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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Saturday Short Laughs!

Nigerians can turn any situation into a meme........



























56 comments:

  1. Hehehehhehe @zenith Bank

    Owerri to Calvary

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    1. Hello guys, I'm sorry... I dropped my phone earlier today and the screen cracked badly, so I can't even see clearly. Is this SDK?

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    2. the last one is got mi,lols

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    3. Kai, thaat zenith bank meme sha... We play too much

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    4. It's dis how useless you are? Imagine the dp here you are using

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    5. @anon 11:11 that's a drawing I admire. Cow

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    6. Stella Pls stop posting this idiot ideato comment with that dp.its X-rated and it's wrong for a blog. Dirty razz ashawo ideato.

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    7. This is your church chat group 9:15

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  2. Not my man. Any child is a child. Doesn't discriminate

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    1. The latest story on Zenith bank drama on Ekitigate
      The man Kneeling down in the picture below is Bunmi Falana, a.k.a Bumshaka. Bumshaka is one of the Ayo Fayose's boys together with Goke Olatunji [G.O.K] Fayose's P.A in the past. Goke and Bunmi were together with Ayo Fayose during the 2003 Governorship struggle against Otunba Niyi Adebayo the then incumbent Governor.
      When Fayose emerged as the Executive Governor of the State, he appointed Goke as Personal Assistant, while Bunmi [Bumshaka] was said to inform Fayose that he preferred a career job, hence he was fixed with Zenith Bank via the capacity of Ayo Fayose, and for his banking purposes.
      He was brought in to handle all his banking transactions till 2006 when Mr. Fayose was chased out of Ekiti State Government House following his impeachment. After this regrettable rein of Mr. Fayose in 2006, Bunmi Falana [Bumshaka] was transferred by Zenith Bank to Ogun State until 2014 when he was expectedly transferred back to Ekiti at the commencement of the June 21, 2014 Governorship Election Campaigns in the State as requested by Gov. Fayose.
      This transfer request and the promotion of Bunmi as the Branch Manager are part of the conditions Gov. Fayose gave Zenith Bank before he could have confidence in any transaction with the Bank. About the ongoing drama titled, Ayo Fayose's Election fund by Zenith Bank; Fayose strongly felt disappointed in his boy [Bumshaka] in which the said boy realize and thereby resolved to beg his boss who by his chances rise to his present status in the Banking job.
      To the notice of the General Public, Bunmi Falana a.k.a Bumshaka begs Gov. Fayose within his individual capacity, and NOT on behalf of the Zenith Bank. The way Bunmi Falana dramatised, by kneeling down to beg Gov. Fayose in the presence of the Zenith Bank Executives was strange, but left with no choice than to be short of words.
      Let's remain tuned as event unfolds

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    1. Dunno, but I know a man called Hillary, right here in Lagos

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    2. Hilary is a unisex name. Most of the people bearing the name "Hilary" that I know are men.

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    3. Men bears Hillary naaaaa
      The name is masculine sef

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  4. Hahaha, that's a very graphic picture of what to do with your opinion.

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  5. Hahahahhahaha @ Igbo Boys when the scan says it's a boy. So true! Well at least for me. Especially after having two girls. My wish was always his command more than ever.Hahahha

    The footwear of us Aunty Hahaahhaha

    Ouch @ when u are arguing with ur Girl's boo and she disses you like that. Kai!

    Hahahahhahaha far pic of the girl kneeling and begging cos she burnt stew cracks me up all the time. Like she burnt tomatoes?? Tomatoes???
    Wow! She has no fear at all at all!

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    1. Thats a little bit messed up. I am not sure why Igbo men dont value women

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  6. Abeg churches should put their songs and project it. I can't laugh. I know of a mistake I made when I did not know the lyrics

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  7. Short and funny all.

    Scan...and when it reads 2 boys. Eligwe! What you ask is what you get. Hahaha. Love me my Igbo guys, nothing like a wifey. It is honourable nwanne.

    Cucumber...I wonder why wasting time, you 2 go take the back seat at the Shopping mall and get the ride bouncing. Kikiki

    Slippers...for sure, once you see it know that Aunty-Sister has arrived from wherever, open the door and step into the sitting room and a mini travel bag is what greets you first. Hahaha
    Family is everything biko.

    Zenith Bank drama...no comment. Let the real drama unfold before I comment.

    Thanks Stella Kork...all good.

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    1. Then you will now start your lies.

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    2. Anon 11:35 please help us with the lies, list them abi you are the intimidated one?

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    3. Anony 11:35...hahaha. Lies? You know some of those lies can be sweet eeh like I come and be posing that my hubby pays me monthly allowance while I sit at home all day and bath our kids and feed them ALL BY MYSELF right? Kikikiki.
      The passcode here is Hustle woman. HUSTLE. Even Nurses and Women that hawk bathe and feed their babies while supporting their family. People like *we* pay for Child Minders while we go earn the DIGITS.

      Sit on the net and be typing trash, the Gwongworo(911 Lorry) that carried your ngwongwo(load and baggage) from Lagos to PH when Mr Rich could no longer meet up is coming to carry it down to the rusty downtown villa. Anwuru anwu Mrs.

      Swallow some liver and type with your ID let me show you how shit goes down. It is called Akuko Nwunyedi. Are you ready yet? Ohooooo

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    4. XP keep shading d General's wife u hia

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    5. But u know hw to come online under anony to hype urself

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    6. ΠAnonymouss 04:16 you were the same person on that Breakfast post don't deny please. I posted this reply don't know if it came through. Let them be they know how it started and will stop it how they want to.
      To think you couldn't sleep at 4 am to be awake and posting 2 comments at once is somehow. By the time you know XP close enough you will know she doesn't come online under anonymous to hype herself, she is not a young person like most of you and I don't know any trophy they win on this forum.

      ΠAnonymous 04:28 Mr if you don't know what their problem is you keep your mouth shut tight and watch, calling Xp name all over the posts won't solve anything I read many posts and I know what she was saying in the Saturday post.
      Read this post to the end
      http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/06/men-it-is-what-it-is.html?m=1

      I believe you will then from there understand what Xp was talking about. There are certain things an adult shouldn't do, Tgw was only advised on how to better her life, so i learnt because i had to find out what happened and she informed her clique and all of them started coming under XP's comment calling her prostitute and liar and jobless
      Some women don't know how to harbor insults they fight back. Let them be they will get over it.

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    7. N besides av read d post u kip putting da link. Wats in it worthy of mention?. So XP u r d one who was insulting her under anony as usual. Cos u just said u were advising Gwife. Liar liar

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    8. Hw is it ur fucking biz when any1 chooses to comment? Kip checking d time lik u knw whr I'm commenting from. U want us to knw hw old u r buh u won't respect urself. Hype urself on mumu XP

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  8. I can relate with the bata shoes. That is funny

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  9. This Zenith bank Meme though, it's mr Bunmi I feel for,his Godfather(Fayose) don put am for one chance. I pray he recovers from this humiliation.

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  10. The last picture, no be only igbos now oo, Yoruba own worst now

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  11. So funny! Thank you Stella D!

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  12. Lmao,
    email email email email her

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  13. lols,Mrs Stella u don't like posting my comments,why?

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  14. Lol......"how long before i can get a hair cut" (finally)your house....lmao.

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  15. Hahahahahaha! 19 warriors, 8 in battle!!!


    Lol

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  16. Hahahaha.... Nigerians wee nor kee somebori

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  17. Jeho email her
    Lmao

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  18. Its short but very funny today. Funniest is the barbershop joke

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  19. Its short but very funny today. Funniest is the barbershop joke, hes definitely banging d barbers wife haha

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  20. The Igbo boys joke is funny. No wonder they don't respect women!

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  21. Kai Igbo boys are so crazy, especially those who dint go to school. Come see them drinking beer like water celebrating and jubilating the birth of a baby boy.

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