Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Mugabe Orders Arrest And Detention Of Zimbabwean Olympic Team For Not Winning Medals

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Thursday, 25 August 2016

Mugabe Orders Arrest And Detention Of Zimbabwean Olympic Team For Not Winning Medals

LMAO!!!

Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately they arrived the Harare International Airport on Tuesday, August 23.



Zimbabwe which is one of the countries in the Olympics without a medal presented a team of 31 athletes. The closest any of the athletes came to win a contest was at the 8th position.


Mr. Mugabe who is incensed with the team’s performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the team members and detain them.
“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said.

”If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.”

He added that, the money invested in the team to represent the country could have been used to provide amenities and build schools.

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it takes 10 years to recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless” he concluded.

PM NeWS



*LMAO....are you kidding me?hehehehehehehhehehe


77 comments:

mma cee said...

Stella
I thought it was a joke o
He is actually quite serious

I can categorically say this man Is mean and seems to have lost a measure of his sanity .
He would further make them demoralised and no one would wish to represent them in 2020

Anonymous said...

This man tho....

Goddesss of Dawn said...

This man well so?
Lwkmd @ impotent man marrying 5 wives!

Anonymous said...

If it ain't a joke...then he must be crazy...nsutor mkpo!!!

zion baby said...

Hahahahaha.. Adonbilivit.

Amysweet said...

Lmao.. Mugabe the no nonsense man

RICHBEE said...

Is this for real or just a joke as usual

Anonymous said...

My neighbour right there, I love this crazy old man. Hahahahahaha

Regards from SA

Nonye Baby said...

Kai!..this man so funny.
As if its easy.

Anonymous said...

Why can someone just strangle his dumb ass. Fool👹

Anonymous said...

This man is a clown
Old age syndrome

Giselle Lawrence said...

Chai! This man is something else, hahahahha I can't deal.

Loveme Jeje said...

I saw it yesterday, i laughed tire.

This Mugabe is a big clown. If i am among the team, i will not come back to zimbabwe. I will just take up assylum.

Mugabe the occultic and juju man

Anonymous said...

this man ehnnnn, I cant stop laughing








GORRETI BAE said...

He must be suffering from dementia... Lmaooo

Bee10 said...

Seriously presido?

Mrs I said...

Hahahaha lolzzzz God i love dis man.

BA said...

This is the most hilarious piece of the most. You go fear this blunt man,soft loan ti take Over.

Anonymous said...

Lmao.... Mugabe is a drama king aswear.

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd

That should be applied in Nigeria too so they will know that we are not ready for jokes anymore. Some of this athletes this days have big eyes jor. Always aiming for quick sharp money without wanting to sacrifice anything.


Mother Nature

Anonymous said...

This old man is suffering from dementia. Did he provide facilities for the athletes to train in Zim? Apoda.

FOOTBALLMOLE said...

These caught my eyes: ”If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.” and "This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women."

This man is a clown...lol

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁
Addonbilivdis...
He must be joking sha!!!hehehe

ov o said...

What da muck! This man is cray I swear. Funny something. But it made sense tho, all that money wasted on nothing. Smh

Anonymous said...

Oh my God.... This is very funny, bit not withstndn, it is very good measure for all this LAZY pple that repesent their contries.... #teamMugabe

PRISCABABE said...

This man won't seize to amaze every one. This means he is the originator of this proverbs that we doubt about.

Fan Emmanuel said...

Old shit! Typical of Buhari.

PWEETY FAITH said...

Lol like criusly???

Gbogbo bigz girlz said...

Adonbelieveit

Alloy Chikezie said...

He must be actually mad.

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Frost said...

LOL....did he really call them Rats?

Anonymous said...

He is a deranged mofo. Is he doing his duty exceptionally as a president? How is his country's economy? The country with the worst inflation in the world. In a saner clime, Mugabe would have tendered his resignation letter long a ago just like David Cameron did in the UK.

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Diz man is the funniest president Av ever seen lolz

White Diamond said...

Lmao @ wasted the state's money on these rats.

Someone here had to ask me why I'm laughing, abi I don begin craze?

I had to show her o, and it's still cracking her up.

Choi!

#WhiteDiamondOut

Pweety G said...

Hahahahahhahahaha..this post made my morning. Kai! Very funny president!

Anonymous said...

The old man is mentally ill!!

serenah said...

Lmao. Like seriously? This man is a clown

that igbo girl said...

omg omgggg someone kill me now oooh this man has got to be crazy like crazy crazy

Anonymous said...

This one reminds me of when Saddam Hussein ordered that his country's football team be taken to the military barracks and be flogged mercilessly for losing a match to their small neighbor Kuwait

Ikemefuna Kingsley said...

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence?

LOL... This man no go killi me oo



#PeterObiForPresident2019

Chummy cho cho said...

😁😁😁😂😂 Seriously?? This man na character oo. I'm beginning to believe those quotes we see are truly his... Lmao

smart move said...

Haha this man is a case really

Anonymous said...

Abeg this man should take all in seats in Ogbe stadium! Which kain soft loan. is his country the only country that didnt win anyfin? Now he's talking about schools and amenities like he would ve provided them if they didnt go in the first place. Did any body crucify him for all the money he and his fellow politicians ve been stealing over the yrs? Mtchew.

Anonymous said...

Hahhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't with this I really can't

vivychoco said...

Lwkmd ooooooo cnt stop laughing ewooo dis president funny ooo . Lolz

Ralu M said...

Like seriously?! Papa has vex

Tynu Akom said...

Hahahaha.. did he really say these things??? Na wa for dis man o.

Tayan Taylor said...

Lolz,nigerians should be given such treatment too,

workit said...

End time mugabe

Ehlarh said...

This man must be high, verrrry high. It must be a joke.

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahhaha,oh ma God laff wan kilme die i swear

Anonymous said...

these right here made my morning.

Jack Brenda said...

Oh my God Mugabe no go kill us. Na Wetin Nigeria government suppose do those idiots wey go Olympic go fall our hands

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha.... this should be a post for the weekend laughs.

I laughed ooo and I am still laughing.

@soft loan, even if it takes 10years to pay.

Adonbilivit mehn!!!

Morgana said...

Stella, this cannot be TRUE....Mugabe is known for his dry humor, so I suppose he's just being funny as usual.....but if he's really serious about this, he needs his head checked oh before he causes more damages....He who fails to plan, plan to fail and unfortunately, Africans can't learn....as we speak now,some people have already started preparation for the 2020 olympics while countries like Nigeria and Zimbabwe will only start preparation 2 to 3 months, before yet they want medals


Tessbaby said...

Buhahahahaha@soft loan n tourist. This guy is sick.why i love him? I dont even know.

Olaide Davies said...

I don laugh tire for here old age is worrying this man I swear. Thank God for GMB.

Blossom said...

So hilarious!!! The athletes had better not return to the country else they get arrested.

Anonymous said...

*Cease not seize,thank me later

sugary said...

ROTFL
This man is a serious Clown, it's been long I laughed this hard.

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol. End time idi amin

cakes by Bella's, Abuja. 58DA8ADF, 07080305132, instagram @cakes_by_bellas ,twitter @CBellaabuja said...

This man tho...haba

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Lmao
This is serious

Shyla said...

ROTFL. This man is officially the greatest clown of the century. Its true naa. This has made my day. Kai. See me laughing like 'laughing jackass'.

Valerie said...

"We have wasted the country’s money on these RATS we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said.

”If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.”

Mugabe, Mugabe. HahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahaha. This man will not kill somebody.
Abeg I think I will be needing his doses to get through this country's palaver. I don laff throway phone.

Cindy Babs said...

I believe he's just being humorous if not,then this man is cray!!!!!

Jenny zee said...

Honestly it's an opportunity for asylum

nzube izuu said...

Yaba left escapee!

Yummy chick cum mummy said...

I don't believe it.. But If it is true... Wow.. Dts weird kinda.... Ow will dey not b quoting him in silly memes wen he is behaving like this....

Anonymous said...

The effrontery. He is not a leader. Who is he referring to as rats!!
Monkey who can not provide basic services to the citizens of his country... very stupid old and clueless man. Mtshewwww

Dat Business Woman said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
I couldn't help this....

Krix said...

Now I believe those funny memes about him.

Krix via iPhone 6s Gold!

Martha Abel said...

Laughing so hard , my tummy hurts! Why is this man like that? Omg! Omg!

Yemi7up said...

This man is sick. Were the athletes properly supported in training before the games officially began? But even at that why lock them up, he should have sent his children to the Olympics. Ika.

Omo B said...

President Mugabe to san lori!!

GERMAN JUICE said...

Hahahha, this got me 😂😂😂.
They are lucky they were not from north Korea.
They would have thrown them into the lions den.

sisi eko said...

Lmaoooo. See me reeling with laughter. He said they went as tourists. Dude is crazy.

Dem don enter igbese Lmaoooo.

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