow BV'S this write up.
I love this piece and had to share.                                        
 An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!
 
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.      It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!!
Regards

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ACCOMMODATION IN IKEJA NEEDED
Good day StellaBoo,

Please I am a new corp member in Lagos State and I’m looking for a house in Ikeja, a self contain to be precise, water  must be running and the light situation should be very good in the area.
My budget is 180k for everything, please it’s urgent because I have to resume office soon.Scammers beware please.
I can be reached on otmendie@gmail.com





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Signing out .....
SDK  the "Ofe Li le" ,Ele-Ojo,Oma-Ojo ,Ada di Ora nma,Ochiri ozuo
hehehehhehehehehe


The Onowu




319 comments:

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Joblesshousewife said...

Wednesday IHN…

Single mum ish…Men of dis generation are running away from responsibility of single lady let alone a single mum???It takes Jesus and a God fearing man !!!

What do I even know self?

S/O to all single mamas in here.. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

*tearbra**tearpant*

Joblesshousewife

mamannuku bagowner A.K.A Jamal lyon babe said...

Ihn welcome
*jumpingupnddown**

BLOGBRITY said...

I won't start 2016 hustling for recharge on IHN. January 2016 recharge card hustle free month😀

Okay nwa Amaka

Sassy merchant I did n later had a change of mind

sassy chick yumyum yummyest said...

Hello

em jay said...


In house news!
Brb.



******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS******

Glorious Child said...

IHN is here. First Wednesday in the year 2016. I can see everything's turning around for my good.

Ade Esther said...

Why do I always rush to ihn to comment sef ? huh? I think to overthrow Jhw *shinesteeth* babe na spirit jare "o yeah" I won't relent .. should I start hustling for *uncle Richard *again? "Oh no* am not good at that, yeah I loose hope after trying it 3days consecutively lastyear*na spirit dey load am and some people send in used cards too*mtcheeeew Smh for such people """ well it's non of my business i'll #leavetrashforlawma #kokanAye

So members of Bvn, here is getting boring! Yeah! #BringTheDramaOn , , let's laugh off some bothering issues in our heart .. God is good

STARRY LARRY said...

First Wednesday IHN in 2016, all glory, honor and adoration belongs to God. God bless all the givers.

Small joke lol
A couple had a quarrel last night..
When it came to bed time, the wife slept on the bed and the man on floor...
The man kept on shaking his man**** saying...
"relax please, can't you see that I quarreled with her".
The wife responded. "Look! its we who quarrelled, not them, bring him over and let him play with his
friend jò...


*Larry was here*

Ugwu Chisom said...

May God bless all the givers,and fill those that doesn't know how to give,with the spirit to give..


**Som Baby**

lastborn said...

Yesssss

Barbara Ero said...

IHN

abril said...

Na wa
All these cards they are sharing.
There's God ooo

Akinola Teniola said...

Ihn has landed, make I go read, I dey come

BLOGBRITY said...

@pan n fire trad cake be looking like CUM

Ade Esther said...

Eh You! Close that mouth abeg.

Omonigho said...

Yipeeeeee
IHN is here again

SUNSHINE said...
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chichi2 said...

Stella afta d babe said pix for ur eyes only..... dint u read dat part? ? Haba wat happened to respecting a posters choice? #kmt

moy dot said...

Happy new year BVNs..but naija is hot sha..#sipsMoetnChandon#

SUNSHINE said...

Stella Kork, I have not received an alert *teary eyed*.
I have sent you over six mails. Sent you one this morning.
BTW, Eka Joy is a lady na.
Man ke?

queenbee said...

Welcome ihn

Stella maris Baby said...

@ Agbaya creation tnx a bunch, I loaded Mtn 400..
Dancing shakiti bobo..
May God bless the works of ur hands.
Let me go back & read..

Jenny Ekwe said...

Pls I want that guy with link lips. Yummy!!!

salt E said...

Agbaya Creation bv's suggested u stick with the name yesterday abeg don't change it.Eka joy, I dunno u but I like u but nne just be calm inugo sometimes we don't always agree with everybody but let's live in peace inugo nne ndo.Happy sunny day y'all this sun can boil beans.

I must grow in Jesus Name Amen said...

So I refreshed page exactly 2o'clock n "fiam" fastest finger have load card finish,na Wa ooo una no dey work





*packaged breast n walks away*

Tohlah said...

IHNs toooo bad. Welcome!

Anonymous said...

Haba stella she said for your eyes only

Anonymous said...

So its day 2 in Benin.... for those that asked yesterday,I went sightseeing in Warri and then came back to Benin!
So I know that Benin is different from Warri! this is my first time travelling outside Lagos so my mentality was that everywhere that is not Lagos na Bush...lol... I'm enjoying Benin sha...
Shout out to all Benin bvs from Kada plaza...#waves and flips here#


Funmi love

Lara Peperenpe said...

Stellooo, wetin you and eka joy dey drag??? This your memo odikwa too harsh, a man that is down kwa??? Endtime agbaya!

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

That teeth though....... for your eyes only abeg.

chichi2 said...

Pan n fire in ibadan dose snacks doesn't look appealing to d eyes at all....based on dis I can't patronize u....is sat d best uve got to showcase?

Dimple queen said...

I dey hail oo

j baby said...

Stella ntoor too. Kikiki


Harmattan don finish moi.

U all that travelled didn't bring anything for us here abi, we would send u guys bk

Our blog is going higher this year. Amen

Misturah said...

Happy new year Bvn's

SMURF said...

Welcome IHN

Anonymous said...

Stella it is wrong to put up used cards, this is a new year

Anonymous said...

So its day 2 in Benin.... for those that asked yesterday,I went sightseeing in Warri and then came back to Benin!
So I know that Benin is different from Warri! this is my first time travelling outside Lagos so my mentality was that everywhere that is not Lagos na Bush...lol... I'm enjoying Benin sha...
Shout out to all Benin bvs from Kada plaza...#waves and flips hair#


Funmi love

Everybody said...

Love this Agbaya creation ooo..
God will lift u upppppppppppp.
Why u nu go get hole for teeth? See ur teeth done kaput Finish.Kpele love.


Golden Ajebor

Lisa Spencer said...

Na wah for JHW oh. How you dey take do am?

Elias Michael said...

In House News done surface again, make una grab a seat.
#emdossupernova

jasmine said...

Stella, I thot u said no memo writing in this new year? Lol

Afolabi Tawakalitu said...

IHN is da bomb

Chinco bee said...

Love the gravis...


Chincobee.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Nnaa, which Kain teeth be that? Jeezz. Sorry babes.

Olori Isis I need ur contact, let me gift you with shoki. Love u die.

My phone is acting up, may be off SDK for a while but before then.....

Kween BEE

IVORY 01 said...

Gravis guy, the works iLove!

Doppelgänger said...

Agbaya creations...nice one.
Stella ignore that thing, why waste your time sending her a memo.

KING said...

Jhw. Well done

SUNSHINE said...

How do you do this?
I opened it 2PM on the dot.

j baby said...

The witches here don't want u to receive the money. Kikiki sorry babe. Keep trying, try her fb, twitter even instergram u would surely get through.

miss Aboki said...

Welcome IHN
That Estate Surveyor up there,
Hope u know u re not supposed to advertise ur business in any media?
Jst saying though...


Ermm Madam Xhirted P, you said you were booed in the year 2007 when u went home for xmas without a child or pregnancy and you re now saying your first child is 8yrs old.
Is it that my brain is too slow or the mathematics is just not adding up???


No be fight ooo
Is ask i ask

POSH Baby said...

Hello.

Stella
toothache lady said for your eyes only. See as you embarrassed her, yama yama teeth.

j baby said...

No tear again e do

Amaka Hundeyin said...

God bless your hustle Ebuka

DOMINA said...

I refreshed by 2pm. All d shoki has been loaded! BVs I dey hail oooh. Fastest fingers in the world

Ade Esther said...

Eka joy wetin happen na... settle any ish you have with stella. no be this kind drama we want... #yinmu

calabar chick said...

Long live Sdk!
God bless your hustle Agbaya!
God bless SDk!

My spirt is down today,
I need a job pls!
Seems my boss isn't ready to pay us what he's owing...
He's even acting as if he's doing us a favour by still keeping us in the company, Mscheew!
It's been 2months now without salary, l am fed up.

j baby said...

Hahaha saw that too.

Welcome bk how ppl at home

GYIFTED.... said...

I wish ebuka will pick me for his gravis giveaway...

Eka joy why are you annoying our blognalist

Jobless house wife...I hope I beat you today(thatz as good as impossible sha)

Uniquely graced said...

Oooh!... Do u av 2snap insyd ur mouth... Prsn dey chop abeg.. U jux ruined my appetite!

Shennel said...

The person isn't cursing your destiny
Lol

Blackberry said...

Pink lip balm dey work at all?

D'Royalty said...

Eka joy, why na? Is Stella your mate?
Stella sorry jare.
Martins Aboy, congrats ooo, someone was saying the other day that you have been winning cash on this blog, is it true? If it is true dash me this one na make I use am buy Laptop. You know say me I never win anything before.

BLOGBRITY said...

B Jackson hunnie I was on sabbatical for a while before village network swept me out completely. But m bak hun

Ade Esther said...

Welcome back... where have you been?

IVORY 01 said...

Stella this is 2016. How about you just ignore cusses directed at you? It takes a lot of strength and will but please try.

j baby said...

Hahahaha my ribs oh

crystal said...

Welcome IHN, Agbaya i love your work.

That teeth sha.
God bless us this new year

chichi2 said...

Lol..

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Eka joy just needs some happiness in her life..
A change of story perhaps.it could be a husband, a child, money.
You know, just something to make her happy and smile everyday..

Those pastries up there are not eye-catching.I could bet it doesn't taste good.pls baker go back to the drawing board.
Or maybe I should blame the poor pic quality?
Anyways, we eat with our eyes first. A good presentation is very important especially when it has to do with edible stuffs.

j baby said...

Hahahaha my spirit re here, before Stella post they have loaded it

yetus said...

IHN News yaf come.

miss Aboki said...

Hahahha. Sdk this ur new found language na die.
Ofe lile means. Big nyatch
Ele Ojo means God's gift
Oma Ojo means God's child
#OkBye

Anonymous said...

Yoruba!

The Observer said...

Honestly ! RIP to common sense

Eka joy vs Stella ? Cos of why na?

Is that a lip bleaching cream? Lol

That mouth tho...such yallow teeth, I'm afraid.

XOXO MYSTERY said...

2016. From glory to glory.

Joblesshousewife, please retire that "tears bra and pant". It was never funny before and it is still not funny now.

Eka Joy is a lady and not a man. What did she do to you?

Jasmine, reduce that hate. Most of your comments are filled with hate. Let love rule your heart.

Qutie, welcome back.

Welcome to 2016, a drama free year. 2016 will be filled with love and corrections. Let us learn to love one another and extend our helping hand to the people in need.

Ivy Travels, is it not Nwamaka's lee boo's company?




XOXO MYSTERY

PRISCABABE said...

just now, 39 comments, people can be fast fingers. first time commenting this year. so many expectations and plans on the pipeline. May God help me.

Waterlilly said...

Yeah, thank God for the improvement in my mum's health. May His name be praised.

BARNY said...

Ihn is here... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETRINA! GOD BLESS YOU

Anonymous said...

I got the etisalat card,thanks Agbaya.Im a registered BVN,I just decide to come under anonymous.

olori said...

That teeth is disgusting *pukes*

GYIFTED.... said...

Common sense is not dead...some of us still make use of it.

Tee Diva Organic Skin care ingredients said...

No more recharge card wahala.


Ihn... One of my 5 favorite post.

Click on my name for your organic skin care ingredients.

chichi2 said...

Stella sebi dis is wat u wanted abi, for d lady with holes in her teeth to get cussed??? Who does dat???.....and of cos it wasn't a mistake @ sdk

BARNY said...

@sunshine, na magic..lol

I must grow in Jesus Name Amen said...

Ihn ibiago,Who get that set of teeth!!! Chimo and u have a boyfriend or husband,,,Jesus see teeth abeg

Lip balm is it only lip balm ur bro sells or body balm too




*packaged breast n walks away*

j baby said...

Lol, enjoy ur sight seeing

j baby said...

Lol, enjoy ur sight seeing

Tonyralph (kiss freak) said...

Vampire teeth!

Bee10 said...

Thanks to all the givers,inhouse to correct.

God bless you stella,Jaymoore God bless you for blessing others.

Anonymous said...

U yamayama voice

Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere said...

that * a man that's down*. Means something else! Stella are you talking abt her level and standard? Bcos that's what you insinuate!

Waterlilly said...

That single mum post is so emotional.
People look down on you when you tell them you are a single mum.

BLOGBRITY said...

B Jackson I was on sabbatical for a while before villa network swept me off completely

Temi said...

God bless all the givers.

TOPSCANNER PRINTERS LTD. Suit 5, 2nd floor, Nobel plaza, opp art and culture (UTC), Area 10, Garki Abuja. said...

God at work!! Bless you all.

Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere said...

This madam Aboki! Nawa ooo

thelma enemuwe said...

thelma enemuwe said...
Ihn is here
Watagwam people?
Any drama?, #sniffing around for drama#

Sweetest love me jeje,I love you right back and a resounding amen to your prayers for me....soonx,we'll pop champagne and celebrate in Jesus name....
Sdk,the onijorgbon of blog ville,I grit ur ofix
Xprited p,can I com learn french from you?...I love the way you writ in French....
Madam adunni the coconut seller, how market?....
*faithful bv enemuwe thelma*

chichi2 said...

Dat*

thelma enemuwe said...

thelma enemuwe said...
Ihn is here
Watagwam people?
Any drama?, #sniffing around for drama#

Sweetest love me jeje,I love you right back and a resounding amen to your prayers for me....soonx,we'll pop champagne and celebrate in Jesus name....
Sdk,the onijorgbon of blog ville,I grit ur ofix
Xprited p,can I com learn french from you?...I love the way you writ in French....
Madam adunni the coconut seller, how market?....
*faithful bv enemuwe thelma*

jolamakeover said...

Choi! Dat teeth picture sha, it is well

Idijuwon omo-Ibadan said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Everybody said...

Coming to join you ooooooooooo


Golden Ajebor

Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere said...

Were u nt one that posted that hello cover video that almost broke down my screen? Nawa ooo

chichi2 said...

Don't mind stella oo!! She jst wanted to embarrass d babe.

lagos babe said...

The 'Emergency good Samaritan' has been called out,lmao!

African Royalty 4Sure said...

Oga Gravis, Pls I love ur handiwork, Pls teach me.
Make me one first, thank you.
God bless d givers here, it's not easy.

stella dimokokorkus said...

DRoyalty how much is this laptop you are looking for sef..i cant stand this your complaint his new year so i am willing to buy it for you if its not as expensive as my Mac Pro...

starjoy said...

First Wednesday ihn don land ooo, God bless all the givers.

BLOGBRITY said...

J baby love so many new ids on d network. Proudly sdker. I brought agbalumo, odara or cherry

Anonymous said...

Abeg someone should give me SDK's number. She didn't reply my mail and this is urgent

Anonymous said...

Abeg someone should give me SDK's number. She didn't reply my mail and this is urgent

Anonymous said...

Jhw we want credit!!!!!
Jhw we want credit!!!!!
Jhw we want credit!!!!!
Jhw we want credit!!!!!
Jhw we want credit!!!!!

NUVI HONEY said...

Translation, i understand Isoko to an extent, " i said if i say i would send Shoki you would say side eyes, so im closing my mouth, the owner of the house would pay me, i would then send shoki' i try?

Loveme Jeje said...

17 minutes past 2 ... 80 comments. Na wa for this blog visitors oooo.

Am sure it is the hustle for recharge cards that is why.

God help that guy with teeth problem. Stella you showed us picture of the teeth. while others you will say for your eyes only. God dey oooo.

congrats to all. once again happy new year.

this year is a year of divine glory to all who will trust in God Almighty and believe in our Lord Jesus Christ AMEN

oluwakemi abosede said...

NICeeeeeeee
Aawesome!
Agbaya on point!
I really want one!
Eka joy ku ise!
Welldone!
Some people are born cussers!
Na wa!

Aya Williams said...

God bless all the givers n make them flourish n prosper in all they lay rheir hands on.Stella u shall be blessed always.

African Royalty 4Sure said...

Holes in d teeth girl, Kpelle,
gravits guy pls don't 4get me.

Loveme Jeje said...

Stella buy the laptop for D'Royalthy. She deserve your santa

Onis said...

God bless SDK. BV and all the givers

Anonymous said...

Tanx for embarrassing me Stella!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Stella, make I translate high lighted text, but you go pay me ooooo

"If I say I go send shoki, you go say side eyes, so make I close my mouth, if the Landlord pays me, I go send shoki"

Oya go back and read, the text, if it makes meaning now. Isoko babe, abeg no fall our hand oooo., loool

Miss Ess said...

Thanks to the givers. Agnaya creation i like your works o

Nwa Amaka said...

God bless the givers and receivers.
God bless me.
Sdkb rocks
Sdkers are the rockers
Stella is the rock
Dh is the rocket

Thanks @ Stella for posting.
Me need some agbaya things.

Where is my gurl lafresh.
Welcome back blogbrity
Kween bee I sight u.
Blessing Jackson pls whatsapp me. My phone had problem.
Omasiri nwayioma kedu?
Am loving some sunshine no homo.
Have Jean top to give out. Size 12/10.

I have something to say about chi exotic but let me leave it for tomorrow cos I am very busy now.
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chichi2 said...

Same tin i said abt d pastry pixs.

BARNY said...

God go bless you with laptop before you know it.. I assure you! I know say God go bless me 2 with laptop.. I believe..

African Royalty 4Sure said...

Miss Aboki, use a calculator,

Blessed Tee said...

Blogbrity a k a Faith Martins you are welcome back.
Nwa Amaka a k a Ivy Air Travels, your advert up there is noted, I will contact you concerning studying in Canada.
Eka Joy, kpeme idem fo. Nsido?
Choi, I don hear Calabar well well now. Which Calabar girl go marry me?

GALORE said...

@BV with holes in her teeth....sorry dear...I can relate...my aunt have been having pains...throughout the festive season...she could not eat anything.. Even as soft as fish oo......


@BV Bose...how are you?...I thought of you today...I hope you are doing good.....stay blessed


@Bv Eka joy....you see your life?.....SMH



Ask @Chizoba d warlord....she was tired....she had to go Anonymous orubebe this days....your own better...you are not using your real naw...but @Chizoba did....she spoilt all her good reputation all over East

Unam ikot



@Galore

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Finally those village witches that doesn't want Droyalty to be great has left her.
Thank you Jesus

Lmao

sheun akinbola said...

Man is a general term for humans.

bawllerday said...

That mouth *crying

www.questionsbuzz.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

You are kwuaropt!

*drops mic*

BARNY said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETRINA.. GOD WILL BLESS YOU AND BLESS YOU AND BLESS YOU! AMEN!

BARNY said...

Hello from the other side

Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere said...

Lmfao...bad mouth

sheun akinbola said...

What's with people and assumptions?

Anonymous said...

Ds irritant, so u are bk? Wn u wr in ur village wr dia ws no ntwrk, we had peace here oo.. now u are bk 2continue bn in our faces!

usani osim said...

IHN yipeeeeeeee.webless God for this sweet day;i'v got to hit d church lerra sef

MR DIGITAL said...

God bless all the givers and receivers. Yesterday's Chronicles were hilarious. Stella well done o. That dude that did the Gravitas comic image is really talented. I need to get mine done.

Glorious Child said...

This is a true case of I will never let you go unless you bless me, finally God has located you. God bless you Stella

BARNY said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETRINA.. GOD WILL BLESS YOU! AMEN

DOMINA said...

Lol 70K ish can get him a brand new pc

One trillion said...

End time Agbaya

Anonymous said...

@ oluseun banjo, I called you out yesterday you did not reply. I said ICAN Exams is May and November respectively, cos you lied that you passed the March diet and will not be able to write september diet. I am not dragging anything with you o but the money that is meant for people that don't have you snatched it indirectly, but let me say something to you, if it is a lie, all your endeavors this 2016 shall be ruined. Allow the less privileged to benefit abeg. But if it is a mistake and you are saying the truth may God help you. Amen.

IVORY 01 said...

Are you OK? So you can't see that someone has loaded it?

Somadina Obi said...

IHN toh Badt

Omasiri said...

Memo don start o, this one is strong sha. The Ntor Agbaya is fine, am sending a mail right away. That hole teeth, please "viewers discretion" should have been attached. Nor try this kain rough play next time. IHN isn't a dentist office. The joke on common sense is so dry and mumuish. See as I nearly weep with shame for you as I dey read am.

Dauda Aliu said...

70k will get him a standard HP of a complete config/spec

Ade Esther said...

Thing * you said?

NUVI HONEY said...

Missbaboki do the mathematics again, she can take in early 2008 and deliver late 2008 and the child would be 8 this year abi?

GALORE said...

And the girl is beautiful



Toothache no be good thing......my aunt is still struggling with hers


Lord relief them in Jesus name



The @BV is beautiful... The teeth just wan wound her faa.


@Posh....happy new year...stay lifted


@Galore

GYIFTED.... said...

Luck found you today@droyalty.

Congrats..

Stella well done

keyjeh loves sdk bvs said...

Lol@ ignore that thing..

Cynthia Iyede said...

I love those Agbaya creations. Nice one bro. God bless your handwork....
Nice one Stella for this gesture of yours, God bless you. Congrats DRoyalty. hehehe
S/o to Lovemejeje, thanks for your prayers. Happy new year.

j baby said...

Hahahaha. Tnx Stella for ur generosity. God bless u

jasmine said...

Amebo

Dauda Aliu said...

Macbooks are the bomb. Can't even get a standard Mac of 200k. HP will be too good for him.

Sue said...

Pan & fire makes great cakes, I have patronized her after meeting her on ds blog, she delivered promptly, was well mannered even though I was under pressure, and she seeks to satisfy her customer, I paid into her account without meeting her to date and now I have a bigger contract for her, the cake she made for me is the one with the breadsticks in the picture.
Wale Omotoso, I checked your fb, your prices sha!
Eka joy!!!! let's respect ourselves oh!!!!

Chummy cho cho said...

Congrat @ Sunshine, I'm happy for you. U gat bad mouth and I like you like that...

Eka Joy! Eka Joy!! Eka Joy!!! How many times did I call you. That was how you were shading Iphie dearie the other day, but as usual she ignored you.. Better grow up!!

Sweet Mother said...

The lady with the teeth. Seems like a case of very poor hygiene.

Rachel said...

Ok..its really a good year cos almost all thru last year,before I get to read IHN comment section don close...Stella I hail u ooo

Eka Joy said...

Stella, so y have u chosen not to post my comment defending myself. Is it cos it became obvious that I never insulted u? Bvs, I only asked her to give us news as there were so many news flying round and we only get d likes of olamide's meme.
If u want to post, post, if not, fashi.

The senseless bvs won't wait to hear my side of d story before jumping the type trash.

Dauda Aliu said...

Yeah. It's her birthday today.
Thanks dude.

IVORY 01 said...

Droyalty oya show o!

Ade Esther said...

Are you the yesterday anonymous miss aboki?

jasmine said...

Hate kwa? Coz I say my mind? Mtchewww!!! Keep taking note

NUVI HONEY said...

You never still get laptop? I think it has to do with the way you made you entrance "deceit" by acting as a guy, now they dont believe you story.this is the longest i have seen someone as for something steadily here

keyjeh loves sdk bvs said...

Posh baby, you sef follow dey cuss person?
Hmmm, na wah!

j baby said...

Rest on her case na, u guys want to tell xp's life better than she tells it.

jasmine said...

Hahahaha, fire for fire. D. Royalty, ur hustle yaff pay off o.

PinKy berRy said...

Yes ooo my sister!!!
This song shall b e permanent in your mouth..


The lady with toothache, I wish u speedy recovery and a help soonest...

calabar chick said...

Finally!
God bless you sdk!
Droyalty Congrats.

ella said...

Ewwwww.....so tired
Beta days ahead

Omasiri said...

Miss aboki or miss malu...won't you borrow brain if you don't have one? You've been throwing shades and the person nor gree answer you...u nor go rest. Is it your booing? Is it your pregnancy? Is it your child? Please go drink some cow milk to accelerate your brain function. Remember to grow up in the process n learn some respect.

D'Royalty said...

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah!YeaaaaaAaaaah! Stella wants to buy a Laptop for me, this year is gonna be a good year for me. Stella you can buy a lesser one or even second hand, I don't mind as long as its working, N50k can buy a second hand Laptop that is still working in Computer Village, Ikeja or even from Bvs here. God bless you plenty. #Dancing Godwin#

White Diamond said...

Really!

I've not noticed any of the insults.

But Eka, why na?
If you have anything against Stellz, you could hash it out in private lah.

Oh well...

Ah Stellz, you dey blog from cave?
No mind me jor,we learn everyday.
Google crotchet braids, so you'll see the beautiful styles you can make with them.
That's what I have right now as a matter of fact.
Though I passed the extensions under my cornrows then braided,as opposed to using pre twisted hair.

You can even do it yourself, if you know how to braid yourself.

You get a strand of hair, open the latch of the hook, latch it, insert under a section of the braid, pull it out and knot.

Sounds complicated, but it's really not.

And it prevents the hairline from reccedng, because it's conrowed underneath.

Whew!

Lol.

#WhiteDiamondOut

NUVI HONEY said...

Finally oooooo, abeg Stella and disregard my comment above pls. I didnt see this comment before typing, it should not look as if i said that on purpose to knock her hustle.

j baby said...

*maybe

Xoxo NotMystery said...

"Flips here" huh?

Omasiri said...

So for your mind Alagbado, Ajegunle, Okokomaiko n co...na township?

D'Royalty said...

Let me go and break my fast, my prayers are already answered.....
Halleluyah!

em jay said...

XOXO booyaa.

em jay said...

Congtatsss @last.

Anonymous said...

I want to yarn a little. I hate it when a girl thinks he owns a single guy cos he's dating you. Believe me the there are many girls who wants to get married to him to, including you! Instead of cursing, upt the game. Every man has a weak side that makes him act like a baby. If u nor fit access that part get the hell out of the relationship make the girl wey sabi enter. You sef dey use your regge spoil another person blues. You never marry am you dey cry cheat and side chicks mtcheew, no be side chick u be before him make you him common girlfriend o not wife. Oniranu. My dear when you're a girlfriend to a guy, you still dey single one day you either pack in out pack out make another girl pack in.

mzjay said...

I tot u were isoko,wat d poster wrote is dat if she says she'll send shoki,u will do side eyes for her,so she'll kip her mouth shut.if the person rents d house n pay her she'll send in d shoki.

Omasiri said...

And she's back. Welcome back. Missed you small.

Xoxo NotMystery said...

Bitter leaf

Anonymous said...

Na now u knw say people cn lie 4ds blog?? U must b a learner. Dnt mind anytyn u read here. Jst pick d reasonable ones and 4get d rest. People live dia imaginary lives on SDK.

Xoxo NotMystery said...

Haha just give her 120k for new hp, thanks on her behalf.

Anonymous said...

As if urs is better, if we decide to check urs nw,we will see all kind of animal.

tracy James said...

*hair....thank me later

shola akorede said...

In house toh lee gaan. God bless all the givers, @ Agbaya I love your work, does that pink lips balm work at all? I bought some last year but didn't give me any result, I tried calling you sef and now cut immediately I remembered, so please sorry it's not a flash, I cut the call after giving it a second taught. Stella maa gbadun may God bless the works of your hand.

fresh roses said...

Droyalty ur village winches have finally been put to shame this year ooo.congrats

lami said...

I don't what eka joy is going through but from most of her comments I think she is bitter and I pray God will see her through.

Anonymous said...

Who be this? She said 2016 is year of memo writing.

Tweet Berry said...

IHN welcome.. #tearbra# like JHW

nwando said...

Aunt Stella, u no do me well last year..... Abeg remember me in ur paradise dis year biko! Happy new year.

Anonymous said...

Get a life. She has hers

Chummy cho cho said...

Finally D'Royalty hustle wan pay!! Thank you Stella oo.. Never say Never!!

BV Qutie how borri na?? And ur babies?? Shey u are the one with a set of twin that was expecting another set?? Hope ur babies are doing good. Congrats

divalicious said...

Very funny

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