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Thursday, August 25, 2016

Mugabe Orders Arrest And Detention Of Zimbabwean Olympic Team For Not Winning Medals

LMAO!!!

Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately they arrived the Harare International Airport on Tuesday, August 23.



Zimbabwe which is one of the countries in the Olympics without a medal presented a team of 31 athletes. The closest any of the athletes came to win a contest was at the 8th position.


Mr. Mugabe who is incensed with the team’s performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the team members and detain them.
“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said.

”If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.”

He added that, the money invested in the team to represent the country could have been used to provide amenities and build schools.

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it takes 10 years to recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless” he concluded.

PM NeWS



*LMAO....are you kidding me?hehehehehehehhehehe


77 comments:

  1. Stella
    I thought it was a joke o
    He is actually quite serious

    I can categorically say this man Is mean and seems to have lost a measure of his sanity .
    He would further make them demoralised and no one would wish to represent them in 2020

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    1. Now I believe those funny memes about him.

      Krix via iPhone 6s Gold!

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    2. This man is sick. Were the athletes properly supported in training before the games officially began? But even at that why lock them up, he should have sent his children to the Olympics. Ika.

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    3. Lmaoooo. See me reeling with laughter. He said they went as tourists. Dude is crazy.

      Dem don enter igbese Lmaoooo.

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  2. This man tho....

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    1. Hahahha, this got me 😂😂😂.
      They are lucky they were not from north Korea.
      They would have thrown them into the lions den.

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  3. This man well so?
    Lwkmd @ impotent man marrying 5 wives!

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  4. If it ain't a joke...then he must be crazy...nsutor mkpo!!!

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  5. Lmao.. Mugabe the no nonsense man

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  6. Is this for real or just a joke as usual

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  7. My neighbour right there, I love this crazy old man. Hahahahahaha

    Regards from SA

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  8. Kai!..this man so funny.
    As if its easy.

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  9. Why can someone just strangle his dumb ass. Fool👹

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  10. This man is a clown
    Old age syndrome

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  11. Chai! This man is something else, hahahahha I can't deal.

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  12. I saw it yesterday, i laughed tire.

    This Mugabe is a big clown. If i am among the team, i will not come back to zimbabwe. I will just take up assylum.

    Mugabe the occultic and juju man

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    1. Honestly it's an opportunity for asylum

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  13. this man ehnnnn, I cant stop laughing








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  14. He must be suffering from dementia... Lmaooo

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  15. Hahahaha lolzzzz God i love dis man.

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  16. This is the most hilarious piece of the most. You go fear this blunt man,soft loan ti take Over.

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  17. Lmao.... Mugabe is a drama king aswear.

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  18. Lwkmd

    That should be applied in Nigeria too so they will know that we are not ready for jokes anymore. Some of this athletes this days have big eyes jor. Always aiming for quick sharp money without wanting to sacrifice anything.


    Mother Nature

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  19. This old man is suffering from dementia. Did he provide facilities for the athletes to train in Zim? Apoda.

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  20. These caught my eyes: ”If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.” and "This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women."

    This man is a clown...lol

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  21. LMAO 😁
    Addonbilivdis...
    He must be joking sha!!!hehehe

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  22. What da muck! This man is cray I swear. Funny something. But it made sense tho, all that money wasted on nothing. Smh

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  23. Oh my God.... This is very funny, bit not withstndn, it is very good measure for all this LAZY pple that repesent their contries.... #teamMugabe

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  24. This man won't seize to amaze every one. This means he is the originator of this proverbs that we doubt about.

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    1. *Cease not seize,thank me later

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  25. He must be actually mad.

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  26. LOL....did he really call them Rats?

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  27. He is a deranged mofo. Is he doing his duty exceptionally as a president? How is his country's economy? The country with the worst inflation in the world. In a saner clime, Mugabe would have tendered his resignation letter long a ago just like David Cameron did in the UK.

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  28. Diz man is the funniest president Av ever seen lolz

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  29. Lmao @ wasted the state's money on these rats.

    Someone here had to ask me why I'm laughing, abi I don begin craze?

    I had to show her o, and it's still cracking her up.

    Choi!

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  30. Hahahahahhahahaha..this post made my morning. Kai! Very funny president!

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  31. The old man is mentally ill!!

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  32. Lmao. Like seriously? This man is a clown

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  33. omg omgggg someone kill me now oooh this man has got to be crazy like crazy crazy

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  34. This one reminds me of when Saddam Hussein ordered that his country's football team be taken to the military barracks and be flogged mercilessly for losing a match to their small neighbor Kuwait

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  35. “This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence?

    LOL... This man no go killi me oo



    #PeterObiForPresident2019

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  36. 😁😁😁😂😂 Seriously?? This man na character oo. I'm beginning to believe those quotes we see are truly his... Lmao

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  37. Haha this man is a case really

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  38. Abeg this man should take all in seats in Ogbe stadium! Which kain soft loan. is his country the only country that didnt win anyfin? Now he's talking about schools and amenities like he would ve provided them if they didnt go in the first place. Did any body crucify him for all the money he and his fellow politicians ve been stealing over the yrs? Mtchew.

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  39. Hahhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't with this I really can't

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  40. Lwkmd ooooooo cnt stop laughing ewooo dis president funny ooo . Lolz

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  41. Like seriously?! Papa has vex

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  42. Hahahaha.. did he really say these things??? Na wa for dis man o.

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  43. Lolz,nigerians should be given such treatment too,

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  44. This man must be high, verrrry high. It must be a joke.

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  45. Hahahahahahhaha,oh ma God laff wan kilme die i swear

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  46. these right here made my morning.

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  47. Oh my God Mugabe no go kill us. Na Wetin Nigeria government suppose do those idiots wey go Olympic go fall our hands

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  48. Hahahahaha.... this should be a post for the weekend laughs.

    I laughed ooo and I am still laughing.

    @soft loan, even if it takes 10years to pay.

    Adonbilivit mehn!!!

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  49. Stella, this cannot be TRUE....Mugabe is known for his dry humor, so I suppose he's just being funny as usual.....but if he's really serious about this, he needs his head checked oh before he causes more damages....He who fails to plan, plan to fail and unfortunately, Africans can't learn....as we speak now,some people have already started preparation for the 2020 olympics while countries like Nigeria and Zimbabwe will only start preparation 2 to 3 months, before yet they want medals


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  50. Buhahahahaha@soft loan n tourist. This guy is sick.why i love him? I dont even know.

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  51. I don laugh tire for here old age is worrying this man I swear. Thank God for GMB.

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  52. So hilarious!!! The athletes had better not return to the country else they get arrested.

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  53. ROTFL
    This man is a serious Clown, it's been long I laughed this hard.

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  54. ROTFL. This man is officially the greatest clown of the century. Its true naa. This has made my day. Kai. See me laughing like 'laughing jackass'.

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  55. "We have wasted the country’s money on these RATS we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said.

    ”If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.”

    Mugabe, Mugabe. HahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahaha. This man will not kill somebody.
    Abeg I think I will be needing his doses to get through this country's palaver. I don laff throway phone.

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  56. I believe he's just being humorous if not,then this man is cray!!!!!

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  57. I don't believe it.. But If it is true... Wow.. Dts weird kinda.... Ow will dey not b quoting him in silly memes wen he is behaving like this....

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  58. The effrontery. He is not a leader. Who is he referring to as rats!!
    Monkey who can not provide basic services to the citizens of his country... very stupid old and clueless man. Mtshewwww

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  59. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
    I couldn't help this....

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  60. Laughing so hard , my tummy hurts! Why is this man like that? Omg! Omg!

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  61. President Mugabe to san lori!!

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