A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?.
A student stood up and said 4.
A man passing by overheard the response, He shook his head and said: " Buhari will kill us in this country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff,school fees... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4..
*I actually posted this last night but mistakenly backdated it to morning....
Funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteLol.
ReplyDelete...and miraculously I saw this yesterday also lol.
ReplyDeleteThat 'you fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry' part wrapped the entire humour for me.
Hmm.. Lol
ReplyDeleteEnd time Jokes
ReplyDeleteLOL....Girl:Honey what are u getting for me on vals day
ReplyDeleteGuy: You are too materialistic..It's over
hahah!!!
ReplyDeleteThis val should do and come abeg.
*no condition is permanent*
lol....
ReplyDeleteLol....... this is damn funny. I nearly choked while laughing. People in my office are now wondering what could be this funny.
ReplyDeleteOffice????? In ur dreams
DeleteAnon 17:05 Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa you dey crase
DeleteNumber 1 and 3 got me rolling on the floor.
ReplyDeleteLmao!
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes cupcakes, cheers
no be small o pure water inside futo nah 20naira one sachet while bag 200
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Lol
ReplyDeleteLMAO@ mother a bee.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha,very funny
Saw it yesterday night and there was no comment. Was now wondering if na SDK I dey or somewhere else
ReplyDeleteFunny though
Lmaooooo
DeleteMe too o. I even entered the comment section and was scared I was the only one there. Thinking rapture had taken place and everyone left me behind to be talking to myself by myself. Was like Hellooooo from the other side....wetin happen???
DeleteThe dollar to naira rate is appalling
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I million naira is barley 3000 dollars that I can put into my pocket.
Deep sigh
Dear lord attend to our needs and make a way for us , inspire of the economical crises
hhhhhhaaaaaa, wat a great day.
ReplyDeleteStale
ReplyDeleteThe fb own is cracking me up ceriusly! Lmao
ReplyDeleteYou are indirectly calling my mother a bee. Hahahaha let valantine be over already. I can no longer deal
ReplyDeleteLol.
DeleteAbeg ds val thing is over hyped
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteLol @ you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were suppose to fry....Yeye!
ReplyDeleteLol val val
ReplyDeleteI forgot to laugh.
ReplyDeleteProblems greater than the laugh I suppose????
DeleteBad belle.....
Lol
ReplyDeleteSimple ways BROKE ASS niggas break up
ReplyDeleteLolzzz. Honey and bee
ReplyDeleteBuhari no go kill us,1+1 is now 4. Lol
I told you not to vote for Buhari during the election yet u went ahead abi..it's over
ReplyDeleteI told you to use Ariel but u use omo..it's over
Why did you use mtn to call me after I told you they collected my money, it's over
Lolzzzzx
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteSomebody go just die between the two of us
ReplyDelete2 cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteyou are busy breathing.. lol.. funny something
Hahahahha
ReplyDeleteLmao.
ReplyDeleteBubu e haff suffer.
Plans for Valentine. Paint nails. See a couple of movies. Take myself out. Come back home and hit the sack...lol.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Yes!! Movies!! Have you seen the notebook? Its perfect for vals day.and then cassablanca if you like classics.
DeleteNotebook is a nice movie.
DeleteMine is to go to church, sleep, go for a sendd forth party. Watch movies and more movies.
I've not seen The Notebook, but I've read the book. The ending made me teary eyed though.
DeleteLol. I don't like classics o.
I'm an action, suspense or thriller kind of person.
If they don't chase, shoot or try to kill someone in a movie, I no dey see am...lol.
Dislike drama and comedy too.
I got lots of 2015 action movies yesterday.
Na to stretch legs on Sunday, dey watch them.
La Fresh, exactly. Movies and more movies.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Then we both must love Jason
DeleteStatham @ Whitey. Plus Arnold.And Nicholas Cage and What's d dude that was in Sudden Death?
Have u seen Death Race? OMG
See as my heart I pumping just cos I mentioned d movie.
Aha!
DeleteMy fellow comrade in action movies.
Jason Statham
Nicolas Cage
Dolph Lundgren
Dwanye Johnson
Vin Diesel
Idris Elba
Choi!
Dem plenty o.
Yeah, I've seen Death Race. Two parts. That movie is out of this world maynne.
F& F nko?
Action movies na correct movies jare.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Hahahhahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteChai LWKMD
LMAO @ U boiled the egg u were supposed to fry and fried d one u were supposed to boil.hahaha
And u called me honey indirectly calling my mom a bee.LMAO
And some peeps wil be like dis in real life o.hahahaha
Valentine fever intensifies.
ReplyDeleteBoo stealing on the increase.
Women behaving themselves well.
Men trynna get out of the their binds.
It is well!
Hmmmmm end time 2016 buhari's valentine economic reality
ReplyDeleteLwkmd.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha laugh wan wound me
ReplyDeleteThe valentine break up lines, lol
ReplyDeleteDry. My opinion. No one show spew trash under my comment
ReplyDelete*should
DeleteLol.....indirectly calling my mother a Bee really cracked me up.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
My mother is a bee... Lmaoo....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
i told u to buy me gala but you went ahead to buy me superbite...simple instuction you can not comprehend..it's OVER
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahaha, I really laughed hard, very funny excuses wey no make sense at all. The girl will be like ha baby is not like thattttt! Lol
ReplyDeleteLmao @ am talking to you and you are breathing.na wa
ReplyDeletelol@Everything has gone up
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteLmao.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ am talking n u re breathing...sooso maka valentine? Odikwa egwu!!
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