Laughed small.. esp the one of spreading paent and bra on first visit lol
Lol. Good Morning family, I wish us a fruitful and successful day as we go out today.
LMAO 😁 @ when you're talking about someone but you don't want to point at the person,chai!!!! I do that a lotThat rat eeh,you deserve more than that sefU just destroyed almost 40k Na wah oh!!!!LOL 😁
You have tried Stella. Though short, the fact that it came early erased that sin
Buy ogbono on ur way coming is my bf speciality,smh ...he will always ask me to buy soup things sha niiAnd the day wey I no go buy soup things I must buy am appleSmh
BVs, I caught my dad with one babe on Tuesday, clean babe in the action. Even me self no go mind fuck the babe.This man gives us small money and spends huge on babes outside but my mum doesn't know. Now conscience de worry am well well. That same evening, he transferred N50k to my account and this na man way never give me N10k before. Say make I use the money chill out. As I see the money, the devil come de tempt me say make I turn my old man to ATM. I have been buying nice things for my mum lately and she us surprised about the source of my money, not knowing na d money way she supposed de chop from her husband. Took her out to one eatery yesterday and you need to see the joy on my mom's face saying she doesn't know when last her husband ( father) treated her out.Immediately she said it, the thing come pain me well well, so I want turn my papa to ATM. I don't plan telling my mum cos I don't want her to know about my dad's activities, its not worth it, but I need the money regularly..Pls, am I being harsh or I should just forget it?
Hehehehehehee, u go chop bread tire.
yea i did...lol
LMAO @The guy that bought bread.
Walahi Stella I rily laffed...gudmornin family...hope u all Mised me
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂. Mo fe lowo ju daddy mi with that horrible CGPA??Lol
LOL.. **Som Baby**
Very Funny. Can't stop Laughing.
HahahhhahhahahahhahahaThat ATM own is Soo true😂And ur heart Wil just do one "kpam" And when I remember I have to go inside and report what just transpired and all that,I just silently curse D machine.When she visits for the first time and starts hanging pants and bra all over ur bathroom.Correct Momma😂Eat the food and don't be the food! LMAO @ The scariest part of getting married is that everyone now knows you are having sex. Hahahhahahahaha dat was Soo me then. And also with my first pregnancy. Sometimes,I used to think "Now they know what I do behind closed doors" Then I Wil giggle and burst into Laughter. LMAO
My dear pls turn ur father to an ATM machine bikoUse the money to take care of urself and ur mumIn fact take pictures seff in case he wants to form badoo
So So Funny Especially the "I can't live with you"/ "buy ogbonno". Electronic Divorce. Turn to your neighbor. The dumb police officers that used the guys drug money to buy bread. and the atm part is sooo true.
Yes you are! Harsh and stupid, think of better things to do with ur life and put ur dad in prayers too
So true about the hair dresser's own. I'm actually at the salon right now to loosen the hair I made in her shop yesterday, simply because the hair wasn't properly done. I got home yesterday thinking that I could manage it only for my friends to tell me that the hair is scary and not fine at all. So I intend losing and making another hair today. My dear, the pains no be here ooo. See headache...
Anon 08:21----You better not tell your mom and use your father as her personal ATM. Ask her what she wants and collect the money from the man for it. She would bless you on top of it so you don't lose either way
Ride on Your mum deserves to enjoy
U better turn him to ATM sharp sharp.Why are u feeling guilty? Is d money not ur father's money? Ur father's money is ur money..Since he is stingy to u guys,use dis opportunity to milk him dry..Never tell ur mom what u saw..Keep it to urself for now and enjoy ur new found ATM machine.
You're not been harsh. Please he is your father and you are his responsibility. Take as much as possible and take care of your mum. Your dad is heartless...no offence
I even laughed my broken heart away!
Funny small. Lols
Am so sending this last one to desmond's elder bro,lmao.
Do small den forgive and forget
Guy you are on the right track! Milk him!
First time to comment...thank you Stella for this post, I actually laughed in the mist of my tears. Married for a year plus and battling to get pregnant...cried all through last night..couldn't even go for church training this morning because of sadness but I actually smiled then laughed when I saw this post. God is involved in my case
Use him to make your mama happy. You ain't being harsh you are helping him do what he couldn't do. Be smart about it. Tell him to put you on a monthly allowance. Else you will spill. Then use the money to make you mom a happy mother. She go dey fire better prayer for you to prosper that way you are winning on both sides.
No dear. U are not being harsh. Abeg enjoy the good things of life. And it's a good thing u didn't tell your mom about he'd cheating husband. Said he'd that heart break. What she doesn't know won't kill her.
The Edo girl got me in stitches.Hahahahahahaha.Short and very funny.
Since ur dad is stingy to u guys,use this opportunity well and spoil ur mum abeg...d smile on ur mum's face will remove d guilt from ur conscience abeg..
Continue! Your mum deserves it. The joy on her face when you did those things is enough answer. Brava!!
Men and cheating... Dem curse dem??? Abeg dnt tell ur mom,it will break her hrt and might cause many things u self will not be able to handle.It just pain me dat ur dad didn't put his family first. Let ur dad continue to pay and use d money to take care of ur mum and I think u shld probably talk to ur dad, even if he wants to cheat, his family shld be his No1 in all ramifications. My 2cents.
Harsh? Not at all my dear. Chop the money dey go abeg. It's your momma's allowance that has been going to em hoes all this time. Nonsense. I like the fact that you didn't tell your mom. Just drop subtle hints about protecting herself from STD's and you're good to go. I'm just wondering where you caught them. In your parents home I guess. That your father sha... Smh.
Please keep collecting the money but I would have loved you confront him and tell him to start using protection on your mom.
Na to sell the bread sure pass.
Carry Go!!. You are a good and wise child.
Use him as an AT to satisfy your mum
Confirmed ATM, you need to start withdrawing like weekly in huge amounts.
Not only should you use him as ATM, turn him to a Bank where you can have more than enough. Men sha!
Relax. You are sooooo anxious of getting pregnant that you have tightened up your stomach muscles thereby making your body not conducive for a baby. Laugh, relax, take your mind away from it and it will come.
Thanks Stella! Had a good laugh!
Biko turn him to ATM machine, the one wey dey commit clean 1000 notes. But as someone said be wise about it, confront him and let him agree to be giving u at least 50k every month as allawee so u can take care of your mother. No dull o
Ewu! Yeah. First to comment as usual. I love you Stella. Muah. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
Then I imagine how you were hanging your leg, collecting and shouting. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Hahahahahaha. Even me, especially when I catch people looking at me and my belle, instead of facing the person, I will turn towards the side. Chai, memories...
It's well dear.Just go to hospital to find out what the problem isDon't listen to people telling u it's too early that u shouldn't botherThe earlier the better.God will answer us.
SOme fathers are so stingy to their wives. Start collecting and if he isn't responding, threaten him wella. As you collect, start saving o. lol@ First night@Edo girls
I hope he is giving you money for it, dont go and be feeding a grown man.
You did north west my time at all. Na to your bread seller be that. Eat the food, don't be the food. Great line. Hahaha haha
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The Edo girl got me
Eat d food don't be d food
Enter your comment...lol in jenifa's voice
U aren't hash plsCollect as many as u canSend him anno text to go n test for STD or lie that u were passing through an health care n u saw someone that looks like one of his babe, n that place na for people wey want confirm if dey have Virus, just something to wake him up about his health, if he is clean advice him on Protection Abeg dey collect d money dey go but don't mis use d moneyYour Father's money is yours Gbam!!!!!!
I laugh scatter,so funny,wow!welcome Stella!
SnM bvns eat the food don't be the food...
Yes ke, milk him. He's supposed to be your atm anyway.
God will do it soon just keep praising Him and please relax.
Hahahhaha @ Ollie baby,how do U know I am a Screamer? LMAO @Nnechi,LOL. I know the feeling. Though shy but never acted it.Infact I felt one kain "powerful" and was very mischievous with the whole thing. Howdy my boo?@Ollie,where is my Kiss?
Anon 11:44ur mouth is like d 1st girl pointing with her mouth. Help in the. Prayers u can stand in for him.
Better do it. Come let's plan our next action on how to get more cash from him. Let me teach u.
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