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Thursday, 10 March 2016

Prophet Charges Towards A Pride Of Lions To Prove God's Power And Almost Loses His Behind...

A ZCC Prophet was nearly killed by a pride of lions in South Africa's Kruger National Park on Saturday after he charged at them to prove the strength of the holy spirit. The lions called his bluff and attacked him, almost killing him.



The man was saved by alert game rangers who shot into the air to disperse the lions.
Prophet Alec Ndiwane who is based in the Pretoria Soshanguve was with fellow church members in the Kruger National Park where they were watching animals.It is believed the prophet went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them was a pride of lions busy eating their impala.

Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believe that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet.

Alec must have then come to his senses as he quickly realised this was not going to end well and made an immediate turn and ran back to safety. But before he could safely reach the confines of the car, one lion had snapped its paws on him thus causing major damage to his toilet sitting tool. Also thanks to the game ranger who was near and fired some shots with his gun to scare the lion away.

So severe was the lion paw injury that Alec had to be rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The man was fearing he would lose his bum but the doctor’s assured him he would still have his left bum intact.

“I do not know what came over me’, Alec confessed, ‘I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth’, Alec added.
He was eventually stitched up and discharged after spending the night in hospital.

culled -Thesoutherndaily. Co. Za


Thats how some people quote the Bible upside down!!!


68 comments:

CHYSUGAR said...

Haaaahahaha.this is fucking hilarious.
Pastor,if you lose ur bum,what testimony will you share with your members??..lmaooooo

Ada-nne said...

Upiantu

Doppelgänger said...

Yeye man. LMAO

Chidera said...

Foolishness

pax dimond said...

May God save us from fake prophets. Hahaha.

pax dimond said...

Hahahaha, father save us all from fake prophets.

crazyhornywife said...

Stupidity at its peak!!! I wish d lion ate 1 of leg off! Yeye dey smell!

Spanish Lantern said...

The lions really called off his bluff. They will never read and understand the bible good enough before the offer to preach.
When Moses divided the sea, the Children of Israel had no where else to go, when David killed the lion it was trying to eat his sheep, the lions did not eat Daniel before evil men wanted to prove GOD wrong etc etc. Our GOD always comes to the rescue when there is no way else to turn. He not ready to be part of the entertainment industry. I hope the pastor has repented coz GOD really showed him mercy this time.

The General's Wife said...

Hahahhahaha
This Comedy would have bn completely sweet if i got to see the "Prophet's" picture.esp his ripped "bum-bum" LMAO

gorgeous baby said...

Interesting story

DeoFavente said...

Lmao. He is deff going to lose loads of church members,am even sure he would loose himself as the pastor after this bum lose. #fakesamson

Nwa Amaka said...

Lol.

KAMARA said...

Lol..naughty pastor!

Adeniji Bisi said...

U neva see anytin,na ur main engine room u for loose.sebi u dey try test God,u don forget bro J told satan when satan asked him to jump down the hill?

U read ur bible every day,am sure but u don't comprehend each chapters n verses u read.

Mc pinky

White Diamond said...

Why was the ranger closeby na?

He would have seen what real dominion is.

That's how most of them keep 'thoughting' and giving fake prophecies upandan.

#WhiteDiamondOut

Blackberry said...

Lol even adeboye won't dare.

Dymond said...

Hehehehe fool, but Stella this gist for sweet well well if to say pictures follow.

James said...

Yeye prophet.

Ghana Babe Yayra said...

Hahahahaha

Tochi Obinna said...

Stella see as I dey laugh like mad woman, this should be in joke section oh, he for wait and command lion to fall down and die.

Gbogbo Bigz Girlz. (GBG) said...

Pictures or adonbelieveit

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Hahahahahahaha. This is so funny.

memmie said...

Yeye prophet. Lmao

jenniferesq micheal said...

Ekpere Daniel ka'one kpe...uncle jebi, gaan do prayer and fasting first

barbie micheals said...

This one does not even know his problem sef

olori western union said...

Hahahaha I can't stop laughing, he won't misquote the word of God or put God to test ever again.

PORTABLE viv the queen of this blog said...

Lmao
Orishirishi

La Bella Farnese said...

Thank God he went alone

Bold King said...

Loads of foolishness

Nk Ivy said...

U can't play God mahn

augusta said...

Hahahahaha,stupid man

La'creamie said...

South African pastors are just not serious with all their foolish wannabe miracles,hahahaha...."I thought the lord want to use me to show his power over animals" what!!! Are u serious...thank your stars that that king of the jungle did not eat u.

Odus said...

And that's how they deceive their members.

Sweetrosy said...

He is lucky to still be alive and testifying with his half bum lol..Men are tempting God all in the name of been his prophet

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

Arrant Nonsense. Hahahahah. I just pity the gullible these pastors will be decieving. I just pity them walahi.

The General's Wife said...

As in eh....never again!
This ish is hilarious!
And he wil lose church members hahahahahahaha
I just wanna see dis pastor's Clownish face LMAO

Aurora said...

May God forgive me,but this post has me in stitches,especially the last part.
Prophet Alec,okwukwe ka nku oburu inwa Chukwu.

lami said...

Stupid man, why put God to test, those lions no fast , they for chop am.

Suxesful Suzex said...

Hahahahhahahhhhahahhhhha fake pastors everywhere. Oh yea of little faith, Lols

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, abeg laugh no gree me to comment!

Bae Bae said...

Hilarious

Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja. Home delivery. said...

"...the lions could not believe that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet."

This part got me LMAO!

Loveme Jeje said...

Why is he afraid of losing his bomb bom. D doctor did not try at all. Yeye prophet of doom

ify onyekwelu said...

Haaahaaahaaahaaa!! TGW, you're a very craaaaaaaaaazy someborri! But truly I really have a good laugh reading this, and the yeye 'Prophet' was even kinda concern to know if the Lions still left a piece of 'his behind' for him! Chaai! End time prophet

Rubylicious said...

Isn't this stupidity?

EA EVENTS AND SERVICES said...

I don laff tire here!
Dis really made my day

Mrs Albert said...

BUhaaaaaaaaa just laughin like an idiot on the train..this ha smade my morning

Miss Ess said...

Why am I laughing out so loud....

SLEEKREEK said...

LMAO. Very funny.

Ye shall not tempt the Lord thy God....Deut6:16a

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Hahahahahaha,this has got to be the funniest piece I've read in a while....jeez!!! Stupid much Pastor?

kike bunmi said...

Same thing happened in university of ibadan the pastor died

kike bunmi said...

Same thing happened in university of ibadan zoo the pastor died

kike bunmi said...

The lions called his bluff not called off

Anonymous said...

See me laughing like a mumu inside bus,this is the height of stupidity. Thank God the man was saved. Lol @ manna from heaven

kemikane said...

I don laugh tire especially @ Manna from Heaven. Some people ehn hope d members don turn back o that's how he will say they should try too

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

hahahaha,TGW idi wicked mehn!!!

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

lmao,@ 'real dominion' hehehehe.No be small thing o.

EA EVENTS AND SERVICES said...

U so on point
Thou shall not tempt d lord ur God
Yeye pastor

Temi said...

lmao

chijay said...

Haha haha haha....this is the most hilarious post on this blog, this thiss Viva de humming bird hands down. Lmao

chijay said...

See prophet scared over losing his bumbum. Hahahahahahahaha I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

doreen amaka said...

I just can't with this. Hahahahhahaha. Is he Daniel? Even Daniel didn't disturb the lions in the den. Lord have mercy.

Eastner said...

You thought but was not told....
very different terms.
Thank God your life was saved,otherwise,u go tell papa God wetin u go find...lol

Starjoy said...

Lol fake pastor everywere

Deluna G said...

Hahahaha buh that picture up there is enough.. Lmao i can imagine if it was the pastor running, mehn that man was in the air.

Anonymous said...

He's lucky God intervened on his issue. Would hv been a different story for him.

Moncoeur behbeh said...

I understand most SA pastors are fake, but what i do not understand is why i keep putting Baldwin in his name.

JSBunny said...

Hahahahaha!!!

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