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LOL
ReplyDeleteLol
Delete@Galore
My Worst first date I was purging. Drank slimming tea the night before. Throughout when I was home my tommy didn't rumble o, it was when we had entered road. Started sweating like a goat about to be killed, we finally got to our destination, water front in lekki, started asking people where I could shit, finally found a place but no tissue and no water. He had to go look for water and tissue for me to flush, I could wait so I was already downloading before he came. Had to open the door to collect them, came out finally and he said my shit smelled really bad and we just laughed over it. We are still friends till today
DeleteThat day we went to browns cafe and restaurant.. I was putting on 'office material' trousers and a top. The trousers was skintight and has a 'bell' ending. I tucked in with a small top so that my figure would really come out. So, the guy came with a cab to pick me up..
DeleteThe both of us Sat at the back, while the cab man was in front. Eventually, we got to the restaurant we sat down and ordered for our food which was brought to us. While we were eating, I mistakenly poured drink on myself so I asked to go to the restroom to clean up. When I was heading to the restroom, I observed that people were staring at me and I felt embarrassed because I had poured drink on myself. I managed to get to the toilet and I used water with handkerchief to try to wash off the drink stain- luckily, I was wearing black trousers. While I was going back, I noticed they were still staring at me and I decided within me that it's because of what had happened so I tried to shake the feeling of embarrassment off.
I got to my seat and I saw my date was also embarrassed for me. I quickly muttered words of apology. But he shook his head and told me that wasn't the problem. He beckoned that I came closer and he told me in these exact words "the seam on your trouser is torn" Omg! I stylishly used my hand to check where exactly was torn and found out that it was torn around the 'bombom line' that means when I stood up, my pant was showing.. God, I became embarrassed for myself thinking of how I was going to survive walking out of the restaurant, even if I untucked my top, it wasn't long enough to cover the torn line. I lost appetite immediately and asked that we leave the place. Luckily for me, a lady sensing that we were about to go lent me her jacket so I can use it to at least cover my shame.
I took the jacket, thanked her, tried to put on a bold face and I walked out of the restaurant.
Rocky see as shame catch me for you .. chai! That was really embarrassing
DeleteThe part I don't understand is you telling us your date picked you up in a cab and you both sat at the back. What has it got to do with the other part of the story?
DeleteI kept polluting on my first date with my DH, and he was like huh, what's up na babe, u chop beans wey spoil? And he busted out in laughter, Chai, I felt like crying, all the fault of d yeye condensed milk I drank. We laugh about it till date.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Happy u were able to make it pass d first date.
DeleteYou just made me laugh like an animal on a public bus
DeleteI can tell the razz bunch by their comment.. Dirty girl
DeleteLol, cherrie even u, u this stinking, rotten soured banga soup has the mouth to call me dirty girl, with this your mouth that uv used to suck even a mad mans dick,has the guts to insult me, u must be insane, in fact u are insane, I can see too much dick taking has made u a member of yaba left. Go and hide in a pit toilet u vagabond. My gas will always be worth more than your entire clan u bloody fool.
DeleteFunnyy.
DeleteLet the comments roll.
ReplyDeleteYour comment will be visible after approval.
Never had a bad date. Who has time to be going on dates with broke ass Niggers?
ReplyDeleteYou broke too BITCH!
Delete1st date kor!!! Who 1st date EPP???
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteHe mess uncontrollably for me.
ReplyDelete...TAG A FRIEND, COMMENT & PRAY 4 SDKBLOG...
Let me read comments
ReplyDeleteMe too
DeleteHe messed uncrontrollably for me with no apology and I kept thanking him. Lol
ReplyDelete...TAG A FRIEND, COMMENT & PRAY 4 SDKBLOG...
you belong in the slave era.
DeleteNo strength to type. I will kindly read coomments.
ReplyDeleteHi babe. Hope your weekend is good. Why no strength? Kilo wahala e?
DeleteVery well.
DeleteI nor fit write epistle, #shineteeth.
Mine happened last week.
ReplyDeleteWent out on a dinner date....everything was going on smoothly then dude asked whats on my face....huh?my heart skipped.Lol.....I smiled,excused myself and went to the ladies,couldnt believe what I saw,diff shades abi na color on my face. My foundation!
I don't know who sent me to buy Iman(after the yeye hype my friend gave it),shey i should haved remained faithful to marykay. I kuku don throwey the thing since.
Hahahaha
DeleteOjuju Calabar face.
Lol. There are loads of fake Iman Products now. Please trust Revlon color stay foundation with Milani Powder and fall in love
DeleteHahahahahahahah...
DeleteTrust me,that lman was fake. There is more of the fake than original
DeleteLols! I'm also tired of buying fake powder and foundation. I need someone to tell me a good product and where I can get it in abj
DeleteGo to perfect trust in wuse 2 u wd get genuine cosmetics
DeleteAde try Zaron. Very smooth.
DeleteI met a guy in th library in Ph and we arranged to meet up in Mr Biggs at Garrison. After buying snacks, the guy said let him take something from his car and I never saw him again. He paid mind you so I don't understand what happened.
ReplyDeleteHe probably saw his wife
Delete1. You have bad halitosis
Delete2. Or body odour
3. Or u look like ur granny in real life but the pictures he saw were photo shopped & air brushed.
4. He saw his wife coming out of the rest room and ran
5. He decided u were too cheap for accepting to meet at Mr Biggs
6. Ur village people no dey rest!
7. Ur step mum bad ghan!
8. Marine husband ish.
9. Marine wife(for him) ish
10. He saw a ghost.
Prob saw someone n. Went to Hide!
DeleteCold feet happened..
DeleteIt's nothing you did or your appearance, cos he saw you at the library and asked you out right? That meant he saw something in you he liked..
His instincts told him to run, and he did..cant fault him for that..it wasn't meant to be.
Lol..when you recap it, it's quite funny.
It Is either you were wrongly dressed, looking ugly, have bad breath, fat or generally not Presentable. Body odour inclusive
DeleteLol 😁
Delete@Galore
Maybe he saw his wife outside.lol!
DeleteFowl smell can make me bail on a guy... Maybe u chop Ogiri
Delete@Ideato...stop it
DeleteDon't make her feel bad
@Galore
He saw his gf#lol
DeleteIdeato u are crayyyy, lolzzz.
DeleteBut my dear, you sure say no be wetin you buy pursue am?
Delete@anonymous?lol you are the BUMP
DeleteI don't understand this 'mind you' thing a lot of Nigerians say
Delete@anonymous?lol and ideato you are both bad Oo... lols
DeleteLol. He saw his wife
DeleteAnd you didn't call him or text to ask?
DeleteHer monthly visitor came on our way home. That was when I knew she is a witch.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha
Delete@Tony oo
Shay Na @Prinkles?
@Galore
Tony u no well o.
DeleteLMAO!
DeleteEwo,this one don start again !
DeleteCrazy
DeleteWicth bawo?
Witch*
DeleteLmao. Tony u no well
DeleteHahahahhahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read hilarious comments here.
*Rubs Palms together*
Hehehehehehehehe
DeleteTelling me how arrogant ur brother wife behave, and how people wish u r the one that married her cos u brother was so soft on her. As if I family her.
ReplyDeleteKai
DeleteNa yeye date
@Galore
He's a talkative
DeleteNone, will read comments...
ReplyDeleteYes Stella Kork.
ReplyDeleteOut on the date by the seaside, lit and very romantic serene, like an hour into the wining and dining, we got cozy and I let him rub my back palm across the table. Then his voice started changing and he got fidgety. Next sound was like a Pussy cat purring over a plate of good milk, and he spluttered. His zipper was down and I didn't know, he had been rubbing his JT, his semen was allover the trouser.
I got up and picked my personal effects, headed to the gate, booked a cab and disappeared. Never picked his calls again.
Utter nonsense!
Oh u poor child! But what is "back palm" please? Ur body anatomy must be different from other women, never heard it before.
DeleteJeez!! That guy is a moron....you should have poured the wine or whatever liquid you two were sipping right from his head to his JT then walk out.
DeleteGod, can u imagine? Masturbating right in ur presence, he's sick.
Eeeeewwww. Same thing I would have done
DeleteHuh?
DeleteLol
DeleteNa real nonsense
Konji Na bastard
@Galore
Pervert alert! Hahhahaha
DeleteThat's a pervert. Ayama
DeleteOh my!
DeleteWhat a disgusting behaviour.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Hahahaha anon lol. U nor well.
DeleteHow did you notice that from your end of the table or was the table made of glass. Just wondering because I smell lies here.
DeleteSo ewwww
DeleteThat guy is insane.
But nne,you must have the softest hands for him to jerk just by rubbing it.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
If you had said the semen spilled on you then it would have been reasonable..doubting Thomas me!
DeletePalm back? U no like palm kernel? Tf is a palm back?
DeleteNot buying your story. What a concoction of lies.
DeleteSMAR Frankly...stop smelling lies and type your own experience, or you're even the 'Perv'? Hahahaha.
DeleteHe made sounds, scroll up and read in English language maybe you'll understand. He got up himself to say he was sorry and beckoned on the waiters, get a lens and zoom the table is not just transparent, it must have been opaque too. Kikikiki
Anonymous? Lol...I don't know if you attended a grammar school or a college but the back palm is a slang in local parlance but the British word for it is Dorsum. If a referee wants to choose a side to start a football batch, he back palms the golden coin. Hope you were a privileged 'adult' to know this too. Capisce?
XOXO MYSTERY... I still got creamy yummy skin till date, thanks to plenty 'lick lick' in my early days. The truth is if you're deep in a discussion with a dude late at night and he rubs his fingers across yours, the eyes may he hidden but the connection doesn't hide. The gap between the thumb and the index finger is a good erogenous zone. It can set both parties on fire as the case maybe.
Galore...Konji na wicked wicked bastard. Thank God we were in the open
Choi, XP yaf vex! Na play nah, ur too serious! Jeez! Its a Saturday, go find a dorsum erogenous zone to romance & relax, muah!
DeleteIdeato/ Ilaje....hahaha. If I start to tell you the things we have in common eeh, some people will jump in here and start typing #lesbian alert. Let me leave it still till then. Dude was cray.
DeleteTess baby..you be old bv na, if don't know who bv anonymous? Lol is by now, then you are sitting on a lonnnnnnnggggg thing.
Come this Anonymous? Lol...hahaha. I am still here o. Don't gerrit that Stella Kork will set up a post some people will not type anything, no comments on their slate, they will hold their empty slate on one hand and their chalk on the other hand then stand on my own slate and be shouting Xp is lying Xp is lying. Shiooor. Ejikwem ogu o
DeleteXhirted is either a doctor or anatomist.I choose d former
DeleteSpreads mat, grab pop-corn and juice.
ReplyDelete@Ada, pls let me join u. Can't wait to read hilarious comments.
DeleteHaaa i used d words " he was assasined" instead of assassinated. Damn dt was so embarrassing. N 2 think it was a first date.
ReplyDeleteLmao,Funniest one so far.
DeleteIs it the one pepper from isiewu entered my eye,causing me to tear up and ruining my makeup? or the one I almost choked to death try to swallow meat bigger than my head?
ReplyDeleteIn short u love food! Wink!
DeleteLol
DeleteYou be clown
@Galore
Foodie
DeleteAlatenuje...kikikiki
DeleteWhat a poverty ridden asshole you are, you saw meat you eat only on Christmas/new year, nd you couldn't even pretend to be tushed?
DeleteAnon 15:19, I couldn't pretend, don't blame me.
DeleteAnonymous 15:19, if you remove the needless insult ur comment woulda been nice, even funny. Pls take your uncouth self away, so rude, so indecent!
DeleteQuickie ur head dey house today o, u for don dish am hot to this ruffian! Sex was good last night...!? Wink!
Quickee sure you love food
DeleteLol, Anonymous?, I sometimes love to troll my abusers, and it's easier with one who has an ID. I can't troll this anon na. How would I know who is who?
DeleteAbeg Quicksilver don taya to dey answer all three people on here. Oginidi. The trolling is too much
DeleteNoticed he has mouth odour(I have a great sense of smell)
ReplyDeleteWorst date? Should be d day, one idiot came to pick me up for dinner.after dinner,he drove straight to a hotel,I didn't say anything,I made sure paid for d room,I then told him to drive me straight back to my house if he doesn't want d wrath of God to resend on him.
ReplyDeleteLmao... Bad gurl
DeleteOr perhaps he noticed how badly u spelling is??? Hian!
DeleteOne idiot did that too
DeleteHe was in US I told him 2 get me perfume
He came back, we had our 1st date, he didn't bring d perfume along, all what dis idiot was saying, should I book a room, I just politely decline,i didn't want him to waste his money paying for a room that me I know say nothing go happen, I just told him that we have have lunch 1st, my fellow bv after d lunch d guy no see me again, how can u want to sleep wit a woman on a 1st date? C'mon guyz get some sense
He kept on calling *yimu* I no pick call, I kept my phone on silent, b'cos of c'mon perfume chaiiiiii, he blocked me on whatsApp, me too I block ham back. One over one
Another one happened recently, my 1st date with d guy, he was just telling me he'll take me to US, UK n canada I just dey look ham, told me he is an American citizen, British citizen etc lol
We were watching movie in his house, he pretended using d visitor's toilet cos I sat behind it, with mins I noticed he was kissing my neck, chaiiiii I was so irritated, I just ask him "You don't even know me yet" what came out of d idiot mouth was "it doesn't matter"
I didn't even finish watching d movie, just told him to drop me off
Ever since then, e dey call whatsApp me, I no ans, will soon block d idiot
3 days ago he used a girl as his dp expecting me to ask who she is *Yimu over Yimu*
I get attracted to a guy's voice n how he smells
@lily simple so you followed a guy to his house on a first date? Someone you barely know? If he raped you nko? Women. Dey take risks sha..
DeleteLilly you went to his house on the 1St date? Issorait
Delete@ anno forget that thing he can't do anything,
DeleteNothing dey happen
I'av never had anything to do with a rapist and i'll never
Them no dey see me I no dey see them
Gbam
I watch people well b4 I go out with them, my instinct never fails
Contunue looking for guys who travel abroad, you'll end up in one those illegal migrant boats. Gold digger
DeleteLike seriously? Lilly, u wash people well ND ur instinct never fails? How come ur instinct did not detect dat those two guys r low lives? Babe check dat ur instinct, admit ur wrong goin to a man's house dat u dont kno well, thank God for saving u ND promise urself never to take such brainless risk
Delete*desend
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂 is that the correction?
DeleteMet this guy on a sidewalk, told me he just came back from South Africa and he likes me, also wants to see me again. We agreed on a date and when I was to order, he ordered for me, didn't even ask what I wanted. Guess what!! Jollof rice and fried tail fish,i was embarrassed, he then told me he didn't come with much money & didnt want me over-ordering? What happened to telling me beforehand so I can order what I wanted within his reach and funny enough I was filled up cos I had eaten at home. As if that one no do. He started telling me his experiences in SA, how South Africans were killing Nigerians & blacks then,last year. I was bored, showed me his passport to "convince" me and then asked me out. After I told him I will give it a thought cos I badly wanted to leave, he just told me not to miss this opportunity of him making me his wife and me travelling out😱I just looked stoned 😵, like seriously!! Someone that couldn't afford my first date meal. I just told him okay,we talked a little more and left. That was the last time I picked his call.
ReplyDeleteNonsense.
Lolz. I can relate
DeleteHis a big boy. Choi,you don miss opportunity to travel out.
Lol I chocked on laughter....choi I just pictured myself there I can giv him a punch...I will even leave asap...shooio..u try wait til he comes
DeleteLol I chocked on laughter....choi I just pictured myself there I can giv him a punch...I will even leave asap...shooio..u try wait til he finished
DeleteLmao
DeleteOne chance!
Lmao. This Chidinma go like fuck o. Till he comes bawo
DeleteTee warrever,why won't you attract such a man when you are a lowlife with an over bleached skin?...
DeleteHahahaha...
DeleteFried tail fish? I've always wanted to try that. You must still be stoned.
DeleteQueen, here you are again. I guess you have marked me now abi cos I asked a qn & made a comment. You called me a lowlife cos I don't form like u. Sorry o, Past Obama's wife and Stella wrote worst first date not bad or worse, guess you didn't understand that as well charcoal .
DeleteMy worst first date ever..I went to the cinema with this guy,we got popcorn for myself alone because he said he is not interested...But he finished the popcorn while watching the movie and he was chewing so loud that all the people around us won't stop looking at him.and the most irritating thing is he picks the remains from his tooth with his hand(Ewwww)..like that wasn't worse enough he smells like Aboki perfume..
ReplyDeleteGross!!!
DeleteLmao
DeleteI don't share my popcorn ever!!!
Someone tried this with me, bought just one, before the movie started sef, his hand was going to and fro from the popcorn in my hand to his mouth, I just transferred the popcorn to my other side and told to go buy his own.
Hahahaha...
DeleteMy Worst first date I was purging. Drank slimming tea the night before. Throughout when I was home my tommy didn't rumble o, it was when we had entered road. Started sweating like a goat about to be killed, we finally got to our destination, water front in lekki, started asking people where I could shit, finally found a place but no tissue and no water. He had to go look for water and tissue for me to flush, I couldn't wait so I was already downloading before he came. Had to open the door to collect them, came out finally and he said my shit smelled really bad and we just laughed over it. We are still friends till today
ReplyDeleteA lady came in and attacked the guy, tore his shirt, broke everything on our table before she was restrained by staff of the restaurant. She left warning me that next time shed focus on me. Turns out she was a disgruntled ex GF but I just couldn't continue with the relationship.
ReplyDeleteHa!
DeleteLong time ago a guy took me out when we got to the restaurant I ordered for pounded yam and vegetable when they brought it , I started eating hurriedly forgetting I wasn't alone and by the time I looked up I saw him shaking his head. I
ReplyDeleteBad manners never Hide
DeleteHahahhahahah.
DeleteHunger na bastard.
Hahahahah...the comments are killing me, lol.
DeleteSMDH.
DeleteLol
DeleteHot pepper soup poured on my very white top as i trying to pull the napkin to cover the top. I was now trying to mask the pain again with a smile. Who napkin EPP???
ReplyDeleteStella know this you are the best blogger EVER thumbs up.and God bless you.
ReplyDeleteThumps up. Thank me later.
DeleteHe took me out for lunch, we went to see a movie and afterwards grocery shopped at shoprite. When the time came for him to go drop me home he said "call your folks you ain't coming home till tomorrow. You are spending the night with me".
ReplyDeleteI went to the nearest ATM, withdrew the exact amount he had spent on our lunch, movie and groceries...gave it to him, hailed a taxi and left him with his lower jaw on the floor.
And he collected it? #SMH
DeleteCorrect babe
Delete@Galore
My kinda girl!
DeleteYou too gbaski jor!
*fist bump*
Imagine the nerve!
#WhiteDiamondOut
Y did u give him back d money... Mtcheew.. After all d precious time wasted
DeleteHehehehe 😂😂😂😂
DeleteChai so cos he took u out he now thinks u are his
DeleteHigh 5!
DeleteMy basic rule for 1st dates: "always carry vex money" or Atm
@pink shell. He did o.
Delete@chidinma...na wetin my eyes see be that.
@white diamond... gurl, independent and financially comfy is everything!
@Pipi lee...I never go on dates without cash or my card.
Lmao, gurl I like you already... 😂😂😂😃
DeleteSome of you girls of these days are not sharp!...
DeleteWhy would you give him back his money?...
For what abeg?...
Lunch,movies and shopping all on the first date? I'm shocked he didn't rent you an apartment too.
DeleteMy worst date should be the day a blind date came to pick me up from the hostel, he came with some uniformed escort, I felt fly thinking I had met a big catch, we talked over a plate of cat fish pepper soup, he dropped me off later after me.
ReplyDeleteGot back to my hostel feeling like a big girl, after some days I decided to do a research on the guy's personality before falling in love, then I realized I was hanging out with the driver of a commissioner. That was the last time I spoke with him. Mshw .
Well that was 2011
Vain fool!
DeleteN na u sabi abuse pass.
Babes like u end up with pretenders n u deserve it plus more.
Ebina!(elebi)
Hahahahahahahaha...
Delete@ ideato/ilaje blood:You are nothing but a low life. There's dignity in labour, Golddigging tramp..
DeleteGold digger, that's why you're still single. Personality to you is profession.
DeleteYou guys should just shut up! That's why y'all end up with poverty stricken men, sending chronicles of your messed up life. Dignity in Labour I hear? I have a standard and I can never lower my standard for any poverty "Dignity in Poor Labour" kind of man.
DeleteBtw did I forgett o tell you Guys u am in a very happy relationship with someone I met on SnM? Wedding bells ringing and invitation coming soon
Personality to me is not limited to Character alone.
DeleteAnd who told u he cldnt have gone from a driver to a commissioner one day? U see ur low life ideato? That's why u are still stagnant! Basic bitch!
DeleteLmao..Rifferati SnM wedding in your dreams. How much money has he spent so far on you? Probably a month Internet subscription .Cheap girl
Delete@ideato.. Its obvious u were nt trained with money. Im sure ur parents will be highly disappointed in u reading ur comment... Stupid bitch.. Meanwhile..., dat guy is just deceiving u. No plans to marry a bitch like u... Wake up frm ur slumber.. Ode.
DeleteHian!...
DeleteWhy should a girl date a driver?...
A common driver?...like seriously?..
God forbid!...
Lmao
DeleteIdiot! You didn't mention the part where you slept with him.
DeleteHahahahaha. See finishing!!!
DeleteRemember Don jazzy was once a security. Goodluck Jonathan had no shoes and Olajumoke was once a bread hawker. Keep gold digging,one day you'll fall inside the same hole you dug.
DeleteGold digger oshi datz why U will for ever remain a slave to men cus ur re a money monger
DeletePoor unfortunate guy, who is obviously blind on this blog
Delete@cherrie loose brat. He knows my worth and spends more than I desire. Cheap Bastard.
DeleteKisses to you @Queen n Boss.
@Nino May a lucky girl meet him when he becomes a commissioner, no time to waste time.
@anon 18:41 my punani none of your business. I don't f##k Broke Guys dear. My punani is laced with Diamond
Xhlrted p.....what!
ReplyDeleteshivers uncontrollably, that is horrific. You sounded kind of calm oh, i know i would have "mistakenly" smashed those balls.....disgusting much.
La sweet.....lol, but why were you thanking him?
Quicksilver.....saw the comment before your id, hahahaha..... my stomach abeg.
Officially trolling this post.
Comments must plenty oh.
Empress...yeah I was calm, i only wanted to escape from the scene when a waiter and a waitress walked up and offered a big towel to wrap him to the way leading to the gents, but i wept uncontrollably sha when I got home. My bestie offered me some counselling for a few days because i was down mehhhn. Never expecterit. God! Men. I can bet he's a rapist.
DeleteXp is that you on your profile pic? I saw you in my dream
DeleteAnony 18:02 it's me. You saw me in your dream? You don't say! Hope it was positive, do reply before midnight let me draft prayer points for tomorrow's service.
DeleteE-hugs
We agreed to meet somewhere around my office, and it was during the Okada wahala versus police in Lagos, immediately we were about to enter inside one of the restaurant around, unknown to us that there was rat race between the Okada and police, infront of me the police dropped teargas, na so I inhale it for the first time in my life, I reached heaven!!! Come and see big girl crying like a baby. All my body was stained of my makeup and that was how the outing ends till today
ReplyDeleteOh wow! Sorry
DeleteIs actually not a date but It was back then in UNI. I was suppose to have a date but my exam was 6.30am(imsu is like that) so woke up late , actually didn't know what was happening . Time was 6.25am . No time to bathe. Lo and behold my deodorant has finished. I reach for my roomie perfume. "Vanilla" I did shhshhshhshhh. Put on my shirt and hit the road. I ran from hostel to school. My dear stella after the exam I had no idea what happened I started smelling. When I say smelling I meant I could smell the odor(mind you I don't have body odor) I was so ashamed. So I was rushing to take a keke drop to my hostel. Cus I had no money on me. But I will get money when I get to the hostel as I stopped the keke. My phone rag then next thing I heard was" honey I am seeing you entering keke" I turned and saw someone running, spread hands like parachute, I had no idea of what to do. Cus if I hug that girl with the way I was booming omo na epic disgrace. Well she asked "aren't you going to hug me" I did. And our date ended just before it start. Since then I take my bathe before I leave the house and vanilla perfume is a NO NNO for me.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaahahahaha
DeleteSo guys use vanilla perfume? Interesting...lol
Hehehhehehehheheheh. Greatest Imolite. I can't forget the days of Anyanwu's Lectures. 7:00am doors are shut
DeleteYou are a dirty pig with serious body odour. You didn't shower in the morning and you stank like that, I can imagine your stench If you don't shower for a whole day. Dirty pig.
DeleteI hope that girl broke up with your body odour
Is this Tony?
DeleteKING XOXO MYSTERY
Hahahahahahahaha...
Deleteshut up u skank @quiksilver
DeleteQuicksilver who dumped ur hairy bum and made u so bitter.ur so sad ur breat milk tastes like bile.
DeleteGet lost, you retarded imbecile @ world people
DeleteFool! Dirty thing!
Lol
DeleteThis happened like 7years ago. Ok i agreed to a date with this guy that has been bothering me. We wanted to just sit by the waterside and gist . so he offered to get us suya and drinks. With the way he was bragging earlier i was expecting atleast suya of about N1k or N1,500. Only for this guy to be "pricing" suya worth N500 for N200 and ontop of that he kept begging the aboki for tasting which the aboki obliged him twice and he was still begging for a 3rd tasting, telling the aboki that i needed tasting too. I was ashamed for him. After he bought the miserable N200 suya. Dude ate almost everything before i finished the 1 piece of meat that i managed to take. Dat was d last time he ever saw me.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...
DeleteLMAO!
DeleteMehn...... I'm sleeping here today
ReplyDeleteMy first date with smne was at a chinese restaurant in abuja. D guy paid with POS and as we were leaving, his wife called to demand for an explanation of the alert she rcvd...babe, see how bobo dey xplain hislofe and how he took a prospective client to dinner. I neva talked to him again.
ReplyDeleteKwakwakwakwa...
DeleteUseless men everywhere...
Ashawo
DeleteHave you no shame? You went on a date with a married man. Shey you dey find husband now? Continue
DeleteMy first and only date was with an old collegue @ work who later relocated to Abj, wen we were working @ dsame coy, we were just friends. So, after he left, 2 yrs later he sarted calling and chatting me up, talking of marriage. He later askd me to come visit him at Abj of which i declined. After like a yr or so we started this chatting and calling, he called one day and told me he would be coming to Enugu in few days time. Finally, he came and called to tell me were i will meet him, i met him @ a restaurant as agreed. We had lunch, went to a church programme he used to attend when he was in Enugu, and then left. The next day, he went back to his base and after dat visit he stopped calling or chatting.
ReplyDeleteSo what should we do with this boring, off, un-coordinated story?
DeleteSo he ghosted on you.That must have hurt.
DeleteSorry dear... Are you sure he is okay?
KING XOXO MYSTERY
If you carry phone call am your ear go bend? Did you even ask if he safely got to his destination ? Waitress
DeleteHmmmm d most disgusting date ever was when I decided to hook up with a guy I met thru single and mingle .. Ok we met at an eatery . Took cab to dis Plc cos it's quiet far from where I stay simple bcos I tried to consider d dude cos he was comin from work ... So we entered this eatery . He asked me what I wanted . Told him fried rice and chicken .. Meanwhile d microwave in d eatery wasn't working , it seems he knew .. So I couldn't eat cold food .. I noticed he wasn't comfy beside me . So I ordered for one meat pie and Fanta .. Mehn we spent close to 3hrs in dis eatery and we didn't even spend up to 500. . I was bored o and hungry ... Just gave me excuses so I could leave ... Hmmmm this guy didn't even make effort to give me tfare .. I was disappointed . Cos even my kid bro can never go out with babe without cash to spend .. After dat day . D dude began to fall in love oo . Cos I am very pretty . I just stylishly ignore him .. Why broke ass niggas dey quick fall sef . He even said he wanted me to come to his house cos he doesn't AV money to spend on dates ... Imagine d nonsense . Stupid guys full this blog
ReplyDeleteMy first time of going to Chinese restaurant na so them bring that their white towelwen dey hot like wentin dem wan take press person wen just born body... back to my story with my busy body, I didn't know what to do with the towel, the guy was just looking at me and smiling, I still dey sharp mouth dey gist. When I got home I died and woke up, I was embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteMine was in Uni...I had dis good looking bobo on my case.. we went to an eatery and he was really good with cutlery (fork and knife) while I was d clumsy one. Ate rice no wahala, time 2 eat chicken.....my chicken was sliding round d plate with d fork making noise...till he said "u cld use ur hand u kno" and did likewise. Wld have bin a great hubby till he started blaming his erectile dysfunction on me. We dated for a while tho
ReplyDeleteMiss dat kind of care free love..I miss loving and someone to love me
#dat Gidi girl#
This just made my day!
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