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Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Model Says Messi Is A Super Flop ......

LIONEL Messi is arguably the best footballer on the planet – but he is rubbish in bed, it has been astonishingly claimed.



Argentine model Xoana Gonzalez said in 2011 she slept with the Barcelona superstar after a party.
But she has now sensationally opened up on the supposed incident – and slammed her compatriot for his performance in the sack.

Speaking on Peruvian TV, she said, “It was many years ago. In truth he was very young. But he knew what he was doing, was not minor, that was the important thing.

 “His security told me ‘got someone you want to know’. I was curious to see who it was, and froze when I saw it was my idol Messi.
 “I said that he is the wimp, though, because he sent his security to get me. There I noticed that he is very shy.

“We talked about music and cannot remember if he told me he had a girlfriend or not. After a while we went to his apartment in Puerto Madero.
“When one plays across the whole pitch you expect someone to return the favour. I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body.”...JESU!!!

Dad-of-two Messi, 29, is dating childhood sweetheart Antonella Roccuzzo.

The model’s comments compound a tough year for Messi, as he was sentenced to prison for tax fraud offences last month before missing a penalty in the Copa America final defeat to Chile. The pain has indeed been magnified by his closest rival Cristiano Ronaldo winning the European cup with Portugal last month.

On Tuesday the new Argentina coach Edgardo Bauza said one of his first tasks will be to speak to Messi, who plans to retire from international duty, but said the conversation would not be “about convincing him of anything.”

Culled Punch 


*This model is a liar jor..how can Messi not know how to gbensh?Most footballers do,right?
Messi cannot gbensh? .......This man is my idol!!!

LOL *side eyes at James*


87 comments:

stunning slim shady said...

Mschew what ds piece of info for now? Shud we make jollof rice wt it? Or we shud make coleslaw? Mschew

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahaha...
I believe the model jare...
Most of these fine boys with big dick can't gbensh to save their lives...

Anonymous said...

Gbensh for where. Papillo no sabi gbensh. Na so so faint e dey faint like say penalty box dey for toto.
Na ONLY emmanuel Emenike, dat one na abortion e dey do, no be gbensh. Your womb go follow I'm prick commot from toto.

Miss Ess said...

Chai! Bad casting

Obinna Nelson Ozone said...

Leave all these attention seekers, na ypur idol and she cobba the guy. She is a pot head paid by Madrid joor. Who God has blessed no one can test. He was probably guilty and regreted meeting her and maybe she was soo soo loose aka wellsized down there. If she call Jesus again the ⚡ the thunder that will fire her will be as plenty as Messi's goals. See her life she nak pikin come get mouth to talk. Him done drop 2 kids dey there dey nak footballer with a fucology award....yeye dey smell.

Ohjay #_# said...

He prolly wasn't that into her cos She certainly wasn't hot enough to unleash the beast in him.
Shikena

James said...

ROTFL

James said...

Na waah. He something must be very short and small also. Double wahala for dead body.

Anonymous said...

Mba prick dey like thread. Na only mouth e get. Okocha no dey gree come, I heard most of them no sabi gbensh.
If you want correct gbensh, na truck man o. Your leg fit dey palour, breast inside them bellen toto for bed, head for bathroom when they are done.
Na to go pick your pieces join together by a good Obioma.
Gospel musicians sabi fuck too, they operate under the anointing. Na spiritual something.

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Hahahahahaha
I keep saying it and I mean it
Any man that cannot do shit in bed should not come my way IJN,amen

And he must have the endowment of James too. Lmao.

cakes by Bella's, Abuja. 58DA8ADF, 07080305132, instagram @cakes_by_bellas said...

Lol... love me some messi on the field

The best amongst the cuties said...

This Lady is obviously pained. She never talk wetin her problem be

Anonymous said...

One man's meat is another man's poison. Maybe she doesn't know which of his buttons to press and he didn't really dig her.

James said...

The girl is not lying against him ooo. There is no reason to.
None of my exes will say that about me.
When I was running from my old gf she caught me with a new one when she visited unannounced. She entered the bedroom and demanded that I gbensh her also. She said "shebi u no dey tire, oya Come do me my own. U must do my own, u tell me say you no go dey house today wey be Sunday . The new girl just dey there dey laugh quietly. She no say even a word

Anonymous said...

Dunno for all but I dated one footballer and I tell you he sabi work,they are always fit so they should be capable no excuse o.maybe the model is looking for a way to get back to messi

School Life said...

Lies!!! Atall at all na average.

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

I never gbensh a footballer, so I can't tell whether or not they are good in bed..

Stella, its possible Messi is a flop in that aspect, that one plays so well does not guarantee they'd know how to gbensh a woman to coma.

Blackberry said...

Some footballers can't roll waist naa, a typical example is george abbey...this is not my real post.

Anonymous said...

even if hes the worst person on bed, so fucking what?
must every human be good at that?
we all have our weakness.....
if this dumb bitch tries to taint his image, why helping her achieve that?
And No, i dont have issues on bed.

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Messi is a mess in bed lol. He looks like someone that has a small something sef

N. Dr. Agwoturumbe said...

Messing is weak in bed?

Dayum

I can help us my friend. There is nothing too difficult for my idols.

Soak onions in warm water for 3 hours, drink the water after eating unripe plantain porridge. Ur something will always be at attention.

Agwoturumbe has spoken

chioma ifejika said...

Who gbensh help.

STARRY LARRY said...

Honestly this is not a good year for Messi @all. But the model has a very bad mouth o, felt like she was with a dead body???

Messi abeg you no need to reply her, she's an agent sent by devil




*Larry was here*

amanda favour said...

LMAO
James come and teach messi how to put his long fat dick inside his wet Toto and gbensh skin to skin and even romance for 5 hours LMAO 😁

Did I just type this?

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Chai,this model is wicked!!! But I won't be surprised if Messi is a bad 'gbensher'.He might be good with football,does'nt mean he'll be good in bed.

Omasiri said...

Most footballers can gbensh. The energy within nor be here. Sex and football,which is more stressful? Which requires energy more? The model na pacific ocean jor.

j baby said...

It can't be true nah, she is seeking attention. Why even bring up such on TV. Who sex help. Mitcheeew...... The guy is balling in cash be there talking trash

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

A man cant be good at everytin haba, he can't be good at football and still be good at hanging womens leg on the window, haba mama. The gift will be too much for him. No only him God like ni? Leave the boy biko. Plus how can he ever satisfy an olosho wey pussy wide like river Niger? Even if the boy try him best e no go ever satisfy the bitch. So puhlease let him be.

Anonymous said...

Rubbish please... if a man doesn't know how to do then why can't she sit on his d__k and ride him senseless. If he cums early then he uses his tongue to send her to ecstasy. She is a liar jooor

Let me go anonymous on this one.

James said...

His girlfriend must be doing it with real men behind his back.

Anonymous said...

He no sabi gbensh. He looks selfish, responding to love moves go hard am

Miss_Blandish said...

Lol... I have a feeling d model is honest tho

SD2016 said...

Foolish model, he probably was irked out by her Vag. One mans bomb pussy is another mans gutter

Queer One said...

They should just leave him alone, what else do they want to throw at him?? 😕 smh

stranger said...

Exaxtly, a bloody liar.

Loveme Jeje said...

Most footballers are baba for gbenshing. She just want to shame the guy.

The guy refused to work on her and i think the guy smells dirty from the girl, that is why his thing refused to work

Mao Akuh said...

Why is it that when someone is rising/falling some jealous ones will start saying meaningless stuff? I still lile Messi. Waiting for another model to vomit hers.

TM David-West said...

Xoana, I've told you you left him cold.

In any case, it is his "on-pitch" game that matters to the world. "Bed-Pitch" game concern those wey lie down there with am.

Dead body kor, living body ni... mtcheew!

Anonymous said...

That is good. If a man is not good in bed I don't think the his wife will have to be worried about him cheating. Or am I wrong?

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

Welcome back....

RICHBEE said...

Gbam!

James said...

Lolz spoiled child

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

the bitch is just pained that messi wasnt really into her, which footballer no sabi fhuck? and a world class footballer at that? biko shift for road, me i cant fit date a footballer those guys are mean they will shift you womb backward sef with prick. their stamina no be here.

James said...

Not true @ Omasiri. I no sabi play football. But I can gbensh a tall fine girl 12 times in 12 hrs on Sunday

Bee10 said...

Jesu

Anonymous said...

Abegi his millions can gbensh well well.

kelvin happiness said...

'who asked her to be a hoe....if she werent even a pinch on her clit wud satisfy her.

badt guy said...

Na so!!... Whats that saying abt Empty barrels and noise again?

badt guy said...

Come where u... No go let onions scarce oh... We just dey recover from tomatoes scarcity.

badt guy said...

Sexual energy has nothing to do with strength... If u like be hulk hogan... No be muscle dey hold erection... Its mind over matter... But wen e don dey over 30 mins u need the muscles to keep pumping

Fan Emmanuel said...

Hehehe... Ano i raise nyash for you! You've virtually had a taste of them all. More grease to your elbow!

Jasmine said...

Lmao

Jasmine said...

He looks like sum1 that can't gbensh true true. Ronaldo looks like someone that will be rough on bed

Mama Afrika said...

At least he gat d money! Who gbensh epp abeggii nna spray me the euros

daniel martins said...

Who romances for 5hrs? Obviously an idle man. From 24hrs a day u using a quarter of it to romance. Height of idleness.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.
Sdk blog won't kill me.
Who be ds????
Lmao?!!

Anonymous said...

Wlc o. Na pepper ose okwu we dey wait now o.

olammi pheiffer said...

ure a clown i swesr

Anonymous said...

My dear no be lie. I met a mumu looking guy sometime back but he's smart upstairs. He is boring as hell but day one thing led to another I realized that to gbensh well is a special grace. To give a woman real joy with thunder sex is a God given talent. This mumu looking guy can last for days, he will do anything in bed. His handle is long and thick and will enter inside from any position. I miss him so much.

olammi pheiffer said...

jamez .. . can u pls borrow me dxxk for this saturday.. pls

Aeegurl... said...

Lmao

Aeegurl... said...

Lwkmd...I don die today

World People said...

😂😂😂😂😂

j baby said...

Hahahahaha. Jeez!

Ovo said...

I believe d model jor, he does look like a wimp. My boy Christiano Ronaldo can never dull, he gbensh die, ask d models who av slept with him. He's a god in d pitch and in bed also.

Anonymous said...

Oga are you serious?

Anonymous said...

The girl pussy na embassy.

Anonymous said...

You know it. James James nwoke amu ukwu

Roseflower said...

Jeeezz this anony you're one crazy somebody. Your description is something else.

Sunkanmi Shogbesan said...

Too many pusy nd penni talk on dis site biko

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Anonymous said...

Why do I feel that the lady is lying, maybe she just wants to get back at him because footballers are good to go with any round, na the lady go beg self say her toto wan catch fire 🔥

Booboo kitty said...

Cchisoooos! Who be dis anon abeg? Lmaoooooo I'm dying! Abeg I fit recommend one good obioma for u oo mke u sew all ya parts 2geda

Booboo kitty said...

Ahhh blackberry come back hia ooo! Lmaoooo! I don gbensh one footbaleer b4 *name withheld* kikiki. He jus dey sweat like Wetin I no know, mschew. Nd d dick was like dat short GOTV remote. *scoffs

Booboo kitty said...

And pour very deep inside

Lady j said...

Buhahahahahahaha

Lady j said...

Lmao...

Lady j said...

Welcome ooh

Mao Akuh said...

Oyokoyo chai!

Mao Akuh said...

You no well

Mao Akuh said...

Welcom

Anonymous said...

Oh! How do I feel I now know who James is?

reemah said...

...Sincerely speaking the mind of amadioha. Hahahahahaha

POSH MIDWIFE said...

Hahahaha......

Anonymous said...

Anony 15:29. U a bladdy liar. Shina Peter gat a massive azz dick n can gbensh for Africa. His dick wi destroy ur womb even. Nw I knw y'al come ere to lie.

Anonymous said...

No, u mean " release"

Sherry's Daughter

Anonymous said...

You're wrong cos dem no dey believe say dem no good in bed
Sherry's Daughter

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