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Sunday, April 24, 2016
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Hahahahahahaha. No u didnt. Even Sdk English professors still dey gbagaun. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Fab mum i sight u up there.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This is to let u all professors of Sdk blog bear in mind that no body knows it all. Who English language don help self?
Kwakwakwa.
Lool.... I typed jubilating and my phone changed it to jubilation. Either way I'm not perfect. Neither do I proof read and I'm always km a hurry to get back to whatever I'm doing.. π
DeleteLinda Ezeh, go and enrol your big ass into an adult class instead of consoling yourself.
DeleteSomeone obviously proof-read countless times before posting. Kudos.
DeleteQueen mgbeke may all your family members witness sorrow,accidents,heartbreak,deaths,bloodshed this year,may nothing good ever happen to your children,may bad news always come to you and all your family members this year ijn
DeleteAnon 15.29 i am nt queen ooo
Deletehahahahahahahah. Queen and boss don suffer for una hand.. See frustration ooo. Choi
No be today we start to dey see curses naa. Try again.
Anon 15:29, on top blog matter? Na wa o
DeleteNa wa ooo,hw much them dey pay una,
Delete@anon 15:29, you dare to curse another? And you do so in Jesus' name? Perhaps you are too young or inexperienced to understand the weight of what you've done. You have sown a seed. The Bible says you'll reap what you sow. Incidentally, the harvest is always greater than the seed. Repent NOW! Stella, please stop publishing insipid,rabid and hate filled comments like this.
DeleteROTFL
ReplyDeleteWho are u laffing at James?
DeleteQueen mgbeke may all your family members witness sorrow,accidents,heartbreak,deaths,bloodshed this year,may nothing good ever happen to your children,may bad news always come to you and all your family members this year ijn
DeleteBia anonymous 15:28 what is it?
DeleteY all these curses?
Wetin queen do u?
Curses everywhere. Haba. Una no dey play? Hian
DeleteBroda Taju killed meπππ
ReplyDeleteStella Kork why you munch me join, did I follow to gbagaun?
Delete*infantile pouting*
But why?
This comment section gbagun is far reaching please. You people are beginning to use it to intimidate some people. We all know that Sha was an auto correct something. And if you are typing fast you won't know the Sha has changed to shall.. Is Sha an English word??
ReplyDeleteEven chikitos gbagun was an easy mistake. She meant wife and wrote wide. D and F are on the same line on the keypad. So of she was typing fast and mistakenly pressed d so what?? The phone wouldn't know to correct it as wife and wide are both English words.
The one whonwrote well well well, we can see he got the remaining 2 right, auto correct could have slipped on the apostrophe on the first one.
You people should stop the nonsense abeg. It doesn't make sense. If you want to put up real gbagun, make sure it wasn't something that was omitted by mistake or auto correct.
Alot of write terrible English here and you don't get to pick on them. You choose who to trail with your comment.
Abeg park well if u have been following this sunday laugh for long u will know that its just for fun. Dnt take this life so serious biko. Whether auto correct or not. Before any one wants to click publish, they should be able to go thru their write ups well before clicking the publish button. So dnt take it personal.
DeleteMy dear Anon 09:43, you know this.
DeleteLike I said last two weeks, and again today, there's a glaring difference between a typo and a penchant for terrible grammar.
And believe me, these incorrigible offenders know this, but then, they've got to feel good about themselves na, so, let's let them...lol.
#WhiteDiamondOut
My thoughts on most if them too. Though some were actual mistakes.
DeleteSoon people will start doing it intentionally, anything for attention.
Anon9:43 aka Chikito, well done ooooo.
DeleteA gbagaun is a gbagaun whether it is a mistake or not.
So true
Delete.. U saved me from typing all tht!
Your on point. A smart person should be able to tell the difference between a mere typographical error and a gbagun. But some recurrent gbaguns......like those of James nd sexiest mother of this blog(still wondering who/what gave ha dt title) ....are obviously results of plain 'educated-illiteracy'.
DeleteAnon 9:43, U spoke my mind.
DeleteQueen mgbeke may all your family members witness sorrow,accidents,heartbreak,deaths,bloodshed this year,may nothing good ever happen to your children,may bad news always come to you and all your family members this year ijn
DeleteYes, ITA. Quite a number of them were typographic errors.
DeleteThank you-this cut me deep! No room for typos just because you want to laugh? Make una enjoy oh.
DeleteChristabel i sight u there. Haahahahahahahahahahahaa. Who English language don help?
DeleteKwakwakwaKwakwakwa. I will rather be an educated illiterate and be contented, eat what ever i like sleep peacefully at night, travel to any country of my choice than to be a graduate,speak all the grammar in the world and be begging for commone recharge card, used clothes for office hahahaha, begging for baby clothes, begging for this and that,even make up kit, a graduate begging choi
hahahaha, begging for unnecessary things.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I am SMOTB!!!
christabel darling deal with it. I am going no where.
Brb
You said all.I wanted to say. Thank you jare...
DeleteAll this their oversabi is taking the fun out of Laughs..
This is how yhey spoil a good thing...mschetwwwww
I agree o. Some are simply typo errors. It'll be over flogged soonest. Trust me
DeleteSexiest...... You're indirectly mocking those that beg here.
DeleteTake a chill pill. All fingers are not equal.
@The sexiest mother of this blog,i love the way you react to nasty comments. You must be a mature and intelligent babe. Moreso,a good Christian. Keep it up,sis. Have fun. Life is ofu n'bia biko.
Delete@james,u are realling rulin ur world with all dis ur gun shot.anyway,its not new to me cuz since 1900 u don dey get brain imfrastructure.work on that bro.
ReplyDeleteSDK is d best
Muah
Mc pinky
Recalling ruling? Tf?
DeleteAdeniji abeg conform to Yoruba language. Oyibo adiro gi nma na onu chaa!
DeleteBrain imfrastructure? You guys are related?
DeleteGbagaun detector.
Really
DeleteAdeniji,u just earned yourself a spot on next week's Sunday Laughs
DeleteHahahahahaahhahahaha
Really.....
DeleteInfrastructure.....
Pot. Kettle.
DeleteOde. "Realling"??
DeleteLol, I really enjoyed it.
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Queen mgbeke may all your family members witness sorrow,accidents,heartbreak,deaths,bloodshed this year,may nothing good ever happen to your children,may bad news always come to you and all your family members this year ijn
Delete@Anon 15:29. Biko nne/nna,its okay biko. Whatever beef you have with Queen enough of the curses. Bitterness never makes us better,hon. It is well.Let go and let God please
Delete'You can't be jubilation' π, my belle o ojigbijigbi.
ReplyDeleteAbout to click publish* hollup hollup gets glasses to be sure I didn't make any mistake. Ehen no mistake, kitakibia. Ngwanu
πππ please I never have the time to proof read and my phone auto correct is something. You type jubilating and space the next word only for it to change. Not an excuse Sha but ππ
DeleteFab Mum stop lying. You are a housewife aren't you. Busy my foot
DeleteHahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI am not going to church today. I feel so "strong" from the trip of yesterday. How ya all doing
darlings.
848 comment 2016
Good dear.
DeleteNne You are strong.
#WarmHugs
Hiya, said a prayer for you after I read today's testimony.
Delete☺
LWKMD
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteStella I no even smile talk less of laugh
ReplyDeleteLoool
ReplyDeleteNot at all hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLaughs must continue...
ReplyDeleteFew or not.
Consistency matters.
Hapi Sunday guys, pls stella how can i reach u, I have some funny pictures, dat I can sharing wit u to add up wit our Saturday nd Sunday laugh, is getting smaller by de day. Thanks for de good work u are doing.
ReplyDeleteYou can sharing kwa?
DeleteGbagaun detector.
Your comment is one of the funny pictures I guess?
DeleteThis ur comment has qualified for week gbagun laugh. Thanks for contributing. Lol
DeleteStella,u know want make James dey comment again abi?there is God oooo and is watching u..lol
ReplyDelete'Is' watching bawo
DeleteGbagaun detector.
Stella ofe akpu meand Palm kennel soup. It's popularly eaten in the east esp Anambra. Akpu means fufu and Palm kennel based on how you pronounce it. So the hole is on you Stella.
ReplyDeleteU go soon feature for laughs with this hole u put on Stella.
DeleteMeand? The hole is on Stella? Bullet hole or vagina hole?
DeleteGbagaun detector.
How can Aku and Akpu be the same? The joke you mean?
DeleteI dont think Stella is the one munching and editing the shots though.
It's ofe akwu(palmnut soup)and not ofe akpu. Some people call it banga soup...thank me laterππ
DeleteShe meant ofe akwu
DeleteLol... Na Stella Munch am? Guess the bigger joke is on u
DeleteLol... Na Stella Munch am? Guess the bigger joke is on u
DeleteOlodo, they r not d same. The palm kernel soup is Ofe Akwu and not Akpu.Akpu is fufu.Teacher teaching nonsense.
DeleteOfe akwu. Stop saying rubbish.
DeleteHuh?
DeleteJoke, you mean.
Does 'ofe akpu' make any sense to you now?
It was obviously a mistake. She meant to write, 'akwu', which is palm kernel(it's not spelt nor pronounced any other way.) No where did she say whether she was eating it with fufu or rice, so why are you talking about fufu?
Btw, it's BVs that send in the munched comments,not Stellz.
#WhiteDiamondOut
What's this one saying? Teacher Chike,it is 'Ofe akwu' not 'Ofe akpu'.
DeleteI meant Joke*
ReplyDeleteOk!
DeleteU did north west my time... Off to church now!
ReplyDeletePlease someone translate that Yoruba joke, I didn't get it
ReplyDeleteAsk google
DeleteI didn't bother reading it self
DeleteJust the way people won't bother buying your coconut oil. Tribalistic coconut seller. Nne I can't buy from you cos if you know I'm not Igbo, you'll mix groundnut oil.
DeleteLWKMD...Stella, u Wested my time North. Ebalasting Love,,,, but I fink those with the 'Gbagauns' did so deliberately, especially James. Besides some could be as a result of typing error.
ReplyDeleteOne thing I've notices that could make someone popular on this blog is to knowingly counter the topic, when others are going North, u head West instead, believe me if that is done like 3times, you'll be popular. I did it with the Kardashian car gift of a thing, although in anony. I had fun that day sha...
I 'notices' your gbagaun my dear.
DeleteGbagaun detector
Imagine that! In fact, android keyboard is the worst, always assuming things and doing the unwanted.
DeleteThanks for spotting this @Gbagaun detector, I'll be more careful next time.
The gbagauns were wasting my time abeg. It takes the fun out of d actual jokes.
ReplyDeleteBitter sad eka, something dey ever make u happy for this world?
DeleteGbam! True talk... it's becoming annoying really.
DeleteHahaha haha,
ReplyDeletewhat wearing pants to bed does to your private part
Incomplete laff without portable gbagaun
ReplyDeleteYou've started again this girl. Did you not read up there where Xhlrted P begged you to stop this thing as it is Sunday. What is your own with that Portable Viv?
DeleteHahahaha oya take my laff join your own make e complete.
DeleteLOL. But how do ladies realistically, except a man to pull out when he is about to pour?
ReplyDeleteIt is only a useless man dat will do dat nonsense.
In fact. The deeper u pour ,the better.
Thou shall be a permanent feature on the Saturday laughs 'Except' you get a dictionary James bond
DeleteGbagaun detector.
Hahahaha...My brother onye isi nkuka! Don't worry, you'll soon turn to father Abraham
DeleteSweetie, its expect, not except.
DeleteThe one about pulling out cracked me up. Funny laughs ( when commenting on this blog abeg cross check ur spellings b4 u appear on next weekends laughs o) the people here no get chill at all
ReplyDeleteYour lesson teacher is here & What is photosynthesis killed me.
ReplyDeleteLmaooooooo..... that yoruba version got me laughing seriously
ReplyDeleteNo, you didn't waste my time! Thanks for us laugh whole heartedly!
ReplyDeleteUncommentable gbagaun!
DeleteGbagaun detector!
Lol, No.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha @ watching movie with ur day nd smiling wen a sex scene was shown. I can so relate. What is photosynthesis
ReplyDeleteYou Netflix and chill with your 'day'? Awesome stuff.
DeleteGbagaun detector.
Not too funny sha, but u try
ReplyDeleteStella biko consider starting lectures on this blog esp on spelling and use of English.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't necessarily have to be Stella u know, u can join the professors on this blog and start teaching them okay.
DeleteFor you or for who?
DeleteUna no go school?
Lmao
ReplyDeleteKikiki not too hilarious sha but berra than yesterday's.
ReplyDeleteL
ReplyDeleteO
L.
Am I the only one who thinks munching the chats of BVs for laughs is becoming boring? Please, let's get back to actually funny 'laughs', it's the major reason I come here. Haba!
ReplyDeleteYou're not the only one.
DeleteSome are obviously typographical errors or autocorrect and not really funny.
Even the real errors no funny joor.
Exactly
DeleteI thought I was the only one that don't enjoy them. I just scroll pass
DeleteStella no get "laughs" again na
DeleteAnon11:31,yes u are d only one ooooh
DeleteAm with you on that.
DeleteToo too boring
DeleteI completely agree with you.
DeleteFab Mum writes so well and intelligently too, so whatever is up there is a typographical error.
I am not asslicking anybody just saying the plain truth.
I concur
DeleteLol!! You didn't waste my time.
ReplyDeleteI Remember that particular day, when he kept staring at me at the supermarket in Ikeja, Lagos. He was on a blue jeans and a red with white stripe polo, I didn't bother finding out what he was wearing on his foot cause I was busy buying stuffs I needed for school. I couldn't help but notice how handsome, tall, dark he was and seriously he is a kind of guy you could quickly fall for because of his looks, but I wasn't interested I had.....
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miimi's diary
My time wasn't wasted today.All those calling Sassy fire can y'all go f**k yourselves?
ReplyDeleteHey! Babe calm down,don't get it twisted, we're here for the fun and nothing much.Ina agba speed! Bia aunty Stella,so i shouldn't express my self freely maka egwu Munch okwa ya??? You will never succeed in spoiling the fun i came here to have! Osie ike ntapiaba ya na Igbo! Who English epp???
DeleteAnd she kips using gbagun to justify her previous gbaguns! Na wah for u o! Come learn for free...no dey form 'tush baby'! Mstcheeeew!
Delete*Ghanaman signing out*
Emmanuel isn't it better to go for your umunne meeting instead of coming here to fool yourself. Are your neighbours illiterates? Can't you beg one of them to help you type in English??
DeleteHahahaha....Anonymous Onwuro ife nile zuru na afia ka iga ama! Just ignore my comments, move to the one you understands. Okey? Inquisitive monkey!
DeleteDo you know the meaning of inquisitive? Unfortunately I can't move to the one I *understands*. No be only *okey*, na rat. Bush monkey. Dirty 'mgbeke'. Abeg 1.6M sexiest dash her soap make she take bath.
DeleteMove to the one you understands?
Delete#faints#
Lol @ what is photosynthesis?
ReplyDeleteStill Laughing
#PeterObiForPresident2019
Lol,the groundnut one, so me. I get irritated by small noises.
ReplyDeleteHehehe @ spell spelling. I'm sure the person meant, spell 'spelling'.
Yeah, the 'we'll', was a typo.
There's a difference between typos and chronic 'gbagauns'...lol.
People with 'construction of grammar handicap', be busy consoling themselves.
Not too late to learn how to spell and string words together o.
Lwkmd @....from Uromi. Where is that?
'Where is photosynthesis? '. So true.
In my case, it was, 'go get me a cup of water ' or some other unnecessary thing.
* smh *
#WhiteDiamondOut
That 'we'll' could be autocorrect. My phone brings that up anytime I type 'well'.
DeleteUromi's in Edo state, the esan (ishan) people.
Please can we go back to real laughs, this gbagaun matter is truly boring now
Uromi is a town in edo state.
DeleteWhere is photosynthesis? Right there in your gbagaun.
DeleteGbagaun detector.
Thanks, LaFresh dear.
Delete#WhiteDiamondOut
Yeah, Anon 12:27. Same thing I'm saying. It is, not even 'could be', because my phone does it too. Typo, simple.
DeleteThanks for the Uromi info, too.
Lmao. I don't have a problem with the gbagauns. :D
#WhiteDiamondOut
White Diamond, don't stress, we know the real gbagaun culprits, you can never be among them.I will compile a list soon.
DeleteNope u dint!
ReplyDeleteBuahahahahahahahaha
DeleteAnonymous on my case.
That lesson teacher is around meme is so true.. spoils my mood like crazy especially when you're happily playing.
ReplyDeleteNoo you did not..
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahah.. this laugh fit cure migraine
Lol.
ReplyDeleteNice one
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteYou can't even watch a movie in peace with my dad. Because he will just come up with something like "have you don't your chores?" have you finished your assignment?? What was your score in maths test?? Now this questions are coming up when the movie is about to be lit.. When you try to laugh too much he will say bring your score book let me see how you well you did last test..
ReplyDeleteOthers weren't so funny. The pull out joke is funny πππ. Women should never have that as their only back up plan for child spacing ππ
Bam...Stella ooooo cm n read ds
DeleteI laughed
ReplyDeleteNa you dint.It was indeed fun.
ReplyDeleteThe lesson teacher and photosynthesis got me lol.
ReplyDeleteLet's leave out BV's Gbagaun. English is not our mother tongue even though it's not an excuse for murdering it.
Happy Sunday everyone.
Ms Bloches abi na Bolches, you see ya life?
ReplyDeleteThere is no week that ur name does not appear on Laughs, now let's see who will go mute or switch to anon mode on this blog. Ewa ikot!
How does that to change the fact that everyone knows you are a very sly,rude fellow.
DeleteJames abeg return back to nursery school, start from ABC, then move to past and present tense. This ur English worwor, e tie scarf cum wear head gear join. Kikikikikikiki one love
ReplyDeleteBeds & Roses, there is nothing like return back to.
DeleteIt is either return to or go back to.
U are welcome.
Lol @Lord Krishna... my dear, abeg help me ask them. meanwhile, some of those stuff ain't gbagun joor... the "spelling" should have had some punctuation marks like "" to show it was not part of the sentence. the writer was saying someone could not spell "spelling" but spelt it as "spending" something like that...
ReplyDeleteJames... Easy abeg, better stick to pidgin, it would be better.
Why munchkin? Stella but why?
ReplyDeleteU no way make I commend again?
Commend? Stella ooooo
Deleteπππππππ. Lmao.
ReplyDeleteMy laughter abruptly ended when I realised I my comment made it to the "Sunday Laughs". That was below the belt because it was obviously a typo error. come on people-no one is above mistakes. Sometimes errors are spotted even in Stella's headlines-does that make it funny automatically? Anyway for those that experienced a cheap laugh hope u enjoyed it while it lasted. I'm outta here.
ReplyDeleteOya sorry no vex.
DeleteDon't mind them, that's how they use to do.
Sorry koπ
Kikikikikiki I like d sound of my laughter!
ReplyDeleteStella take it easy on bvs gbagaun.
ReplyDeleteπππ
ReplyDeleteHaaaa kiikiiii
ReplyDeleteKikΔ·iii
ReplyDeleteAm just reading this...adon laff tire for here o... @the first meme and the other one about your dad asking you what is photosynthesis?... stella u wont kee me o
ReplyDelete