Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: This Is What it Means To Be A Nigerian..

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Thursday, 4 August 2016

This Is What it Means To Be A Nigerian..

Hehehehehe,I am sure you will agree and identify with some of these...lol






































LOL

74 comments:

Miss Ess said...

Na me be number one lol

Adadioramma said...

So hillarous

GALORE said...

Lol



I love my country




@Galore

Shennel said...

Hahahahhahah

STARRY LARRY said...

Waoooooo, this is so true, I can relate to it. Why you go even tell my mum say you see cat for dream? Everlasting marathon prayer niyen




*Larry was here*

yasmeen s said...

so true

Anonymous said...

Can't stop laughing.

Jessica Braimah said...

Lmaoooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..but naija sha is a great country or is it because am a Nigerian ..

JayEm "Agrodolce"...the Nigerian-Italian-Australian experience. said...

Abeg na night we dey here, make my neighbour nor think say I don mad finish.

Very funny.

Woman of Substance said...

I can relate. So so funny

Woman of Substance said...

I can relate. So funny.

Chidinma Grace said...

Hahahahaa! Naija I hail una o

PLATINUM said...

Hahaha the part wer the teachers r invigilating an examination is so funny

j baby said...

Is that how you will behave in your husbands house. Kikikiki that's my mum ohhhh. Choi!

When your biscuits fall they tell you to leave it for Satan. Lol so true

When we have light for 20hrs a day straight I would be scared because I know if they take the light we won't see it for a long time. Kikikiki PHED I hail

white Berry said...

Hahhahaha can't stop laughting...dats Nigeria life for you

Anonymous said...

LMAO.... Had to go through it over again. Proud to be Naija

Anonymous said...

The negotiation of goods from #1,000 to #200, is so my mum, go begin to pity for the seller.

doris metuh said...

The one that got me laughing was the part where mummy's negotiates something of 1000 to 200. And you just pity the person selling the stuff. HahHahahHahHhHhHs lauging in chinese

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha

Barr. Oma said...

So Nigerian

em jay said...

Funny.

chioma ifejika said...

Interesting

ukwu dimond said...

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

stunning slim shady said...

Kikiki

De Unbreakable said...

Kikikikikiki every parent and been top of their classπŸ˜‰

That cat own eeh, if you said you had sex in the dream, it's 3days fasting and prayer followed by serious deliveranceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Stella you know how to put a smile on someone's face sha. Was laughing hard.

Jasmine said...

Hahahahahaha! So true! Our mothers are the best!

Dewdrop said...

The light part eh! So true. I will just be on edge thru out till they take the light.

God chic said...

This is so funny.

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁
So true

Maureen Ekeh said...

Hahahahahaha,nice one. Nigeria mylovely country.

Moncoeur behbeh said...

Leave it for the devil, chisos Naija mothers are the bestest.

Stella maris Baby said...

Lolz
Very funny

Iphie dearie said...

Chai! That haggling part in the market...I give it to my momma!

LMAO@i am not understanding. Hehehehehhehehehhehehe

That horrible look on Patience's face na my father.

Nixe and Nike. Hohohohohohoohohohoho
And they never understood the painnnnnn we felt wearing that sandals Aba boys named "Guchi" with purple and yellow thread.
My mom would say. Iphie owu ofu ihe ahu...I tried not to be ungrateful.

Tayan Taylor said...

When you have light for long uou will scared so true.
The dream part so true
Biscuits for the devil Lmao

J.Ice said...

Choi!
Lollll
Especialy d one ur mum wud look at u in silence and only u both know d meaning...

Mao Akuh said...

Naija I hail

Jonny BraVo said...
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SuperMom said...

Lol. true

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

I can see
Galore
Krix and kelvin

Anonymous said...

Lmfao...it got me laughing hard

ChyAdaJesus said...

The light own is soo me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜…. Even right now I am afraid. We 've been having steady light some time now.

Sweet Pat said...

Nigerians are talented.

Loveme Jeje said...

Chai when your buiscuit fall for ground them go tell you to leave am say Devil don chop am. Kai na for primary and secondary school, when i manage get 10k from papa hand ooo. that thing they vex me seriously.

I tell them if devil eat am, me to go eat am, shebi na my money i take buy buscuit.

very funny

SWAG LAFRESH said...

I love naija i no go lie

Pearl said...

The condom part ehhhh, I remember going to buy CD in a "chemist" shop, they were like 2 people before me, I use the time the lady was attending to them to fastly look around the shop so I can just point to what i want when it gets to my turn, lo and behold, it got to me and I still haven't found where she hid the item. she was like "what do you want"? that was when I realised she has a 'deeper life' head gear and had copies of church magazine on her table. I just gently bought paracetamol and borrowed myself usian bolt's leg.

Ever wondered why "chemist" shops always keep condoms where you can easily point and say....GIVE ME 'while you point directly to it.

Naija for life.

Sweet Lolly said...
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IJAY said...

Hahhahahaha, so so true, funny

North Dakota Siobhan said...

Lol @ 'I tried not to be ungrateful'

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Lol

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

I see u too baby come gimme otele pyess biko πŸ˜›πŸ˜š

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )

Ufan said...

This just made my day...lol.

My mum is soo guilty of all the ones concerning mums. Whew!

Anonymous said...

Stella will soon take care of you and dis rubbish below so I will not be mad for long.

Oby O said...

The one about your mum giving you that look is dedicated to my mum.. She's an expert at it.. I remember the beating that will follow when you get home or the visitor leaves.. Hahahaha all these memes are on point!

Mrs. Romas said...

Funny memes. How i love Nigeria and Nigerians. The way they see the fun side of everything.

Temi said...

Lol

Click To See My Small Breast said...

i am late to this party

Yummy chick cum mummy said...

Very lovely memes. No matter d condition, as a nigerian, we always try to adapt......

aisha jane said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Chai the one of dollar for rice I eat so true,somebody save me o phew

Jenny zee said...

Hahahaaha

Anonymous said...

Chai....my mama beat me ehhh!
I almost died....anytime popsie wanted to travel....hmmmm.....see me begging him to take me along before the woman kills me.
Naija mothers !

Anonymous said...

See me even telling me 1yr old daughter....oya close ur legs....Is dis how u'll be opening ur legs in ur husband's house??
Naija mothers!

Anonymous said...

Asin ehh, dat country can curse temporal madness for person....tufiakwa

xhlrted p said...

She go take annointing oil bathe you. Hahaha

xhlrted p said...

PHCN has improved on light distribution. The days of chilled room is back. I like.

Anonymous said...

Lol.very funny!laugh wan kill me.com buy paracetamol wey u no plan for!lhahahaha.na holy ghoost fire she for use pursue u.

Anonymous said...

Lol.very funny!laugh wan kill me.com buy paracetamol wey u no plan for!lhahahaha.na holy ghoost fire she for use pursue u.

yoyo said...

Devil has eating it I suffer from dat one daily

j baby said...

XP it's very bad here in pH, getting worst by the day.

beeolah said...

Relate to all lol, love my mum like kilode

Anonymous said...

Hi Stella,
Thank u for lending shoulders to the troubled to lean on. I'm just having a troubled evening and decided to send in this post. Thanks

Anonymous said...

What part of PH cause we have light 24/7?

Anonymous said...

Even my parents still do the "why cant your friend come to your own house"...

like seriously, whats now the point of wanting to go out biko..

Then my dad will start with how his dad knew all his friends.....shey my friends parents should not know their own child's friend too????

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