Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

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Saturday, 13 August 2016

Saturday Laughs

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79 comments:

Miss Ess said...

LMAO....

BECKY'S DIARY said...

Laughed small.. esp the one of spreading paent and bra on first visit lol

Giselle Lawrence said...

Lol. Good Morning family, I wish us a fruitful and successful day as we go out today.

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁 @ when you're talking about someone but you don't want to point at the person,chai!!!! I do that a lot

That rat eeh,you deserve more than that sef
U just destroyed almost 40k Na wah oh!!!!LOL 😁

BV Monzy said...

You have tried Stella. Though short, the fact that it came early erased that sin

Ibukunoluwa said...

Buy ogbono on ur way coming is my bf speciality,smh ...he will always ask me to buy soup things sha nii
And the day wey I no go buy soup things I must buy am apple
Smh

Anonymous said...

BVs, I caught my dad with one babe on Tuesday, clean babe in the action. Even me self no go mind fuck the babe.

This man gives us small money and spends huge on babes outside but my mum doesn't know. Now conscience de worry am well well. That same evening, he transferred N50k to my account and this na man way never give me N10k before. Say make I use the money chill out.

As I see the money, the devil come de tempt me say make I turn my old man to ATM.

I have been buying nice things for my mum lately and she us surprised about the source of my money, not knowing na d money way she supposed de chop from her husband. Took her out to one eatery yesterday and you need to see the joy on my mom's face saying she doesn't know when last her husband ( father) treated her out.

Immediately she said it, the thing come pain me well well, so I want turn my papa to ATM. I don't plan telling my mum cos I don't want her to know about my dad's activities, its not worth it, but I need the money regularly..

Pls, am I being harsh or I should just forget it?

Blackberry said...

Hehehehehehee, u go chop bread tire.

JOYOUS said...

yea i did...lol

Dominion said...

LMAO @The guy that bought bread.

Ahon Christabel said...

Walahi Stella I rily laffed...gudmornin family...hope u all Mised me

Chummy cho cho said...

πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚. Mo fe lowo ju daddy mi with that horrible CGPA??Lol

Damilola Okunlola said...

Very funny

Olori footwear said...

Smiles

Som Som said...

LOL..



**Som Baby**

Mrs. Romas said...

Funny lol.

Anonymous said...

Very Funny. Can't stop Laughing.

BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'* said...

Huh

The General's Wife said...

Hahahhhahhahahahhahaha
That ATM own is Soo trueπŸ˜‚And ur heart Wil just do one "kpam" And when I remember I have to go inside and report what just transpired and all that,I just silently curse D machine.

When she visits for the first time and starts hanging pants and bra all over ur bathroom.

Correct MommaπŸ˜‚Eat the food and don't be the food!
LMAO @ The scariest part of getting married is that everyone now knows you are having sex. Hahahhahahahaha dat was Soo me then. And also with my first pregnancy. Sometimes,I used to think "Now they know what I do behind closed doors" Then I Wil giggle and burst into Laughter. LMAO

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahahah

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Lmao

De Unbreakable said...

So refreshing.

Ibukunoluwa said...

My dear pls turn ur father to an ATM machine biko
Use the money to take care of urself and ur mum
In fact take pictures seff in case he wants to form badoo

Jack Brenda said...

Lol

ALINCO NONI said...

So So Funny Especially the "I can't live with you"/ "buy ogbonno". Electronic Divorce. Turn to your neighbor. The dumb police officers that used the guys drug money to buy bread. and the atm part is sooo true.

Anonymous said...

Yes you are! Harsh and stupid, think of better things to do with ur life and put ur dad in prayers too

Oron babe said...

Hehehe

Debbie me said...

So true about the hair dresser's own. I'm actually at the salon right now to loosen the hair I made in her shop yesterday, simply because the hair wasn't properly done. I got home yesterday thinking that I could manage it only for my friends to tell me that the hair is scary and not fine at all. So I intend losing and making another hair today. My dear, the pains no be here ooo. See headache...

Anonymous said...

Anon 08:21----You better not tell your mom and use your father as her personal ATM. Ask her what she wants and collect the money from the man for it. She would bless you on top of it so you don't lose either way

Anonymous said...

Ride on
Your mum deserves to enjoy

Money Maker's Wife Loves Sandra Okagbue said...

U better turn him to ATM sharp sharp.Why are u feeling guilty? Is d money not ur father's money? Ur father's money is ur money..Since he is stingy to u guys,use dis opportunity to milk him dry..

Never tell ur mom what u saw..Keep it to urself for now and enjoy ur new found ATM machine.

Anonymous said...

You're not been harsh. Please he is your father and you are his responsibility. Take as much as possible and take care of your mum. Your dad is heartless...no offence

Anonymous said...

I even laughed my broken heart away!

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos? do you need a quick loan within 24hrs without collateral. call 07037873466 said...

Funny small. Lols

Stella maris Baby said...

Lolz.

Stella maris Baby said...

Smiles.

cassy 7757 said...

Am so sending this last one to desmond's elder bro,lmao.

SD2016 said...

Do small den forgive and forget

Zainab Yusuf said...

Guy you are on the right track! Milk him!

Anonymous said...

First time to comment...thank you Stella for this post, I actually laughed in the mist of my tears. Married for a year plus and battling to get pregnant...cried all through last night..couldn't even go for church training this morning because of sadness but I actually smiled then laughed when I saw this post. God is involved in my case

Anonymous said...

Use him to make your mama happy. You ain't being harsh you are helping him do what he couldn't do. Be smart about it. Tell him to put you on a monthly allowance. Else you will spill. Then use the money to make you mom a happy mother. She go dey fire better prayer for you to prosper that way you are winning on both sides.

Anonymous said...

No dear. U are not being harsh. Abeg enjoy the good things of life. And it's a good thing u didn't tell your mom about he'd cheating husband. Said he'd that heart break. What she doesn't know won't kill her.

Brown Sucre said...

The Edo girl got me in stitches.
Hahahahahahaha.
Short and very funny.

Sara said...

Since ur dad is stingy to u guys,use this opportunity well and spoil ur mum abeg...d smile on ur mum's face will remove d guilt from ur conscience abeg..

reemah said...

Continue! Your mum deserves it. The joy on her face when you did those things is enough answer. Brava!!

Anonymous said...

Men and cheating... Dem curse dem??? Abeg dnt tell ur mom,it will break her hrt and might cause many things u self will not be able to handle.It just pain me dat ur dad didn't put his family first. Let ur dad continue to pay and use d money to take care of ur mum and I think u shld probably talk to ur dad, even if he wants to cheat, his family shld be his No1 in all ramifications. My 2cents.

PL THE GREAT said...

Harsh? Not at all my dear. Chop the money dey go abeg. It's your momma's allowance that has been going to em hoes all this time. Nonsense. I like the fact that you didn't tell your mom. Just drop subtle hints about protecting herself from STD's and you're good to go.


I'm just wondering where you caught them. In your parents home I guess. That your father sha... Smh.

Mother Confessor The real deal on sdk. said...

Please keep collecting the money but I would have loved you confront him and tell him to start using protection on your mom.

Mother Confessor The real deal on sdk. said...

Na to sell the bread sure pass.

Jade said...

Carry Go!!. You are a good and wise child.

Anonymous said...

Use him as an AT to satisfy your mum

Anonymous said...

Confirmed ATM, you need to start withdrawing like weekly in huge amounts.

MOTHER NATURE........ said...

Not only should you use him as ATM, turn him to a Bank where you can have more than enough. Men sha!

Angela Judith said...

Lols

OliviaSilk said...

Relax. You are sooooo anxious of getting pregnant that you have tightened up your stomach muscles thereby making your body not conducive for a baby.
Laugh, relax, take your mind away from it and it will come.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Stella! Had a good laugh!

Anonymous said...

Biko turn him to ATM machine, the one wey dey commit clean 1000 notes. But as someone said be wise about it, confront him and let him agree to be giving u at least 50k every month as allawee so u can take care of your mother. No dull o

Anonymous said...

Ewu! Yeah. First to comment as usual. I love you Stella. Muah. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

OliviaSilk said...

Then I imagine how you were hanging your leg, collecting and shouting. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Nnechi Spicy. said...

Hahahahahaha. Even me, especially when I catch people looking at me and my belle, instead of facing the person, I will turn towards the side. Chai, memories...

Mrs CJ said...

It's well dear.
Just go to hospital to find out what the problem is
Don't listen to people telling u it's too early that u shouldn't bother
The earlier the better.
God will answer us.

Mao Akuh said...

SOme fathers are so stingy to their wives. Start collecting and if he isn't responding, threaten him wella. As you collect, start saving o.

lol@ First night

@Edo girls

Chijay said...

Amen

Anonymous said...

I hope he is giving you money for it, dont go and be feeding a grown man.

Chijay said...

You did north west my time at all.
Na to your bread seller be that.

Eat the food, don't be the food. Great line. Hahaha haha

Isolde Fontaine said...

LOL!


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LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

The Edo girl got me

Anonymous said...

Eat d food don't be d food

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...lol in jenifa's voice

Lilly simple said...

U aren't hash pls
Collect as many as u can
Send him anno text to go n test for STD or lie that u were passing through an health care n u saw someone that looks like one of his babe, n that place na for people wey want confirm if dey have Virus, just something to wake him up about his health, if he is clean advice him on Protection

Abeg dey collect d money dey go but don't mis use d money

Your Father's money is yours Gbam!!!!!!

grace said...

I laugh scatter,so funny,wow!welcome Stella!

chidinma ujo said...

SnM bvns eat the food don't be the food...

Anonymous said...

Yes ke, milk him.
He's supposed to be your atm anyway.

Olaide Davies said...

Lol

Olaide Davies said...

God will do it soon just keep praising Him and please relax.

straightupbabe said...

yimu

The General's Wife said...

Hahahhaha @ Ollie baby,how do U know I am a Screamer? LMAO

@Nnechi,LOL. I know the feeling. Though shy but never acted it.Infact I felt one kain "powerful" and was very mischievous with the whole thing.
Howdy my boo?

@Ollie,where is my Kiss?

rookies said...

Anon 11:44ur mouth is like d 1st girl pointing with her mouth. Help in the. Prayers u can stand in for him.

Mz complicated said...

Better do it. Come let's plan our next action on how to get more cash from him. Let me teach u.

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